The Saga of the Legend Known as Dretox/Shadyteam/Wonderland/HazeNAlize/Bigavelli/Piff

[Dretox2010]

No offense because I think illogics is one of the better posters in The Reason. But when it comes to Eminem, he's just speaking offbase. I honestly, truly, don't think he has ever heard an Eminem album, through and through, in his life. So we can't really chastise. He's just speaking on something that he knows nothing about.

I remember a dude called called Baller Like OJ Simpson from the old IC

Dude used to critisize & hate on Eminem but then later on he admitted he was a fan of Eminem and enjoyed his Music the reason he made anti Eminem posts was just to piss of the hardcore Eminem fan base that ranked Eminem higher then his favourite Artist

He doesn't post on the new IC but he admitted this and i respected him for being honest

Is Illogics in that catergory? i dunno i think it's a New York thing too Eminem ain't from New York Illogics is biased to New York Artists maybe it is a race issue too

 

[Question Authority]

Alright let's all act like Eminem isn't synonymous with shock/silly rap. While we're at it let's act like Nas and Common aren't synonymous with Conscious rap and that Cube isn't synonymous with gansta rap. You three posters can live in your delusions all you want. Eminem does no wrong he's the golden boy. Carry on....

That "silly/shock" rap you speak of is only one facet of Eminem's music.

 

[illogics]

How is Who Knew a bullshit ass song? Im starting to think you have never even listened to the MMLP.

So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
screamin "Go," with their 17-year-old Uncle
I'm like, "Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, Ike
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?

Yeah...really a bullshit song. I would even go ahead and say none of those songs you listed are bullshit song. Sure, Bitch Please is not a deep/emotional song but neither was Shook Ones. Is Shook Ones a bullshit song????

"I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out"

"have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
How many retards'll listen to me
and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a
teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"

You left those parts of the song out.

Yall carry on tho....

 

[Capo1]

"I don't do black music, I don't do white music

I make fight music, for high school kids

I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}

I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)

Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now

I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out

Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out

put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?

Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?

Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?

Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around

and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out"

"have a new house or a new car

A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are

I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)

Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves

Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)

How many retards'll listen to me

and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a

teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?

"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"

You left those parts of the song out.

Yall carry on tho....

Again...none of that is "bullshit."

Ill ask again...is shook ones a bullshit song?

 

[illogics]

Again...none of that is "bullshit."

LOL, aight man. You got it.

 

[Capo1]

LOL, aight man. You got it.

Look at you dodging my question because you know Im severely OWNING YOU in this thread. Youre too stupid to even realize how dumb you sound.

Do you think Shook Ones is a bullshit song? Do you think Gin and Juice is a bullshit song? Do you think In da Club was a bullshit song? Do you think Made you Look is a bullshit song?

 

[illogics]

Look at you dodging my question because you know Im severely OWNING YOU in this thread. Youre too stupid to even realize how dumb you sound.

Do you think Shook Ones is a bullshit song? Do you think Gin and Juice is a bullshit song? Do you think In da Club was a bullshit song? Do you think Made you Look is a bullshit song?

Your not owning anyone my man. You can say that to make yourself feel better all you want. But If I'm talking to someone who don't think lines like..

"I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees"

Are bullshit then there is no reason for me to continue a conversation with them. So yea....Carry on....

 

[Dretox2010]

You shoot yourself in the balls like Chedder Bob Illogics

When you complain about Eminem's commercial Singles like My Name Is which obviously is a lead Sing just made for extra record sales even Eminem will admit this he made that kinda Single to sell more copies of his Album's

But don't wanna appreciate heart felt, deep Singles he makes like Mockingbird which have a universal message about parenting but also tell his struggles about being a parent trying to get out the Hood

 

[illogics]

You shoot yourself in the balls like Chedder Bob Illogics

When you complain about Eminem's commercial Singles like My Name Is which obviously is a lead Sing just made for extra record sales even Eminem will admit this he made that kinda Single to sell more copies of his Album's

But don't wanna appreciate heart felt, deep Singles he makes like Mockingbird which have a universal message about parenting but also tell his struggles about being a parent trying to get out the Hood

Now look what we have here. When did I say I didn't appreciate when he makes songs like that? All I said was that's not the BULK of his material. Yall are really getting ridiculous in this.

 

[Dretox2010]

Now look what we have here. When did I say I didn't appreciate when he makes songs like that? All I said was that's not the BULK of his material. Yall are really getting ridiculous in this.

Well honestly they are not the bulk of his Song's

no one is denying he has a few comedy Song's aside from his 5 lead Singles but anyone that has ever heard his full catalouge will tell you what i am saying

 

[illogics]

Well honestly they are not the bulk of his Song's

So you're agreeing with me that songs like Beautiful or If I had or not the Bulk of his material?

 

[Dretox2010]

So you're agreeing with me that songs like Beautiful or If I had or not the Bulk of his material?

No Singles he makes like My Name Is are not the bulk of his Song's

I own every Album he has ever released

 

[Capo1]

Your not owning anyone my man. You can say that to make yourself feel better all you want. But If I'm talking to someone who don't think lines like..

"I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)

Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves

Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees"

Are bullshit then there is no reason for me to continue a conversation with them. So yea....Carry on....

So four bars make an entire song "bullshit?" You make ZERO sense and just further the point that you have never listened to an entire eminem album. You refuse to answer my question because you finally realize how stupid you sound. You don't even know the definition of emotion. "Kill You" is an emotional song because hate is a form of emotion. Im sorry if every eminem song is not like" beautiful." Not every tupac song was like "Dear Mama" and not every Nas song is like "dance."

 

[illogics]

No Singles he makes like My Name IS are not the bulk of his Song's

I own every Album he has ever released

I've listened to every album he's ever released and own 3. I disagree with you. But neither of us are budging. Yall are tryna make me this anti Eminem type when in actuality I'm just tryna to get yall to honestly take a look at his material and stop being so defensive. I can't remember one negative thing either you, capo or question has attributed to Eminem which makes yall come off as super stans who won't see anything even when it's right in front of you. Someone gonna tell me that lines like the one below aren't bullshit. It's crazy to me but we all have our own view on things I guess.

"I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)"

 

[illogics]

So four bars make an entire song "bullshit?" You make ZERO sense and just further the point that you have never listened to an entire eminem album. You refuse to answer my question because you finally realize how stupid you sound. You don't even know the definition of emotion. "Kill You" is an emotional song because hate is a form of emotion. Im sorry if every eminem song is not like" beautiful." Not every tupac song was like "Dear Mama" and not every Nas song is like "dance."

I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out

......6 more bars.

 

[dr. zero_ahh]

Enough with the Em threads and what if. You have done this in other threads already. Thread closed

 

[Dretox2010]

1. Lose Yourself (Eminem)

2. Juicy (Biggie Small's)

3. New York State Of Mind (Nas)

4. Nothing But A G Thang (Dr Dre)

5. Stan (Eminem)

 

[CJ]

stan??? da fuck??? you crazy....

good song but all it was is him reading a deranged fans letter....

*shrugs*

 

[white715]

In no paticular order

Mind playing tricks on me

T.R.O.Y.

The message

Summertime

Nutthin but a G thang

 

[cubaroid]

TROY ( the goat song )
follow the leader
wrath of kane
still dre
protect ya neck

also
hard knock life , big poppa , keep ya head up and it aint hard to tell should be mentioned