The Most FUKKED UP Ways you/witnessed someone got rejected?

[Rey Negro]

I laughed at cuzzo that I told ya'll about, but I had my own ether as well:

I actually never wanted to join the army................but I did cause I thought I was going to be a father at the time

mom dukes was pressing me to join the military and even had 3 recruiters come talk to me at the house. I honestly wasn't going for the soldier boy shit, but for moms I played it like I took them seriously. I finally got this female recruiter, broad was responsible for helping me fill out my paperwork and taking me to MEPs to do the piss test, physical etc.

meanwhile I'm messing with this chick I could consider a high school sweetheart, she was the 1st female I messed with that was actually considered a "pure good" girl at the time haha. most chicks I was used to dealing with were a part of that "life" I promised my mom I would get away from. I became religious and got saved, and left the street, drugs, all that shit alone. started messing with this new chick, she was all into church and made a nigga chase the pussy the right way LOL. I actually bought this chick a little promise ring and all that sweet shit playing the role.

however, shit was still getting real and my associates I dealt with was getting into drama and shit that I easily could've gotten caught up in. had a friend get killed, so I got stressed and started backsliding like a mofo. I started smoking again. so when my mom put the lil army recruiters on me, I was already back to smoking weed SMH. so now the female recruiter is taking me to do a piss test and I keep failing these shits LOL

so me and my lil good girl have an "accident" and I leaked in her raw.................next thing you know, 4 positive pregnancy tests later I get serious and sober the fuck up, pass the piss test, complete all my paperwork to join the army; ready to ship in two months. meanwhile my chick is acting funny maybe 2 weeks later into her confirmed pregnancy. She acts unnecessarily jealous, and gets mad at random shit all cause we still couldn't tell her overly religious fam yet that she was preggo. next thing you know, shorty is being difficult to deal with, acting all evasive and shit. something didn't feel right.

so what did I do as a frustrated 18yr old? I start mashing my female recruiter. Meanwhile I'm all guilty and shit cause my recruiter was picking me up from school in her lil army car and buying me a mcdonalds meal before we go to her apt and I buss her down. by this time, my chick and me are barely speaking. finally the week it's time for me to go, we "make" up. but then on my last night before I ship, at the last minute my chick backs out on staying the night with me in my hotel at the MEPs. So I'm mad then a mofo, but then my recruiter comes to my room..........we chop it up, then this chick blows a J with me LOL, and then of course we smash

so I ship, not sure of my relationship status, but still thinking at the minimum I will be a father. I talked to shorty on the phone and shit is good again between us. she tells me the baby is kicking yadda yah. however, I finally get a letter from her while I'm in basic, by this time my girl should be approximately 5-6 months preggo. shorty tells me in the letter she got an abortion before I left, AND she was fuckin her ex on the slick while I was still home..................her excuse was she wasn't sure if she'd be able to do a long distance relationship SMH

but meanwhile the whole time shorty didn't say shit but that she didn't want me to leave, but "that I had to for our baby". so I'm pissed cause now I'm in the army for a baby that don't exist....................but ah well, I learned a valuable lesson that you can't put nothing past a chick, even the religious churchy ones LOL

but the ether wasn't only that.............I got back with the chick later once I got my permanent assignment. a nigga was driving 12+ hours to maintain a relationship with shorty................she ended up cheating again, after I finally learned to be faithful

/charged it to the game

Bish should've got dealt with for that right there....foul

 

[blakfyahking]

this chick was the church girl type that used to require us to "pray" before we got off the phone LOL

ROFL that chick had a nigga head gone off that madness

 

[jackthemack]

Im out here looking like Millhouse, wincing and shit.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

but the ether wasn't only that.............I got back with the chick later once I got my permanent assignment. a nigga was driving 12+ hours to maintain a relationship with shorty................she ended up cheating again, after I finally learned to be faithful

/charged it to the game

see...if ya boys were really ya friends...they would've never let you get that deep in it

 

[shawnbrown]

Lmao..... Fam, you took the L of all Ls. Its a possibility that this nigga can come home from the army physically disabled, mentally unstable (hey that rhymes) or in a fucckin box, and the baby was aborted. Lmao

 

[jackthemack]

Lmao..... Fam, you took the L of all Ls. Its a possibility that this nigga can come home from the army physically disabled, mentally unstable (hey that rhymes) or in a fucckin box, and the baby was aborted. Lmao

Ya that's a monolithic L. Like you said: Nigga coulda got murked in Afghanistan over some baby that didn't even exist. JESUS HAMMERCY

 

[shawnbrown]

Ya that's a monolithic L. Like you said: Nigga coulda got murked in Afghanistan over some baby that didn't even exist. JESUS HAMMERCY

Yo females is stone cold fam

 

[blakfyahking]

Lmao..... Fam, you took the L of all Ls. Its a possibility that this nigga can come home from the army physically disabled, mentally unstable (hey that rhymes) or in a fucckin box, and the baby was aborted. Lmao

word............I can thank that chick for a 10 yr army career LOL

 

[shawnbrown]

Good job wit this thread rey. classic for sure

 

[shawnbrown]

word............I can thank that chick for a 10 yr army career LOL

dam....... Smh..... Yo I apologize for laffin dawg. Im mad as FUCK an I aint even in your shoes. 10 yrs. Maaaaan

 

[jackthemack]

Like I'm glad shit lke this never happened to me, but then I'm kind of concerned on the inevitable happening, and how I'll act when it does. I'm volatile when I get emotional and that's not an often occurrence. I might fuck around and cut a bitch head off and put it on the hood of my Intrepid.

 

[blakfyahking]

dam....... Smh..... Yo I apologize for laffin dawg. Im mad as FUCK an I aint even in your shoes. 10 yrs. Maaaaan

well technically only 4.............but I ended up liking it so I reenlisted

but I never would've joined had I known there was no kid to be responsible for

what's worse is, what if I had not followed my urges and smashed my recruiter? my soul would be scorched even more had I been completely faithful to this chick the whole time...................

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

bruh i aint never went thru no shit this bad..

but ima say bout 85% of this stories hurt like a bitch gawd damn...

 

[shawnbrown]

bruh i aint never went thru no shit this bad..

but ima say bout 85% of this stories hurt like a bitch gawd damn...

Wat chu been thru doe

 

[blakfyahking]

I been in the trenches literally and figuratively

I still sob at night sometimes over this bitch

 

[shawnbrown]

I been in the trenches literally and figuratively

I still sob at night sometimes over this bitch

Lol @ ben in da trenches. But dam women are cold

 

[blakfyahking]

lmao.............

 

[shawnbrown]

Dam @ all these lurkers. Im out tho

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

Wat chu been thru doe

not shit worth postin my mane, yall take the cake lol

EDIT: back in 8th grade i told one of my homies i liked some bitch(posed to be a secret), he gon go tell her, and i walkin in the cafeteria and her and her whole posse sittin their laughin at a nigga..damn smh..

there is this one bitch tho i may have became S.C. for..

i was fallin for her, cuz she seemed to have fallen for a young nigga like never b4...we was all lovey dovey(long distance)
and when she dropped like 2-300 to come see a nigga, damn that just made it stronger, then not even 3 weeks later she starts gettin distant, ignoring texts and shit, i push to try to figure it out, she says she has a friend, im like FUCK, then like 2 weeks later i find out she kissed dude, im like FUCK, she says its cuz i didnt come see her during my spring break and she was lonely(i was like hell nawl i wasnt, u was actin funny bitch) but i move on until finally i look on facebook and see she has called dis mane her boo, and also i had just found out she spent the night at dude house, i was like FUCK then i spazzed out on that bitch so bad(namecalling, bringing up past mistakes she confided in me and roasting her on them) even i felt like a horrible person.

yea i kno i shoulda been left her alone, but i couldnt mane..weve tried to repair the relationship but shit we be arguin err other day, i tell her im goin wit some friends last week(to play 2k11) den she gon try to snap thinkin im wit a bitch, i tell her ass, u done already cheated and got u some dick u better shut the fuck up, later that day i end up snappin out again(ima a very very calm nigga who hold stuff in until the that one thing takes me over the edge) and she said some shit.

and now she still hot at me for tellin her ass to die slow smfh...

 

[intalect]

i'm still tryin to build up the courage to share my story smh not as epic as some of yalls but it burns super deep