That Awkward Moment when....

[lord_infamous]

If he keeps talking , let it slip that you have herpes. That should do the job.

But now that i think about it, that won't stop some thirsty dudes...

 

[shit happens]

she said something about her boyfriends mother had it and she was on medication... so he would understand that when you're medicated it's not really that bad...

they had only been together a few months... and she wasn't ready to tell him yet...

but i'm sitting there thinking

(okay... but here you are telling me.. and we've hung out only like what??2 or 3 times... not to mention.. i'm quite sure your man wouldn't be happy about you in some dark abandon parking lot in a car alone with some nigga aorund your way seEb]blunts[/b] n shit.....)

but i just left that one alone....shorty saved my life forreal.....

she had one of those really small petite bodies like kai... one of those "ima wear no bra and some itty bitty shorts" type chicks........ i was in hulk smash mode that night too.... I think that's when i went on my i stopped fucking with round the way chicks....

well not foreal... but i did take a little break

Awe man the exchange in bodily

 

[Kat]

It's possible.

 

[shit happens]

Id put on a hazmat suit and beat dat bitch dine its sad because nowadays you can't tell when they got it

Sheesh I got da heebeegeebeez at the thought lemme bleach dine right quick

She seems cool but fuck dat hoe

 

[Little JJ]

This happened to me in high school, I got rejected by a girl that I was friends with that I saw everyday and had many classes with. Shit was awkward between us until graduation.

 

[Matt-]

but if the chick tells you up front she got a b/f or husband, then she's probably not interested. either she's lying to get you to leave or she's telling the truth and she has no intrest. at least from what i've experienced, you won't even find out the chick is dating someone until AFTER yall have been out a few times.

 

[MsSouthern]

Lol @matt

 

[a.mann]

WOMEN JUST DON'T RESPECT A GUY IF HE GIVES UP SO EASILY

 

[Meta_Conscious]

by taking the number, u put a battery in his back... your bad...

 

[Kat]

His battery power will quickly drain when he never gets that call.

That kinda ups the awkward factor though.

 

[a.mann]

it ups the challenge of the chase

you did take his number after all

 

[akomax]

..somebody in your daily routine tries to holla at you.

So there is this guy on my bus that rides pretty much every day. The other day he spoke and said good morning and when he sat down I noticed he was writing something on a torn off piece of paper. Right then, I was like please don't let this dude be trying to give me his number, but he got off the bus without saying anything so I said to myself damn you're full of yourself and left it at that.

This morning I get off the bus and look over and he's standing right next to me. He speaks, I pull out my earbud, he says I'm very attractive (aw), asks if I have a bf (yes) and then says we should do lunch, and then hands me that sammmme torn off piece of paper from the other day!

Now my bus ride is going to be awkward cause I have no intention in calling him.

Hate that shit.

Share your awkward moments..

i stopped reading @ attractive ...

 

[a.mann]

^^^^^^^^^

you wouldn't smash ,after the opportunity presented itself?

 

[Kat]

Who cares if 'he' would smash? Not I.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

does he get off before or after your stop?

gawd damn at u having to switch up your routine...

 

[a.mann]

Who cares if 'he' would smash? Not I.

you care

still taking dudes phone numbers

all googly eyed cuz they think you attractive

"oh gosh"

 

[Kat]

does he get off before or after your stop?

gawd damn at u having to switch up your routine...

I'm not really sure as I don't really pay attention to when he exits the bus, but I've never noticed him get off at my stop before.

@amann - Anybody paying you a compliment is flattering, male or female.

I'm not so far removed from receiving a compliment that it would get me 'googly-eyed', whatever that means.

 

[Copper]

he gonna be mean muggin u every bus ride after this...

 

[Meta_Conscious]

he gonna be mean muggin u every bus ride after this...

remember, u have to mug back or he'll think your soft...

 

[SixSickSins]

I found this awkward while browsing BGLH:

Her face is beat to da gawds (a great make up application) but I hate when they take photos and their face is lighter than their whole body due to that makeup shit. And I don't like her haircut..