what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

[texas409]

I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery shit in her pussy so I pull it out.....an old ass fuckin rubber! I'm so drunk I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

wtf damn man thats some nasty shit nigga u got the plague finger

 

[death187sin]

I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery shit in her pussy so I pull it out.....an old ass fuckin rubber! I'm so drunk I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

..................................

 

[death187sin]

Hold on bruh....

Im allot of things, but a bitch aint one of 'em patna.

Watch ya fuckin mouth playboi

Ive done more dirt on both sides of the fence than you and everybody you know pusci nigga

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.. Niggaz bout to start poppin off in this biotch!

 

[will grimey]

Man one time my boy brought over this 'jumpoff'...Only thing was she wasn't jumpin....My boy had her downstairs beatin it up, so I come down like,"What's good, tag I'm in!!" I get down there and she starts acting funny and shit...Im thinkin,"Bitch this my house and u gon stunt?" When she went upstairs to freshen up I jacked off and skeeted in her shoes...She comes back downstairs and puts her shoes on, all I heard was a big SQUISH sound...She was like,"Ugh, WTF is that?" But kept them on and walked out the house.....

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

Stealing my niggas bicycle having my uncle paint it a different color and then selling it back to him for more than he paid for it.

 

[will grimey]

i would have held it in front of her face and proceeded to stone her. How u gonna have somethin like that in ur pussy without knowin it. That sound like sum shit a crackhead would do. This story deeply disturbs me

I don't have a pussy so I dont know how that shit feels but my guess is if u can stash an Oz in a pussy what makes u think a woman is gonna feel a rubber? BTW She was far from a crackhead, just skankish...

 

[ryder225]

stealing my niggas bicycle having my uncle paint it a different color and then selling it back to him for more than he paid for it.

damn!!!!!!!

 

[magic_b]

When I was 17, I was talkin to this chick who I had no business messing with and couldn't get along with for nothing. So anyways, after school, I'm driving to take her, my cousin and one of my friend's home and we end up in this huge argument. She proceeds to throw out my Stillmatic cd out the window and just keeps poppin off at the mouth. So, I got pissed off and put her ass out my car. Oh and by the way, the only way she could get to her house was to cross a 6 lane 45 mph highway. Needless to say, I could have cared less if she made it or not.

 

[death187sin]

When I was 17, I was talkin to this chick who I had no business messing with and couldn't get along with for nothing. So anyways, after school, I'm driving to take her, my cousin and one of my friend's home and we end up in this huge argument. She proceeds to throw out my Stillmatic cd out the window and just keeps poppin off at the mouth. So, I got pissed off and put her ass out my car. Oh and by the way, the only way she could get to her house was to cross a 6 lane 45 mph highway. Needless to say, I could have cared less if she made it or not.

Now that's G. Chicks have got tossed out my ride for less.

 

[texas409]

Man one time my boy brought over this 'jumpoff'...Only thing was she wasn't jumpin....My boy had her downstairs beatin it up, so I come down like,"What's good, tag I'm in!!" I get down there and she starts acting funny and shit...Im thinkin,"Bitch this my house and u gon stunt?" When she went upstairs to freshen up I jacked off and skeeted in her shoes...She comes back downstairs and puts her shoes on, all I heard was a big SQUISH sound...She was like,"Ugh, WTF is that?" But kept them on and walked out the house.....

haha nigga skeeted in her shoes....priceless

 

[dc's teflondon]

i took a shit in somebody's toilet tank
i threw up in my boys bathroom sink

 

[Gunner J. Matthews]

Smashed a chick in her mamas bedroom. Nutted on her mom's bed, watched ESPN for a bit and left

 

[stilldat_dude]

Man one time my boy brought over this 'jumpoff'...Only thing was she wasn't jumpin....My boy had her downstairs beatin it up, so I come down like,"What's good, tag I'm in!!" I get down there and she starts acting funny and shit...Im thinkin,"Bitch this my house and u gon stunt?" When she went upstairs to freshen up I jacked off and skeeted in her shoes...She comes back downstairs and puts her shoes on, all I heard was a big SQUISH sound...She was like,"Ugh, WTF is that?" But kept them on and walked out the house.....

*Dead @ she wasn't jumping* yall niggas wildin lol I can't imagine what yall niggas would do to someone you DON'T like lmao

 

[death187sin]

*Dead @ she wasn't jumping* yall niggas wildin lol I can't imagine what yall niggas would do to someone you DON'T like lmao

LOL... Niggaz is def wilding..

 

[aquizzle]

Man this dumb ass lady cop locks me up on traffic charges RIGHT outside of my parking lot(She could've threw me a ticket). Fast Forward, I'm workin at this Sub Restaraunt, and this bitch walks in while I'm the cook. She doesn't recognize me at all so I say to myself,"If she orders Ima get dis bitch!" She orders like some Cordon Bleu shit...While she's not paying attention I wiped my ass with the bread...then my sweaty balls..And it was one of those HOT days too...I went on a cig break just to watch this cop eat her Booty Dew Sub laughin my ass off....As she walked out I asked her how was her sub, she says "Delicious."

PRICELESSS

ugh this is disgusting B

I haven't really done anything grimey. Funny thread

 

[aquizzle]

Stealing my niggas bicycle having my uncle paint it a different color and then selling it back to him for more than he paid for it.

jesus christ... this some fucked up shit ahaha

 

[death187sin]

Some of this shit is so fuckin grimey.

I feel grimey calling in sick to work cause I went to Rick Ross concert the nigth before and got to drunk and didn't feel like coming in.

Yeah man..................

 

[TheGambinoLegacy]

bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

 

[King Erauno]

bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

i actually lol'ed. nigga said bare farted...lmao.

 

[death187sin]

bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

Nigga said "bare farted" *dies*