What do you prefer Eminem vs The Slim Shady Persona/Alter Ego?

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Shadyteam's Kids;3718046 said:
This isn't funny... we haven't eaten in days cos you stay on the computer all day... no one cares about Eminem... please mum, love us :(

yo i hope you dont eat that curry she makes....i shit in it....
 
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hip-hopisalive;3718290 said:
yo i hope you dont eat that curry she makes....i shit in it....

That's a lie... there's nothing in our fridge but spoiled milk and a really old cucumber that smells like fish and dumpster juice... mum is to busy on internet forums talking about Eminem to buy food for us :'(
 
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hip-hopisalive;3718290 said:
yo i hope you dont eat that curry she makes....i shit in it....

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shadyteams kids got more $$$$ than everyone on this board combined!

they sittin on hundreds of millions!
 
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ROFL.GUY;3718320 said:
shadyteams kids got more $$$$ than everyone on this board combined!

they sittin on hundreds of millions!

lol why cant their mom buy some food with that then?
 
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ROFL.GUY;3718320 said:
shadyteams kids got more $$$$ than everyone on this board combined!

they sittin on hundreds of millions!

That's not funny... how can we have money when our mum has no job? She used to work at the Nike factory but got fired for lack of competence, whatever that means. We have no food or heat, but somehow we have internet, which we think she sells her body for...
 
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ROFL.GUY;3718340 said:
their mom only likes black kids because the white ones aernt "hip-hop" enough
that makes no sense since we know she loves eminem's white cock but not any of the other rappers he raps with. who are black
 
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Shadyteam's Kids;3718351 said:
That's not funny... how can we have money when our mum has no job? She used to work at the Nike factory but got fired for lack of competence, whatever that means. We have no food or heat, but somehow we have internet, which we think she sells her body for...
lmao i almost spit out my drink at this shit
 
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dalyricalbandit;3718356 said:
shadykids wheres ur dad(s)

We don't know... we haven't seen him since we were born... lil bro thinks it might be the guy with 3 and a half fingers that works at the Nike factory... sometimes we pretend Eminem is our dad and cry ourselves to sleep when mum plays Mockingbird in the other room...
 
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Em can't make club/party/joints for bitches who watch Love & Hip-hop, so I get the fact that he replaces that with introspective shit...

I love joints like Going thru Changes 8 Mile Road, Beautiful and shit, but I hate Talkin 2 Myself for some reason....

Whole time if he wasn't on his crazy white boy shit, there wouldnt be any diamond plaques in his house...

Who wants to hear the most successful rapper complaining all day?
 
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why are people replyin to the posts of somebody with schyzophrenia, obviously this person has some mental issues, wich might as well affect his/her personality and things he/she likes, like you may say you like certain type of music because of this or that, but somebody with mental issue obviously doesnt know why, its just a cry for attention like most of the things crazy people does, take your meds and go to sleep faggot, cause thats the only way you're gonna make the world a better place, matter fact, if they gave you might as well take the whole bunch of benzodiazepines they gave ya at once.
 
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dalyricalbandit;3718584 said:
try to post some of ur moms naked pics that'll get her attention

We would, but we don't wanna risk mum beating us... last time we got in trouble she beat us with a stocking full of Bad Meets Evil CDs and made us watch 8 Mile for 10 straight hours :(

just.might.b.ok;3718589 said:
why are people replyin to the posts of somebody with schyzophrenia, obviously this person has some mental issues, wich might as well affect his/her personality and things he/she likes, like you may say you like certain type of music because of this or that, but somebody with mental issue obviously doesnt know why, its just a cry for attention like most of the things crazy people does, take your meds and go to sleep faggot, cause thats the only way you're gonna make the world a better place, matter fact, if they gave you might as well take the whole bunch of benzodiazepines they gave ya at once.

According to Wikipedia (our only source of education cos mum doesn't take us to school), she has bipolar disorder with minor schizophrenia. The doctors prescribed her something called Paliperidone, but she doesn't take them... she says "only Eminem can make me happy", and beats us with an extension cord while playing Not Afraid:(
 
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