whats the most hurtful thing someone of the opposite sex has told ya?
In middle school I had a crush on a girl but never told her about it cuz I was shy and just generally kept to myself about who I liked. One day I let it slip I liked her in front of some asshole and he went up to go tell her at lunch. Bitch came through with a crowd of people just to tell me what the fuck am I doing liking her, I ain't good enough, don't bring this up again. In the following years she then proceeded to flirt with me just to help her with school work and shit. Around 9th grade heard she got shot in the face for laughing at some vatos nickname or some shit.
9th grade I asked a chick out that I was crushin on since 8th grade. I was all in my ROTC uniform all happy and confident listening to like T.I or some shit thinking " Imma get pussy to this song fuck yeah". Asked her out sweating bullets for her only to tell me she got a boyfriend. A month later seen her tonguing some lesbian down.
My ex asked to be on top. Mind you she was fat so that shit was painful as fuck for me. That had me shooked anytime she wanted ride me.
Also that bitch never told me happy birthday after we broke up(which was around fucking christmas after I simped out and bought her $75 worth of fucking makeup) . I was expecting some kind of conversation cause I missed the bitch and thought she might still love me, but all I heard was crickets.
9th grade I asked a chick out that I was crushin on since 8th grade. I was all in my ROTC uniform all happy and confident listening to like T.I or some shit thinking " Imma get pussy to this song fuck yeah". Asked her out sweating bullets for her only to tell me she got a boyfriend. A month later seen her tonguing some lesbian down.
My ex asked to be on top. Mind you she was fat so that shit was painful as fuck for me. That had me shooked anytime she wanted ride me.
Also that bitch never told me happy birthday after we broke up(which was around fucking christmas after I simped out and bought her $75 worth of fucking makeup) . I was expecting some kind of conversation cause I missed the bitch and thought she might still love me, but all I heard was crickets.
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FlightKing
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reapin505;7374507 said:
Damn bruh, you aight???? That's a lot of ether for a young man in such a short span. I wasn't even entertained as I finished reading it. I'ma give you GOATs and Cosigns from now on, no matter what.
Rozetta5tone
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Nothing comes to mind.
I've learned bitches will say you're God when they're in love with you and say they hate you when the game aint so fun.
Anything that bleeds on a regular basis could never say anything that would hurt me.
I've learned bitches will say you're God when they're in love with you and say they hate you when the game aint so fun.
Anything that bleeds on a regular basis could never say anything that would hurt me.
Busta Carmichael
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FlightKing;7374598 said:
Lmaoooooo
Yo I thought the same thing. He really must be feeling some type of way when listening to Drake.
Busta Carmichael
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What was the Vato's nickname tho? And u from Cali?
@reapin505
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when i was 15 this light skin latina(thick too) liked i didnt really know why neways we started talkn n went out for like 2 days(she broke up with me said we going too fast) right that night ny phone Broke and i didnt have a conputer to go on myspace to tell her..so a week passes by i get her # again n she cusses me out blah blah,so i calmly said you know what u aint never gona find another dude better than me..years later around age 21 i add her on FB catch up get her #(thinkn i get a chance) n she basically told me naw nigga..now we 25 and i be seeing her tweets how all dude are dawgs n shes dated dude that player her..idc tho i got bitches now i be flirting with females he knows on purpose..for a long time i thought she was "the one" but naw
FlightKing
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Busta Carmichael ;7374834 said:
BRUUUUHHHHHH, I'm like, this is supposed to be fun! - ...it wasn't.
If my boy ended the post like, "Fuck hoes, I'm the worst nigga ever. I shoot guns too", I'd be like YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE. Real shit.
Melanin_Enriched
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"I took a day off work for this?"
Knock_Twice
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1st semester in college
Went out to a AKA party
Seen a lil red-bone ( she was older I assume)
Caught her in the parking lot..
Me- So can I call you sometime and take you to the Waffle House or so
Her- Boy how old are you?
Me- I just turned 18,
Her - Oh you look some young, You from roun here...where you stay
Me- I stay wit my mama and nem
Her- (stares at me like I'm a scrub) you still at home with yo mama "oh noos boo boo, you aint ready yet boo boo, you need to get off from under yo mama titty"
Me - *blinks eyes blink eyes*
Her- (hops in the car and peels off)
Me- *blink blink*
My niggas - man I saw you over there in red face, you got the number
Me - shit yea I got it, we go hit up the Waffle House later this week
(I couldn't wait to go home and bury my face in my pillow *sigh*)
Went out to a AKA party
Seen a lil red-bone ( she was older I assume)
Caught her in the parking lot..
Me- So can I call you sometime and take you to the Waffle House or so
Her- Boy how old are you?
Me- I just turned 18,
Her - Oh you look some young, You from roun here...where you stay
Me- I stay wit my mama and nem
Her- (stares at me like I'm a scrub) you still at home with yo mama "oh noos boo boo, you aint ready yet boo boo, you need to get off from under yo mama titty"
Me - *blinks eyes blink eyes*
Her- (hops in the car and peels off)
Me- *blink blink*
My niggas - man I saw you over there in red face, you got the number
Me - shit yea I got it, we go hit up the Waffle House later this week
(I couldn't wait to go home and bury my face in my pillow *sigh*)
One of my homeboys randomly gave some smut my number. I was young and wasn't dealing with bitches like that(went to an all boys nh high school), just school and sports.
U know it was back in the day cause it was a house phone and it wasn't cordless.
Long story short the bitch spoke to me for 10 minutes then ended it by saying I was boring.
Didn't know a females opinion(whom I've never even met) could fuck with me so much.
Shit was so bad I pretended to still b on the phone when she hung up so no one else could tell.
I was a late bloomer so I figured out how to talk to females on my own and through a gradual trial and error process. Didn't have anyone older showing me the ropes.
Shit was devastating at the time though.
U know it was back in the day cause it was a house phone and it wasn't cordless.
Long story short the bitch spoke to me for 10 minutes then ended it by saying I was boring.
Didn't know a females opinion(whom I've never even met) could fuck with me so much.
Shit was so bad I pretended to still b on the phone when she hung up so no one else could tell.
I was a late bloomer so I figured out how to talk to females on my own and through a gradual trial and error process. Didn't have anyone older showing me the ropes.
Shit was devastating at the time though.
MontyM.Max
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Tried to smash my oldest sister friend one night I was in high school. Bitch said "nah nigga you better get the lotion". Killed me. Still the funniest thing I've ever heard anyone say though.
I was like, 15, on the phone with a girl I was dating and her friend.
* blah blah blah, talk talk talk *
Girl's Friend ~ "I'm sorry, I don't know why "Girl" keeps laughing at the stuff you're saying, because you're not funny, like at all."
Girl ~ "Yeah honestly, I usually just laugh until he stops talking."
I hung up the phone and never spoke to shorty again.
* blah blah blah, talk talk talk *
Girl's Friend ~ "I'm sorry, I don't know why "Girl" keeps laughing at the stuff you're saying, because you're not funny, like at all."
Girl ~ "Yeah honestly, I usually just laugh until he stops talking."
I hung up the phone and never spoke to shorty again.
memphis2sacnicc
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ThePayPalPimp.;7373179 said:
This one actually brought me to tears. Hahahahaha
