The 69 position. Am alone if finding this very uncomfortable?

[konceptjones]

I tried it from the top and the bottom and both ways I felt like the mission could not be accomplished.

Here's why:

Her on top:

I generally don't deal with skinny girls so it's usually a BBW or close to it. So a BBW's arms get tired quick rendering her too weak to hold herself up so the full weight gets distributed to the more brittle parts of my body.

And as with most BBW woman the vagina slit is extra extended so when they sit on your face it feels like you just stuck your head inside a folded slip n slide tarp. Another downside to this is I almost always get cheated but can't complain because I can't breath mostly. Finally when I can breath I ask her why am I doing all the hard labor while she just holds the tool. SMH

Me on top:

I have this natural reflex that causes me to hump the hell out of wet stuff so when she puts it in her mouth I go into turbo overload and start humping so fast the speed is measured using light. Again I feel like I'm getting cheated again because after a gag or 2 she burps it out her mouth like a champagne top. Then when you try to find her mouth again you'll notice her head going from side to side completely trying to avoid a throat lashing.

Should this position be banned from the sex books and vocabulary I would have no objections.

Fellaz? Ladies?

DYING @bolded, had a little Rockstar come through my nose and shit.

Next time, try lying side-by-side.

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

I tried it from the top and the bottom and both ways I felt like the mission could not be accomplished.

Here's why:

Her on top:

I generally don't deal with skinny girls so it's usually a BBW or close to it. So a BBW's arms get tired quick rendering her too weak to hold herself up so the full weight gets distributed to the more brittle parts of my body.

And as with most BBW woman the vagina slit is extra extended so when they sit on your face it feels like you just stuck your head inside a folded slip n slide tarp. Another downside to this is I almost always get cheated but can't complain because I can't breath mostly. Finally when I can breath I ask her why am I doing all the hard labor while she just holds the tool. SMH

Me on top:

I have this natural reflex that causes me to hump the hell out of wet stuff so when she puts it in her mouth I go into turbo overload and start humping so fast the speed is measured using light. Again I feel like I'm getting cheated again because after a gag or 2 she burps it out her mouth like a champagne top. Then when you try to find her mouth again you'll notice her head going from side to side completely trying to avoid a throat lashing.

Should this position be banned from the sex books and vocabulary I would have no objections.

Fellaz? Ladies?

DYING @bolded, had a little Rockstar come through my nose and shit.

Next time, try lying side-by-side.

Never tried it side by side but again we are talking about a BBW so I think the laws of physics are against me considering I would be hashing through tit's, stomach fat and thighs. By the time I get to the pussy I'd be sleepy as fuck.

 

[GettinLo]

Bruh... get yourself a chick with an athletic body type. It'll fix all of your problems

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

Bruh... get yourself a chick with an athletic body type. It'll fix all of your problems

Fuck that. Them hoes got high expectations. LOL bitch want you to fuck her on the wing of a plane while flying through a baby oil hurricane.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Bruh... get yourself a chick with an athletic body type. It'll fix all of your problems

What our good friend rosebudd said.

 

[Will Munny]

I can't get a bish to 69 with me.

 

[Mr.LV]

Doggystyle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>69

 

[Rasta.]

If you know how to eat pussy well, you should practice on the bottom nh. Only thing is if you're really good at it, the female tends to stop or slow down with the sucking to catch her nut.

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

I can't get a bish to 69 with me.

bruh u aint missing shit. It's shenanigans at it's best.

 

[Kat]

Not a big fan..it's cool for the freak factor but that's about it.

Give me mine, and then I can give a concentrated effort giving you yours..

I get too distracted.

 

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

I can't get a bish to 69 with me.

Im sorry bruh...thats unfortunate

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

Not a big fan..it's cool for the freak factor but that's about it.

Give me mine, and then I can give a concentrated effort giving you yours..

I get too distracted.

spoken like a true sex goddess.

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

I can't get a bish to 69 with me.

Im sorry bruh...thats unfortunate fortunate

Fixed.

 

[GettinLo]

Not a big fan..it's cool for the freak factor but that's about it.

Give me mine, and then I can give a concentrated effort giving you yours..

I get too distracted.

all this in 3:26 tho?

 

[DNB1]

Can't help wid that BBW shit...

Good luck fam...

 

[coop9889]

Side by side 69 FTW

When you tired of it you can easily transition to one of you on top with minimal effort

 

[Young Gunner]

I like 69. Open her up like an orange and dive in

 

[gorilla]

Aye when dealin with them big girls you gotta have them triceps up to par. That way, you hold em up a lil by their waist so you don't take the full brunt of the mass

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I never found anything uncomfortable about it. Then again I don't fuck beluga whales.

 

[Kat]

Not a big fan..it's cool for the freak factor but that's about it.

Give me mine, and then I can give a concentrated effort giving you yours..

I get too distracted.

all this in 3:26 tho?

lmao..that's alone time!