So I Went To Go Eat At An Italian Restaurant Last Night On A Date...

[Idiopathic Joker]

YES...I FUCKING DID

 

[Cock_Lesner]

And as I'm leaving the restaurant, the waitress comes running after me, almost in tears. Here is the conversation:

Her - You didn't like the food?

Me - It was good, I liked it

Her - I didn't do a good job, then?

Me - You were pretty good, why you ask?

Her - Because you didn't tip!

Me - Oh. I know.

She just looks stunned as I leave the restaurant.

Only broke niggas refuse to tip for no reason

 

[T. Sanford]

speaking of restaurants. I remember my home boy told me him & his cousin went out with these 2 chicks. They didnt eat but the chicks they went with was on some petty shit. The waitress came to their table to take their order & they place their order, so the waitress wrote their order down correctly & told them that she will return with their food. I guess about 10 minutes later, the waitress was bringing the chicks their food.

They was like "Uh Uh I didnt order this". So the waitress took their order again & they ordered something different this time. My home boy cousin asked them "why yall do that". They said "so they can get their food free" smmfgdh

bitches are petty af

 

[Scroter1]

Fuck em in the ear lol