SMH Salty: Jaz-O Threatens To Release Footage Of Hov Getting "Kidnapped" In Harlem In 91' (snippet)

[Busta Carmichael]

This probably the most press Jaz-O has gotten in over 10 years. He should capitalize on this moment & drop a album. It'll probably sell more than Troy Ave

lol I created a twitter account as Busta Carmichael for future trolling Preemo and random "Legends".

Classic threads on the way. Also to clear up this shit with Jaz-O. I got a feeling this might backfire rofl.

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

Bruh this is beyond hilarious :joy:

 

[Busta Carmichael]

iight, last post before we get sued for defamation of character

 

[rip.dilla]

Hahahaha I dunno what's funnier; this thread or the carry on of an entire platoon of Jigga warriors in their feelings

 

[Mr.LV]

I'm in fucking tears lol :bawling:

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

@"Busta Carmichael " just singlehandedly revived Jaz's entire existance. He prolly confused as fuck seeing all the requests for interviews.

On another note, I wonder if them niggas at BX figured out the "clip" was in their face the entire time.

 

[Shawn Jay-Z Carter]

iight, last post before we get sued for defamation of character

Good old days. You can clearly see the excitement in my face

 

[AP21]

Got damn you busta lol

my curiosity got the best of me...i just HAD to find out if that shit was real

WOW...this shit was sad af

 

[rip.dilla]

WOW...this shit was sad af

Oh dear.. that's not just cool to watch

 

[Beta]

That shit just made me upset ...

 

[nex gin]

Thread delivered. Shit got me crying over here....lmmfao.

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

Welp... *scratches camels off the list of animals no one gives a fuck about*

 

[scrapper1]

jay-Z's Lifestyle

Jaz-O's Lifestyle

Depends on what Jaz has in the grocery bag on that train at this point... if he bout to go home and fry some chicken wings and seasoned fries w/ a bottle of simply lemonade... that counts as a small win... though..

 

[2stepz_ahead]

jay-Z's Lifestyle

Jaz-O's Lifestyle

Depends on what Jaz has in the grocery bag on that train at this point... if he bout to go home and fry some chicken wings and seasoned fries w/ a bottle of simply lemonade... that counts as a small win... though..

not if them wings damn near brown with a few feathers still on them.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

Got damn you busta lol

my curiosity got the best of me...i just HAD to find out if that shit was real

WOW...this shit was sad af

them niggas closed the trunk too...wow

im curious how they gonna get him out

 

[Mr.LV]

Got damn you busta lol

my curiosity got the best of me...i just HAD to find out if that shit was real

WOW...this shit was sad af

Damn they some savages sheesh,Shit was like a looney tunes cartoon how they stuffed that camel in the trunk.

 

[AP21]

Got damn you busta lol

my curiosity got the best of me...i just HAD to find out if that shit was real

WOW...this shit was sad af

them niggas closed the trunk too...wow

im curious how they gonna get him out

i dont think they ever had any intentions on letting it out fam

 

[T. Sanford]

FOF this thread when it's all said & done. I can't even work without busting out laughing from thinking about this thread. @"Busta Carmichael " hit me up on Twitter when you get situated

 

[scrapper1]

jay-Z's Lifestyle

Jaz-O's Lifestyle

Depends on what Jaz has in the grocery bag on that train at this point... if he bout to go home and fry some chicken wings and seasoned fries w/ a bottle of simply lemonade... that counts as a small win... though..

not if them wings damn near brown with a few feathers still on them.

Jaz got too much damn pride in his damn face to except some shit wings. He'll be like "First, i fuck myself out of millions with Jay, NOW you think you bout to sell me some expiration date chicken?! Ohhhhh hell NO!" He probably the pickiest shopper ever..look at that boy face sitting on that train..he takes everything serious.

 

[BobOblah]

It's grainy, but Jaz-O released a screen cap of an unsuspecting Hov just moments before the Harlem robbery

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