That Awkward Moment when....

[Kat]

Yeah knickers doesn't get much play over here..unless we're making fun of Brits.

 

[Bodhi]

when that chick told me she had HIV/AIDS but was on medication....

 

[shit happens]

I'm known for this deep voice over the phone...female staff always actin up....anyways I got this butch looking white chick that I swear has got everyone in her department to forward all calls from me to her....

Yesterday she started wid the dick sucking innuendos...talking bout, lil Ben needs some TLC and how she could kiss, lick and carress lil Ben until theres a sticky white mess over her face....shit was woat cause she look like a butch lesbian...I played along for a minute until she said she coming to my place after work...she knows I got my own place cause she originally trained me in housing services and it came up how much I be paying on rent and shit....mad awkward...I just lol'd and got off the phone...

Now I dread having to phone through to her team....and I got emails all in my inbox this morning....I should never of played along wid the sex talk...bitch told me she don't wear knickers to work cause when i call they get all wet and shit....She thinks I would fuck...but I can't do that shit...

The worst part is she telling females of a higher quality, like she got a chance....one chick wid all da ass gave me the side eye recently and i know it's cause of Butch Cassidy nh...

I'm just smh @ this whole shit...

Sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen ol gal finta cashout

 

[Kat]

Ok so I'm on the bus and awkward moment guy is two seats ahead of me. As I'm leading forward to put on my hoody, this MFer raises his paw to scratch his head and what do I see? A gold wedding band!

These dudes ain't shit!

 

[dalyricalbandit]

question do u still have the paper or did u throw it out?

if you still have it why do u have it ask yourself that.

if u threw it out disregard the above.

 

[Kat]

*disregards*

 

[BIGbaddBLACK]

You takin numbers?

jus playin

kinda

 

[peterpiffin]

i mad he wrote the shit down on a piece of paper. like we in the 80's or some shit. probably had a beeper to go with that pen and pad.

 

[MsSouthern]

Damn he was married ...he ain't shit !!!!

Ugh ...disgusting

 

[Kat]

I know right! Just brazen about it too..I kinda felt like smacking him upside the back of the head as I was exiting the bus, but I refrained.

 

[Dupac]

he showed you the ring on purpose

basically he was saying

"you gotta man.......i gotta wife......we both got shit to lose...so let's make wit the whoopee, and keeps it moving....nobody has to know shit"

 

[Kat]

lol..maybe you're right du.

No thanks!

 

[Dupac]

that's high school, making me ride the bus with you for months..

have an affair, act like an adult for once...

 

[S2J]

Ok so I'm on the bus and awkward moment guy is two seats ahead of me. As I'm leading forward to put on my hoody, this MFer raises his paw to scratch his head and what do I see? A gold wedding band!

These dudes ain't shit!

The subject is still paying him attention...her use of exclamation marks implies emotion...the subject is subconciously dissapointed

 

..somebody in your daily routine tries to holla at you.

So there is this guy on my bus that rides pretty much every day. The other day he spoke and said good morning and when he sat down I noticed he was writing something on a torn off piece of paper. Right then, I was like please don't let this dude be trying to give me his number, but he got off the bus without saying anything so I said to myself damn you're full of yourself and left it at that.

This morning I get off the bus and look over and he's standing right next to me. He speaks, I pull out my earbud, he says I'm very attractive (aw), asks if I have a bf (yes) and then says we should do lunch, and then hands me that sammmme torn off piece of paper from the other day!

Now my bus ride is going to be awkward cause I have no intention in calling him.

Hate that shit.

Share your awkward moments..

Lol. Bold and fresh as if you being taken really matters.

You could be rocking a wedding ring and it wouldn't mean anything, brothers of every caliber still trying to holla. It's a shame how many married men also try that too, happens everyday.

 

[Kat]

Lol..funny you should say that..keep reading Marley.

 

[S2J]

..somebody in your daily routine tries to holla at you.

So there is this guy on my bus that rides pretty much every day. The other day he spoke and said good morning and when he sat down I noticed he was writing something on a torn off piece of paper. Right then, I was like please don't let this dude be trying to give me his number, but he got off the bus without saying anything so I said to myself damn you're full of yourself and left it at that.

This morning I get off the bus and look over and he's standing right next to me. He speaks, I pull out my earbud, he says I'm very attractive (aw), asks if I have a bf (yes) and then says we should do lunch, and then hands me that sammmme torn off piece of paper from the other day!

Now my bus ride is going to be awkward cause I have no intention in calling him.

Hate that shit.

Share your awkward moments..

Lol. Bold and fresh as if you being taken really matters.

You could be rocking a wedding ring and it wouldn't mean anything, brothers of every caliber still trying to holla. It's a shame how many married men also try that too, happens everyday.

They wouldnt do it if it didnt work, tho. There are a breed of women who will gravitate toward a married man. So there's plenty of triflin to go around

 

You shoulda reiterated you had a bf and declined, but your inner hoe was happy someone addressed you/gave u attention and therefore u made this thread and will make several baseless hoe quotes as usual

It really and truly does not matter! (at least not with all men)

It's as if the more we stress that we are spoken for, the more some fellas like to press us. Has to be nipped in the bud in a clean, polite and direct way but if you think "I'm married" is always going to do the job.......indicating that we are taken/married is almost as if we are saying "welcome, come on in".

Just the other day I was working and this one brother was being really friendly, kept coming around paying me a lot of attention, bringing me a drink here, some food there which is normal for us but even still, I knew what it was. Now I know he sees the ring on my finger, it's totally visible but he continues to show me some tickets he has to go see Wu Tang or whoever, he proceeds to ask me to dinner later on and then I make it clear that I am taken and he then looks at my ring finger. He plays it off like he didn't know but he still isnt budging, he is still interested in pursuing this being......not until I pointed to my man did he back off a bit and proceed to hail him up.....lol.

I swear! Humans are so funny.

 

@ Kat

So wait, he too was married? I am shocked by this new development in your story.....

They wouldnt do it if it didnt work, tho. There are a breed of women who will gravitate toward a married man. So there's plenty of triflin to go around

You are absolutely right. On the other end of the spectrum, married men are exactly what certain breeds of females intentionally seek. The ring on their finger makes them that much more attractive and appealing to these females.

 

[S2J]

Sigh. Ladies, let me explain this for you:

If someone asks you a direct, close ended question (Can I take you out?)

Now, we all know there are TWO possible answers to a close ended question...But what do yall do? You give a NON-ANSWER (I have a boyfriend)

You have now done 2 things: 1) You have not answered the question, hence keeping the door open,

and 2) You are implying that if you DIDNT have a B/F, you'd be down. That is why Tyorne ignores that 'I have a b/f' shyt.

You're welcome.