The Baby Mama Circuit (help young brother out)

[texican11]

6)"The Drama Queen"

This type of Single mom has major BEEF with her babydaddy

(This is not just a regular thing cuz of court)

No her beef with her baby's daddy is almost on a street-level beef

"Im gonna kill that asshole"-Single mother I used to fuck with

PSA: Do NOT get caught in the middle

 

[texican11]

7)"The DreamWorld Single Mother"

This type lives in a dreamworld

"Im better than all the single girls without kids"

"Im more mature than regular girls...Cuz I have a kid"

"I dont need shit to raise my child..Im an independent woman...Im strong...Im a survivor"

-Really than how come you on foodstamps/welfare/ childsupport

G.T.F.O.H. with your bullshit

 

[daevion0]

7)"The DreamWorld Single Mother"

This type lives in a dreamworld

"Im better than all the single girls without kids"

"Im more mature than regular girls...Cuz I have a kid"

"I dont need shit to raise my child..Im an independent woman...Im strong...Im a survivor"

-Really than how come you on foodstamps/welfare/ childsupport

G.T.F.O.H. with your bullshit

Real nigga post

 

[texican11]

8)"The Grimmy Chick"

This type of single mom is funny as fuck...

-"C'mon over I just gave Junior some cough syrup he be out in a few"--Some single mom I used to fuck with

One time after I fineshed fucking this single mother

She showed some pictures before she had her daughter

Me: "Damn, who is that???/ She is bad"

Single mom: "ahhh...thanx, this was before I got pregnant, this little bastard destroyed my youth and body

Me:"W.T.F.!!!...LoL..."

 

[texican11]

9)"The Multiple kids by Multiple dudes"

-This is the lowest low

Not cuz dudes have used her as a cumbucket

But becuse she is a bad-decision-making bitch

*Ok I get it you fucked up once...But than you fucked up again and again

Shit bitch you need to sit your ass down...

 

[texican11]

10)"The over hyped by her friends and family" single mother

-This type of single mom, listens to her crew (mommy/Sis/aunty/B.F.F.)

too much and gets big headed

Family:"Girl just keep praying to the all mighty Jesus amd some day you will find your knight in shiny armor"

Nah mami you are pushing 30 and no dude around

You need to give up and admit that you will never be nothing more than some dudes jumpoff

 

[texas409]

real thread right here

 

[Idi Amin Dada]

LMAO at this nigga goin' to state fairs buyin' funnel cakes, cotton candy and playin' games and shit.

Fuck that. I ain't tryna go on no family dates.

 

[Miles HIGH]

Just got the number from a BM in one of my classes today...22 wit a 2 year old...I've encountered girls wit kids before, but never gone through wit it, so this might be the first time...This thread is perfect timin.

 

[texican11]

Just got the number from a BM in one of my classes today...22 wit a 2 year old...I've encountered girls wit kids before, but never gone through wit it, so this might be the first time...This thread is perfect timin.

Becareful kid...the first is a trip cuz u learn alot of shit...

1)Be ready to get cockboked...

Kids have the worst timming ever

For example:If you about to hit or hitting, and the kid wakes up crying

If she is a good mommy she gonna stop everything and go take care of "Junior"

2)Be ready for late-late creeping...

Im not talking about 2:00 am after the club closes

Im talkingbetween 4 and 6 am...

-Some of these little Bastards pull allnighters

3)Be ready to listen to alot of "Guts and Glory stories"

-"Im strong...im a survivor....Im the greatest mommy

My kid does not need a father...im both mommy and daddy"

***If you need more tips let me know

Im an expert at fucking with Single momms"

 

[WhoisDonG???]

Realtalk if you do it fuck but don't get emotionally involved. Because you got all the leverage in the situation. Cuz truthfully u only gotta worry about yourself so it's a win win situation. BM's are basically damage goods there value is low so they on the prowl to trap a nigga that don't have no real responsibilities so please don't slip up.

 

[SweetzIsAwesome]

Kids are the new accessory.. just as you can accept a girl with earrings, you should be able to accept one with kids.. no questions..!!

 

[Rey Negro]

Just got the number from a BM in one of my classes today...22 wit a 2 year old...I've encountered girls wit kids before, but never gone through wit it, so this might be the first time...This thread is perfect timin.

Be careful homie. I dated a girl with a daughter before when I first graduated high school. Baby was a newborn (smh. i should've knew better if the babydad left that quick).

We had been goin out for a few weeks by then. Took her to the Zoo. At the last minute she couldn't get a babysitter. People stopped us nearly every 20 minutes talking about how cute we were. She tried to hide it but, she had an ear to ear grin.

I bounced on that broad a few days later.

They're all looking for a replacement father.

 

[Miles HIGH]

Be careful homie. I dated a girl with a daughter before when I first graduated high school. Baby was a newborn (smh. i should've knew better if the babydad left that quick).

We had been goin out for a few weeks by then. Took her to the Zoo. At the last minute she couldn't get a babysitter. People stopped us nearly every 20 minutes talking about how cute we were. She tried to hide it but, she had an ear to ear grin.

I bounced on that broad a few days later.

They're all looking for a replacement father.

Wow, nigga, you wild...Lol, this one I met seem like she just wanna fuck though, but I know how that goes even with a non-pregnant girl...So if I do decide to give it to her, it's gon be interesting to see how this goes...But she's literally the only fine girl outta all five of my classes, so if I'm gonna have a lil school cut this semester, she my only option right na.

 

[Rey Negro]

Wow, nigga, you wild...Lol, this one I met seem like she just wanna fuck though, but I know how that goes even with a non-pregnant girl...So if I do decide to give it to her, it's gon be interesting to see how this goes...But she's literally the only fine girl outta all five of my classes, so if I'm gonna have a lil school cut this semester, she my only option right na.

yea. i was young lol. she was bad as hell though. all of them broads, no matter what they say are looking for another cat to come and pick up where ole dude left off.

 

[MazterChef]

Damn man this thread fcked me up bruh
I learned today that even though not ALL baby moms are the same. But Stay away period!..is that it?

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Damn man this thread fcked me up bruh
I learned today that even though not ALL baby moms are the same. But Stay away period!..is that it?

Not necessarily. That is up to the individual.
What we have here is a good example of the knowledge u need to make that decision on ur own and if u choose to do so what might occur, avoid, stay away from, strong arm pimp, etc.

Props to Texican. This should be stickied in the growing pains section. Real Talk.

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

Kids are the new accessory.. just as you can accept a girl with earrings, you should be able to accept one with kids.. no questions..!!

Gtfoh with this post. Yea this would come from a woman.

 

[dmv_use2thewait]

Single Mothers get no love on the IC

thats cuz most..not all, don't even truly love themselves.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

thats cuz most..not all, don't even truly love themselves.

feelings will be caught for this post hahaha