Strip clubs. Are they ya "thing" ?

[aneed123]

I like goin...ATL strip clubs are different that the bullshit strip clubs in other states .. good music food and regular chicks go too. U can fuck them easy 2 is u got any gift of gab .... if u a tricking type dude u can too lol

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Not since my dad got my mom fired from one

 

[SolemnSauce]

Swear to GAWD yo...I say some shit and nobody wit it

Da next nigga say the same shit..and everybody down wit..in fact

It's practical

 

[radio_santana]

Giving a woman money to strip and leave with dry balls is corny af. On my first trip to the club i saw a stripper on stage twerking (fat ass). She bent over n the tipper put his face all in her ass. She even held his head lol....

 

[Lou Cypher]

I dont like strip clubs tbh. I love seeing naked females, but the atmosphere of a strip club is just so fake and gimmicky that i cant get with it. And its funny seeing the dudes who go there alone after their job or the "big ballers" who will lay 80 in ones along the railing on some "look at me" shit. Then the fake interest from the chicks. I just dont like the shit.

 

[nex gin]

Haven't been to a strip club since Derby weekend in like '97-'98. Even then it was basically a situation where I was out of town w/ my homeboys and we were just looking for a spot to kick it. It was a white strip club, which to this day I don't know why mfs picked that spot to go to. We ended up getting kicked out by security w/in 5 minutes of entering because my drunk homeboy started talking funky to the chick on stage....smh. I personally never cared for strip clubs though. It's something about a broad trying to hustle money out of me that's a complete turn off. Plus we used to have local chicks stripping for free at my homeboys crib off campus. Good times.

 

[king hassan]

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

 

[yellowtapesport]

Strip clubs are good for a once-in-a-while thing. Like, you out of town, or your mans is getting married type shit.

Had to hit the strip club every trip OT..got a lotta small town love...and hate lol

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

Hit this spot on a Chi town trip..got chewed in the 'back room' by a lil stripper..room was dark but it was bout 8 other niggas trickin off like a greek orgy smh

 

[radio_santana]

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

I know you/him got some stories to tell...i like hanging with freaky women

 

[soul rattler]

If strip clubs aren't your thing, fine. But there are plenty of reasons people have for going. There was a time I'd be in a relationship and I'd go because I'd rather spend a couple hours getting lap dances than finding a chick and fucking her behind my girl's back. It was a stress reliever other times it was a high school friend I went to support. Other times it was a dancer i was actually fucking with. Hell, it's a lot of strip clubs that do open mic competitions. And many strip clubs are just flat out more entertaining than the surrounding night clubs.

Unless you're a habitually broke nigga, you're going to find yourself spending money in the presence of women whether it's a relationship, a strip club, or to fuck. How you put morals on it is up to you but ultimately you never know why the man next to you throwing dollars is really there.

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

Armies is a prostitution station posing as a strip club.

 

[Sandinista]

I used to love them when I was younger but now I think it would be just depressing.

I remember when I was 21, 22, falling in love with this red headed PAWG at my local strip joint. Bitch was GOAT...she'd put her legs on my shoulders and twerk, her cooch inches from my face...I swear to God I had a vision of my baby there once.

BUT THEN she came into my job (worked at a Hollywood Video) with her little girl...renting her Disney cartoons and shit...buying her lollipops...and my fantasy just evaporated.

Couldn't think of her that way no more. Sigh. So now if I go all I think about is how they're all single moms struggling to pay bills... and my alter ego might come out:

 

[mryounggun]

Was never into tricking my money off on women trying to sell a nigga a dream. Especially when I got the real thing at home.

I'm good.

 

[konceptjones]

other times it was a high school friend I went to support.

I ran into a chick from high school that me and the crew always wanted to holler at working at Tigers over on Woodward in Detroit. Took me longer than normal to talk her out of her panties, but I eventually smashed.

 

[soul rattler]

Ain't that some shit...

A nigga will go to the strip club, look down on everyone in the strip club, ignore the fact that he chose to go into the strip club, leave the strip club, then say "THAT'S why I don't go to strip clubs."

Every man in the club isn't a sucker/simp and every dancer isn't a hoe looking for a savior.

 

[yellowtapesport]

Was never into tricking my money off on women trying to sell a nigga a dream. Especially when I got the real thing at home.

Very ironic post my brother lol

 

[i ro ny]

If strip clubs aren't your thing, fine. But there are plenty of reasons people have for going. There was a time I'd be in a relationship and I'd go because I'd rather spend a couple hours getting lap dances than finding a chick and fucking her behind my girl's back. It was a stress reliever other times it was a high school friend I went to support. Other times it was a dancer i was actually fucking with. Hell, it's a lot of strip clubs that do open mic competitions. And many strip clubs are just flat out more entertaining than the surrounding night clubs.

Unless you're a habitually broke nigga, you're going to find yourself spending money in the presence of women whether it's a relationship, a strip club, or to fuck. How you put morals on it is up to you but ultimately you never know why the man next to you throwing dollars is really there.

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

Armies is a prostitution station posing as a strip club.

memoirs from a man who was in way too deep, nh.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

If strip clubs aren't your thing, fine. But there are plenty of reasons people have for going. There was a time I'd be in a relationship and I'd go because I'd rather spend a couple hours getting lap dances than finding a chick and fucking her behind my girl's back. It was a stress reliever other times it was a high school friend I went to support. Other times it was a dancer i was actually fucking with. Hell, it's a lot of strip clubs that do open mic competitions. And many strip clubs are just flat out more entertaining than the surrounding night clubs.

Unless you're a habitually broke nigga, you're going to find yourself spending money in the presence of women whether it's a relationship, a strip club, or to fuck. How you put morals on it is up to you but ultimately you never know why the man next to you throwing dollars is really there.

My homeboy was the DJ in Arnies for years and the strippers used to hang at his house all the time

Armies is a prostitution station posing as a strip club.

memoirs from a man who was in way too deep, nh.

Lol right? This nigga is obviously an habitual strip club goer.

 

[NoCompetition]

I used to love them when I was younger but now I think it would be just depressing.

I remember when I was 21, 22, falling in love with this red headed PAWG at my local strip joint. Bitch was GOAT...she'd put her legs on my shoulders and twerk, her cooch inches from my face...I swear to God I had a vision of my baby there once.

BUT THEN she came into my job (worked at a Hollywood Video) with her little girl...renting her Disney cartoons and shit...buying her lollipops...and my fantasy just evaporated.

Couldn't think of her that way no more. Sigh. So now if I go all I think about is how they're all single moms struggling to pay bills... and my alter ego might come out:

I think it just be a turning point for people. Same way, used to be fun but once my 20s hit, it just became played out. For me, it became the realization of what am I even doing? Paying some broad to dance? I could put some effort and just get a broad. I heard it be a lot of married dudes going cause if you single, its just better things to do and spend money on. I aint been in so long, if I had way more money than i needed and time to waste, maybe I guess but there are a lot of other things I'd do before that.

 

[blackrain]

Only been a few times...first time I went was Magic City...havent been to one since 2014 for part od my bachelor party...they're cool but I don't see how niggas can make it a weekely event.

 

[illestni99ainne]

I found out my cousin a bathroom attendant at this dive titty bar in my area during my bachelor party. I hadn't seen him in years I'm drunk as fuck waltz in the bathroom and this nigga standing there in a tuxedo handing out condoms and breathmints I died that night