Strip clubs. Are they ya "thing" ?

[HafBayked]

I see a lot of folks made the mistake of going strictly for strippers....like they were really gonna be these perfect 10's or do anything special outside of what you KNOW they do

the strippers to me are more of backdrop for the atmosphere....I'll walk over and tip if somebody comes out cuttin up and I've only got dances a handful of times....otherwise im just kickin it

 

[Lurkristocrat]

The appeal died years ago for me - just a waste of money and totally depressing.

If you want a surefire sleazy atmosphere along with strippers that clearly don't want to be there then I guess you're onto a winner, otherwise I'll pass.

EXACTLY! Lol i was trying to figure out exactly why i was feeling the way i felt but thats it. Its a depressing ass vibe.

 

[Splackavelli]

Lol at a fight breaking out last night and niggas getting tazed and shit smh niggas mayne. All these broads and niggas will still find a reason to fight.

I saw a nigga tried to fight a stripper in club nikki's back in '98 shit was funny as hell. dude broke a bottle over a bar counter and tried to cut her then the bouncers rushed in. that whole joint smelled like baby powder and black n milds. I remember I went to black golds in 2000 this Mexican tried to get too frisky with the girls and the bouncers came and rolled his ass out lmao.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

I see a lot of folks made the mistake of going strictly for strippers....like they were really gonna be these perfect 10's or do anything special outside of what you KNOW they do

the strippers to me are more of backdrop for the atmosphere....I'll walk over and tip if somebody comes out cuttin up and I've only got dances a handful of times....otherwise im just kickin it

Yea i dig that but these hoes aggressive for the finesing fam lol. Ive tried to chill out a few times while there and broads just all in ya face throwin ass

 

[Mr.LV]

Not my thing, either. U know they just want your $, that's like trickin to me.

You watch the videos and all the strippers be bad AF.

Man I went to king of diamonds in Dallas and every chic in there had a belly. Except one lil yella one.

I'm like wtf my bitches finer than these why Ima tip them $35 to get em to twerk on me. Smh.

The bar tenders and waitresses look better than the strippers most of the time

Preach church Tabernacle.

 

[lord nemesis]

Not anymore. Used to really be into them back in the day. Being from SC I used to be shocked and appalled when I'd go to a strip club in another state and discover you couldn't touch the bitches

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Lol haf be in the club like..

 

[King Erauno]

i go one a month. but i live in the strip club capital. go chop it up and try to take one home. its easy.

then next time you go youll get mad love from her, possibly free drinks and your personal dancer.

 

[EmM HoLLa.]

I find myself in the strip spot fairly often.. I go because I rarely spend any money in there.. I wouldn't go as often if i was spending the money a lot of folks spend to be in the building.

 

[blacktux]

Been a long time since ive paid my tithes, my favorite strip clubs are always getting shut down and back up in a month or two.

But i just like my strippers hood. Aggressive with light skin and gold teeth.

Cant shake it mayne.

 

[TheBoyRo]

Not anymore. Used to really be into them back in the day. Being from SC I used to be shocked and appalled when I'd go to a strip club in another state and discover you couldn't touch the bitches

lol Miami spoiled me. When I use to go to strip clubs in my 20s down here, u could touch, smack, etc. they would get completely naked for just a table dance and try to get u to fuck them in the back for money. Went to one in Orlando a few years ago. Smh u could barely touch them and they kept their clothes on. FOH

 

[konceptjones]

Haven't intentionally been in a titty bar since... '97 or so. Last time I went it just felt odd. I dated strippers left and right from 91 through 95 and trying to get them to give up the digits and go out was like a sport. Almost married the last stripper I dated (that's the broad that tried to stick me with a baby I talked about in that "Broke" thread). She pretty much fucked up going to titty bars for me.

I stayed cool with a lot of strippers though. I saw how dancing could really fuck up a chick's future if it was ever discovered 'cause one of my girls was featured on HBO's Real Sex when they did a spot on The Black Orchid in Detroit. She was the chick going to college to be a teacher and she did ultimately get her degree. She stopped dancing, worked her way up to being the director of a day care center and then HBO re-ran the episode she was in around the spring or summer of 2000 and some of the parents saw it. She was fired the next day. A chick I dated back in '92 also worked at the Orchid at the same time, but when she heard HBO was shooting she refused to come in 'cause she didn't want anyone to find out she was shakin titties. She graduated U of M with a law degree and was working as a paralegal for some law firm north of Detroit while studying to pass the bar. If she had danced that night, chances are she prolly would have been fired the next day as well.

 

[Stew]

Not anymore. Used to really be into them back in the day. Being from SC I used to be shocked and appalled when I'd go to a strip club in another state and discover you couldn't touch the bitches

lol Miami spoiled me. When I use to go to strip clubs in my 20s down here, u could touch, smack, etc. they would get completely naked for just a table dance and try to get u to fuck them in the back for money. Went to one in Orlando a few years ago. Smh u could barely touch them and they kept their clothes on. FOH

This, change Miami for Atlanta. I think the first one I ever went to outside of ATL was in NYC somewhere in one of them Burroughs, bitches wasn't naked and they was regular as fuck, I was scust. If I do go to one now I'll head straight to the bar and post up.

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

They were when I was in my early 20's. I'm 31 now, it got old with old age. I rather have hoes pretend to like me for free.

 

[Broddie]

Lol at a fight breaking out last night and niggas getting tazed and shit smh niggas mayne. All these broads and niggas will still find a reason to fight.

I saw a nigga tried to fight a stripper in club nikki's back in '98 shit was funny as hell. dude broke a bottle over a bar counter and tried to cut her then the bouncers rushed in. that whole joint smelled like baby powder and black n milds. I remember I went to black golds in 2000 this Mexican tried to get too frisky with the girls and the bouncers came and rolled his ass out lmao.

"baby powder and black n milds" would be a GOAT rap album title lmfao.

 

[Broddie]

Not my thing, either. U know they just want your $, that's like trickin to me.

You watch the videos and all the strippers be bad AF.

Man I went to king of diamonds in Dallas and every chic in there had a belly. Except one lil yella one.

I'm like wtf my bitches finer than these why Ima tip them $35 to get em to twerk on me. Smh.

The bar tenders and waitresses look better than the strippers most of the time

This shit is on the money. Same thing with go-go spots.

 

[caddo man]

I stay in the strip club capital and bruh that shit still dont appeal. I worked at a lap dance spot in Portsmouth called grinders. I lasted not even a week. MFER lose they mind over some pussy. Aint dying over some bitch stiffing you over a lap dance. The strip clubs in VA used to be easy as fuck to get some pussy. but I knew the security guards so I used to hit the bitches up after the club. The majority of them either dyke or went both ways.

With that experience I moved to ATL and wow, huge upgrade but same shit. Now these bitch get mad when you throw a dollar at a time. Bitch told me she want 20 for a table top at Magic City. Nah Im good! That was damn near 8 years ago. I haven't been back since.

Another thing about ATL strip clubs. Rapper use them as a way to blow. Every since Future blew up. The strip club DJ here gets more thumb drives thrown at him than a Geek squad manager.

 

[Stew]

Lol I just caught a whif of that damn lotion strippers use from this thread, shit

 

[konceptjones]

Lol I just caught a whif of that damn lotion strippers use from this thread, shit

If I'm out anywhere and catch a whiff of Exclamation perfume the first thing I think is there's a titty dancer nearby.

 

[HafBayked]

Yea i dig that but these hoes aggressive for the finesing fam lol. Ive tried to chill out a few times while there and broads just all in ya face throwin ass

Lol haf be in the club like..

lmao nah see you goin in there alone in a button up and ya cap down low n shit lookin like mr pay me

again, they wont do that shit if you bring your girl...

if they do I start talking about normal life shit and they run off

"So......you look familiar, you got kids that go to *insert elementary school* ?"