25 Guys Share The Most Insane ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Stories (L.R.)

[KingFreeman]

Had a chick that I cut off in an unceremonious manner. She did all the typical 10 page texts, followed by no reply by me, which of course made her text more...about how she was never going to text me again

Typical shyt, but bein the dumbass i am, i would randomly hit her when i got hot, stupid shyt like 'did you love me or somethin, ,why was u trippin', 'u still want d dick tho', 'you love me dont you' etc

She ended up cryin on the phone, borderline suicidal shyt like she cant do this anymore, and told me we better not fuk bc if she found out i was fukin another chick it wouldnt be good for me. I believed her gangsta. I left her alone. Im a nice guy

Lol. You gotta be light skin.

 

[S2J]

Had a chick that I cut off in an unceremonious manner. She did all the typical 10 page texts, followed by no reply by me, which of course made her text more...about how she was never going to text me again

Typical shyt, but bein the dumbass i am, i would randomly hit her when i got hot, stupid shyt like 'did you love me or somethin, ,why was u trippin', 'u still want d dick tho', 'you love me dont you' etc

She ended up cryin on the phone, borderline suicidal shyt like she cant do this anymore, and told me we better not fuk bc if she found out i was fukin another chick it wouldnt be good for me. I believed her gangsta. I left her alone. Im a nice guy

Lol. You gotta be light skin.

Im uncomfortable with this quetion bruh, what are you sayin

 

[Ilike2get baked]

Had a chick that I cut off in an unceremonious manner. She did all the typical 10 page texts, followed by no reply by me, which of course made her text more...about how she was never going to text me again

Typical shyt, but bein the dumbass i am, i would randomly hit her when i got hot, stupid shyt like 'did you love me or somethin, ,why was u trippin', 'u still want d dick tho', 'you love me dont you' etc

She ended up cryin on the phone, borderline suicidal shyt like she cant do this anymore, and told me we better not fuk bc if she found out i was fukin another chick it wouldnt be good for me. I believed her gangsta. I left her alone. Im a nice guy

Lol. You gotta be light skin.

Im uncomfortable with this quetion bruh, what are you sayin

This.....and Lmao

 

[KingFreeman]

Had a chick that I cut off in an unceremonious manner. She did all the typical 10 page texts, followed by no reply by me, which of course made her text more...about how she was never going to text me again

Typical shyt, but bein the dumbass i am, i would randomly hit her when i got hot, stupid shyt like 'did you love me or somethin, ,why was u trippin', 'u still want d dick tho', 'you love me dont you' etc

She ended up cryin on the phone, borderline suicidal shyt like she cant do this anymore, and told me we better not fuk bc if she found out i was fukin another chick it wouldnt be good for me. I believed her gangsta. I left her alone. Im a nice guy

Lol. You gotta be light skin.

Im uncomfortable with this quetion bruh, what are you sayin

I'm saying you were acting like this weak nigga...

 

[S2J]

I dont see the correlation but im just glad it wasnt no funny style shyt ,so thats cool