the fever of the flavor of joe sun being desperate part 3

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Joe Sun can't breathe man. Maybe a text format would be better. The last flavoe of joe sun was the shit.

 

you know i speak the truth. i am a classy lady after all.

really tho, i come from a culture where they stone people to death for adultery, so that's not something i take lightly at all

you also come from a culture where they don't date outside somilian ....

 

[fiat_money]

C'mon now son. I know u hate fat people but we ain't asking them to be olympic athletes.

U seen biggest loser? U see how fat those fucks were? Transformation is possible with some sheer will and knowledge.

Ur better than this Fiat.

Nah, I'm dead serious. When "people" are obese as fuck, they have to do special exercises. Sitting and pool exercises aim to minimize the force applied to their body by their mass. Of course, a made for TV exercise program tailored towards obese people will work. But normal exercises can be dangerous for them, and a lot of the gym equipment doesn't support them.

Not only are exercises designed for already fit people very difficult for obese people to do, they can also be dangerous. Exercises designed for the obese must minimize joint stress, dangerously elevated heart rates, and serious ligament, tendon and muscle strains. These injuries are much more likely in an obese person than in a fit one.

Feeling Too Fat to Exercise?

May 31, 2010 12:00 AM by Mehmet C. Oz, MD, and Michael F. Roizen, MD | Comment

Feeling fat is a drag to your self-esteem, saps your motivation, and makes you think you’re too klutzy for the basketball court or that aerobics class you've been eyeing. If that’s keeping you on the couch watching The Biggest Loser rather than trying to be one, we’ve got a surprise for you.

What you don’t see on TV is that even the top losers start out slowly, not with 20 lunges. If you’re very overweight and haven’t been physically active since you wore gym shorts, you should start slowly, too. Here’s a safe, simple way to get yourself going:

• Set small goals. Ultimately, you want to walk 30 minutes a day every day. But make your first goals small ones that you know you can reach: Say, walk as briskly as you can for 5 minutes every morning. Or if there's a flight of stairs in your house that you regularly climb, plan to do two extra flights a day.
• Protect your body. Your muscles and joints have likely been stressed by carrying around a lot of extra weight. If you have achy joints, try water walking. Have balance issues, but love outdoor cycling? Try a three-speed three-wheeler. Back problems? Work with a physical therapist to strengthen it. A heart or lung condition or diabetes? Talk to your doc before starting.
• Take it easy. Once your chosen activity seems easy, add 5 more minutes of activity a day. When that's easy, kick it up another 5 minutes. YOU can do that!

 

[joseph sun]

Joe Sun can't breathe man. Maybe a text format would be better. The last flavoe of joe sun was the shit.

I have no idea why I sound so out of breath there. I dont normally sound like that.

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

i come from a culture where they stone people to death for adultery, so that's not something i take lightly at all

Culture of famine and civil war too. Cool story bruh.

what type is that exactly? it might come as a shock to you, but i think cheating is wrong, and i actually adhere to my principles

i totally agree riddle

Ol boy said it. Rose with a thorn. I never put it past a woman and her capabilites.

 

[riddlerap]

protect ya neck again, like Rae and Meth and them,
im excellent, youre full of estrogen, with a freshmans pen

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Nah, I'm dead serious. When "people" are obese as fuck, they have to do special exercises. Sitting and pool exercises aim to minimize the force applied to their body by their mass. Of course, a made for TV exercise program tailored towards obese people will work. But normal exercises can be dangerous for them, and a lot of the gym equipment doesn't support them.

She wasn't that big bro, no wonder the dramatic weight loss. I understand what your saying tho.

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

i'm not your bruh, bruh.

and you can't put anything past anyone, ever. all you can do is control your own actions, which is what i do. anyway believe what u want darling, it makes no difference whatsoever

*feelings caught* U know the context son. Ur so cute tho.

Than stop typing like you should have earlier.

 

[fiat_money]

She wasn't that big bro...

Bruh...

Seriously?

 

[Gangsta Shit]

charlie sex tape nsfw



yall right, she do look like she lost wright

 

no, that's not true, we don't date non-muslims. and since my husband is muslim, i'm not doing anything wrong. yes we do tend to marry our own kind, and my family would've probably preferred i married a somali guy (but then they may have had a problem with the tribe he was from), but they have no problem as long as he's muslim. they would've completely disowned me if he was a non-muslim

u told me months back that everyone in your family besides your parents have pretty much disowned u ....

 

[Ishi]

Anyone else find Joe Sun threads depressingly funny?

Shit is like watching Friday on a rainy day.

 

[VulcanRaven]

You mean because of her size?

If enough heroes are involved, anything is possible.

It would take the power of the Hulk and Superman amplified by 1 million to carry charlie to safety.

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Bruh...

Seriously?

LOL Im jusssayin mayne it could be done. At least she wasn't rolling in a motorized wheelchair. Shit Richard Simmons done got bigger behemoths on the right path.

 

[joseph sun]

ugh I just seen 2 of the worse videos I ever seen, and I made them both. I get all my thoughts together, press record and lost every thing. you guys gotta excuse how horrible the first two vids are and hopfully ill get better as I proceed

uploading now

 

[joseph sun]

first elimination is kat

[video=youtube;-GFCLmv6DBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GFCLmv6DBk[/video]

 

[joseph sun]

damn my head is huge... I didnt preview the vid. if I did I would of deleted it

 

[playmaker88]

4 minutes on kat word... goes to watch

she'll be in this thread before you can say jungle fever

 

[playmaker88]

This is what the back of Josuns head look like...

the back of this quasi-negros head looks like the Deathstar

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Damn Joe u could do better. Ur breathing alone seems to have improved. Ur ass can roam the internet all day a lil more effort and u good.