Walmart Girl
She's been living in her roll back world.
I had this one thing that used to work at Walmart with me. We used to sit at the McDonald's in the Walmart. I grab some fries, stick it in between her titties, and then eat them shits. Like we were heavy for one another. Our first kiss we were waiting outside the Walmart for her step dad to pick her up. Dude has a white Lincoln MKX. He gives me that look.
Days go by and she calls me and asked me when will I be home. I get off work in about an hour. Okay, I'm going to visit you in about an hour and a half. so I get home and all my f****** lights are cut out. didn't pay the damn bill in time. the place is so dark that I had to light candles I had laying around. Now that the place is lit, I hear a the door.
Knock knock knock!
Oh s***, I forgot about Walmart girl. I get the door and she says "oh this is romantic. I like the candles." I'm thinking, I better do something now before she finds out that I didn't pay the bill. so we start kissing , I go for the belly , and then unbuckle her pants. She's sitting in my living room couch , and her dad calls. So I start eating that pussy. She says on the phone,
"Nothing... oh I'm at a friend's... H-H-HHHOOOUWWWSSS!"
I think her step dad knew what was going on so he tells her to hurry back with his car. I look outside and now it's a black Lincoln MKX. This dude got two of the same car. She gets off the phone and says, "looks like you'd better hurry up!" No problem! 5 minutes I was one and done. Keep that in mind because its important to the story.
So later on I'm about to go on a date with her, her step sister, and her step sister's boyfriend. so it's the four of us at the house and they don't have any cable TV. so Walmart girl says, well you can play the PlayStation. so I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 4 , from start because there's no game save. 45 minutes later, Walmart girl comes out all dressed and I'm still playing GTA. 30 minutes later , her step-sister says that the movie will be starting in another 30 minutes. I had just spent about an hour playing Grand Theft. Also keep that in mind because it's important to the story.
So Walmart girl has been giving me this attitude all throughout the house. When we get on the road , she is giving me late GPS instructions. Telling me to turn 10 feet in front of the road when I'm already going 50 miles per hour. We get to the theater and she doesn't even drink the dr. pepper I bought for her , nor that expensive ass popcorn. And after the theater, we stopped at another Walmart not too far from where she lived. we all split up and I see my little cousin who had just left the prom. She was dressed up very nice.
"Uncle Irah, there's some guys following me all around this store."
She was right there was a couple of goons who been tailing us. This is my family, and this girl is probably 15 or 16. So I tell her to buy all of her stuff and I'll walk her to her car , which I did.
I'm in the parking lot about to walk back in when I see Walmart girl and her step sister. they walk to my car without saying a word to me. so I drove everybody back and the car ride was so awkward.
We get to her house and I see both the black and white Lincoln MKX in the yard. Everybody exits the car , but Walmart girl slammed my door. I walked up to her house door like, what's going on? She says, "why don't you ask that b**** you was talking to in the parking lot." I said wait, that's my cousin!"
I put my foot in the door as she slammed it. this girl slammed my foot two or three more times in the door. so I finally knocked on the door, and her dad opens up the door and looked at me with a you shall not pass notion. Dude look like Forest Whitaker from The Shield. I make an about-face and march back to the car.
But wait, there's more! I text her a screenshot of my little cousin since she's on my Facebook as a family member. Walmart girl texts me back ,
well you've been ignoring me all day anyway. I need someone who has better things to do than to play videogames all day.
you didn't have any cable! You let me play that game! I was waiting on you.
well you don't have to wait on me anymore. You're a Speedy Gonzales anyway.
wait a minute, you gave me the quickie. let's not get that confused!
Goodbye Irah.
Sometimes I still think about her.