The Official Battle Thread 2k13 (every single battle, every single day)

[Trollio]

Lookdude just died

Mc the rapper

Pimp mvp

Geechee slim

Gbs

Lookdude

Who else?

 

[lookdude]

Lookdude just died

Mc the rapper

Pimp mvp

Geechee slim

Gbs

Lookdude

Who else?

Lol nigga u did not kill me

I got you 2-1

 

[Trollio]

Its a zombie...run

 

[geechee slim]

Cat, me vs you. Text or mic or cam, I'm wit it.

I have no problem battling you again but king go have to battle since he talking shit

Lets have a triple threat battle for saturday

Top cat vs geechee slim

Gns vs 1of1

Kinggivbiz vs lou cypher

Yall with it?

Aight, we already did 2 rounds, I think the third should be unlimited (but not long-winded). We postin here, or a new thread?

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

Aint it some new battles=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Trollio]

Lookdude just died

Mc the rapper

Pimp mvp

Geechee slim

Gbs

Lookdude

Who else?

Lol nigga u did not kill me

I got you 2-1

U got who 2-1?

Dont be acting like arsonal thonking u winning when u not

U asked for this and u lost

 

[Rue_Flexington]

What battle rapper do you think needs to hang it up?

Thesaurus

 

[Lou Cypher]

I agree Thesaurus has been lacking lately. The best battle hes done in recent years was against Ness Lee imo. His other battle that i liked a lot before that one was against illmac haha. It sounds like he did really good against DNA tho.

 

[Lou Cypher]

 

[geechee slim]

So lemme put Top Cat in a bag right quick... Third round unlimited...

Punchlines and name flips, that's how we'll start

When Cat is my mark, you'll break-fast all day like Jack in a Box

You're under-plane when all your baggage is dropped

So travel, cuz when I air-lines I put a cat in a box! //

I woulda posted yesturday, I had this verse prepped so son stay sleep

But your mom said last night you was practicing your Easter Sunday speech //

Your boys want a party, I'll get the potato chips in a snap, black

Or 32 Lays Ruffles in bags like a snack pack....

........ Fuck I need to put it in SUBTITLES or something?

His boys want a body, I'll get their potato-chipped, and snapped-back

And all 32, lays ruffled, in bags..... like a SNACK PACK!! //

*DON DIMARCO!*

I bodied you in the last two, this last you wont survive through

I'm clappin at you like a proud parent at a recital //

ALL yo folks get the front page: FAMILY BIBLE

Shoot your soul, give 'um a hole-ie ghost like you at a revival //

Don't mistake it for a Chevrolet

When I say

I pull up and let the Baretta carry you away //

Burry you in clay, or drag you to the bay

Cuz Cat's dry, and I'll rather fuck up a wet pussy ANY day //

Now lets get personal...

Whatchu gone say? I only got less than 2000 post my whole damn life?

Nigga You got over 9000 posts.... LAST NIGHT //

Lets look at your past, I looked at your stats, I don't like it

That's 300-Wack, like King Leonidas minus the sex and the violence //

Your avatar's background has two faggots in the mist

Watching you practace jacking off imaginary dicks // (true story)

You said "if a girl's spoiled, then her daddy probably hit"

Which is why your dad made you his Top Cat, your mommy came in fifth //

I got hoes my nig, so I gotta pimp

Ironic how these hoes will turn a Top Cat to a Bottum Bitch //

I bought your death warrant, suit, tie, plot and ditch

Kitty Litter: How I put a Top Cat in a box... OF SHIT! //

I'll put your body in a bag

Then put that bag in a box

Then put that box in a trunk of a truck, and drive it off the dock //

Then swim down after you

Unlock, unbox, and unzip you

(pause) Just so you can take yo trash-ass rhyme-book witchu //

... You just lost a battle.

 

[A1000MILES]

Lmao....

 

[A1000MILES]

Y'all niggas hell...

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

So lemme put Top Cat in a bag right quick... Third round unlimited...

Punchlines and name flips, that's how we'll start

When Cat is my mark, you'll break-fast all day like Jack in a Box

You're under-plane when all your baggage is dropped

So travel, cuz when I air-lines I put a cat in a box! //

I woulda posted yesturday, I had this verse prepped so son stay sleep

But your mom said last night you was practicing your Easter Sunday speech //

Your boys want a party, I'll get the potato chips in a snap, black

Or 32 Lays Ruffles in bags like a snack pack....

........ Fuck I need to put it in SUBTITLES or something?

His boys want a body, I'll get their potato-chipped, and snapped-back

And all 32, lays ruffled, in bags..... like a SNACK PACK!! //

*DON DIMARCO!*

I bodied you in the last two, this last you wont survive through

I'm clappin at you like a proud parent at a recital //

ALL yo folks get the front page: FAMILY BIBLE

Shoot your soul, give 'um a hole-ie ghost like you at a revival //

Don't mistake it for a Chevrolet

When I say

I pull up and let the Baretta carry you away //

Burry you in clay, or drag you to the bay

Cuz Cat's dry, and I'll rather fuck up a wet pussy ANY day //

Now lets get personal...

Whatchu gone say? I only got less than 2000 post my whole damn life?

Nigga You got over 9000 posts.... LAST NIGHT //

Lets look at your past, I looked at your stats, I don't like it

That's 300-Wack, like King Leonidas minus the sex and the violence //

Your avatar's background has two faggots in the mist

Watching you practace jacking off imaginary dicks // (true story)

You said "if a girl's spoiled, then her daddy probably hit"

Which is why your dad made you his Top Cat, your mommy came in fifth //

I got hoes my nig, so I gotta pimp

Ironic how these hoes will turn a Top Cat to a Bottum Bitch //

I bought your death warrant, suit, tie, plot and ditch

Kitty Litter: How I put a Top Cat in a box... OF SHIT! //

I'll put your body in a bag

Then put that bag in a box

Then put that box in a trunk of a truck, and drive it off the dock //

Then swim down after you

Unlock, unbox, and unzip you

(pause) Just so you can take yo trash-ass rhyme-book witchu //

... You just lost a battle.

Game over.

Body Bag.

Get this nigga on the PG right now.

 

[Trollio]

You stayed up late doing a lot of research on a nigga

Besides 10% of it being fact,the rest of your bars was straight filler

You notice me...to muthafucking much to be a hetero male

Watching all my posts for a way to capitilize on it like a weak ass gal

I never brought up yo post count cuz i never noticed you period

And real niggas give you pity comments,we dont take you serious

I guess Im your idol and you mad i was a asshole to you man

Get the fuck out yo feelings,you a Top Cat stan

You can diss my avi,you can diss my whole namesake

But without yo inspiration you wouldnt be mentioned in this thread in the first place

I embody real rap and you will get killed for all them bars you rap about

I bet you use a brush as a microphone when you rap them bars out yo mouth

You emotional,and a big bitch like 98 missy misdeamenor

You a crazed fan but i aint going out like selena

Before i let a bitch nigga try to downplay me

Ill gucci mane a fan like that army dude in v.i.p.

You got nerve but i take you dont apply yourself thoroughly

No matter what rhymes you type, none of it will ever worry me

I battle surgically and lyrically dissect my opponent

You was brave but died dumb,guess you lived for the moment

Now check it, i could stunt and talk about a diamond necklace

Or how you paid to be the first nigga to have his ass injected

Nah,i rather speak on why i feel disrespected

Since you lashing out i understand why yo father left you neglected

You a bitch,waste of sperm,you shouldve been misscarried

Then you wouldve saved yo mama a whole lot of embarassment

You was never on my level you just a bottom feeder nigga

Since you a leech eat these slugs that come from my trigger

Hold on, i rather use my hands befofe i pick up a gun

Soon as i see you im slapping you,soon as you see me you run

But i trip you and curbstomp yo ass like american history x

You should thank me for making you american history.....next

 

[geechee slim]

We need to go to the judges...

SCHM-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-ACK//

 

[lookdude]

I'm over here like

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

Lays ruffled in bags like a snack pack. Damn!!!!

 

[dbrazil412]

I'm over here like

Real niggas watch regular show

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

=youtube_gdata_player

 

[A1000MILES]

*grabs chips, roots for K Shine*