TRUE STORY... so like 5 mins ago, this chick at work walked up to me and said...

[Myayoni is bored]

Check Please.

Massages are mighty easy to come by if a lady likes you or your private parts.

word. she probably need to pay her water bill or some shit.

 

[darkrain]

At work?.......nah. Her boyfried know you and know where you work at.

She might not set you up but if she got a problem with her bf and argue.... she might be telling her bf secret about you and her that she fucked you. "Do you remember I told you the guy at my job and you straight him up....guess what nigga......"I FUCKED HIM" and "HIS DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS"......that nigga would have gone crazy and ape shit on you.

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

These hoes gotta eat too mayne. I wouldnt trust a chick like that.

 

[So ILL]

She would have lost my attention after she brought up $60......I'm not cheap, I'm just saying.....

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

wtf........

that story dont make sense to me. She prolly going to come do the massage with homeboy who checked you in tow on some "oh yea, i bring him with me for security when i do housecalls...i didnt tell you that?"

 

[King Erauno]

but u married fam...how u about to pull that shit off?

 

[TrueGodHS]

Mna, thats some shit lol.... I dont know about that... That whole thing sounds like a bad idea... Why you even entertaining shorty in the first place bruh... you married man.... Leave them HOES alone lol. She tryna charge u for 60 to get a massage dawg?? That hoe looking for a trick

 

[cutthecrapolabuddy]

I got a proposition for you....

I said "what"...

She said, Me and you...

I said, Me and you what?..

She said, Have you ever had a massage?

I said, yeah but, I've never paid for one

She said, I will come over to your place, and for 1 hour, I will give you a massage for 60$... Do you want me to come over today?

Me, I Pause and said... Naw, not today, I gotta clean up, how bout tomorrow?

She says cool...

The she walks off... Im at my desk like, "did this just happen"?...

From the point where she said "massage"; I got on medium cause shawty is FINE!..

And aint no dam way no chick finna be rubbin on me, in my place, while im in my drawz or butt naked and she not get the dick...

But me, being a SMART dude.. ima have to decline her offer... why you might ask?

Well earlier this year., me and her was havin a random convo, and I asked her " what does it take for a dude 2 take you out".. I wasn’t askin for myself, I was just asking... She says... "well nothing much, but ur married"...

And I was like, " I know that im married and I aint askin for me" im just makin convo...

So the next day her bf comes in and says "hey Dro, let me talk 2 you outside"... so we go outside

And basically he says "ole gul said you made her feel uncomfortable yesterday when u asked to take her out.. she said u was married, so im not gone press the issue and take it up the chain...



Me, I was like, aiight bruh and I walked off cause im not about to get in trouble bout no foolishness...

So what do you think I should say when she asked me about it again?.... I wanna say some slick shyt 2 make her feel stupid.

you should tell her boyfriend that his girl made you feel uncomfortable by offering a massage with a happy ending...

 

[kzzl]

if she wanted you she would be trying to massage you for free

you just booked her for a job. she know you attracted to her so she just told you to pay her $60 and you were like uhhh, how about tomorrow. she like cool nigga. run me my money.

i'd be surprised if she slept with you.

^^^^^^^^^^ This. Then again, she could be using him for the money as well as the sex. Then subtly letting it be known to the ex-bf that y'all slept together on some spite shit. Women can be like that sometimes.

 

[letstrythisagain]

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*dead* lmfao

 

[letstrythisagain]

Definitely a set up dude, i wouldn't even talk with her. She is one of those chicks who tries to get her brothers to try and jump you, these bitches are evil man, they function off attention. smh

yep. i definitely would advise you to leave that broad alone. she sounds like trouble

 

[1of1]

This nigga stays entering into shitty business deals.

 

[MsSouthern]

you cheat on your wife dro?

He's gonna say no

but this is like the 5th thread he's made that involves cheating or the potential of cheating

YOU AIN'T SLICK DRO !!!!

 

[bignorm73]

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ROFL LMBAO

When i saw this..................ITS A TRAP!

 

[jay83]

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lol...........................................

 

[AlSoldierOn]

She would have lost my attention after she brought up $60......I'm not cheap, I'm just saying.....

I Cosign this completely...I would have hit her back like...Like... "I'm sorry, Did you forget I'm married...I get massages free of charge...happy ending included....thanks, though.

 

[AlSoldierOn]

Mna, thats some shit lol.... I dont know about that... That whole thing sounds like a bad idea... Why you even entertaining shorty in the first place bruh... you married man.... Leave them HOES alone lol. She tryna charge u for 60 to get a massage dawg?? That hoe looking for a trick

Especially as a fellow member of the military...You know they can hit you up on UCMJ (Unified Code of Military Justice) or a POSH (Prevention of Sexual Harassment) violation for entertaining or going through with this BS.

 

[DRO]

he's gonna say no

but this is like the 5th thread he's made that involves cheating or the potential of cheating

you ain't slick dro !!!!

no... Hahahaha.. In all honesty... A negro gets tempted like erbody else... But naw, i aint fonkin with her

 

[DRO]

especially as a fellow member of the military...you know they can hit you up on ucmj (unified code of military justice) or a posh (prevention of sexual harassment) violation for entertaining or going through with this bs.

i already know... Hell, on the ship they make u call home and tell ya wife what you did... Im good!

 

[gns]

just reading this thread pissed me the fuck off, fuck the UCMJ u need to punch that bitch in the face ole trifiln hoe.

that bish said 60?

Trash like to fuck for $60 in yo house fuckin up the game.....