25 Guys Share The Most Insane ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Stories (L.R.)

[Trillfate]

and especially @SixSickSins !!

 

[Bussy_Getta]

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

=))

What evil have you done to an ex?

My early twenties are behind me so I'm off my crazy shit. I used to change my ex's voicemail password so he couldn't check his messages and I'd listen and delete them. I hid his car keys a few times and helped him look for them.

Grinning like "I guess you're not going out tonight. Damn, you look nice tho..."

ehh not so bad...

i bet @pico @noir @khaleesi can top that

Lmfaooo yes, yes I have.

 

[Trillfate]

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

=))

What evil have you done to an ex?

My early twenties are behind me so I'm off my crazy shit. I used to change my ex's voicemail password so he couldn't check his messages and I'd listen and delete them. I hid his car keys a few times and helped him look for them.

Grinning like "I guess you're not going out tonight. Damn, you look nice tho..."

ehh not so bad...

i bet @pico @noir @khaleesi can top that

Lmfaooo yes, yes I have.

speak on it.............

@tha_bride22 yo spiteful ass

@missk we know u a Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale type

 

[Bussy_Getta]

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

=))

What evil have you done to an ex?

My early twenties are behind me so I'm off my crazy shit. I used to change my ex's voicemail password so he couldn't check his messages and I'd listen and delete them. I hid his car keys a few times and helped him look for them.

Grinning like "I guess you're not going out tonight. Damn, you look nice tho..."

ehh not so bad...

i bet @pico @noir @khaleesi can top that

Lmfaooo yes, yes I have.

speak on it.............

@tha_bride22 yo spiteful ass

@missk we know u a Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale type

Naa I'm good.

 

[Trillfate]

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

=))

What evil have you done to an ex?

My early twenties are behind me so I'm off my crazy shit. I used to change my ex's voicemail password so he couldn't check his messages and I'd listen and delete them. I hid his car keys a few times and helped him look for them.

Grinning like "I guess you're not going out tonight. Damn, you look nice tho..."

ehh not so bad...

i bet @pico @noir @khaleesi can top that

Lmfaooo yes, yes I have.

speak on it.............

@tha_bride22 yo spiteful ass

@missk we know u a Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale type

Naa I'm good.

whatever.

@topoftheworld tell us about the time u Left Eye'd your ex crib...

 

[TayGettem]

But y'all call bullshit on me doe

 

[blacktux]

Like du said a long time ago, females know who they can pull that shit with.

 

[LordZuko]

all these niggas in these stories sound like some bitch made hoes. I let a girl know from the jump to be civil so I's don't have to become uncivil.

 

[Ajackson17]

I'll kill these women and kill myself And probably their whole gene pool too. Fuck it. You crazy, I'm crazier.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Ehhh, all of those were crazy, but I've probably heard at least 25 stories of dudes successfully murdering ex girlfriends. So it's a wash.

 

[Aristo_V300]

About 22 of these bitches should be dead...

 

[CP203]

And people want to say it's no reason to put hands on a female,yea alright

 

[blackrain]

Like du said a long time ago, females know who they can pull that shit with.

100% truth. Majority of those stories had felonies in them and I ain't see not 1 consequence for the women. Fuck outta here with that shit.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Like du said a long time ago, females know who they can pull that shit with.

100% truth. Majority of those stories had felonies in them and I ain't see not 1 consequence for the women. Fuck outta here with that shit.

You got a point if the dudes actually pressed charges. There's a good chance many of them didn't.

SMH at the one dude getting beat on because he didn't want to hit her back and then calling his parents to cry. WTF?

 

[ibestrokin]

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

=))

What evil have you done to an ex?

My early twenties are behind me so I'm off my crazy shit. I used to change my ex's voicemail password so he couldn't check his messages and I'd listen and delete them. I hid his car keys a few times and helped him look for them.

Grinning like "I guess you're not going out tonight. Damn, you look nice tho..."

i dont hit women but i would of beat your ass. you would of been on wgn. i still love you babes. when you gone come to the ville so we can meet and have some adult fun?

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

17. She cut off contact with our 3-year-old daughter. She’s a developmentally challenged child who loves her mom but she doesn’t even take the time to call her or stop by to say hi to her. She lives less than 30 minutes away.

I’ve never been so pissed at something in my life. The last time she said she would watch her, I intentionally didn’t tell my daughter till we were walking out the door that we were going to see Mommy (didn’t want to get her hopes up). About 10 minutes into the drive, she calls and says she won’t be able to watch her.

My daughter doesn’t understand most things so I just stopped at an ice cream parlor nearby hoping she would forget about seeing mommy. I could tell she was crushed. Didn’t eat a bite. When we got back to the house she went straight to her room and went to bed. She’s usually the most bubbly person on the planet but she couldn’t even handle her Mom ditching her. I end up being the one getting blamed in her mind.

She stole thousands of dollars, ruined my professional and personal life and ruined our family financially and I could care less about any of it. But if you treat my daughter like a dog, there is nothing that is going to dissipate my anger.

Bitches ain't shit...

 

[jono]

My homeboy got sucker punched by his BM while he was driving...

I'm glad I don't have any crazy stories like this.

 

[S2J]

Had a chick that I cut off in an unceremonious manner. She did all the typical 10 page texts, followed by no reply by me, which of course made her text more...about how she was never going to text me again

Typical shyt, but bein the dumbass i am, i would randomly hit her when i got hot, stupid shyt like 'did you love me or somethin, ,why was u trippin', 'u still want d dick tho', 'you love me dont you' etc

She ended up cryin on the phone, borderline suicidal shyt like she cant do this anymore, and told me we better not fuk bc if she found out i was fukin another chick it wouldnt be good for me. I believed her gangsta. I left her alone. Im a nice guy

 

[King_MOEbra]

A female know not to fuck with me like that or I would make her disappear.

 

[Ilike2get baked]

75-90 percent of the J

I aint never been the same since i watched gone girl

Yup after watching that crazy hoe at work in the movie I don't put anything past these hoes...