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what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

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this chick used to come over a suck me off. one night she dropped her wallet which had her full weeks check which she just cashed it was like $300 the next day she called and asked if she dropped it at my place i was like naw. another time my wifey got into a bad car accident but she lived about 1 hr away so i had to take the greyhound to see her, i met this slut on the greyhound and got sucked off in the bus bathroom.
 
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mdizzle9000;428868 said:
i kinda raped a girl

lied about wearing condoms

got my little godbrother beat up lololol
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oh and i stole a buncha shit from a kindergarten classroom including a bigass bag of teddy grahm crackers and a radio. good times
 
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redhandedbandit;428910 said:
this chick used to come over a suck me off. one night she dropped her wallet which had her full weeks check which she just cashed it was like $300 the next day she called and asked if she dropped it at my place i was like naw. another time my wifey got into a bad car accident but she lived about 1 hr away so i had to take the greyhound to see her, i met this slut on the greyhound and got sucked off in the bus bathroom.
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Cold bloodedddddddddddddddddddd!
 
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death187sin;428904 said:
M how do you kinda rape somebody main?? lol
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it was my ex, she was only at my crib cuz she got kicked out and had nowhere to go and long story short i kinda forced myself on her from behind. LOL

am i a raper?
 
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redhandedbandit;428910 said:
this chick used to come over a suck me off. one night she dropped her wallet which had her full weeks check which she just cashed it was like $300 the next day she called and asked if she dropped it at my place i was like naw. another time my wifey got into a bad car accident but she lived about 1 hr away so i had to take the greyhound to see her, i met this slut on the greyhound and got sucked off in the bus bathroom.
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Now that's some grimy ass shit too homey.. lol
 
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mdizzle9000;428954 said:
it was my ex, she was only at my crib cuz she got kicked out and had nowhere to go and long story short i kinda forced myself on her from behind. LOL

am i a raper?
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oh and in my defense, even tho she swore she aint wanna fuck, she looked like she enjoyed it.
 
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mdizzle9000;428954 said:
it was my ex, she was only at my crib cuz she got kicked out and had nowhere to go and long story short i kinda forced myself on her from behind. LOL

am i a raper?
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It's only rape if she reports it... TriL nigga shit homey!
 
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Will Munny;428950 said:
Shot a pregnant racoon in the head.

Backed into a shitty car but drove off anyways. I was 16

Texted some girl on my buddies phone, got her to break up with her boyfriend, then deleted the messages off his phone so the next day when she called him he freaked out and called her crazy.
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funny shit
 
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a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being HOH and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that bitch was hurt.
 
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King Erauno;429062 said:
a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being HOH and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that bitch was hurt.
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applause you have the goat grimey shit award so far extra pts for the ps3
 
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oh and that same girl i was talkin bout earlier, i smacked her up a few times, once when her cousin was right in the other room. that bitch was dumb trust me she deserved everything i did 2 her
 
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king erauno;429062 said:
a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. Bad as hell..short, ass was phat. I was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. She wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. We were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. One night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. When she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being hoh and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. That bitch was hurt.
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blooooooooooooooodcloooooooothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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King Erauno;429062 said:
a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being HOH and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that bitch was hurt.
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Nothing tops this man... LOL
 
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death187sin;428764 said:
Was fuckin wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking shit.. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the semen soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and shit.. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..
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Real trill nicca shit
 
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