blackgod813
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Louis Devinear;8942572 said:
Lol u have no moral compus sir good day.
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Lol u have no moral compus sir good day.
Louis Devinear
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blackgod813;8942680 said:
Wtf is a compus? @blackgod813
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Louis Devinear;8942913 said:
Some shit u use to find ya way home
yooo. smh. I need Jesus or Allah or something man. I stay in some shit.
So yall know me and my fiancee broke up over some BS. been broken up for a minute now.
when me and her broke up, i started trying to get at this chick I work with. she real decent looking. she hit me on some yo i thought you were engaged shit when I asked her to chill. i told her nah we broke up. long story short, we started chilling, she been coming over for a few weeks.
Now, I told this bitch upfront I thought she was cute, I liked her, but all I wanted was a friend to chill with. she was cool with it.
Now i aint hide shit from her cause i had nothing to hide. a bunch of days ago my ex reached out to me talking bout she miss me and wants to fix our relationship. so me and the ex have been talking and taking it very very slow.
my coworker was over 2 days ago and saw me texting her. she was like damn who you been texting? I told her and she flipped out.
i was like bitch wtf wrong with you? yea we been fucking but I told you we was just friends and this wasnt going nowhere and you was cool with that. if not id atleast have the decency to lie to you.
Needless to say, i got cursed out, and she been giving me mad attitude past 2 days to the point people we work with is begining to notice.
haha. yo fuck wrong with these bitches? i swear i be letting them know what the deal is with upfront, they agree, and they still flip out.
good thing im real good at what I do and got interviews coming up for a better job so I can be up out this bitch.
So yall know me and my fiancee broke up over some BS. been broken up for a minute now.
when me and her broke up, i started trying to get at this chick I work with. she real decent looking. she hit me on some yo i thought you were engaged shit when I asked her to chill. i told her nah we broke up. long story short, we started chilling, she been coming over for a few weeks.
Now, I told this bitch upfront I thought she was cute, I liked her, but all I wanted was a friend to chill with. she was cool with it.
Now i aint hide shit from her cause i had nothing to hide. a bunch of days ago my ex reached out to me talking bout she miss me and wants to fix our relationship. so me and the ex have been talking and taking it very very slow.
my coworker was over 2 days ago and saw me texting her. she was like damn who you been texting? I told her and she flipped out.
i was like bitch wtf wrong with you? yea we been fucking but I told you we was just friends and this wasnt going nowhere and you was cool with that. if not id atleast have the decency to lie to you.
Needless to say, i got cursed out, and she been giving me mad attitude past 2 days to the point people we work with is begining to notice.
haha. yo fuck wrong with these bitches? i swear i be letting them know what the deal is with upfront, they agree, and they still flip out.
good thing im real good at what I do and got interviews coming up for a better job so I can be up out this bitch.
at this point i got no pussy to fuck. i might just lay low and see what happens with my ex. we taking it real real real slow for now.
me not giving a fuck is gon get me in some drama. I be thinking as long as im upfront with these hoes there wont be no drama but the last 2 chicks wasnt having that even though they said they was cool with just being friends.
smh at me trying to throw logic at females.
me not giving a fuck is gon get me in some drama. I be thinking as long as im upfront with these hoes there wont be no drama but the last 2 chicks wasnt having that even though they said they was cool with just being friends.
smh at me trying to throw logic at females.
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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INB4 "This is why we say no muckin wit coworkers" responses.
Damn her.
You told her upfront. Yeah she was cool wit it. But actuality, she was hoping SHE was gonna be the one to change your mind. Which is why she got upset.
In her head she feel like she wasted her time. But that's HER fault. B/c you told her upfront what the deal was. No one told her to sign the FB (F*** Buddy) Contract. She assumed you was gonna make her the next replacement, and she assumed wrong. Oh well. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
And when you do get that new job, you be sure to look at her and your soon to be ex-coworkers, then walk out that bitch on some Willie Dynamite s***...
Damn her.
You told her upfront. Yeah she was cool wit it. But actuality, she was hoping SHE was gonna be the one to change your mind. Which is why she got upset.
In her head she feel like she wasted her time. But that's HER fault. B/c you told her upfront what the deal was. No one told her to sign the FB (F*** Buddy) Contract. She assumed you was gonna make her the next replacement, and she assumed wrong. Oh well. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
And when you do get that new job, you be sure to look at her and your soon to be ex-coworkers, then walk out that bitch on some Willie Dynamite s***...
Recaptimus_Prime360;8944658 said:INB4 "This is why we say no muckin wit coworkers" responses.
Damn her.
You told her upfront. Yeah she was cool wit it. But actuality, she was hoping SHE was gonna be the one to change your mind. Which is why she got upset.
In her head she feel like she wasted her time. But that's HER fault. B/c you told her upfront what the deal was. No one told her to sign the FB (F*** Buddy) Contract. She assumed you was gonna make her the next replacement, and she assumed wrong. Oh well. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
And when you do get that new job, you be sure to look at her and your soon to be ex-coworkers, then walk out that bitch on some Willie Dynamite s***...
im saying. thats exactly what happened. dumb bitch. she knew what it was. and we talked about the fact that we work together. We agreed nothing between us crosses into the work place. she agreed. she not only fucking up my money, she fucking up her own money too.
I dont give a fuck about her heart being broken and her getting mad even though she knew the deal, im just pissed she bringing the drama to work.
TheBoyRo;8944950 said:
What's funnier is the fact that they've probably got niggas in the friendzone who'd give them exactly the kind of relationship they say they want, but they end up getting with niggas who only want them as a jumpoff.....even after they tell them up front that's all they want from them.
Hilarious.
I already posted this in the adhd thread but fuck it... last weekend some bitch told me shes gonna come over, a few hours before that she calls me and said she cant make it. So i called another bitch to come over.. ok we fuck and are laying in bed at 2. Am nearly asleep when my phone starts ringing again and again. After a while i picked up and it was the first bitch completly wasted and told me shes gonna be here in 5 min. So i had to get rid of the other one in 5 min. I jumped up and screamed at her that my friend had a very bad accident and she has to take her shit and leave now!! It worked i threw her out and 1 min later the wasted one showed up and i fucked her too. No need to say that there was no time to shower at all...
Elzo69Renaissance
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Elzo69Renaissance;8635821 said:
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Cain;8980075 said:Elzo69Renaissance;8979759 said:Elzo69Renaissance;8635821 said:
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
Lol at "Know you not my biggest fan" she low-key said you're still in your feelings
Naw that's bait. She threw that out there to see what kinda standings she's on wit that nigga. Ole plz forgive me azzz.
Perfect damn opportunity to milk this and scumbag smash her.
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TheNightKing
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Elzo69Renaissance;8979759 said:Elzo69Renaissance;8635821 said:
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
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Man, I was chopping it up with that choir boy @ap12 a few weeks ago and shit...we was shooting the shit, talkin bout the bitches we use to fuck wit, how and what they been up to now and shit, so we go back to talking about one particular night, and this nigga tells me:
Man do you remember that night I hit you up to come through to ole girl house, yo girl had a party and her cousins were all over there drinking and shit, and I was like yea, (I didn't fall through though) This nigga @ap12, bruh niggas aint shit
One of the chick's cousin that threw the party, @ap12 apparently hit it off with one of the cousins and he got ole girl to follow him back home to his apartment, Dude then tells me, him and the chick were on his couch talking and shooting the shits..it's getting late or whatnot, so dude said he decides to make his move, I'm assuming he smashed on his couch, dude said he got up and went in his room and got a blanket, and a couch arm pillow and covered the girl up with the blanket and gave her the couch arm pillow to lay her head on and told her that "he would keep the air off" if she needed anything, just knock on his door LOL..nigga left the poor girl out on his couch and went in his room and closed the door behind and went to sleep LOL, nigga I fucking have tears,
Now I don't give a shit about a chick status or persona, but this chick was pretty cool and a nice sweet chick, I asked that nigga mane why you did you do that to ole girl, Dude was like, shid, that couch was comfortable enough for her lay her ass on LOL
Nigga said he woke up that next morning and went to shake her to get up LOL "aye it's time to go"
Bruh niggas aint shit
Man do you remember that night I hit you up to come through to ole girl house, yo girl had a party and her cousins were all over there drinking and shit, and I was like yea, (I didn't fall through though) This nigga @ap12, bruh niggas aint shit
One of the chick's cousin that threw the party, @ap12 apparently hit it off with one of the cousins and he got ole girl to follow him back home to his apartment, Dude then tells me, him and the chick were on his couch talking and shooting the shits..it's getting late or whatnot, so dude said he decides to make his move, I'm assuming he smashed on his couch, dude said he got up and went in his room and got a blanket, and a couch arm pillow and covered the girl up with the blanket and gave her the couch arm pillow to lay her head on and told her that "he would keep the air off" if she needed anything, just knock on his door LOL..nigga left the poor girl out on his couch and went in his room and closed the door behind and went to sleep LOL, nigga I fucking have tears,
Now I don't give a shit about a chick status or persona, but this chick was pretty cool and a nice sweet chick, I asked that nigga mane why you did you do that to ole girl, Dude was like, shid, that couch was comfortable enough for her lay her ass on LOL
Nigga said he woke up that next morning and went to shake her to get up LOL "aye it's time to go"
Bruh niggas aint shit
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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HOH: The "F*** YO COUCH NIGGA" Edition
Lol!
Lol!
lol
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the shit. Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this nigga to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this nigga didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type shit...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for shits and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the shit. Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this nigga to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this nigga didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type shit...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for shits and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status
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