Weirdest/craziest thing your parent(s) have ever said or done...

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

This is how I knew my mama wasn't one of those scary azzz women who ran screaming at the sight of a roach, flying bug, etc. In this case...a mouse.

Me and my sis in the backyard wit our parents as they're doing yard work. All of the sudden my mama just takes off running wit the shovel in her hand. As if she's chasing after something, but I didn't know what exactly. It caught me off guard b/c I've NEVER seen my mama actually run like that before. Maybe except to whoop my azzz. Lol. Next thing you know, she slams the shovel on the ground, looks, and walks away. Of course my nosey azzz run over to see wth she may have killed. Lo & behold I saw this woman killed...no...ran down and OBLITHERATED a muthafuccin mouse.

Yeah I know "Really Recap? A mouse? Ooooo...big deal." Yall don't understand, for kid at that age to see his MAMA do some epic s*** like that, instead of running away screaming and asking my dad to kill it (like some of YALL mamas would've done), that s*** laid the ground work til this day of what I look for in a woman. A woman that ain't afraid to look at ANY invading pest, and say "MUTHAFUCCA I WISH YOU WOULD!" Then proceed to kill it...KILL IT DEAD!!

I started off wit the Weebay reaction, but stood proud of what mama...aka...Verminator Prime did to protect her family. My mama became my superhero that day.

 

[silverfoxx]

My brother left the chronic 2001 CD in the family computer. My dad turns on the PC and it comes blasting through the speakers. He calls my brother and I to the kitchen and proceeded to beat at the CD with a hammer on the counter.

The CD didn't even break. Just cracked a lil..

He threw it away and I got it out of the trash later that day. Had some bad scratches but most of it played. Kept it in my walkman for years.

The power of good music

 

[alliknowishate]

I was in the tenth grade. I was going to catch the tarc (city bus) and as I go through a cut a couple doors down from the crib walk down the street and im walking in this parking lot of a church on one side and the express way on the other. You see the street in the front and a car passes. Thought nothing of it. Next thing you know they pull up beside me and dude jumped out with a gun and said Give me everything.

He took my shoes a leather coat i had in lay a way for three months and he said take the money out your pocket. He pointed that gun at me and said run. Im in sox running though a little snow.

Swear to god I ran 2 and a half blocks down to the next street to get home in 3 seconds flat no bullshit. I knew I was fast. So I finally get home and I can't go in cause I threw my keys out with my money. So I was going to go to the neighbors house that we rented to but decided to go one door over cause it was a older woman with two daughters who were close to my age and they were all hood and I didn't want to get clowned. So the other neighbor called the cops my mom's and pops come.

After we get in the house my moms asking me am I alright but not my pops. The first thing he says was boy did you zig zag? And I said Naw. This nigga went crazy hollerin bout you could of been shot. Im like nigga my feet wasn't thinkin bout no damn zig zag they was thinkin let's gtfoh. Still to this day I low key hate that nigga for that

 

[zzombie]

BACK in jamaica my oldest brother thought he was going to be the Pablo escobar of saint elizabeth parish.... so when my dad found out he took me and two of my older brother out into the bush and had us dig a big as hole. then he drove us back home later on in the night my oldest brother came home... my dad waited till he fell asleep and grabbed him, tied his ass up woke the rest of us up and drove us out to the hole. My dad untied my brother they fought my father beat his ass tied him back up and threw his ass in the hole and started throwing dirt on him

now my brother is crying and pleading like a bitch my dad then jumps down in the hole grabs my brothers head and basically says that dealing with the drug trade will kill him but he rather kill him instead of seeing him be killed by someone else. My brother cries and dad pulls him out of the hole and we go back home and since that day i nor any of my brothers smoke anything before this incident my brother had whole garbage bags of ganja hidden on our property.

 

[zzombie]

and this niggas had guns in his room

 

[semi-auto-mato]

damn no disrespect but y'all home life sound like some shit for real. strangest shit that ever happen to me was my mom telling me she would beat the black off me. I had no clue how lucky I was growing up.

 

[VulcanRaven]

Lol no wonder most of y'all fucked up. Only thing my mom did was burn my older brother's finger for playing with matches.

 

[usmarin3]

After i got into a fight in school with this black ass nigga over a girl in school in Jamaica the principal told us to go home and tell our parents we got into a fight at school. My father was the head of police which was about 5 minutes from my school so i know i was gonna get another ass whopping (one from principal, one from the black mf) from my father. When i went upstairs to tell my dad i see the little black mf talking to my father. My father tells me by the way this is your brother Omar. Look out for each other and her is some money go buy something to eat. lmfao

Come to find out we were the same age, live 5 minutes from each other. Ever since that day me and my brother were tight as fuck. He looked out for me the entire time. Till this day he still looks out for me.

 

[Lincoln]

dad told us it might not be a Christmas that year... cuz we might need money to get him outta jail if he had to shoot an kill my oldest brother that night.

thankfully my brother never showed up.

long story...

 

[VulcanRaven]

After i got into a fight in school with this black ass nigga over a girl in school in Jamaica the principal told us to go home and tell our parents we got into a fight at school. My father was the head of police which was about 5 minutes from my school so i know i was gonna get another ass whopping (one from principal, one from the black mf) from my father. When i went upstairs to tell my dad i see the little black mf talking to my father. My father tells me by the way this is your brother Omar. Look out for each other and her is some money go buy something to eat. lmfao

Come to find out we were the same age, live 5 minutes from each other. Ever since that day me and my brother were tight as fuck. He looked out for me the entire time. Till this day he still looks out for me.

Some T.O. shit. Ya pops was foul. Good thing the other kid wasn't a girl lol. You sure he ain't know what was up and put the beats on you cause you was dad's favorite?

 

[usmarin3]

After i got into a fight in school with this black ass nigga over a girl in school in Jamaica the principal told us to go home and tell our parents we got into a fight at school. My father was the head of police which was about 5 minutes from my school so i know i was gonna get another ass whopping (one from principal, one from the black mf) from my father. When i went upstairs to tell my dad i see the little black mf talking to my father. My father tells me by the way this is your brother Omar. Look out for each other and her is some money go buy something to eat. lmfao

Come to find out we were the same age, live 5 minutes from each other. Ever since that day me and my brother were tight as fuck. He looked out for me the entire time. Till this day he still looks out for me.

Some T.O. shit. Ya pops was foul. Good thing the other kid wasn't a girl lol. You sure he ain't know what was up and put the beats on you cause you was dad's favorite?

No. We didn't know shit about each other. He went to a different secondary school than me (elementary school). I didn't meet him until i was around 10.

 

[WYRM]

When my dad was losing his fucking mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some shit agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.

This hurt my heart.

Yeah mine too man @Will Munny, we are all good now, so good eventually came of it. Dad has serious mental health issues and was to proud to ask for help at the time.

 

[WYRM]

When my dad was losing his fucking mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some shit agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.

Your dad is a pussy po fuck nigga that needs to suffer slow

I thought the same way for the longest time too.