BarryHalls
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Respond to things based on my favorite sitcoms.
One time I was at this Christmas party and majority of the people were white folks. I saw someone bring one of those sandwich platter trays from Costco or what not. I'm drinking and said to myself "Oh fasho, I'm bout to grab me one of those later."
After an hour, I went to the table to grab one and noticed they were all gone. I said "Daaaaaaaam. Why yall gotta eat all dem sammmiches." Like Bruh Man from Martin. They looked at me like "he must be drunk" but my other coworker who knew what I was talkin about starting crackin up.
I was at another gathering and saw a punch bowl. I was drunk and was like "Goooo Punch. Gooooo Punch. Gooooo Punch!" While pouring my glass. My 90s folks will understand that. lol
One time I was at this Christmas party and majority of the people were white folks. I saw someone bring one of those sandwich platter trays from Costco or what not. I'm drinking and said to myself "Oh fasho, I'm bout to grab me one of those later."
After an hour, I went to the table to grab one and noticed they were all gone. I said "Daaaaaaaam. Why yall gotta eat all dem sammmiches." Like Bruh Man from Martin. They looked at me like "he must be drunk" but my other coworker who knew what I was talkin about starting crackin up.
I was at another gathering and saw a punch bowl. I was drunk and was like "Goooo Punch. Gooooo Punch. Gooooo Punch!" While pouring my glass. My 90s folks will understand that. lol
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obnoxiouslyfresh
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Silence on the phone is very uncomfortable for me. When I'm getting to know a new guy, before we talk on the phone, I write a list of things to discuss just to curtail that awkwardness. Usually looks like this...
I also write down points I want to make during arguments if I really want to give someone a piece of my mind. I absolutely hate saying to myself later "I should have said this too when I was cursing her ass out earlier!"
Last month, I spent $75 on a glass blowing class, which has always been a dream of mine.
I cannot grocery shop without a list. I love making lists.
My voice cracks and I feel a lump in my throat when I discuss something I'm passionate about, even if the topic is nothing to get emotional about. I could be defending why Beyonce should win artist of the year and get all in my feelings.
I have a morbid fascination and when I read or see the news about someone getting killed in Chicago, I always look their name up on facebook, browse through their pics, and wonder what kind of person they were. Then I try to determine whether or not they had it coming.
I also frequently browse funeral videos on youtube and post condolences to people I never knew.
Nearly every person in my contacts list has a special ringtone. Even if they are not particularly special to me, I'll find a song that matches their un-special personality.
I exhibit minor symptoms of OCD. My home is really organized. I like even numbers and can only use the second stall of all public restrooms.
I steal jokes I think are funny and pass them off as my own.
When I'm walking down the street, ,and see a large man approaching who looks somewhat threatening to me, I initiate conversation by saying "Hey, how's it going? Have a great day!" in my most cheerful voice. I figure if he was contemplating robbing me, his heart might soften a bit.
I can't watch porn with white people in it. Not even interracial. It just seems so bland.
If someone texts me from an unknown number, I make conversation with them to try to figure out who it is before saying "whose this?" to not appear rude. If that doesn't work, I call the number back private later and try to make out the voice. I go far out of my way to try to accommodate the feelings of others.
I also write down points I want to make during arguments if I really want to give someone a piece of my mind. I absolutely hate saying to myself later "I should have said this too when I was cursing her ass out earlier!"
Last month, I spent $75 on a glass blowing class, which has always been a dream of mine.
I cannot grocery shop without a list. I love making lists.
My voice cracks and I feel a lump in my throat when I discuss something I'm passionate about, even if the topic is nothing to get emotional about. I could be defending why Beyonce should win artist of the year and get all in my feelings.
I have a morbid fascination and when I read or see the news about someone getting killed in Chicago, I always look their name up on facebook, browse through their pics, and wonder what kind of person they were. Then I try to determine whether or not they had it coming.
I also frequently browse funeral videos on youtube and post condolences to people I never knew.
Nearly every person in my contacts list has a special ringtone. Even if they are not particularly special to me, I'll find a song that matches their un-special personality.
I exhibit minor symptoms of OCD. My home is really organized. I like even numbers and can only use the second stall of all public restrooms.
I steal jokes I think are funny and pass them off as my own.
When I'm walking down the street, ,and see a large man approaching who looks somewhat threatening to me, I initiate conversation by saying "Hey, how's it going? Have a great day!" in my most cheerful voice. I figure if he was contemplating robbing me, his heart might soften a bit.
I can't watch porn with white people in it. Not even interracial. It just seems so bland.
If someone texts me from an unknown number, I make conversation with them to try to figure out who it is before saying "whose this?" to not appear rude. If that doesn't work, I call the number back private later and try to make out the voice. I go far out of my way to try to accommodate the feelings of others.
A1000MILES
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Twerk like Teyanna, huh..?
obnoxiouslyfresh
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A1000MILES;6557267 said:
Or Ciara
A1000MILES
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And I said I wasn't gon madturbate today...Ah well...
niggasthesedays
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obnoxiouslyfresh;6557260 said:Silence on the phone is very uncomfortable for me. When I'm getting to know a new guy, before we talk on the phone, I write a list of things to discuss just to curtail that awkwardness. Usually looks like this...
I also write down points I want to make during arguments if I really want to give someone a piece of my mind. I absolutely hate saying to myself later "I should have said this too when I was cursing her ass out earlier!"
Last month, I spent $75 on a glass blowing class, which has always been a dream of mine.
I cannot grocery shop without a list. I love making lists.
My voice cracks and I feel a lump in my throat when I discuss something I'm passionate about, even if the topic is nothing to get emotional about. I could be defending why Beyonce should win artist of the year and get all in my feelings.
I have a morbid fascination and when I read or see the news about someone getting killed in Chicago, I always look their name up on facebook, browse through their pics, and wonder what kind of person they were. Then I try to determine whether or not they had it coming.
I also frequently browse funeral videos on youtube and post condolences to people I never knew.
Nearly every person in my contacts list has a special ringtone. Even if they are not particularly special to me, I'll find a song that matches their un-special personality.
I exhibit minor symptoms of OCD. My home is really organized. I like even numbers and can only use the second stall of all public restrooms.
I steal jokes I think are funny and pass them off as my own.
When I'm walking down the street, ,and see a large man approaching who looks somewhat threatening to me, I initiate conversation by saying "Hey, how's it going? Have a great day!" in my most cheerful voice. I figure if he was contemplating robbing me, his heart might soften a bit.
I can't watch porn with white people in it. Not even interracial. It just seems so bland.
If someone texts me from an unknown number, I make conversation with them to try to figure out who it is before saying "whose this?" to not appear rude. If that doesn't work, I call the number back private later and try to make out the voice. I go far out of my way to try to accommodate the feelings of others.
ur interesting but that list thing i see why your a teacher..
A1000MILES
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Lol @ "madturbate"...Fuck, I am weird...
I fuckin love strawberry jelly on hash browns
if I go to McDonalds for breakfast I'll jus get like 4 hash browns & they'll ask "want any ketchup?"
I'll say "no, but can I have some strawberry jelly"
which is usually followed by "ughhhh for your hash browns?!?!?"
matter fact, I got 2 I need to throw in the oven now
if I go to McDonalds for breakfast I'll jus get like 4 hash browns & they'll ask "want any ketchup?"
I'll say "no, but can I have some strawberry jelly"
which is usually followed by "ughhhh for your hash browns?!?!?"
matter fact, I got 2 I need to throw in the oven now
lighthearted26
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I will leave my tv on the ID channel 24hrs with an occasional turn to the news. They say im either crazy or morbid or planning on killing someone. I can't be the only one into that stuff though seeing as how they have an entire channel devoted to it. Deadly women and wives with knives are straight comedy though, the storylines and the reenactments lol, except for the episodes dealing with the murder of children. Those piss me off.
StillFaggyAF
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i think ob is my favorite female on here
2stepz_ahead
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most of the shit i do.
collect coins...
have a rss ticker banner at the bottom of my screen for all the news and stock updates,
travel to small towns in foreign countries,
the languages i learned on my own,
the shit i do for my wife,
how i treat my kids,
the fact i turn down random pussy for nice looking chicks as well as the unglies
the fact that i have all this money and drive a 2000 lincoln ls cuz i like the car
man i could go on and on
collect coins...
have a rss ticker banner at the bottom of my screen for all the news and stock updates,
travel to small towns in foreign countries,
the languages i learned on my own,
the shit i do for my wife,
how i treat my kids,
the fact i turn down random pussy for nice looking chicks as well as the unglies
the fact that i have all this money and drive a 2000 lincoln ls cuz i like the car
man i could go on and on
silverfoxx
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My sleep has to be broken when I sleep. My alarm is set normally at 2am/4am/7am/ then I really wake up for 8:45
Sometimes when I talk to people, I zone out in the conversation and try to figure out their perception of me. Which creates this feeling of "oh boy this is really happening, this is life"
When I make new friends and they constantly have my back or cool af, I think they gay or they out to get me somehow.
I have a strong obsession with cryptozoology since I was in middle school.
Im constantly thinking how can I improve myself to be successful
Im very sure my life is terrible because I will become very successful and its God way right now to test my strength.
Its sexy af when girls curse to me. When they have a baby voice and curse. When they say nigga I lose my mind.
I been told im very expressive and If I like a girl I will give them a seductive look and moan. I never noticed myself doing that shit.
Sometimes when I talk to people, I zone out in the conversation and try to figure out their perception of me. Which creates this feeling of "oh boy this is really happening, this is life"
When I make new friends and they constantly have my back or cool af, I think they gay or they out to get me somehow.
I have a strong obsession with cryptozoology since I was in middle school.
Im constantly thinking how can I improve myself to be successful
Im very sure my life is terrible because I will become very successful and its God way right now to test my strength.
Its sexy af when girls curse to me. When they have a baby voice and curse. When they say nigga I lose my mind.
I been told im very expressive and If I like a girl I will give them a seductive look and moan. I never noticed myself doing that shit.
A1000MILES
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silverfoxx;6557483 said:
Lol, I'm the same way...
Breezy_Kilroy
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Had biscuits and fried pork chops once and some of the honey got on the pork chops.
Shit was good af now that's the only way I eat them and I hate pork chops.
I sing and rap songs all day long and if I'm having a convo with somebody and they say any word that reminds me of a song I'll sing it on the spot.
I get called weird for my voice not changing much no matter how happy I am. Women hate it cuz they can't "read" me.
I correct people all the time. Its not on purpose I just like to educate.
i hate saliva. whenever I'm kissing a girl for longer than expected i will go spit and rinse my mouth out and continue like nothing happened.
Hate when people touch my food. Like I won't eat it and I'll give to the person who touched it and get it myself.
I pay attention to my surroundings to every detail. Not paranoid I just feel shit can pop off at any time, gotta be prepared.
Shit was good af now that's the only way I eat them and I hate pork chops.
I sing and rap songs all day long and if I'm having a convo with somebody and they say any word that reminds me of a song I'll sing it on the spot.
I get called weird for my voice not changing much no matter how happy I am. Women hate it cuz they can't "read" me.
I correct people all the time. Its not on purpose I just like to educate.
i hate saliva. whenever I'm kissing a girl for longer than expected i will go spit and rinse my mouth out and continue like nothing happened.
Hate when people touch my food. Like I won't eat it and I'll give to the person who touched it and get it myself.
I pay attention to my surroundings to every detail. Not paranoid I just feel shit can pop off at any time, gotta be prepared.
StillFaggyAF
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I like well sharpened pencils. A brand new box of pencils makes me happy.
I like looking up random places and learning about them (demographics, median incomes, diversity, location, nicknames, etc)
I eat my food in a precise order; for example, For dinner, I always eat my rice first, vegetables next, meat last.
I love anything with oranges in it.
I like looking up random places and learning about them (demographics, median incomes, diversity, location, nicknames, etc)
J-Breezy;6557548 said:
I eat my food in a precise order; for example, For dinner, I always eat my rice first, vegetables next, meat last.
I love anything with oranges in it.
Sour-Cream
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Went to Canada and had sugar on fried chicken wings. Ever since, that shit is GOAT.
A1000MILES
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SouthpawSour;6557701 said:
That...That makes so much sense...I have to try that now...
