The Official Jay-Z's "Tidal" Streaming Service Thread (New Stand Up Comedy Series Added)

[Lurker6]

Jay did act like he owned a huge stake in the Nets deal & all the ignant niggas ate it up as usual. And as i recall a lot of people on here were calling him GOAT cuz he owns the Nets. Yet when i or another poster would post info detailing the percentage of his actual ownership a lot of selective reading would happen.

 

[GetoBoy]

Haha at people being butt hurt because he messed up the launch by making it artist instead of consumer centric.

Apple coming out soon and we'll see what "marketing dollars" [50 Cents voice] can get you.

It's way to early to call TiDal a flop though, he can always change course

Aother reminder of how this 40+ page historic thread could be so simple:

Apple has 1 fuking new gidget per version, EVERY year, bc they've somehow convinced people they are bringing them so much as consumers. Consumer- based marketing

Meanwhile Tidal is in a clusterfuck and could possibly never recover bc it aimed at the wrong target

Do nggas not realize they have entire college curricula on this very topic. Billion dollar corporations exist to make these seemingly simple decisions. Simple common sense marketing. Thats what this all boils down to, not race, not slavery lol

Jay z has created any number of businesses and profited. What makes this different? Bc the midas kid made a bad move for once and caught a brick. All the smear campaigns that folowed was comon sense. 'Up, u wont be needing that, lemme use your idea as you go out on the way down'

People thinking its about jay z, where were these people when under Steve Jobs Apple was QUICK to buy out any wiff of competition. Same as Facebook, they've bought a bunch of companies who could harm their botom line. This is a businesses school case study, simple

If you think the person behind the desk and running the company has nothing to do with it I got a gold bridge out here in the bay I'd like to sell you....ppl ain't supporting it becuz they not tryna put extra money in millionaire rappers and singers pockets its simple.....if it was free and the artist didn't see a cent they could have launched it however they wanted to with whatever crazy press conference they could make up and ppl would still sign up becuz they're the only ones benefiting but like I said above there's no way you can pretty up that we not dropping a free service becuz we wanna be paid more for our art....

Dudes on here acting like if they never had the press conference then things would be different... No things would be the exact same becuz the goal of the company would be the same and ppl ain't feeling that goal....its that simple

@ underlined ngga thats what the fuk i just said

No way to pretty up? How about dont tell us! Tha fuk. Most people didnt/dont even know what percentage artists make from Spotify, or thru Vevo,or YouTube, etc. Trust me when i say i speak for the masses : i have no clue. Dont wanna know! Dont give 2 shits! CLEARLY thats the lesson learned here. Why the FUK would that be the consumer's concern???? Its a curve the small pocket of you have yet to turn

@ bolded Yes, it would. Thats basic psychology

If i show you a avg lookin broad but preface it low key, you'll appreciate her. If i tell you she a dime you gon poke holes in all her shit

Thats whats happening here, thats what EVERYBODY outside of the bubble of this clusterfuck of a thread sees. Now what you SAME 4, 5 NGGAS are forcing yourself to see? I cant speak on and on want no parts of it

How dafaq would you not tell ppl when the very FIRST thing everybody is gonna ask is why isnt there a free option???? Once you tell the ppl why then you lost em right there..... What when he's asked that he should lie like the truth won't come out then he'd get killed for lying.... Like I said there's no way around it ppl not tryna see artist like Jay Beyonce Rihanna Kanye etc winning even more especially if it comes at their expense there is no way to launch it that would have covered that up or made ppl except it so this whole bs excuse like the press conference is what did them in is just that a excuse..... Its like when you ain't feeling a chick you gonna find any reason not to talk to her and even if she didn't have that first problem you gonna find another one and then another one....

 

[jamiefoxxhairline]

Jay did act like he owned a huge stake in the Nets deal & all the ignant niggas ate it up as usual. And as i recall a lot of people on here were calling him GOAT cuz he owns the Nets. Yet when i or another poster would post info detailing the percentage of his actual ownership a lot of selective reading would happen.

^^^^^^

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

Haha at people being butt hurt because he messed up the launch by making it artist instead of consumer centric.

Apple coming out soon and we'll see what "marketing dollars" [50 Cents voice] can get you.

It's way to early to call TiDal a flop though, he can always change course

Apple could drop beats the same exact way and I could promise you that you won't hear the same uproar..... Leis not act like the outcry would be the same.....beats finna be $10 and the only free thing you gonna get is radio stations DJ'ed by Drake and I can promise you niggas won't make a peep about it....

no any viral campaign like tidal would be easily ripped to pieces as tidal did. This Tidal presser was like Kony 2012 remember we pretended to care about that shit lmaoo?

Jay had so many levels to shock and awe with that shit. A teal out of every big music twitter account, the announcement of the presser made it seem like it could have been anything. Then you had some of the biggest acts in music. Not 2 or 3 famous people like Apple will have or sony will have at an E3. They had a dozen top tier artists. Google apple whoever would have made headlines if they did this shit.

I give Jayz and Tidal credit for getting all those acts at one place for one day (the grammys cant even do that someone is always on tour or protesting). But as big as the diplomatic move was the action and content and meat behind the press conference was weak as fuck.

And tech heads be critical as fuck about video game and apple press conferences. I have seen cats ether the shit out a PS3 or Nintendo press conference. Sheeeit i remember the Wii was breaking records and came thru to an E3 and didn't have many new games and they got crumbled. This not Jay starting shit this was nintendo back when the Wii was outselling every console. Jay ain't the only person that has been critiqued or smeared. And part of the reason he was smeared is cause he fucked up the presser point black he talks about facts only and tidal had limited facts and reasons to switch despite the hoopla.

Bruh to be honest the only person I've seen keep bringing up the presser is you....I've yet to see anybody say "I'm not signing up for tidal becuz of the press conference"....it might be something that ppl joke about but nobody has made it a reason not to sign up....ppl might not like what it stands for as far as artist getting paid more but ain't no ribbon or bow you can tie around that to make ppl except Jay z and Beyonce making more money if they have a problem with it.....

If the press conference went perfect ppl would find another problem and another problem and another problem we can all come up with as many " what if he did it like this" scenarios as we want but at the end of the day once ppl would hear big name artist are making more money then it would turn them off no matter what ESPECIALLY if jay is at the head of it.... That's just a fact

people might not bring up the presser but that is where the initial critiques came from. After that the current critiques are the price points which offer now lower rate for no middle man and the lack of added features.

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

Where was this outrage when Beats Music launched? Even though he doesn't own the majority Dr Dre is the public face of that company. This is all because people don't want to support jay z.

People hate dre too. Again beats music just launched they didnt pull a twitter teal out or have 12 plus top notch artists. Also they never claimed to be for the "artist" or the "fan. Jay made more noise about tidal. Dre just launched that shit and was quiet about it.

 

[MarcusGarvey]

Enjoy

New student pricing coming soon. Gimme that $4.99 option, and I'd give it a try.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/3/8714231/jay-z-tidal-music-streaming-fail-succeed

 

[jamiefoxxhairline]

Lol uh oh better hope this not true

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

make that shit xboxlive/PSN price for 50 or 60 a year and im in on tidal.

 

[fuck gay-z]

fuk nigga camel gettin bodied again...DEAD
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.inquisitr.com/2134318/drake-david-guetta-and-pharrell-williams-to-sign-deal-with-apple-will-jay-z-be-furious/&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CCwQ-AsoATAD&sig2=WfVdF3RMpSrks_KCBQzkJQ&usg=AFQjCNEi9-DEGejyV638_m9vj1YShkhNag

drizzy tole that nigga suck his kosher dick...DEAD
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.businessinsider.com/drake-snubbed-jay-z-tidal-2-days-before-launch-apples-beats-music-streaming-service-2015-6&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CCkQqQIoADAD&sig2=ivSkFCVCSVI-sf__jY7Kyw&usg=AFQjCNFRiZQkGfU9BZ_wMY1oksomk7ahgA

nigga talked slick bout pharrel in that freestyle &

pharrel told him to suck a fat dick....LMFAO
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.inquisitr.com/2134318/drake-david-guetta-and-pharrell-williams-to-sign-deal-with-apple-will-jay-z-be-furious/&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CCwQ-AsoATAD&sig2=WfVdF3RMpSrks_KCBQzkJQ&usg=AFQjCNEi9-DEGejyV638_m9vj1YShkhNag

50 w/ the body....#CTFU
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.businessinsider.com/50-cent-slams-jay-zs-tidal-2015-6&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CDQQ-AsoATAE&sig2=zSkg-jvtElGlrZnibl0Odw&usg=AFQjCNEsJRc3nLVnC74RRHLYzYxhqtD4cg
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/50-cent-slams-jay-zs-tidal-streaming-service-nicki-minaj-beyonce-do-not-own-music-rights-1504000&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CDUQ-AsoAjAE&sig2=Ln1mZfPfF-_u7tv4CIFp6g&usg=AFQjCNEq9NNkZ7THJvaix-rTGCKj1o_5-g

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

fuk nigga camel gettin bodied again...DEAD
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.inquisitr.com/2134318/drake-david-guetta-and-pharrell-williams-to-sign-deal-with-apple-will-jay-z-be-furious/&sa=U&ei=xG9wVeCdMoqwsATiooDADw&ved=0CCwQ-AsoATAD&sig2=WfVdF3RMpSrks_KCBQzkJQ&usg=AFQjCNEi9-DEGejyV638_m9vj1YShkhNag

drizzy tole that nigga suck his kosher dick...DEAD

In short this thread talks about Drakes deal to be an i tunes guest DJ. The thing is i don't see how this will help drake outside of getting paid and how it will help apple get more people. Who is going to go to i tunes just to hear drakes selection of favorite cuts? This deal doesn't even have any exclusive content.

 

[Jabu_Rule]

make that shit xboxlive/PSN price for 50 or 60 a year and im in on tidal.

That Xbox live price doesn't get you streaming games from most publishers. You are paying for the privilege to go compete online, which is free on the PC for most games unless it's a subscription MMO.

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

make that shit xboxlive/PSN price for 50 or 60 a year and im in on tidal.

That Xbox live price doesn't get you streaming games from most publishers. You are paying for the privilege to go compete online, which is free on the PC for most games unless it's a subscription MMO.

yes you are correct. but that price point is what i would be willing to pay a year to sign up for a tidal or even a long term spotify premium contract. to me i value commercial free streaming at a $60 a year price point at least in my opinion. Otherwise i will listen to the music i buy and own and or use the spotify free commercial version. Mark my words if tidal comes up with a $5 a month or $60 a year plan i will sign up.

 

[IceBergTaylor]

Yall just need to sticky this thread cause Idk how its managed to still be this active

 

[fuck gay-z]

Drizzy tole fuk nigga Camel suk his phat, kosher dick & fuk off....DEAD
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.businessinsider.com/drake-snubbed-jay-z-tidal-2-days-before-launch-apples-beats-music-streaming-service-2015-6&sa=U&ei=qJhxVeOCPc_isASl44DQCw&ved=0CC4QqQIoADAF&sig2=SMlDxCmQLoGjjs6Ye173Ew&usg=AFQjCNHSahOk3cJ0-P5uiHhuXZDAJdafQQ

Jimmy & Co. comin 4 fuk nigga Camel's hump....LMFAO
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.thewrap.com/apple-to-launch-streaming-service-to-compete-with-spotify-pandora-jay-zs-tidal/&sa=U&ei=qJhxVeOCPc_isASl44DQCw&ved=0CDAQ-AsoADAF&sig2=19mXSzZ-9G4A4CXH9g191Q&usg=AFQjCNH7qlBEwYs4n2dPDjcZ3LgvP37Ksg

BODYBAG!!!
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://bgr.com/2015/06/01/50-cent-jay-z-tidal-dis/&sa=U&ei=qJhxVeOCPc_isASl44DQCw&ved=0CDYQqQIoADAH&sig2=tn20F9_9GQrIOOnmIFcOPw&usg=AFQjCNHP2ZC3bTV0Askth0d9-pDD0KxAxQ

 

[fuck gay-z]

Gawdfather Fiddy w/ the nail in the coffin....#CTFU
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.businessinsider.com/50-cent-slams-jay-zs-tidal-2015-6&sa=U&ei=qJhxVeOCPc_isASl44DQCw&ved=0CDkQ-AsoATAH&sig2=aAlG_BDLHk9_49mSh_O_ZQ&usg=AFQjCNGaNMP-KnnqXQkHWQdf8a3IvpxCmw

 

[Jabu_Rule]

@IceBergTaylor you see why this thread is still breathing? This dude trying to compete as the most dedicated anti-stan on the IC.

 

[fuck gay-z]

@IceBergTaylor you see why this thread is still breathing? This dude trying to compete as the most dedicated anti-stan on the IC.

Camel stans mad as fuck they crusty ass, flabby

& sick idol gettin ass raped cuz he's so fukn

arrogant 2 think he's the nigga Warrent Buffet.

#DEAD

:umad:

 

[GetoBoy]

Damn son first weezy got down with tidal...now they finna stream summer jam??? Yo @fuck gay-z why you not dropping these links??? The wins just keep rolling in lol #TidalForAll

 

[FishNChips]

@IceBergTaylor you see why this thread is still breathing? This dude trying to compete as the most dedicated anti-stan on the IC.

Camel stans mad as fuck they crusty ass, flabby

& sick idol gettin ass raped cuz he's so fukn

arrogant 2 think he's the nigga Warrent Buffet.

#DEAD

:umad:

oh shit, this bloke finally made a post that just wasn't links to wanky jay-z/tidal articles. I was starting to think you were a monizzle alias

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

Damn son first weezy got down with tidal...now they finna stream summer jam??? Yo @fuck gay-z why you not dropping these links??? The wins just keep rolling in lol #TidalForAll

lol summer jam ain't been shit since hov was in his prime and that wayne joint was actually dope but it already is leaked outside of tidal. Matter fact that Hov b side concert >>> 2015 summer jam.