What secret, if it were to get out, would destroy your life?

[CracceR]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

 

[The Lonious Monk]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

well dude was a child molester, alotta blacc ppl knew about it but nobody stopped him

alotta blacc ppl in jail cant wait to get their gay ish on that says alot

and if you a zzombie follower you already lost

lol You don't need to be a @zzombie follower to notice that white dude do a lot of suspect shit. It's not that there aren't a lot of black gays. There are. They are all over the place. There just seem to be a bigger gap between how black gays and black straights behave. Whereas with white boys, ya'll seem to do a lot of shit that would be called gay by our standards.

 

[JusDre313]

another one from the reddit thread

I came very, very close to committing a school shooting

Spoiler

I was picked on A LOT in high school. I think it was because I tried so hard to be cool and everyone saw right through it. There were these 4 cowboy jock types that gave it to me the worst. After being publicly humiliated and beaten in front of a girl I liked (as she laughed/cheered), I decided that none of it was worth it anymore. I had no support at home being an only child and having parents that worked constantly, and cutting and burning myself didn't make me feel better anymore. So I got my dad's handgun out of the gun-safe (he uses the same combo for everything, the idiot) and brought it to school with me the next day.

I can't adequately describe to you guys how ready I was to kill these four. I had absolutely no fear or doubt in my mind. I wanted nothing more than to show everyone what happens when you push someone over the edge like they did. I had the gun tucked in my waistline. I was wearing this baggy pair of cargo shorts that i wore a couple times a week that day. I remember walking towards the cowboy's table, so goddamn ready for it to be over, when the gun fell out of my waistline, down my left short leg and made the loudest fucking sound as it hit the cafeteria floor. I tried my best to grab the gun real quick, but people saw what it was and screamed, and one of the instructors tackled me to the ground.

They eventually concluded that I had brought the gun to school to impress people with badassery, and had no intention of using it. I was expelled and sent to live at a youth ranch in Idaho until I was 18. I did have the intention of using it though. I was going to kill all of them. I'm 24 now, and I still think about it all the time. I have not recovered from high school. I'm still terrified of people in general, and avoid having relationships because of what I fear I'm capable of.

I'm not looking for pity. I know that what I did was wrong, it just feels good to tell the story. Thanks Reddit.

 

[CracceR]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

well dude was a child molester, alotta blacc ppl knew about it but nobody stopped him

alotta blacc ppl in jail cant wait to get their gay ish on that says alot

and if you a zzombie follower you already lost

lol You don't need to be a @zzombie follower to notice that white dude do a lot of suspect shit. It's not that there aren't a lot of black gays. There are. They are all over the place. There just seem to be a bigger gap between how black gays and black straights behave. Whereas with white boys, ya'll seem to do a lot of shit that would be called gay by our standards.

when i went to school, there was one albanian kid that made all these gay practical jokes

1 from like 200

there was also an older italian kid that punched evrybody in the dick, i think he was molested as a youngin

and alotta white ppl really hate gays so ionno who knows man

and in my age group from the acquaintances theres only really one male that came out, he's mixed

 

[TheNightKing]

The group then proceeded to beat,sodomize, and whip me with whatever items they could find.

 

[gns]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

well dude was a child molester, alotta blacc ppl knew about it but nobody stopped him

alotta blacc ppl in jail cant wait to get their gay ish on that says alot

and if you a zzombie follower you already lost

lol You don't need to be a @zzombie follower to notice that white dude do a lot of suspect shit. It's not that there aren't a lot of black gays. There are. They are all over the place. There just seem to be a bigger gap between how black gays and black straights behave. Whereas with white boys, ya'll seem to do a lot of shit that would be called gay by our standards.

when i went to school, there was one albanian kid that made all these gay practical jokes

1 from like 200

there was also an older italian kid that punched evrybody in the dick, i think he was molested as a youngin

and alotta white ppl really hate gays so ionno who knows man

and in my age group from the acquaintances theres only really one male that came out, he's mixed

Thats the problem with u crackas

Yall dont accept shit

Just wanna turn around and point out other people

Even the straight whiteboys do gay shit

Aka naturally fags

Whereas bambaataa would be classified an unnatural black man and in some black countries be burned with a tire

 

[CracceR]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

well dude was a child molester, alotta blacc ppl knew about it but nobody stopped him

alotta blacc ppl in jail cant wait to get their gay ish on that says alot

and if you a zzombie follower you already lost

lol You don't need to be a @zzombie follower to notice that white dude do a lot of suspect shit. It's not that there aren't a lot of black gays. There are. They are all over the place. There just seem to be a bigger gap between how black gays and black straights behave. Whereas with white boys, ya'll seem to do a lot of shit that would be called gay by our standards.

when i went to school, there was one albanian kid that made all these gay practical jokes

1 from like 200

there was also an older italian kid that punched evrybody in the dick, i think he was molested as a youngin

and alotta white ppl really hate gays so ionno who knows man

and in my age group from the acquaintances theres only really one male that came out, he's mixed

Thats the problem with u crackas

Yall dont accept shit

Just wanna turn around and point out other people

Even the straight whiteboys do gay shit

Aka naturally fags

Whereas bambaataa would be classified an unnatural black man and in some black countries be burned with a tire

well in some white countries too you slow motherfuccer

ever heard of russia or east europe? gays get beaten up there everyday and dont really have rights

ever heard that hitler was killing gays too?

 

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@5grand's type of thread

 

[CracceR]

thats tough mayne, hope its fake

I accidentally killed seven people.

I put a rag into a new water heater exhaust to keep debris out and installed it in a rental.

I get a call a week later, there's been an accident. I show up and there's a ton of ems and police. They ask me where the gas shutoff is, and I go down to shut the gas off and see the end of the rag I forgot sticking out of the top of the heater.

Ripped the rag out, shut the gas off and head upstairs only to be told all the tenants were DEAD.

I drink all day now and sleep. It's killing me from the inside every single day, but if I say anything my family is ruined; we have a bunch of rental properties and we'd be shut down.

 

[Trillfate]

I dont get the birdman bushes references, guess I missed where it originated so i cant laugh at the jokes

I feel extra lame cuz Doug Collins been singin this shit on nba countdown for the longest smh

 

[psychobutcher]

The group then proceeded to beat,sodomize, and whip me with whatever items they could find.

@charles2 You understand how this thread works right, dumb ass? We are COPYING fucked up shit from the reddit thread. Try to be funny somewhere else, nigga.

 

[alliknowishate]

This is a personal one.

So I was in seventh grade and my female cousin was like sixteen and lived with my grandmother in an old folks High rise. So one day Im over there and im snooping around and I happen to find her stash Money. Needless to say every week I would come over and take Money. I mean a nigga had designer shit. So much so that my pops thOught I was a drug dealer. Ain't no ending to this. She finally switched spots and a nigga went from classy to trashy. For them couple of weeks I had bitches. Damn Cuz if you read this im sorry. A nigga got tired of payless shoes and tattered rags

 

[psychobutcher]

These ole

ass niggas...

 

[TheNightKing]

The group then proceeded to beat,sodomize, and whip me with whatever items they could find.

@charles2 You understand how this thread works right, dumb ass? We are COPYING fucked up shit from the reddit thread. Try to be funny somewhere else, nigga.

And I was referring to the person that posted it on Reddit, not the poster themselves, dumbass! The person that posted it on Reddit just rushed right by that. Try to be an asshole somewhere else, nigga.

 

[psychobutcher]

The group then proceeded to beat,sodomize, and whip me with whatever items they could find.

@charles2 You understand how this thread works right, dumb ass? We are COPYING fucked up shit from the reddit thread. Try to be funny somewhere else, nigga.

And I was referring to the person that posted it on Reddit, not the poster themselves, dumbass! The person that posted it on Reddit just rushed right by that. Try to be an asshole somewhere else, nigga.

The way you posted that made it seem like you were talking about me. My bad.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Ok, so this is a secret I've kept for nearly 20 years.

During the summers when I was growing up, my parents would often leave my brother and I(I'm male) with our aunt and uncle who lived out in the country. It was great as they had 4 sons of ages close to ours so we had a lot of fun doing kids stuff.

One summer when I was 8, the oldest cousin was maybe 16. We somehow got talking and he asked me if I wanted to sleep in his room that night. He has the nicest room and bed so I was all for it. Got into bed and he asked if he could touch my penis. I was 8 and just thought it was ok so I let him. He rubs it for a bit and then asks me to do the same to him. So I do. This progresses and eventually I'm sucking his cock. I think I knew this was wrong so I said I didn't want to carry on. We stop and I goto sleep quite confused.

I wake up and he hands me some money and tells me never to tell anyone about what happened. Next night he tries to do the same thing.. But now all I care about is the money. So I do it. This carried on for 2 summers.

Eventually I got old enough to realize it was quite wrong regardless of the money and stopped.

I've not told anyone this. He's now married with 2 kids. I'm also married and we see them sometimes at family events. I don't have the balls to even try and talk to him about it.. Hell I'm not even sure what I'd say.

I'm sure this will get buried but just getting it off my chest makes me feel better.

Tldr I was a gay child hooker.

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

Yeah I don't know what's the deal with white boys and tea bagging. Like they really think that shit is funny smh and I would never continue 2 be they homie if I found out. I'd beat them 2 a bloody pulp.

And what's the deal with white boys drawing on they homies faces when they passeD out from drugs or drank. Was at this party one time and these white boys were drawing dicks NH on they homies face when he was passed out. Laughing and giggling like lil school girls. I would never think of doing that 2 my boy if he passed out. If anything imma look out for homie and make sure he straight. Cacs I tell ya.

 

[700]

the white man truly is a natural faggot

afrika bambatty and alot of these bronx kids would think differently

How does a black man being a molester change the proclamation about white men? He didn't say white men are the only faggots. He said they are natural faggots. The fact that a disturbingly large number of white dudes think teabagging a friend while he sleeps is a good practical joke says a lot.

Yeah I don't know what's the deal with white boys and tea bagging. Like they really think that shit is funny smh and I would never continue 2 be they homie if I found out. I'd beat them 2 a bloody pulp.

And what's the deal with white boys drawing on they homies faces when they passeD out from drugs or drank. Was at this party one time and these white boys were drawing dicks NH on they homies face when he was passed out. Laughing and giggling like lil school girls. I would never think of doing that 2 my boy if he passed out. If anything imma look out for homie and make sure he straight. Cacs I tell ya.

Crackas don't have souls

They the product of albinos fuckin albinos

They missing some genes

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

IT guy here, it's amazing what people will do on their computers and say in their emails despite having to sign a waiver that all computer activity at work is monitored and recorded.

I have half the company's banking, social media and personal email account info and passwords. I know who is secretly banging who at the office behind their spouse's backs. I know who is cybering at work and jerking it in the bathroom almost daily. At least they tell their sex chat partner they're running off to the bathroom to jerk it, haven't felt the need to check the validity of that one. I know when people are having martial problems, financial problems, I even know one person here had their children taken away because a social worker found cocaine in their house. I know who is embezzling money, I know when people get fired for completely bullshit reasons (like they just want to replace them with someone younger and nicer on the eyes), and I know who my boss is buying xanax and vicodins from.

Basically I have a treasure trove of my coworker's secrets. I won't actively do anything with this info, but it's nice knowing I have the ammunition there if something were to ever happen.