I laughed at cuzzo that I told ya'll about, but I had my own ether as well:
I actually never wanted to join the army................but I did cause I thought I was going to be a father at the time
mom dukes was pressing me to join the military and even had 3 recruiters come talk to me at the house. I honestly wasn't going for the soldier boy shit, but for moms I played it like I took them seriously. I finally got this female recruiter, broad was responsible for helping me fill out my paperwork and taking me to MEPs to do the piss test, physical etc.
meanwhile I'm messing with this chick I could consider a high school sweetheart, she was the 1st female I messed with that was actually considered a "pure good" girl at the time haha. most chicks I was used to dealing with were a part of that "life" I promised my mom I would get away from. I became religious and got saved, and left the street, drugs, all that shit alone. started messing with this new chick, she was all into church and made a nigga chase the pussy the right way LOL. I actually bought this chick a little promise ring and all that sweet shit playing the role.
however, shit was still getting real and my associates I dealt with was getting into drama and shit that I easily could've gotten caught up in. had a friend get killed, so I got stressed and started backsliding like a mofo. I started smoking again. so when my mom put the lil army recruiters on me, I was already back to smoking weed SMH. so now the female recruiter is taking me to do a piss test and I keep failing these shits LOL
so me and my lil good girl have an "accident" and I leaked in her raw.................next thing you know, 4 positive pregnancy tests later I get serious and sober the fuck up, pass the piss test, complete all my paperwork to join the army; ready to ship in two months. meanwhile my chick is acting funny maybe 2 weeks later into her confirmed pregnancy. She acts unnecessarily jealous, and gets mad at random shit all cause we still couldn't tell her overly religious fam yet that she was preggo. next thing you know, shorty is being difficult to deal with, acting all evasive and shit. something didn't feel right.
so what did I do as a frustrated 18yr old? I start mashing my female recruiter. Meanwhile I'm all guilty and shit cause my recruiter was picking me up from school in her lil army car and buying me a mcdonalds meal before we go to her apt and I buss her down. by this time, my chick and me are barely speaking. finally the week it's time for me to go, we "make" up. but then on my last night before I ship, at the last minute my chick backs out on staying the night with me in my hotel at the MEPs. So I'm mad then a mofo, but then my recruiter comes to my room..........we chop it up, then this chick blows a J with me LOL, and then of course we smash
so I ship, not sure of my relationship status, but still thinking at the minimum I will be a father. I talked to shorty on the phone and shit is good again between us. she tells me the baby is kicking yadda yah. however, I finally get a letter from her while I'm in basic, by this time my girl should be approximately 5-6 months preggo. shorty tells me in the letter she got an abortion before I left,
AND she was fuckin her ex on the slick while I was still home..................her excuse was she wasn't sure if she'd be able to do a long distance relationship SMH
but meanwhile the whole time shorty didn't say shit but that she didn't want me to leave, but "that I had to for our baby". so I'm pissed cause now I'm in the army for a baby that don't exist....................but ah well, I learned a valuable lesson that you can't put nothing past a chick, even the religious churchy ones LOL
but the ether wasn't only that.............I got back with the chick later once I got my permanent assignment. a nigga was driving 12+ hours to maintain a relationship with shorty................she ended up cheating again, after I finally learned to be faithful
/charged it to the game