what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

[Ol Jay's]

Man, it still effects me today, see em everytime i close my eyes *body trembles* - I had to though, came out my door and they were everywhere, so many of em rushing at me like they was on attack mode, so i sprayed and killed all of em

 

[Ol Jay's]

Damn ANTS come back every spring, but anywho man yall grimey i had a story but yall stuff make mine seem like something off sesame street

 

[King Erauno]

Was fuckin wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking shit.. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the semen soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and shit.. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..

im still laughin at this shit

 

[detcatinva]

back in high school this chick was crazy in love wit me and the feeling wasnt mutual. i only made matters worse by taking advantage of her like the dog i am and fuckin her. she was pissin me off always callin me like 2o times a ay from different numbers. im wit mah nigga and she pops up at da crib w/o calling.we smoke some bud and she tryna fuck wit a nigga but im playin her. mah nigga wanted to hit so i tell her that she gotta fuck wit ah nigga too. she says imma do it for you and she let the nigga hit in my house. after that i had to stop fuckin wit her all together. u seriously have to have some low self esteem as a girl for me to tell you to fuck mah nigga and u go do it

 

[Mdizzle9000]

some evil mothafuckas in here

 

[Mr.AllenTemple]

Lets see where do I start.......

I smashed one of my best friends baby moms, they have 3 kids together and are about to get married. He found out some years ago and I fessed up, but he doesnt know that I have smashed her since then though....

I lied like hell on my resume for my first job to say that I graduated from college, when actually I dropped out in the middle of my junior year.....

My freshman year in college I set up one of my roommate's to get robbed by some guys from my neighborhood, he was an out of town nigga so why not?? LOL....

I used to kill birds by feeding them bread crumbs soaked with Alka Seltzer......

I used to write grant proposals for people with for profit companies, and make them think that they can win the grant and take their money knowing full well they will never win the RFP because they dont have 501 (c) (3) status.......

 

[death187sin]

some evil mothafuckas in here

LOL.. yo ass too nigga.. Ha Ha..

 

[will grimey]

Man this dumb ass lady cop locks me up on traffic charges RIGHT outside of my parking lot(She could've threw me a ticket). Fast Forward, I'm workin at this Sub Restaraunt, and this bitch walks in while I'm the cook. She doesn't recognize me at all so I say to myself,"If she orders Ima get dis bitch!" She orders like some Cordon Bleu shit...While she's not paying attention I wiped my ass with the bread...then my sweaty balls..And it was one of those HOT days too...I went on a cig break just to watch this cop eat her Booty Dew Sub laughin my ass off....As she walked out I asked her how was her sub, she says "Delicious."

PRICELESSS

 

[texas409]

we was playing football in the field in our neighborhood and this skinny nigga named Will tried to run the ball so i tackled him and broke his leg....... he was cryin and askin for a ride home on my homeboys go kart i told him fuck you walk home and all the kids left him laying there in the field crying

hahaha i know its fucked up

 

[[Trillmatic]]

fucked my pops girl when i was 15.

 

[texas409]

Lets see where do I start.......

I smashed one of my best friends baby moms, they have 3 kids together and are about to get married. He found out some years ago and I fessed up, but he doesnt know that I have smashed her since then though....

I lied like hell on my resume for my first job to say that I graduated from college, when actually I dropped out in the middle of my junior year.....

My freshman year in college I set up one of my roommate's to get robbed by some guys from my neighborhood, he was an out of town nigga so why not?? LOL....

I used to kill birds by feeding them bread crumbs soaked with Alka Seltzer......

I used to write grant proposals for people with for profit companies, and make them think that they can win the grant and take their money knowing full well they will never win the RFP because they dont have 501 (c) (3) status.......

you a slimey bitch ass nigga for real....keep up the good work

 

[will grimey]

we was playing football in the field in our neighborhood and this skinny nigga named Will tried to run the ball so i tackled him and broke his leg....... he was cryin and askin for a ride home on my homeboys go kart i told him fuck you walk home and all the kids left him laying there in the field crying

hahaha i know its fucked up

......................

 

[jonlakadeadmic]

when i was like 17 i used to walk over to this girls house and smash about twice a week....one time i went over there and her moms had left her a 20 to order pizza or whatever...so i smashed, stole the 20 then tried textin my boy sayin i had a 20 for a sack of purp and i sent it to the girls phone by accident...i had to run back to her house and delete the text from her phone before she saw it

ya boy got it done tho!

same chicks house....

when i used to go over at night her front door would already be locked so she would leave the back door unlocked for me, well one time i went over there and we chilled and shit then i told her to i had to piss but i really went and unlocked the front door....i came back that night at like 2 in the morning walked in her house and stole a bottle of goose....i was a little punk back then

 

[will grimey]

I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery shit in her pussy so I pull it out.....an old ass fuckin rubber! I'm so drunk I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

 

[Mr.AllenTemple]

you a slimey bitch ass nigga for real....keep up the good work

Hold on bruh....

Im allot of things, but a bitch aint one of 'em patna.

Watch ya fuckin mouth playboi

Ive done more dirt on both sides of the fence than you and everybody you know pusci nigga

 

[will grimey]

when i was like 17 i used to walk over to this girls house and smash about twice a week....one time i went over there and her moms had left her a 20 to order pizza or whatever...so i smashed, stole the 20 then tried textin my boy sayin i had a 20 for a sack of purp and i sent it to the girls phone by accident...i had to run back to her house and delete the text from her phone before she saw it

ya boy got it done tho!

same chicks house....

when i used to go over at night her front door would already be locked so she would leave the back door unlocked for me, well one time i went over there and we chilled and shit then i told her to i had to piss but i really went and unlocked the front door....i came back that night at like 2 in the morning walked in her house and stole a bottle of goose....i was a little punk back then

lmao @ u gettin it done!!!!

 

[HPTzFinest]

I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery shit in her pussy so I pull it out.....an old ass fuckin rubber! I'm so drunk I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

You my friend, are one disgusting individual...

 

[death187sin]

LOL.. I remember using some chicks kids clothes to wipe off before stealing her jewelry and pawning it to buy condoms and liquor to fuck some other chick.. I was 19 at the time.

 

[texas409]

Hold on bruh....
Im allot of things, but a bitch aint one of 'em patna.
Watch ya fuckin mouth playboi
Ive done more dirt on both sides of the fence than you and everybody you know pusci nigga

this nigga doesnt understand sarcasm

 

[Ioniz3dSPIRITZ]

I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery shit in her pussy so I pull it out.....an old ass fuckin rubber! I'm so drunk I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

i would have held it in front of her face and proceeded to stone her. How u gonna have somethin like that in ur pussy without knowin it. That sound like sum shit a crackhead would do. This story deeply disturbs me