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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Any scumbagging planned for Labor Day?
I read the whole thread and Daaammmnnn I thought I wasnt shit lol
Well I got a few stories but imma keep em short
I fckd my ex's 2 sisters while i was still dating her one was younger the other was older
I fckd another one of my ex's whole click I'm tlkin every home girl she introduced me to I fckd
Also fckd a bitch while her child was in the same room watching spongebob and eating ice cream
An one time a chick actually scumbagged me bitch was fckin with me and my homeboy and I didn't even know it I was falling in love he was just digging in her when he showed me the pics of this bitch he was fckin needless to say I was crushed but since we didn't know we was fckin da same chick I wasn't mad at him just cussed the hoe out
Well I got a few stories but imma keep em short
I fckd my ex's 2 sisters while i was still dating her one was younger the other was older
I fckd another one of my ex's whole click I'm tlkin every home girl she introduced me to I fckd
Also fckd a bitch while her child was in the same room watching spongebob and eating ice cream
An one time a chick actually scumbagged me bitch was fckin with me and my homeboy and I didn't even know it I was falling in love he was just digging in her when he showed me the pics of this bitch he was fckin needless to say I was crushed but since we didn't know we was fckin da same chick I wasn't mad at him just cussed the hoe out
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TayGettem ;8334586 said:
I'm pretty sure a majority of us have done this. This rachet azzz chick I use to muck, had her 9yo son wide awake in the room next to the one we were smashing in. All she did (even when I came by late) was turn her stereo up so loud, you can hear it from outside. She just told him to stay in the room.
I know the lil nigga had to hear her. Hefa was loud, and didn't seem to care. Smh.
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geechee slim
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So I had to play daddy to a girl's son. Imma call this
"Me n Little Man."
I was getting close to a certain coworker. She's feelin me, but everytime I link with her she got her clique wit her. She'd invite me to join her for lunch and surprise all our coworkers are there. She'd give me an address to meet and surprise its her moms place (not hers). She'd say come outside the building right quick, and surprise, there she is with her son!
I aint nobody's daddy, but... Little Man looked lost.
Days go by and she was supposed to come by my house with another coworker. She said she was gonna get his father to babysit.... But I thought pops was in jail? Thats convenient. Anyway....
She comes by my house one night and says, "I'm so scared for my boy. I found out he did a Google search for "dick and pussy" I laughed. "He's only 8 years old, thats what young boys do! When I was his age we had Cinemax. Trust me it's no big deal." So we got on some Netflix, Moscato, smashed and she left...
Days later, she invites me to her place. She got little man in the living room playing Burnout on xbox. Ol girl asks me to join him while she gets ready. So I'm watching him play and I get a text from her. "Please talk to him!" I already know what she's talking about.
So I grab a controller and join a battle race. "So how ya grades little man? You doin good in school?.... taking good care of your mother? ...
time goes by and I ask him if he has a girlfriend. .. Pause. "Your mom loves you very much little man, but she's worried about you. These girls will make you lose your focus. Girls like boys with good grades! You play sports? What you wanna be when you're older?" ...
me and little man have a long chat. Who's his best friend, is he a class clown, things like that. Ol girl comes down and we were all sitting in the living room for a loooooong ass time. almost 2 hours. then the doorbell rang
... its the baby daddy coning to pick up little man. I didnt know he was outta jail, or even in the boy's life. I woukda left that girl talk to the daddy, right? I felt like a slimeball. He had on blue dickies and work boots, gloves stickin out his back pocket. Dude look like Anthony Hamilton and Pusha-T fused together. Dirty, like he just put in 10 hours digging a ditch... for me.
Ol girl says, "this is my coworker Irah." Dude looks at me, looks at little man, and says "c'mon boy lets go."
geechee slim
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I don't know if I'm telling a scumbag story, or if I'm secretly asking you guys for help
Recaptimus_Prime360
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I dunno, but you catch an L letting ole girl talk you into having that convo wit HER damn son. She knew the father was in his life. She should've had HIM talk to his son. Not you.
I can't stand hefas like that. I'm angry now. I'm goin to punch someone's hamster now.
I can't stand hefas like that. I'm angry now. I'm goin to punch someone's hamster now.
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Dirty Sanchez
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kingofkingz;8144964 said:
This nigga gets home from a 12 hour shift installing pipelines or some other real nigga shit...
Gotta go pick up his kid from this trifling ass chick who can't even give him the courtesy of bringing little man over cuz she got to get ready for a date,
Only to find some random ass nigga trying to pow wow with his seed....
Yea that was scumbag
Gotta go pick up his kid from this trifling ass chick who can't even give him the courtesy of bringing little man over cuz she got to get ready for a date,
Only to find some random ass nigga trying to pow wow with his seed....
Yea that was scumbag
TheNightKing
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Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with that chick. Dude obviously in his sons life and probably doing right by him, but she put you out there to do his job. Bet she didn't even mention it to him, or when she did, he had the same reaction you did. She didn't accept it so she put the bug in your ear, immediately playing you against that boy's father.
The fact that he wasn't pissed on sight probably means this ain't the first time she done had some other nigga kicking it with his son. Just hope you not the one he snaps on when he can't take it anymore, lol.
The fact that he wasn't pissed on sight probably means this ain't the first time she done had some other nigga kicking it with his son. Just hope you not the one he snaps on when he can't take it anymore, lol.
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Smh @ these single mothers lookin for replacements of niggas who are actually in their kids lives.
I thought you was better than this Geechee?
I thought you was better than this Geechee?
geechee slim
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I almost caught it like Ricky at the light. Let's talk about some trifelin' hoes... Ehem.
So I'm at the gas station after work. There's a cashier named Latoya, who is my coworker's sister. She got kids, and a man, and all that so I never talked to her like THAT. I go in line and Latoya's talking to some girl in a sun dress and flip flops. Kinda OK in the face, descent body. She wasn't in line to buy nothing, she was talking to Latoya at the cashiering desk.
So I wait, and she turns around and says "you can go ahead." Now, I know black women have this hair-trigger attitude, but I just wanted to fuck with these two. I bring up my items and the girl continues talking to Latoya while my stuff is getting rung up. I donno about yall but that shit really grinds my gears. So outta no where, I say.
"Latoya! Pay attention to me. I'm the one with the cash in my hand."
Both of them go silent, like they didn't know if I was playing or not.
Ol girl says "Well excuse me"
"And get me a casinoblack & mild plastic tip."( to Latoya)
I wouldn't say I put her in her place. But I could feel her eyes sizing me up. She's literally 3 inches next to me leaning on the cashiering counter. And then I nonchalantly look over to the girl's phone, a NOTE 3. I have a Note 2 and there's an easy way to spot fake ones: The case doesn't say SAMSUNG on the back. I say,
"Did that case come with that phone?"
"Why?"
"Does it say Samsung on the back?"
" / "
"Well, I hate to tell you this sweetheart but... it might be a fake."
"
"
"Is that a Note 3 or an S5? OK you have the stylus slot but.... where's your stylus?"
" > "
"Damn baby girl, your phone is fucked up."
Now her face is changed and she says, "I'll show you what it does say..."
She shows me her homescreen, a picture of some dude (the presumed baby daddy) with a pistol and a hand full of money. Then she looks back at me with that, "got the message?" kinda look. But I'm still at it.
"What is you, some kinda phone geek?" (Latoya laughs)
"I just know my specs. You don't know how a camera workbut I bet you got 1000 pics on facebook right?" We literally spent like 1 minute and a half going back n forth till girl turns and she says "She me your phone then." I say "my phone's in the car, lemme get it."
I'm paying for my stuff and she says "Latoya, lemme borrow $40." I say under my breath "but you got such a high-end phone," and I laugh and walk to the car. She pops her head out and yells "What $40 got to do with a high-end phone!" So I walk inside.... BIG mistake
I walk straight to her like "What did you say, I didn't hear you?"
(*serious) "what $40 got to do with a (quotation fingers) high end phone?!?"
"Well, I was just---"
"AHHH what ever boy stop."
Now I walk towards her like "wait you must've mis-- "
"AHHH! Stay back! HARRASSMENT!"
I swear to god this silly bitch is screamin harrassment.
I say "now wait a minute young lady. YOU asked me a question, and here I am. Now here you are trying to shame me in front of all these white folks. Nobody cares that your phone is fake."
"Aye.... Geek squad. You don't know me!"
"Actually, based on your phone, and your finances I would say YES! YES I DO know you! I know you very well! I've met you dozens of times." I started laughing and this bitch face looked like a surprised Krillin.
"Look Urkel. If you don't leaveme the fuck alone..."
I walk out "You need to do like Beyonce and upgrade"
"YOU need to upgrade."
"How much would that cost me? $40?" I laugh and walk off.
I go BACK in the car and rememeber, OH FUCK I forgot to get a lighter! So now I'm heading BACKin the store... In front of all these white folks who just saw a front seat roasting of Chris Rock vs Sommore. I get in line and she walks on the other side of the store where the door is. This white boy is in front of me and sees I have a lighter in my hand, and asks if he can use it when we step out.
Out the corner of my eye, a nigga walks in the store with a bucket hat. Ol girl quickly hugs him, then rushes him off to the other side of the store like she got something REALLY important to tell him.
OH SHIT... I'm bout to get kidnapped again,but for real this time!
I go to my car, but let the white boy use the lighter like I said. A nigga walks out right behind the white boy, right in front of my car and says, "aye which one of yall was talking to my girl?" In the face, this nigga look like Rosco P Goldchain from the "Got Damn" video.
That white boy politely said "not me" and just walked away in whiteboy fashion. Now it's me and Rosco face to face.
"Who's yo girl?"
"Aye dog,which one of them gal you been talkin to?" Now he's swingin his arms flexin.
"Well Latoya my friend but really my coworker sister but the other one--"
"Oh you know Latoya?"
Now his homeboy peeks HIS head out the window and THIS light-skinned nigga looks like Kid Ink in the face.
I'm sittin in the front seat, door ajar, left foot on the ground. I could be a total bitch and close the door and take off. OR, keep my left hand on this knife in my door console. I could stab the nigga in the neck. But he might got a gun, and I'll go out like the first few minutesof Menace to Society.
"........ it ain't like that like that."
"So you know her or you don't?"
"Like I said, that's my coworker sister, I don't talk to her like that. But the other one--
This nigga turns around and walks away in the same way the white boy did. I KNOW that bitch sent that nigga after me. Women are eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
So I'm at the gas station after work. There's a cashier named Latoya, who is my coworker's sister. She got kids, and a man, and all that so I never talked to her like THAT. I go in line and Latoya's talking to some girl in a sun dress and flip flops. Kinda OK in the face, descent body. She wasn't in line to buy nothing, she was talking to Latoya at the cashiering desk.
So I wait, and she turns around and says "you can go ahead." Now, I know black women have this hair-trigger attitude, but I just wanted to fuck with these two. I bring up my items and the girl continues talking to Latoya while my stuff is getting rung up. I donno about yall but that shit really grinds my gears. So outta no where, I say.
"Latoya! Pay attention to me. I'm the one with the cash in my hand."
Both of them go silent, like they didn't know if I was playing or not.
Ol girl says "Well excuse me"
"And get me a casinoblack & mild plastic tip."( to Latoya)
I wouldn't say I put her in her place. But I could feel her eyes sizing me up. She's literally 3 inches next to me leaning on the cashiering counter. And then I nonchalantly look over to the girl's phone, a NOTE 3. I have a Note 2 and there's an easy way to spot fake ones: The case doesn't say SAMSUNG on the back. I say,
"Did that case come with that phone?"
"Why?"
"Does it say Samsung on the back?"
" /
""Well, I hate to tell you this sweetheart but... it might be a fake."
"
""Is that a Note 3 or an S5? OK you have the stylus slot but.... where's your stylus?"
" >
""Damn baby girl, your phone is fucked up."
Now her face is changed and she says, "I'll show you what it does say..."
She shows me her homescreen, a picture of some dude (the presumed baby daddy) with a pistol and a hand full of money. Then she looks back at me with that, "got the message?" kinda look. But I'm still at it.
"What is you, some kinda phone geek?" (Latoya laughs)
"I just know my specs. You don't know how a camera workbut I bet you got 1000 pics on facebook right?" We literally spent like 1 minute and a half going back n forth till girl turns and she says "She me your phone then." I say "my phone's in the car, lemme get it."
I'm paying for my stuff and she says "Latoya, lemme borrow $40." I say under my breath "but you got such a high-end phone," and I laugh and walk to the car. She pops her head out and yells "What $40 got to do with a high-end phone!" So I walk inside.... BIG mistake
I walk straight to her like "What did you say, I didn't hear you?"
(*serious) "what $40 got to do with a (quotation fingers) high end phone?!?"
"Well, I was just---"
"AHHH what ever boy stop."
Now I walk towards her like "wait you must've mis-- "
"AHHH! Stay back! HARRASSMENT!"
I swear to god this silly bitch is screamin harrassment.
I say "now wait a minute young lady. YOU asked me a question, and here I am. Now here you are trying to shame me in front of all these white folks. Nobody cares that your phone is fake."
"Aye.... Geek squad. You don't know me!"
"Actually, based on your phone, and your finances I would say YES! YES I DO know you! I know you very well! I've met you dozens of times." I started laughing and this bitch face looked like a surprised Krillin.
"Look Urkel. If you don't leaveme the fuck alone..."
I walk out "You need to do like Beyonce and upgrade"
"YOU need to upgrade."
"How much would that cost me? $40?" I laugh and walk off.
I go BACK in the car and rememeber, OH FUCK I forgot to get a lighter! So now I'm heading BACKin the store... In front of all these white folks who just saw a front seat roasting of Chris Rock vs Sommore. I get in line and she walks on the other side of the store where the door is. This white boy is in front of me and sees I have a lighter in my hand, and asks if he can use it when we step out.
Out the corner of my eye, a nigga walks in the store with a bucket hat. Ol girl quickly hugs him, then rushes him off to the other side of the store like she got something REALLY important to tell him.
OH SHIT... I'm bout to get kidnapped again,but for real this time!
I go to my car, but let the white boy use the lighter like I said. A nigga walks out right behind the white boy, right in front of my car and says, "aye which one of yall was talking to my girl?" In the face, this nigga look like Rosco P Goldchain from the "Got Damn" video.
That white boy politely said "not me" and just walked away in whiteboy fashion. Now it's me and Rosco face to face.
"Who's yo girl?"
"Aye dog,which one of them gal you been talkin to?" Now he's swingin his arms flexin.
"Well Latoya my friend but really my coworker sister but the other one--"
"Oh you know Latoya?"
Now his homeboy peeks HIS head out the window and THIS light-skinned nigga looks like Kid Ink in the face.
I'm sittin in the front seat, door ajar, left foot on the ground. I could be a total bitch and close the door and take off. OR, keep my left hand on this knife in my door console. I could stab the nigga in the neck. But he might got a gun, and I'll go out like the first few minutesof Menace to Society.
"........ it ain't like that like that."
"So you know her or you don't?"
"Like I said, that's my coworker sister, I don't talk to her like that. But the other one--
This nigga turns around and walks away in the same way the white boy did. I KNOW that bitch sent that nigga after me. Women are eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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geechee slim;8345175 said:I almost caught it like Ricky at the light. Let's talk about some trifelin' hoes... Ehem.
So I'm at the gas station after work. There's a cashier named Latoya, who is my coworker's sister. She got kids, and a man, and all that so I never talked to her like THAT. I go in line and Latoya's talking to some girl in a sun dress and flip flops. Kinda OK in the face, descent body. She wasn't in line to buy nothing, she was talking to Latoya at the cashiering desk.
So I wait, and she turns around and says "you can go ahead." Now, I know black women have this hair-trigger attitude, but I just wanted to fuck with these two. I bring up my items and the girl continues talking to Latoya while my stuff is getting rung up. I donno about yall but that shit really grinds my gears. So outta no where, I say.
"Latoya! Pay attention to me. I'm the one with the cash in my hand."
Both of them go silent, like they didn't know if I was playing or not.
Ol girl says "Well excuse me"
"And get me a casinoblack & mild plastic tip."( to Latoya)
I wouldn't say I put her in her place. But I could feel her eyes sizing me up. She's literally 3 inches next to me leaning on the cashiering counter. And then I nonchalantly look over to the girl's phone, a NOTE 3. I have a Note 2 and there's an easy way to spot fake ones: The case doesn't say SAMSUNG on the back. I say,
"Did that case come with that phone?"
"Why?"
"Does it say Samsung on the back?"
" /
"Well, I hate to tell you this sweetheart but... it might be a fake."
"
"Is that a Note 3 or an S5? OK you have the stylus slot but.... where's your stylus?"
" >
"Damn baby girl, your phone is fucked up."
Now her face is changed and she says, "I'll show you what it does say..."
She shows me her homescreen, a picture of some dude (the presumed baby daddy) with a pistol and a hand full of money. Then she looks back at me with that, "got the message?" kinda look. But I'm still at it.
"What is you, some kinda phone geek?" (Latoya laughs)
"I just know my specs. You don't know how a camera workbut I bet you got 1000 pics on facebook right?" We literally spent like 1 minute and a half going back n forth till girl turns and she says "She me your phone then." I say "my phone's in the car, lemme get it."
I'm paying for my stuff and she says "Latoya, lemme borrow $40." I say under my breath "but you got such a high-end phone," and I laugh and walk to the car. She pops her head out and yells "What $40 got to do with a high-end phone!" So I walk inside.... BIG mistake
I walk straight to her like "What did you say, I didn't hear you?"
(*serious) "what $40 got to do with a (quotation fingers) high end phone?!?"
"Well, I was just---"
"AHHH what ever boy stop."
Now I walk towards her like "wait you must've mis-- "
"AHHH! Stay back! HARRASSMENT!"
I swear to god this silly bitch is screamin harrassment.
I say "now wait a minute young lady. YOU asked me a question, and here I am. Now here you are trying to shame me in front of all these white folks. Nobody cares that your phone is fake."
"Aye.... Geek squad. You don't know me!"
"Actually, based on your phone, and your finances I would say YES! YES I DO know you! I know you very well! I've met you dozens of times." I started laughing and this bitch face looked like a surprised Krillin.
"Look Urkel. If you don't leaveme the fuck alone..."
I walk out "You need to do like Beyonce and upgrade"
"YOU need to upgrade."
"How much would that cost me? $40?" I laugh and walk off.
I go BACK in the car and rememeber, OH FUCK I forgot to get a lighter! So now I'm heading BACKin the store... In front of all these white folks who just saw a front seat roasting of Chris Rock vs Sommore. I get in line and she walks on the other side of the store where the door is. This white boy is in front of me and sees I have a lighter in my hand, and asks if he can use it when we step out.
Out the corner of my eye, a nigga walks in the store with a bucket hat. Ol girl quickly hugs him, then rushes him off to the other side of the store like she got something REALLY important to tell him.
OH SHIT... I'm bout to get kidnapped again,but for real this time!
I go to my car, but let the white boy use the lighter like I said. A nigga walks out right behind the white boy, right in front of my car and says, "aye which one of yall was talking to my girl?" In the face, this nigga look like Rosco P Goldchain from the "Got Damn" video.
That white boy politely said "not me" and just walked away in whiteboy fashion. Now it's me and Rosco face to face.
"Who's yo girl?"
"Aye dog,which one of them gal you been talkin to?" Now he's swingin his arms flexin.
"Well Latoya my friend but really my coworker sister but the other one--"
"Oh you know Latoya?"
Now his homeboy peeks HIS head out the window and THIS light-skinned nigga looks like Kid Ink in the face.
I'm sittin in the front seat, door ajar, left foot on the ground. I could be a total bitch and close the door and take off. OR, keep my left hand on this knife in my door console. I could stab the nigga in the neck. But he might got a gun, and I'll go out like the first few minutesof Menace to Society.
"........ it ain't like that like that."
"So you know her or you don't?"
"Like I said, that's my coworker sister, I don't talk to her like that. But the other one--
This nigga turns around and walks away in the same way the white boy did. I KNOW that bitch sent that nigga after me. Women are eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
Wait. Seems to me ole boy ain't want then kinda problems if askin all them questions, only to walk away. Lol! That bitch could've got THAT nigga killed, runnin up on the wrong nigga.
banginscrew901
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Mane when chick's pop off at the mouth let em be ain't no telling if dude nose wide open and go off on the deep end. Ain't Naan Chick worth going to jail or even a free ride downtown
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Lol ole girl having a "SumSang" phone.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Lol @ ole girl showing Geechee her wallpaper of her fake thug she call a man, holdin a pistol and money.
I can go on FB and see that same s***. Lol.
I can go on FB and see that same s***. Lol.
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