Whats the most random strangest thing thats ever happened to you??

[missjcapri]

Hell yea lls it's hella rednecks out here muthafuckas tried throwin a trash can through JEFF AXEL's window and everything lls. wat part of maryland u from?

pg........

 

[The Prime Minister]

Well, I was on a bus that ran over a dude.

I found someone's rent money, along with their notebook at a bus bench.

These 2 chicks gamed me up for a menage a trois.

I smashed my homies chick, and later, we're all chillin' and she told this dude in front of everybody, "I fucked THAT dude."

 

[Aquaf!nafloe]

my skitso cousin comin back home yesterday after bieng gone for 3 months was trippin out...out of ther blue she jumps up while we were eating at applesbees and yells whiles pointing at me 'omg she is trying to kill me with a potato!"

 

[birdcall89]

my skitso cousin comin back home yesterday after bieng gone for 3 months was trippin out...out of ther blue she jumps up while we were eating at applesbees and yells whiles pointing at me 'omg she is trying to kill me with a potato!"

lmao, were you?

 

[Aquaf!nafloe]

lmao, were you?

l0l no!!! we ended up gettin kicked out goin to the house her mom weakes me up at 2 in the mornin talkin about "aquina get down here now this bitch is trippin" so i get downstair shes standin in the hallway lookin crzy my aunt was like ...she called me a fat bitch and is in here buggin out...so my aunt just starts clownin the shyt outa her callin her a crzy skitso bitch and sayin that she dont take her meds and all this..she then calls the police! the police comes......one of the cops already know about her from a previouse episode so hes like 'yea i can tell she is really gone now" they ended up takin her tio the mental hospital....i felt really bad though i tihnk her mom was to hard on her...

 

[birdcall89]

l0l no!!! we ended up gettin kicked out goin to the house her mom weakes me up at 2 in the mornin talkin about "aquina get down here now this bitch is trippin" so i get downstair shes standin in the hallway lookin crzy my aunt was like ...she called me a fat bitch and is in here buggin out...so my aunt just starts clownin the shyt outa her callin her a crzy skitso bitch and sayin that she dont take her meds and all this..she then calls the police! the police comes......one of the cops already know about her from a previouse episode so hes like 'yea i can tell she is really gone now" they ended up takin her tio the mental hospital....i felt really bad though i tihnk her mom was to hard on her...

damn. thats some family reunion.

 

[Wishbone Jones]

bet she got some good pussy

 

[C.Melendez]

at the grocery store one time my lil cousin was buying some beer for today and this random mexican chick hops i the passenger side pull down the mirror and starts putting on lipstick...Im looking like wtf...what the fuck/who the fuck....then the bitch says they didn't have the beer u wanted... I said so wheres Yomari(my cousin) she's looks at me and say oh shit Im in the wrong car...we had the same car.

Shit when she said they didn't have the beer I wanted I was thinking maybe Yomari just met the bitch and she was coming with us

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Vision went black and fainted earlier this year when i was smoking some green. RANDOM as hell considering I smoked damn near everyday.

 

[Rocket Kidd]

walkin down the street, 2 chubby white girls run up on me. 1 of them says:

WG: "hey wassup, its my birthday today.

Me: ok......how old are you?

WG: TWENTY FUCKIN TWO!!!.....OOOHHHHWWWWW FLOCKA

then they both ran off after this.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

One time I lost a wheel on the highway and I was ballin

anyway I'm driving in the middle lane and all of a sudden I see a wheel roll past me and I kept driving like " Damn somebody lost thier tire out this bitch!"

so I'm driving and then about 3 seconds later I realize " Oh shit that's my fucking wheel going down the highway"

luckily nobody was really on the road and I just pulled over to the shoulder and was sitting there like WTF just happened

it was pretty random

 

[About$]

LMFAO.... T/S got a visit from Roscoe from Martin!...

strange thing... went to a professor's house to help her move her horses out so the barn stalls could get cleaned & then after we were done she fed us (myself one other dude from class and like 4 females) and served up some wine & shots... she was mad cool & then next thing you know, some truth or dare got it poppin and we took off the clothes in some dares (kept them off) and then had a minor orgy.. Yes professor included... she madeout w/dude right in front of us.

Never told anyone til now... no one would believe it since this lady was uber religious

 

[Wishbone Jones]

LMFAO.... T/S got a visit from Roscoe from Martin!...

strange thing... went to a professor's house to help her move her horses out so the barn stalls could get cleaned & then after we were done she fed us (myself one other dude from class and like 4 females) and served up some wine & shots... she was mad cool & then next thing you know, some truth or dare got it poppin and we took off the clothes in some dares (kept them off) and then had a minor orgy.. Yes professor included... she madeout w/dude right in front of us.

Never told anyone til now... no one would believe it since this lady was uber religious

aye raekwon
pm me that hoe number or facebook

 

[Ol Jay's]

this one time at band camp.......looking @ss ni99@...............naw 4real, me and my guy was chilling outside the studio in the car, smoking and going over some music, now the studio is located directly five feet away from a cheap @ss motel, anywayz this early 20's something black chick came running out of one of the rooms & hops in the whip, backs up and goes to bust a donut, well in the early stages of hitting the donut, a mid 40's white guy came rushing out the room and grabs the passenger door handle, and flung the door open but the momentum of the donut slammed it back shut and she sped off..............white dude yells "FCUK" throws his hands in the air and notices us laffing uncontrollablely and so he looks at us and proceeds our way with this "I need help look on his face", my guy gives him the pity smh and I say "WE AINT FCUK'N WIT YOU MY GUY", and so he turns back around and walks back in the room.

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

I was at a club one time posted up with my homeboys and shit bout to walk to the bar and get some drinks and this chick outta nowhere comes in front of me leans to my neck and starts suckin on my neck.....her girlfriends pull her away and she says "Its my birthday"..........she was cute so i let that slide

somethin similar happened at a house party, this chick came to me and just started kissin on my neck outta nowhere, saying she wanna go home with me. The girl was drunk so its kool and her homegirls came and pulled her away from me explaining how she was drunk and all but the chick came back to me 2 other occassions that same night huggin up on me tryna kiss on my neck so i thought she was serious about going home with me but at the last moment that she came and her friends were pullin her away from me, one of her homegirls said "Stop it girl. U dont want to regret it in the morning like u did last time" so thats when i looked the other way and bounced.

 

[About$]

aye raekwon

pm me that hoe number or facebook

I been called kanye Raekwon and NeYo all up on the I.C.... lol

I would look her up if I could remember her full name.. this was back in High School

 

[Wishbone Jones]

I been called kanye Raekwon and NeYo all up on the I.C.... lol

I would look her up if I could remember her full name.. this was back in High School

nigga i started that raekwon shit
damn posters stay stealin

 

[Rocket Kidd]

me and my boy walkin out of a club and we goin down the stairs and we see a dude layed out on the floor in his own vomit. then we noticed he was still vomiting and laying flat on his back. I was like "damn dude is messed up, should we turn him on his side?" my boy looked at him, then me, then kept on walking. So we left him there, but when we went back he was gone and so was the vomit, so somebody helped him -shrugs-

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

i remember when I was a lil jit and I was lookin out the window of my crib and this was real late at night. All of a sudden I hear some guy yellin and the sound got louder as he was getting near so I see him just run by yellin. Im thinkin whats wrong with dude....then about 15 seconds later, I see like 4-5 niggas runnin after him with bats and chains and shit.

 

[Skeratch]

I was on a ferry with some friends and this mentally handicapped guy ran up, grabbed my hand, slobbered on it, and then ran away.

I was shell-shocked for about two minutes, and I think that is one of the only times where it would have been justified to hit a retard.