This Nigga Walks Up And Slaps Your Mom. What Do You Do?

[CashmoneyDux]

I ain't saying I can beat his ass.. But even with him I have a size advantage, length advantage and I'm pretty damn strong too.. Plus I trust my hand.. No way im letting him hit me.. If he hit my mom and stands there waiting on a nigga, I'm charging and going low and dumping him.. I trust my lower body strength over anyone. But then again.. I'm a cocky dude and ain't no nigga putting they hands on moms

Shut up nigga.

 

[major pain]

Only 405? I can bench that too. Hell I've done up to 425 and I wasn't even trying to seriously power lift like that. Regardless, even if I benched 125, nigga's getting knocked the fuck out. Don't care what you look like. how big you are. what belt you got or who your sensei is. If you disrespect me, and especially if you slap my moms, you losing that fight one way or another. Fights ain't even fair so that strength will just get a chair broken over his head.

lol.. im done.. nigga said ONLY 405...

fuck yo 1 rep max

 

[texasdaking88]

I ain't saying I can beat his ass.. But even with him I have a size advantage, length advantage and I'm pretty damn strong too.. Plus I trust my hand.. No way im letting him hit me.. If he hit my mom and stands there waiting on a nigga, I'm charging and going low and dumping him.. I trust my lower body strength over anyone. But then again.. I'm a cocky dude and ain't no nigga putting they hands on moms

Shut up nigga.

Or what??

 

[texasdaking88]

Lol@niggas thinking just becuz they ass is weak that everyone else is... Speak for urself

 

[reapin505]

My moms in Alaska so i I aint seeing shit.

In the rare event I visit when my mom when this dude is in town then I will just shoot. Muscle aint bullet proof.

"I'm too little to fight goddamnit, I'll assassinate yo ass."

 

[Ip man]

Bruce Lee would win...

 

[TonyDubbz]

Tell my lady to take her ass to the car while I dealt with that fuck nigga and when she leave the room ima apologize then offer him a spot, when he hop under the bar ima choke em out.. but if he manages to outpower me then ima run to the car, lock all the doors and pull the fuck off.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

One shot to the head solves everything.

 

[nex gin]

ill fight a fucking bear for my moms b no lie

RIP Sanchez yo....él era un buen hombre

 

[DarcSkies]

What exactly did my Mom do to deserve this? :-/

#GottaBeFair

 

[earth two superman]

How bout I find where his mom lives and slap the shit outta her wrinkled ass.

And fuck his sister while I'm at it.

 

[Copper]

"if you ever had the notion in yo comic book reading ass mind"

lmao

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

look i know the IC is full of the baddest fighters on the planet... but a nigga that warms up with 405 is taking yo cookies and smiling about it

i aint sayin back down.. but you probably taking a body blow and laying it down if you get close enough to actually hit him

better have the iron on you

thats what im sayin.

and he's co-signed by ct fletcher too. 3 time world champion.

The guy is not just muscle. He's been in the ring too

good he's used to being in squares....now he can get comfy in this rectangle box

 

[IgnorantSole]

niggas die everyday b

 

[TonyDubbz]

Tell my lady to take her ass to the car while I dealt with that fuck nigga and when she leave the room ima apologize then offer him a spot, when he hop under the bar ima choke em out.. but if he manages to outpower me then ima run to the car, lock all the doors and pull the fuck off.

Your mama is your lady? Wtf b.

Got damnn I forgot that shit said mama when I posted. If its my mama then fuck it we fighting, i'll get a brick and dive off something real high drive it into his skull then when he fall he getting a kirk franklin stomping

 

[K_Fisher]

That ain't hulk thats bulk aka fuscles ( fat and muscles) with arms of that mass yes he will hit hard but he will be slower too. Punch to the throat , eye gorge , knee to the groin ( assuming the steroids haven't nuked his nutsicles) or kick to the shin. If any of these fail and I have no blunt object in my hand then it's..

 

[unspoken_respect]

Nah, I'm fighting dirty and I'm playing to win. By any means. All is fair once he crossed that line.

 

[Ol' Fred]

if dis muthaphukka eva slaps mah mama,he gittin' either knocked da fuk out!

or he gittin' murked!

either way ima show u dont lay a finger on mah mama!

 

[LovelyBetty]

Slap him right back

 

[K_Fisher]

I was gonna say hit him with my car but there really isn't a point in totaling my car hitting this muh fucka.

Probably just call the cops and hope white privilege comes through for me in the clutch.

This post is ether,lol and goat all in one.