The Official Dwayne Michael Carter Jr aka Lil Wayne aka Weezy F Baby etc Thread...

[mosincredible]

Bitch I been rich, you bummy ass niggas,
you aint got no job man, Tommy ass niggas
Drake said I'm so gooooooood, but I fuck bad bitches
With my stiff arm, I truck mad bitches
Ya mans a wack nigga come with me & ride in style
her broke ass nigga, couldn't buy a vowel
I get up in that tale, he's just a fairy
Weezy Malcolm F By Any Means Necessary

Tunechi!

Wayne says ass nigga more than anybody I know...

 

[contemplate]

quick question: if any of yall could get paid millions for doin this (which is hilariously on point) would you sell out and do it?

 

[Beta]

Bitch I been rich, you bummy ass niggas,
you aint got no job man, Tommy ass niggas
Drake said I'm so gooooooood, but I fuck bad bitches
With my stiff arm, I truck mad bitches
Ya mans a wack nigga come with me & ride in style
her broke ass nigga, couldn't buy a vowel
I get up in that tale, he's just a fairy
Weezy Malcolm F By Any Means Necessary

Tunechi!

Wayne says ass nigga more than anybody I know...

Wayne is that you?

 

[runningwolf1980]

doo doo stains my under roos saggy/scooby doo colors where tha hell shaggy?

 

[stringer bell]

Its Lil Wayne,Lil Tunechi on the run from law

They couldn't find Tune, wit a fine-toothed comb

I roam the streets like thief, i can duck & can dodge them all(no dodgeball)

I'm allergic pigs,Thats i why keep Sig on me

I keep one bitch wit me,She go by the name of Star

She always with me,Thats why i nicknamed her OnStar

You niggas know Weezy is the pussy eating Monstar

Weezy it more pussy than the Cookie Monstar

Its like i got the pussy password,to get in between every womens thighs

All Young Weezy Ali Baba has to do is say open says me,magically I'm in between those thighs as easy as me sayin Open Sesame...

 

[CJ]

Lmfao damn...

 

[FoolTime]

Ahem, excuse me... Beg your pardon? It's lil tunechi
We in the buildin wit the executive room key
Niggas sleepin on me, like takin a Valium
Wake up my first week sales eight hundred thousand
Got a hot red bone call her medium rare
I'm up in the clouds can you see me in there?
Spittin so much fire they thought that Drizzy wrote it
Shakespeare mad at me, I got more niggas quotin
You aint tryna eat? I'm munchin your food
Check ya ABC's, I come before U
Soo Woop forever I dont think yall niggas hearin it
If life's a bitch. She a blood...Period
Rep blood gang , Cash Money Young Money
Skeeter Mayonnaise, Roger dat? Doug Funny
Run From me when you see me wit them choppers hoe
Used to bake pies, why u think we gotta lotta dough

Young Moolah babyyy

 

[mosincredible]

Tunechi...get in ya ass like a wedgie
re-lentless, re-bellious, re-spect me
Never forget me, just re-collect me
Life is a bitch and she'll never re-gret me
verses airborn, never writin with my hands
thats why my flows be tighter than my pants
red flag hoe...red pair of vans
big red truck, put a fire to ya mans

 

[Shankydizzle]

I fucked the whole young money crew with all my might, I got aids from Birdman and Drake gave me the cure but it turned me white

my swagga is like bin laden, its dead & out a sight, Birdman done told everyone that my anus is tight

when I look at bitches my dick retracts because im filled with fright, thats why I sleep in Lil Twists bed at night

YOUNNGG MULLAAAAH BABYYYYY

 

[Big Sean Anderson]

hol up hol up hol up lemme try boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Run the D like the patriots...3-4
bitch got low she depressed...Eyore
err body fucked your lady she be whore
ride her to the DMV....bmore
ya artists annoying he a cole sore
baby said i cant cheat on him no moreeeeeeeee

I swear this wanst written by drake
I promise rick ross is not fake
I'm telling you mike malice not a flake
dumbed it down on purpose this is not a mistakeeeeee

Eatin corn bread...nom nom
You act like bcotton...uncle tom
yall niggas to loud DJ Dram
tellem i said fuck jay!.....tomptrez mom

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

hol up hol up hol up lemme try boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Run the D like the patriots...3-4

bitch got low she depressed...Eyore

err body fucked your lady she be whore

ride her to the DMV....bmore

ya artists annoying he a cole sore

baby said i cant cheat on him no moreeeeeeeee

I swear this wanst written by drake

I promise rick ross is not fake

I'm telling you mike malice not a flake

dumbed it down on purpose this is not a mistakeeeeee

Eatin corn bread...nom nom

You act like bcotton...uncle tom

yall niggas to loud DJ Dram

tellem i said fuck jay!.....tomptrez mom

if you are trying to rap like wayne how would wayne run Detriot when he is from louisiana...you fucked up line one smh at big sean

 

[EmbezzelJayR]

Chain got it chilli in this b****

so you know that I'm hot dog

Underwater sea-creature

Hey lil Mermaid I'm lil wayne nice to meet ya

Get cool with her pops

now I'm literally sleeping with the fishes

and if her pops get mad

I get him wash up on shore like dishes

Now I'm the best rapper on earth and sea

far as I can tell as far I can see

She had the best catfish undersea

I'm running the game no matter who reffin it

talk slick and get pop live beverages B****

YMCB to the death of ME

LIL WEEZY I don't give it my all

I gives what left of me

LEHH GO

 

[ColeWorldApproaching]

Chain got it chilli in this b****

so you know that I'm hot dog

Underwater sea-creature

Hey lil Mermaid I'm lil wayne nice to meet ya

Get cool with her pops

now I'm literally sleeping with the fishes

and if her pops get mad

I get him wash up on shore like dishes

Now I'm the best rapper on earth and sea

far as I can tell as far I can see

She had the best catfish undersea

I'm running the game no matter who reffin it

talk slick and get pop live beverages B****

YMCB to the death of ME

LIL WEEZY I don't give it my all

I gives what left of me

LEHH GO

LOL you know that's way too much subject matter for WAYNE.

 

[P. Town]

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[mosincredible]

lol. G-Baby was my dude in that movie. This is basically a "Where Are They Now" video.

 

[infamous114]

Shout out to Sammie wearing a Marlins jersey

 

[usmarin3]

Come at me, and i'll cum at your kneck, pearl necklace

Sex drive is off the chain, i get charged reckless

Rhymes out this world i'm like a Transformer

Strong arm these hollywood hoes and retire from the game like Kurt Warner

These hoes better get my money or be on some vowels, i.o.u

or else i have them on the block moving Ken (cain) like Ryu

When you see me, just understand i run with a team full of faggots

We attack beef and attack trash like a garbage bin full of maggots

Don't thake these raps as a threat, this is a promise dude

Because Wayne don't flex and pose, Wayne not Ravishing Rick Rude

I'm more like Rick Ross, getting green like salad, know who wants their salad toss

Baby told me go hard or go home, and your boy is on the throne looking like John Homes

 

[Bcotton5]

4 peat C4 in stores now

 

[Already Home_17]

um......naw. wayne had the best verse,which isnt saying much

 

[2Fresh2def]

yeah, so much for how they outshined wayne..... one of the bums ( bow wow) is signed to his label ( which people still dont fully accept) and the other bum is a mini dmx (crackhead) (lil zane)