Weirdest/craziest thing your parent(s) have ever said or done...

[Will Munny]

One time, I accidentally shot my sister in the neck with a nerf gun, like totally on accident. And my sister was probably like 5 at the time, she's always been dramatic, starts screaming like I started her on fire or something.

My dad runs into the room, doesn't ask a single question, just snatches the nerf gun, and proceeds to destroy it as best he can. He couldn't break in two with his bare hands, so literally bites chunks of plastic off it until it was completely broken.

He bit the nerf gun in half.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

One morning I came and walked in on my dad eating breakfast at the kitchen table...buck azzz naked. Smh.

My immediate reaction was



followed by "C'mon Dad, really?", as he got up and rushed to his room to put his clothes on.

At least he had the sanitary decency to put a towel on the chair before he sat down. Should've burned the chair.

 

[the dukester]

Moms tried to kill my Pops with a steak knife.

My Brother saved his life by warning him that she was hiding behind the door. He put his hand up to his chest in the nick of time.

Got a hole in his hand for his trouble.

My Pops never understood why/how getting outside pussy could potentially lead to a death sentence.

 

[jetlifebih]

Pops has a wife 2 years older than me

 

[Busta Carmichael]

This thread is about to be a Jerry Springer episode

 

[WYRM]

When my dad was losing his fucking mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some shit agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

My dad spent a looooong time fighting in a war (10 years or more I think?) and it naturally fucked his brain up. When he first came to the states, he didn't feel safe without having a bunch of guns in the house.

Which is understandable, but he also drank a lot. So one night he gets black out drunk and pulls a loaded shotgun on my mom. Somehow my mom was able to talk him down... then waited until he went to sleep and beat the ever loving shit out of him with a rocking horse.

When he woke up the next day he asked her if he fell down or something and she was like nah, you did some crazy shit and I took that fade when you passed out.

She told him next time he did that she was gonna break all of his fingers, which would have made it impossible for him to play music. She also secretly removed the firing mechanisms from all his straps and he didn't realize it until like 2 years later.

 

[Will Munny]

When my dad was losing his fucking mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some shit agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.

This hurt my heart.

 

[mryounggun]

Some lik girl was fucking with my sister so my pops gave her some brass knuckles to take to school.

This was in 2nd grade. Smh.

Prolly good that the nigga disappeared a few months later and never came back.

 

[700]

Caught my daddy watching flicks in the mothafuckin kitchen

Cause that's where the wifi was best at

 

[BrideofKilla]

My brother left the chronic 2001 CD in the family computer. My dad turns on the PC and it comes blasting through the speakers. He calls my brother and I to the kitchen and proceeded to beat at the CD with a hammer on the counter.

The CD didn't even break. Just cracked a lil..

He threw it away and I got it out of the trash later that day. Had some bad scratches but most of it played. Kept it in my walkman for years.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

dad told us it might not be a Christmas that year... cuz we might need money to get him outta jail if he had to shoot an kill my oldest brother that night.

thankfully my brother never showed up.

long story...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

- my pops ethering a 34 year old man who asked him for money. He destroyed dude cuz he tried to give him an opportunity but the dude just wanted to smoke weed all day and be high. My pops burned dude's soul to smitherines and he even started crying in the back seat. I was about 17 and witnessed a grown man cry. My dad seen that and was like "that's why you aint shit, dont do shit and will never have shit", I was trying to hide my laughter but looking back good Lord LOLOL.



NIG-GA! Lol!!!

 

[aka40Cal]

My dad was really abusive to my mother. Like hardcore beatings. Stuff like that. My mom always took it like a champ. Still don't know how shes alive. One night I'm like 5-6 years old, we're in the kitchen table and he starts off with her for some reason. Can't remember. He starts chasing her around the table and she gets caught up on the other side. Im just there balling my eyes out for him to stop. Then my dad goes and look pulls out a machete and starts waving at my mom. I just scream at him and put my hand as I mean to stop him. Dad just looks at me and puts the machete back. I still don't know how I gathered up the courage to do that. If I wasn't in the house that night. I'm pretty sure my dad would've killed my mom.

 

[deadeye]

My dad was really abusive to my mother. Like hardcore beatings. Stuff like that. My mom always took it like a champ. Still don't know how shes alive. One night I'm like 5-6 years old, we're in the kitchen table and he starts off with her for some reason. Can't remember. He starts chasing her around the table and she gets caught up on the other side. Im just there balling my eyes out for him to stop. Then my dad goes and look pulls out a machete and starts waving at my mom. I just scream at him and put my hand as I mean to stop him. Dad just looks at me and puts the machete back. I still don't know how I gathered up the courage to do that. If I wasn't in the house that night. I'm pretty sure my dad would've killed my mom.

God was with you that night......either that and/or your dad really loves you.

Could've easily been a double homicide.

 

[shit happens]

When my dad was losing his fucking mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some shit agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.

Your dad is a pussy po fuck nigga that needs to suffer slow

 

[Will Munny]

this is a fucked up dad scene

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Was chilling watching movies with my dad mom's came in drunk and slapped me dumb hard on my thigh dumb hard I started crying I was like 7 idk y but my dad got up and slapped the shit out of her literally the only time my dad stood up to my mom's about anything

 

[aka40Cal]

I have one about my mother too. Much brighter story. I didn't witness this but her boyfriend at the time confirmed it. After my dad and mom got separated she found someone else. (Long story about that. Maybe I'll drop it for y'all) so he was living with us at the time. His ex wife would constantly harass my mom and him. Phone calls at 2:00 am and shit. One morning they're both leaving the house for work when his ex wife pulls up in front of the house. At this point it was gonna go down. Her and my mom start fighting but she couldn't fuck with my mom. My mom slapped her around, they end up scrapping o the ground. My mom got on top of and slapped her glasses off and spit on her. Fight was over

 

[silverfoxx]

Moms tried to kill my Pops with a steak knife.

My Brother saved his life by warning him that she was hiding behind the door. He put his hand up to his chest in the nick of time.

Got a hole in his hand for his trouble.

My Pops never understood why/how getting outside pussy could potentially lead to a death sentence.

This the stupidest thing ever. Your mom was bugging fam, respectfully of course.

Never understood how cheating should lead to that.