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Damn that nigga @Knock_Twice add to the Scumbag Chronicles......
So imma drop another story
Same time frame as Knock story about 2000-2001. the name of this story is......
Wish Upon A STAR!!!
So its beginning of the school year around the time when football games and back to school dances are getting ready to pop off. So me and my cousin was head to his high school dance(Sarah T. Reed for my N.O. and B.R. heads). Now at this time I was fucking with this chick named Muffy, not ole lady but we was "kool". Now Muffy was fuckin bad, bitch was fuckin wit C-Murder but I had an in on that since she lived in my cousin apartments in Michoud. So we get to the dance.....chillin, I see Muffy, we talk she go hang wit her girls do her thing and the fellas doin us. I look up in the bleachers and up there I see a fine ass bitch sittin by herself. In my mind im like fuck it this the perfect time to strike, no cockblockin hoes no interference. So I go up with bullshyt small talk like " Why u up here all by yaself". Now I must add the place is dark, like really dark beside a few lights around the DJ boothe, so I can see her body and her face but not that well. She like her name Star, I pause like that shyt different, but iight no big deal. So when we leave all them niggaz talkin about how many numbers they got, fuckin wit me about Muffy and whatnot, then lil cuz like how many number u get like in that scene off The Wood. So im like I got 1 number, they like who, I'm like I dont know man she said her name Star. Man I can never forget the look on my cousin face as he tol me with the nonchalant "Oh iight".
Next fucking day, dance on a Friday so its Saturday morning like 11am, I get a call, its Star. She telling me she wanna come pick me up and I can go by her house and chill. Im thinkin the nigga way in my mind like I got a bitch who got a whip, bout to scoop me to beat them guts, and chill, I'm down come pic my up at 12 noon in front of the Superstore(another hometown reference). So I get out there,waiting about 5-10 mins and this booger green car come rollin up. To describe this car I know everybody seen Kat Williams "The Pimp Chronicles" were him and snoop sitting in that car with the chandelier in the back seat. It was one of those but raggedy and the interior was matching booger green. That shyt had 5% tint to, and she roll up and she sittin passenger side. Now this is the moment I see her face. To put it bluntly, that bitch was ugly, like acne ole grandma face lookin bitch.Now I know some of yall like man you said she fine I wouldnt give a fuck, but my niggaz, I have always comin up had pretty bad bitches, always, so thats what I'm used to, so how some niggaz will fuck fat bitches but call em thick to help em sleep at night, fuck ugly hoes just cuz they got a fat ass, I cant do it the bitch gotta be what I like. So now I'm in the backseat riding to her house and she keeps turning around talking to me and in my mind I'm like I gotta get outta this smooth.
We get to the house, her momz goes str8 in her room but left her door open, we on the couch just watchin a lil TV. Now Star ran track, so now she wants to show off her medals and shyt, kool. I'm like lets go outside and take a walk, and thus the planning and scumbagging began. We walking and im like I'm bout to leave man i need to eat I ddint grub when I woke up, she like we can go to the corner store if u want somethin I'll buy it. Light bulb goes off in my head, so we get to the store and she slide me a 20. I grab a bunch of shyt, had me a bag of MAMA noodles(if u aint up on that and still eatin Ramen noodles kill yaself)cold drink, the works. I go to pay and she pay for it and give me the change. So we walking back I'm at her like damn u got money huh, she goin on about how she a only child and they just give her money. So light bulb goin off, I'm starting to think, hey maybe I can keep her ugly ass hidden on the roster. Then out of the blue she like " Let's race I bet I can beat you", like literally out of nowhere. I got a bag of snacks in my hand and I try to play it off like "nah I'm faster than u think". Man this bitch made a big deal about it, so I'm like ok lets race back to ya house since its in the deadend. Man when I tell u I hit the ready, set, go, man I took off, and you know how you running but look over at the other person, bruh this chick was determined. I let her get ahead and just hit the brakes, man she went full Jackie Joyner Kearsey onme bruh, she didnt even realize I had stopped til she got to her driveway.
IIght so now I'm like fuck this I aint leavin without gettin a nut, she got a nigga racing her ass in the heat, I need some getback. So we back inside, her room upstairs,I get her to go in her room. NOw I had a motto that i still roll with, I want a bitch to suck my dick 1st b4 I even fuck, reason being if I get head only, you not just gonna be running around talking about how u sucked my dick, but u will tell if we fucked, so this was my way of keeping chatter down with hoes I didnt care for fuckin it up wit other hoes. So i convince her, but she liek we gotta leave the door open, I devise a plan of imma stand up playing like I'm lookin at these pictures on ya shelf while she suckin. She start, and I must admit I'm havin to train her so I talkin shyt but givin guidance at the same time, when her momz just bust out loud "Star where u put blah blah". Now her momz want to have dialogue while im tryna fuck her face, u can imagine she suckin, takes it out to talk, and back and forth. So I bust, she go in the bathroom and I go back downstairs to tell momz that I needed to get home to do something, and yes I went over that bitch head str8 to momz to get outta there. So they bringing me back, and no bullshyt, the whole ride home she kept sliding me money into the backseat, I promise when I got home she damn near gave me $400 in 20's. But to add I'm still like I gotta find a way to get rid of her, even after all this, so they asking me why I had to go home, I make up some story about how I'm about to move to NY and live out there is this is my last few days in town gotta go see everybody.
Now they fall for that shyt. Hook.Line. Sinker.So I get out thinkin I'm never gonna see this bitch again. Man I kid you not a month later at a football jamboree in the Superdome, guess who I see, with both her parents. Man I wlak by, ad by this time it was to late, so she like G, and I smooth walked by her like I didnt even hear. watchin the game and you know how u can feel somebody looking at you, everytime I would turn to my right she was in my view, tryna make eye contact, to the point of tryna wave me over there my her people. So game over I'm tryna do my gettin number shyt and I get a tap on the shoulder, its her. She like "O so you dont know me no more", in stride I'm like I honestly didnt recognize you, but yeah Star wuzzup lookin good, said hello to her poeples. She like I thought u moved out of town, I'm like I did I got homesick so I came down for the weekend to see momz and come to a football game. Man that hoe pouted and just walked off and took her L.
And ironically I call hell with Muffy after all that cuz those 2 went to the same school and she gave me shyt for fuckin with and ugly bitch not up to par, then I had to remind her that how u gonna get mad when you fuckin with C. That quieted that up after that statement.
So imma drop another story
Same time frame as Knock story about 2000-2001. the name of this story is......
Wish Upon A STAR!!!
So its beginning of the school year around the time when football games and back to school dances are getting ready to pop off. So me and my cousin was head to his high school dance(Sarah T. Reed for my N.O. and B.R. heads). Now at this time I was fucking with this chick named Muffy, not ole lady but we was "kool". Now Muffy was fuckin bad, bitch was fuckin wit C-Murder but I had an in on that since she lived in my cousin apartments in Michoud. So we get to the dance.....chillin, I see Muffy, we talk she go hang wit her girls do her thing and the fellas doin us. I look up in the bleachers and up there I see a fine ass bitch sittin by herself. In my mind im like fuck it this the perfect time to strike, no cockblockin hoes no interference. So I go up with bullshyt small talk like " Why u up here all by yaself". Now I must add the place is dark, like really dark beside a few lights around the DJ boothe, so I can see her body and her face but not that well. She like her name Star, I pause like that shyt different, but iight no big deal. So when we leave all them niggaz talkin about how many numbers they got, fuckin wit me about Muffy and whatnot, then lil cuz like how many number u get like in that scene off The Wood. So im like I got 1 number, they like who, I'm like I dont know man she said her name Star. Man I can never forget the look on my cousin face as he tol me with the nonchalant "Oh iight".
Next fucking day, dance on a Friday so its Saturday morning like 11am, I get a call, its Star. She telling me she wanna come pick me up and I can go by her house and chill. Im thinkin the nigga way in my mind like I got a bitch who got a whip, bout to scoop me to beat them guts, and chill, I'm down come pic my up at 12 noon in front of the Superstore(another hometown reference). So I get out there,waiting about 5-10 mins and this booger green car come rollin up. To describe this car I know everybody seen Kat Williams "The Pimp Chronicles" were him and snoop sitting in that car with the chandelier in the back seat. It was one of those but raggedy and the interior was matching booger green. That shyt had 5% tint to, and she roll up and she sittin passenger side. Now this is the moment I see her face. To put it bluntly, that bitch was ugly, like acne ole grandma face lookin bitch.Now I know some of yall like man you said she fine I wouldnt give a fuck, but my niggaz, I have always comin up had pretty bad bitches, always, so thats what I'm used to, so how some niggaz will fuck fat bitches but call em thick to help em sleep at night, fuck ugly hoes just cuz they got a fat ass, I cant do it the bitch gotta be what I like. So now I'm in the backseat riding to her house and she keeps turning around talking to me and in my mind I'm like I gotta get outta this smooth.
We get to the house, her momz goes str8 in her room but left her door open, we on the couch just watchin a lil TV. Now Star ran track, so now she wants to show off her medals and shyt, kool. I'm like lets go outside and take a walk, and thus the planning and scumbagging began. We walking and im like I'm bout to leave man i need to eat I ddint grub when I woke up, she like we can go to the corner store if u want somethin I'll buy it. Light bulb goes off in my head, so we get to the store and she slide me a 20. I grab a bunch of shyt, had me a bag of MAMA noodles(if u aint up on that and still eatin Ramen noodles kill yaself)cold drink, the works. I go to pay and she pay for it and give me the change. So we walking back I'm at her like damn u got money huh, she goin on about how she a only child and they just give her money. So light bulb goin off, I'm starting to think, hey maybe I can keep her ugly ass hidden on the roster. Then out of the blue she like " Let's race I bet I can beat you", like literally out of nowhere. I got a bag of snacks in my hand and I try to play it off like "nah I'm faster than u think". Man this bitch made a big deal about it, so I'm like ok lets race back to ya house since its in the deadend. Man when I tell u I hit the ready, set, go, man I took off, and you know how you running but look over at the other person, bruh this chick was determined. I let her get ahead and just hit the brakes, man she went full Jackie Joyner Kearsey onme bruh, she didnt even realize I had stopped til she got to her driveway.
IIght so now I'm like fuck this I aint leavin without gettin a nut, she got a nigga racing her ass in the heat, I need some getback. So we back inside, her room upstairs,I get her to go in her room. NOw I had a motto that i still roll with, I want a bitch to suck my dick 1st b4 I even fuck, reason being if I get head only, you not just gonna be running around talking about how u sucked my dick, but u will tell if we fucked, so this was my way of keeping chatter down with hoes I didnt care for fuckin it up wit other hoes. So i convince her, but she liek we gotta leave the door open, I devise a plan of imma stand up playing like I'm lookin at these pictures on ya shelf while she suckin. She start, and I must admit I'm havin to train her so I talkin shyt but givin guidance at the same time, when her momz just bust out loud "Star where u put blah blah". Now her momz want to have dialogue while im tryna fuck her face, u can imagine she suckin, takes it out to talk, and back and forth. So I bust, she go in the bathroom and I go back downstairs to tell momz that I needed to get home to do something, and yes I went over that bitch head str8 to momz to get outta there. So they bringing me back, and no bullshyt, the whole ride home she kept sliding me money into the backseat, I promise when I got home she damn near gave me $400 in 20's. But to add I'm still like I gotta find a way to get rid of her, even after all this, so they asking me why I had to go home, I make up some story about how I'm about to move to NY and live out there is this is my last few days in town gotta go see everybody.
Now they fall for that shyt. Hook.Line. Sinker.So I get out thinkin I'm never gonna see this bitch again. Man I kid you not a month later at a football jamboree in the Superdome, guess who I see, with both her parents. Man I wlak by, ad by this time it was to late, so she like G, and I smooth walked by her like I didnt even hear. watchin the game and you know how u can feel somebody looking at you, everytime I would turn to my right she was in my view, tryna make eye contact, to the point of tryna wave me over there my her people. So game over I'm tryna do my gettin number shyt and I get a tap on the shoulder, its her. She like "O so you dont know me no more", in stride I'm like I honestly didnt recognize you, but yeah Star wuzzup lookin good, said hello to her poeples. She like I thought u moved out of town, I'm like I did I got homesick so I came down for the weekend to see momz and come to a football game. Man that hoe pouted and just walked off and took her L.
And ironically I call hell with Muffy after all that cuz those 2 went to the same school and she gave me shyt for fuckin with and ugly bitch not up to par, then I had to remind her that how u gonna get mad when you fuckin with C. That quieted that up after that statement.
