whats the most hurtful thing someone of the opposite sex has told ya?

[WiseGuyy]

Couple weeks ago me & my homie, he a fat nigga went to pick up these 2 girls. One was thick white girl the other was a big black bitch so my homie Said he was gonna take it for team since I got the best game, I usually get the better looking girl by defaultm

So we at my crib drinking listening to us in & shit, my homie take the big girl upstairs& I'm tryna move in on the other one. I get her in the bed start kissing her neck & she starts fronting so I'm like Wassup why you acting like that? Bitch tells me she really wanted to hook up with my homie & ask me to go get him. My soul was so hurt I ain't even get to smash but I sure as hell ain't tell my homie she curved me. We do this shit every weekend ain't nobody ever pick Fat Boy over me smh

 

[blakfyahking]

some funny shit

had an 8th grade dance and a chick I was dancing with walked off from me cause my underarms were musty

I had crept up behind her at 1st and started dancing, she turned around and at 1st seemed cool with it and kept dancing with a nigga......so I was geeked and got a lil overconfident.....raised my arms up a lil bit on some hip hop hooray shit, then shorty immediately turned around and ran like somebody threw a tear gas canister at her feet

nigga my soul was scorched....she was a bad lil ethiopian broad too

another time had a chick I was cutting for in high school curve me after I bought her some gifts for her birthday, and not just any gifts....them shit was romantical cause I was trying to cuff shorty

so we chilling then next day and I ask her how she like her gifts.......she uses this as the time to let me know she had been letting one of my homeboys smash on the low the whole time I was simping this young sket`......needless to say she created a monster that day SMH

 

[JusDre313]

just started fucking this new chick.... i was 22 and we was at her apartment.. smashed for like the 2nd or 3rd time at the most with this chick.. when we got done i said "yo i forgot to tell you...." before i could finish my sentece she cut me off like

"let me guess....you were a virgin"

im like

me: "naw, I saw Shelly (her girl) in the hallway when i was coming up... she told me to tell u to call her later"

talk about an akward moment....shit got MAD quiet......i just sat there in her bed like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW how fucking terrible was I lololol

 

[reapin505]

some funny shit

had an 8th grade dance and a chick I was dancing with walked off from me cause my underarms were musty

I had crept up behind her at 1st and started dancing, she turned around and at 1st seemed cool with it and kept dancing with a nigga......so I was geeked and got a lil overconfident.....raised my arms up a lil bit on some hip hop hooray shit, then shorty immediately turned around and ran like somebody threw a tear gas canister at her feet

nigga my soul was scorched....she was a bad lil ethiopian broad too

another time had a chick I was cutting for in high school curve me after I bought her some gifts for her birthday, and not just any gifts....them shit was romantical cause I was trying to cuff shorty

so we chilling then next day and I ask her how she like her gifts.......she uses this as the time to let me know she had been letting one of my homeboys smash on the low the whole time I was simping this young sket`......needless to say she created a monster that day SMH

That shit reminds me of my 8th grade dance. A girl who I was crushing on (who also started licking clits after awhile much to my soul crushing dismay) showed up looking all beautiful and we started talking while in line. She knew I liked her and she liked me a lil too, to the point where we almost kissed a month or so before. I usually didn't go to dances because I usually end up sitting by myself because back then I was anti social and had a hard time talking to people without making an ass of myself. But this time I decided to because maybe I would scoop a girl up, so I got all dressed up(it was semi formal), new hair cut, new shoes the whole nine. I was happy as hell talking to this girl, then out of no where some scrawny ass, rat nosed, smelly fucking white boy came up and grabbed her from behind. My jaw dropped a bit then I went to go hide behind my friends.

We finally go inside the gym and I dance around for and hang out with my homies for awhile. Then the slow songs came on. I slowly made my way to a nearby table and sat down and watched everyone else dance with their dates. The girl looked at me once and smiled to which I gave a half hearted smile back. Just as I did that some fat motherfucker who I got in fight with earlier in middle school(may have been the same year I can't remember anymore) bumped the table and knocked juice or bottle of bubbles over on my nice white shirt. I proceeded to walk outside and just sit on the ground awhile looking up at the sky for awhile. My homie, who I assumed got in a fight with his girl or one of his girls come over or just felt sorry for my pathetic ass and said lets go. We walked to his house, with me trying to bullshit away the pain while on the inside I felt like shit

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

Yo these are funny as hell

But the end of the day

Even with the feelings, u walk away with

U aint going to die, u move on

Shit I got shut down yesterday

Girl just kept walking

Then a few minutes later, a badder bitch walks by giving me attention

Its part of the game, u just learn from your failures, laugh at it then go and get more

Thats what separates the champions from the contenders

 

[Max.]

This dude got classics^^ lol

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

I remember around the first time I was able to get into the 21 and up clubs. I'm in there feeling like the man but at the same time feeling like a freshman that just got to HS. So I remember this bitch outta nowhere hops on me and starts dancing cause I was sitting down. I'm like oh shit, this bitch with it, I'm fuckin tonight lol. After the song goes off, she was like wanna buy me a drank. I'm like fa sho, thinking to myself while ordering the drank, this bitch is a freaky drunk bitch and what I'ma do to her afterwards.

The drank comes, I hand it to her, she says thank u and walks off like I was a UPS man delivering her a package and didn't say nothing to me for the rest of the night. Smh lol All I could do was look like this as she walked off.

From that moment on, I knew what type of games bitches played in the clubs and got taught a lesson.

 

[blakfyahking]

cuzzo said he was in the strip club and his pager was going off

got dayum you old my nigga haha

 

[Like Water]

High school... Broads were talking about the "cute" guys and who they wouldn't mind having for a boyfriend. I never had a problem getting girls so I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring just to see what they'd say...

Me: So y'all just gon forget about me, huh?

Girls: *look at each other* Well, you're cute, but you're short.

Usually I would have witty responses ready for situations such as these. However, on this day, the ether from that blatantly obvious compliment/diss fucked my shit all the way up.

I just gave 'em this look...

... And walked away.

Bitches.

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

Ok but to add to tha thread

ok picture this, there I was right, I was young, hungry and fresh in the game

your boy was clean as fuck, just got a line up, I had alot of hair back then kept it in braids

so im chillin in the library with my nigga Lowe, now this nigga wasn't the brightest but got dem hoes son

regardless of him looking like a frog mixed with flavor flav, one chick said he was like he ugly as fuck looking like flavor flav mixed with Akon lol

but I digress

so we in the library just goofing around talking shit, when we about to bounce the nigga was like a yo my nigga why dont u get on one of these hoes here

I was the type of nigga laid back and chilled in the cut, to pull a bitch back then

I told that nigga aight bet,

so I started rubbing my hands like birdman, looking around

and told him to point them out I'll get it her

he like naw, u choose nigga

so a young nigga go out into field, wasn't even thinking about a gameplan none of that

step up to this cute black chick (which is weird, cause I stay on those snow bunnies lol)

my nigga I spit one of the wackest lines ever, something about did you come with wings when u came from heaven lame as fuck shit

there was an older woman in the library, and she said "Aww look at that, he trying to flirt"

then the black girl giggled and then looked at me and was like "NOT INTERESTED"!, loud as fuck

now picture this

a young fresh adonis getting rejected in the library, with this girl raising her voice so everyone could hear

I felt that ether flow thru my body like venom, and I just told myself just walk it off, on the outside I kept my cool

but on the inside tho, I was like

later that day, I walk past her locker and of course there had to be a bunch of blacks around there, they all looking at me laughing and shit, saying that the young boy adonis couldn't spit game to save his life

I just took the L, went back to my nigga Lowe, he was like damn nigga she was cold

but all in all when I think back at it, I laugh, cause that bitch wasn't no where near the type of chicks I talk to and get with today

plus I heard she was full of drama anyway

It's crazy when I think back to high school, I realized I had almost no game lol, and YET still pulled some hoes

oh well

the life of a young black adonis

 

[skpjr78]

"i do"

 

[jayvon32]

Back in 2007 I was talking to this thick redbone I met off some dating site I cant remember, anyway we hung out a few times and I even took her around a few places to run errands. I use to simp her up by tying to be all romantic and shit. one day while I was with my homeboy at the time, she hit me up saying lets hang out. So me, my homeboy and her went to the beach.

talk about the whole time they all on each other and I'm looking like "What the fuck?" We wasn't dating but for the simple fact I was trying to fuck this hoe didn't help. so we get back to her house and she asked the nigga to stay the night. smh, he looking at me like "You cool with that?" Seeing the "L" im about to take and not trying to look like a hating ass nigga, I told the nigga "Go ahead, I have no issue with that"

How about this nigga hit me up the next day and said he fuck the bitch and she had that bomb head game. I was heated as fuck at that hoe.

He thought I had fucked her and was passing her off to him, I told him I didn't smash, nigga was like "damn hommie sorry about that"

bitch had the nerve to call me the next week about hanging out and chilling after my nigga stop calling her, I went off on that hoe and told her how I didn't like how she played my ass, she told me "you was cute and all but I just seen you as a friend"

Talk about the ether that went through me when she said that was so deep, I couldn't approach a bitch for a good month. Seen her a few years later and she wanted to apologize and get back with me. Even after so much time that passed I still curb that hoe and kept it moving.

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

I've been told before and to this day it still remains true

something I try to install in me everytime I approach or get rejected

"The person is who is the least EMOTIONALLY invested in the interaction always wins in the end"

how can something hurt u if you never gave a fuck about it in the first place

pretty much saying dont worry about nothing, if it happens it happens if it don't then it don't

and keep it moving

just see it as practice and thats it nothing more

now when it comes to relationships thats a little different cause you are in a way invested in the chick, but still hold back and gradually become emotionally invested, GRADUALLY

 

[Melqart]

I've been told before and to this day it still remains true

something I try to install in me everytime I approach or get rejected

"The person is who is the least EMOTIONALLY invested in the interaction always wins in the end"

how can something hurt u if you never gave a fuck about it in the first place

pretty much saying dont worry about nothing, if it happens it happens if it don't then it don't

and keep it moving

just see it as practice and thats it nothing more

now when it comes to relationships thats a little different cause you are in a way invested in the chick, but still hold back and gradually become emotionally invested, GRADUALLY

It's a tough balance to strike once you're used to being detached, then try to get in relationship mode. atleast in my experience.

But I agree 100%

 

[dwade206]

Damn this turned into the playa's lounge. Good shit.

 

[Mr. West]

Fuck you and your lazy-eye. *That was a heartbreaker*

 

[OmegaConflict]

Told this story before but here's the short story of it.

I come to her job to cause I just called her crib and a nigga answer.

Me: Yo who dafuck is the Dante nigga? WTF he doing at your apt.

Her: I....I....need to tell you something

Me: WTF you got to say!!! Say it

Her: he's Tasha's cousin and he and I got close and.....

Me: wait......... you telling me you fucking this nigga? Bitch I know for god you're n telling me that

Her: (crying) I'm so sorry it just happen I still love you please forgive me.

Me: Bitch I should kill you and everyone in your job. Ayo Mike gimme my gun nigga

Mike: (my best friend) dog chalk that shit up as an L and let's go to the Playa's Club (strip club) fuck that bitch

Her: (crying and runnung her inside job) please don't be upset you're scaring me!!

Me: bitch fuck you and everything love......... you dirty!!!!

Her boss: get the fuck off the property the police have been called

Mike: let's go nigga goddamn.......

Me: aight but still fuck that bitch

A nigga soul was on fire that whole time in the strip club pager was blowing up the whole night. I was like fuck the world for about a good 3wks lol smh

Yo pager?!!?!

Lmso

 

[Chi Snow]

Back in 2007 I was talking to this thick redbone I met off some dating site I cant remember, anyway we hung out a few times and I even took her around a few places to run errands. I use to simp her up by tying to be all romantic and shit. one day while I was with my homeboy at the time, she hit me up saying lets hang out. So me, my homeboy and her went to the beach.

talk about the whole time they all on each other and I'm looking like "What the fuck?" We wasn't dating but for the simple fact I was trying to fuck this hoe didn't help. so we get back to her house and she asked the nigga to stay the night. smh, he looking at me like "You cool with that?" Seeing the "L" im about to take and not trying to look like a hating ass nigga, I told the nigga "Go ahead, I have no issue with that"

How about this nigga hit me up the next day and said he fuck the bitch and she had that bomb head game. I was heated as fuck at that hoe.

He thought I had fucked her and was passing her off to him, I told him I didn't smash, nigga was like "damn hommie sorry about that"

bitch had the nerve to call me the next week about hanging out and chilling after my nigga stop calling her, I went off on that hoe and told her how I didn't like how she played my ass, she told me "you was cute and all but I just seen you as a friend"

Talk about the ether that went through me when she said that was so deep, I couldn't approach a bitch for a good month. Seen her a few years later and she wanted to apologize and get back with me. Even after so much time that passed I still curb that hoe and kept it moving.

U fucked that up bruh

I would have went, tried to fuck and if she said nah, THEN I would have went off.

You missed ya blessing

 

[Knock_Twice]

just started fucking this new chick.... i was 22 and we was at her apartment.. smashed for like the 2nd or 3rd time at the most with this chick.. when we got done i said "yo i forgot to tell you...." before i could finish my sentece she cut me off like

"let me guess....you were a virgin"

im like

me: "naw, I saw Shelly (her girl) in the hallway when i was coming up... she told me to tell u to call her later"

talk about an akward moment....shit got MAD quiet......i just sat there in her bed like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW how fucking terrible was I lololol

yo nigga I'm fucking in tears...real watery tears LMAO...smh

 

[jayvon32]

Back in 2007 I was talking to this thick redbone I met off some dating site I cant remember, anyway we hung out a few times and I even took her around a few places to run errands. I use to simp her up by tying to be all romantic and shit. one day while I was with my homeboy at the time, she hit me up saying lets hang out. So me, my homeboy and her went to the beach.

talk about the whole time they all on each other and I'm looking like "What the fuck?" We wasn't dating but for the simple fact I was trying to fuck this hoe didn't help. so we get back to her house and she asked the nigga to stay the night. smh, he looking at me like "You cool with that?" Seeing the "L" im about to take and not trying to look like a hating ass nigga, I told the nigga "Go ahead, I have no issue with that"

How about this nigga hit me up the next day and said he fuck the bitch and she had that bomb head game. I was heated as fuck at that hoe.

He thought I had fucked her and was passing her off to him, I told him I didn't smash, nigga was like "damn hommie sorry about that"

bitch had the nerve to call me the next week about hanging out and chilling after my nigga stop calling her, I went off on that hoe and told her how I didn't like how she played my ass, she told me "you was cute and all but I just seen you as a friend"

Talk about the ether that went through me when she said that was so deep, I couldn't approach a bitch for a good month. Seen her a few years later and she wanted to apologize and get back with me. Even after so much time that passed I still curb that hoe and kept it moving.

U fucked that up bruh

I would have went, tried to fuck and if she said nah, THEN I would have went off.

You missed ya blessing

In hindsight that would have been the best move, yet at the time I was so heated by that comment, I just didn't want to deal with her anymore.

live and learn my nig