Idiopathic Joker
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I was on a date last night. We went to go see Django Unchained. Afterwards she would not shut the fuck up about her dead grandmother and sick daughter. I had to cancel that selfish cunt.
The Official 2013 "I'm livin the SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE...LIFE" Thread...
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Well I WAS tryin to set up a date wit the white chick I use to deal wit this past Wednesday. But as usual the hefa wants to get in an argument with me, and cancels the whole thing. All b/c I told her she should wear a skirt to show off her thighs (which I enjoy). This hefa went feminist on me, took a offense of my compliment, and thought I was objectifying her as some piece of meat! Then had the AUDACITY to tell me unless I give her 20 dollars for the babysitter, then this convo is over.
Wait WHAT...
Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.
Wait WHAT...
Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.
Idiopathic Joker
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lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You want my penis so bad
Recaptimus_Prime360
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lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Recaptimus_Prime360
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lechic ;5406930 said:darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.
Feel free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.
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darkone360;5406933 said:lechic ;5406930 said:darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.
Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.
excuse moi! Im not used to sarcastic posts that are two paragraphs long.Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?
Recaptimus_Prime360
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lechic ;5406942 said:darkone360;5406933 said:lechic ;5406930 said:darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.
Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.
Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?
Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.
darkone360;5406948 said:lechic ;5406942 said:darkone360;5406933 said:lechic ;5406930 said:darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.
Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.
Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?
Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.
Did u feel bad, like your love tool couldnt warm up her easy bake oven?
Recaptimus_Prime360
New member
lechic ;5406951 said:darkone360;5406948 said:lechic ;5406942 said:darkone360;5406933 said:lechic ;5406930 said:darkone360;5406929 said:lechic ;5406917 said:congrats on being lonely in 2013
You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.
Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.
Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!
Damn, feelings. lol
I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.
Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.
Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?
Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.
Did u feel bad, like your love tool couldnt warm up her easy bake oven?
Not really. Figured either she wasn't in the mood, or needed help to "warm up." That or she helped herself warm-up. If all else fails, lube it.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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TrueraPP;5406945 said:
Explain.
Ajackson17
New member
I know two 18s married and now 25 and happily married. It can work.
I like the freedom i can sleep in...dont have to answer no calls/texts...Im 23 w/ no kids so in my mind im winning...i been single for maybe 10 months...if i meet a chick n smash i gota feel her out first bcuz i dont like the type that be catching feelings..im lookn for a bad one tho w/job n good head on her shoulders than ima drop a seed in her...too many cats is getn ugly bitches pregnant...thats top 5 worst fears...i be passing up pussy from a ugly broad
SixSickSins
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@FreeHuey89 & I are hooking up this year. Faaaar later down the road, after extensive world traveling and career success, we will have the first (ha! bet it won't be) IC baby. Prospective names include Hueyetta Mergatroyd Meshmert or Huey Phig Newton. This has been discussed at great lengths, with @Empress_ mediating, and I am proud to say the future looks promising. Let's all have a great year!
Ajackson17
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TrueraPP;5407014 said:
They aint cheatin
darkone360;5406921 said:Well I WAS tryin to set up a date wit the white chick I use to deal wit this past Wednesday. But as usual the hefa wants to get in an argument with me, and cancels the whole thing. All b/c I told her she should wear a skirt to show off her thighs (which I enjoy). This hefa went feminist on me, took a offense of my compliment, and thought I was objectifying her as some piece of meat! Then had the AUDACITY to tell me unless I give her 20 dollars for the babysitter, then this convo is over.
Wait WHAT...
Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.
Ah the joys of being single LOL... but sometimes I do miss the 'chase'
@darkone360 BTW is that your dog?
