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Whats the most random strangest thing thats ever happened to you??
Tricki Minaj
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An old guy gave me a 50 dollar lottery ticket before just outta nowhere. (Sorry, that all I can think of @ the moment)
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Tricki Minaj;1385947 said:An old guy gave me a 50 dollar lottery ticket before just outta nowhere. (Sorry, that all I can think of @ the moment)
he was trying to be yo suga daddy!!!
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BootyButterPi
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One time i was driving from tx to north dakota (but im all from like, Cleveland) and i knew i would be driving about 24 hrs straight. so i said a little prayer and as soon as i said "amen" i saw a shooting star, then i saw a wolf on the side of the rode who could have crossed and fucked my shit up, but he was chillin. then i saw a rabbit on the side of the rode who thought he could get across before i could hit him, but when he took off running, he ran into my driver side door. (thump) lol
all that shit really happened in a matter of a minute. im sure i was in oklahoma. but the crazy thing is, im still not a religious person.
dig that.
all that shit really happened in a matter of a minute. im sure i was in oklahoma. but the crazy thing is, im still not a religious person.
dig that.
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Roster Player #99
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yesterday, food court, chick from Forever 21 who I aaaaallllwwwaaaayyyysssss see comes and kisses me on my neck and walks away......
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yo one time I was out at a resturant/bar and started a conversation with same random older ladies like in their mid 40's or whatevera, we talked about 10-15 minutes so after the conversation was over we said our good byes and one of'em grabbed my hand and kissed it and walked away like on some godfather type shit and I just stood thier for a while with a blank stare on my face..
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birdcall89
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somebody found an ounce of kush in the parking lot of my job. he turned it in to me to dispose of, and i promised i would. a nigga was stupid high for a minute thanks to that kind man.
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Wishbone Jones
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i fucked a bitch n wiped the babies on her face
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RuCcazSkyWaLkin
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waitin in this gas station behind me comes this white bitch an thought to myself "damn that bitch hella ugly" but i had my sunglasses on so couldnt see as well. anyways the attendent takin hella long so after a few minutes i say sorta outloud sorta under my breath "come on this is ridiculious" and this bassy, deep ass man's voice speaks from behind me "well how long have you been waiting for", and then i saw the hands. it was a dude, i was absolutely speechless, i was able to sputter out "uhh about 5 minutes", i just left an went to another spot
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BiblicalAtheist
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Grade 8, the bell rings, I'm on my way out the door to go home. I turn the corner to my right and out of nowhere this huge native girl grabs both my ears and starts pounding her knee into my forehead. I don't know how many times but my head hurt like a b*tch. To this day I have no idea why that occurred.
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Wishbone Jones
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BiblicalAtheist;1386471 said:Grade 8, the bell rings, I'm on my way out the door to go home. I turn the corner to my right and out of nowhere this huge native girl grabs both my ears and starts pounding her knee into my forehead. I don't know how many times but my head hurt like a b*tch. To this day I have no idea why that occurred.
cuz god doesnt luv u
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BootyButterPi
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BiblicalAtheist;1386471 said:Grade 8, the bell rings, I'm on my way out the door to go home. I turn the corner to my right and out of nowhere this huge native girl grabs both my ears and starts pounding her knee into my forehead. I don't know how many times but my head hurt like a b*tch. To this day I have no idea why that occurred.
dude. really?
where is the part where you reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe?
cool name. i got 15 out of 15 on that religion test. im black and dont claim no religion. If i did, it would be disrepectful to my ancestors. they were forced to be christians and muslims right?
and Ancestors are family right?
you wouldnt disrespect grandma right? so why disrespect her great great great grandparents by being a christian or muslim?
booty.
buttah.
Pie.
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BiblicalAtheist
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Wishbone Jones;1386483 said:cuz god doesnt luv u
Yeah true, never looked at it that way.
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JackAssInTheBox
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Driving behind a blueish Toyota Seiana with a bike on the back. I had a feeling that shit was going to fall off cuz of how that shit was hanging so i switch lanes. As im switching lanes the bike falls off. Then all of a sudden a ladder falls off a pickup thats right in front of me. Luckily I swerve out the way just in time. i was so fuckin confused. I think I was supposed to die that day like on some final destination type shit.
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dead...for some reason this shit reminded me of the fresh prince when that big white girl pushed carlton against the locker when will and larenz tate were clowningBiblicalAtheist;1386471 said:Grade 8, the bell rings, I'm on my way out the door to go home. I turn the corner to my right and out of nowhere this huge native girl grabs both my ears and starts pounding her knee into my forehead. I don't know how many times but my head hurt like a b*tch. To this day I have no idea why that occurred.
JackAssInTheBox;1386511 said:Driving behind a blueish Toyota Seiana with a bike on the back. I had a feeling that shit was going to fall off cuz of how that shit was hanging so i switch lanes. As im switching lanes the bike falls off. Then all of a sudden a ladder falls off a pickup thats right in front of me. Luckily I swerve out the way just in time. i was so fuckin confused. I think I was supposed to die that day like on some final destination type shit.
damn..yous lucky everytime i get behind one of those trucks carrying the timber I always slide over b/c I think of final destination
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BiblicalAtheist
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BootyButterPi;1386507 said:dude. really?
where is the part where you reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe?
cool name. i got 15 out of 15 on that religion test. im black and dont claim no religion. If i did, it would be disrepectful to my ancestors. they were forced to be christians and muslims right?
and Ancestors are family right?
you wouldnt disrespect grandma right? so why disrespect her great great great grandparents by being a christian or muslim?
booty.
buttah.
Pie.
BBPi, I am a girl and I wasn't the pimp in that situation, I was the one getting bitch slapped.
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BootyButterPi
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BiblicalAtheist;1386538 said:BBPi, I am a girl and I wasn't the pimp in that situation, I was the one getting bitch slapped.
i dont give a flying fuck what u iz. represent better. dont be an asshole. i tried it. it dont work. im here on this site like u. these hoes wont let us be because we have names that garner attention.
dont get slapped no more. dont get slapped on no fucking internet. these aint nothing but words on a screen. u got our attention. say some real shit. spit some knowledge.
and technically, im not an atheist either. i believe that the WORLD is God. its more alive than the unknown person they worship in the sky.
come on now.
fight with facts. when u have facts, you dont need faith.
because why would you? u have the facts!
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