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Recaptimus_Prime360
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ChillaDaGawd
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Knock_Twice;8298794 said:
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Cain;8298002 said:
Drop that story @Cain
illestni99ainne
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I know some scumbag stories gonna come to light with this Ashley Madison shit.
A moment in scumbagism. The summer after my junior in college I link up with my cuz and his boy at this bar in Ft. Lauderdale. My cuz has no game and falls in love with any chick that gives him their number. I'm surprised because he also brought trisha along. this guy he's been bragging about this girl for the last month or so, but it always falls on deaf ears. Trisha went to high school with us. I never paid attention to her cuz she was always in fatigues(rotc). I was stunned shorty had a banging little body on her. We at the bar for a few hours my cousin telling the lamest jokes trying to get a laugh out this broad. On the low she gave me the wink my cousins boy peeped it but said nothing. My cuz was and is still a massive weed head. We back at my crib blowing a few L's and eventually run out of trees. this fool and his boy decide to leave to go pick up more trees but this broad did not want to go. They were not gone 5 minutes I pounced on shorty and she was game. I knew I had a 30 minute window. I gave her the business. And dropped the kids off in her mouth. As I'm popping off my other cuz she comes home and sees this; she a little warm cuz I got a naked broad on the coach. Rule was I couldn't fuck in the family room. A few minutes go by my cuz and his boy are back with the trees this fool makes a beeline straight to her lips and kissed her. my other cousin and I look at each other and said nothing still to this day this fool has no clue. She was a down chick. She knew I had a girl and all; my boy sean and I ran many trains on her that summer. We even took 10k from her she was in charge of a sou sou. She had no clue we took that money. She was a bout it. My cuz never had a clue they eventually broke up the next year.
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only my Caribbean niggas gonna get this lmao bruh that chick ain't shit
I got one way from the 90s in my hoeing days.
I was with my nigga where he stayed with his people at this apt. complex. We outside chilling and we meet these two chicks. I hopped on Ashley, slim black cute thing with glasses. He hopped on her girl Martha, half white/half spanish with titties and these high ass shorts with the cheeks out. Now my nigga ain't really know how to talk to chicks but he had the whip so I had the mouth piece so it was all good. We was all chilling by by best friend house he was like call Martha for me. I hit her up and talked some shit and was like my nigga coming get you and smash. She was cool tell him come get me. I did that for him a lot because she stayed close to him. Remember these convos me and Martha have.
It was finally time for me to smash Ashley. She stayed close to where ol boy stayed so I spent the night and walked to her house. I was kinda hesitant cause it was her and grandma. She kept telling me it was cool. I was like fuck it I went. I get there and the TV is really loud. Like really fucking loud. Well her grams couldn't hear shit really. We go straight to her room and I start smashing and this bitch screaming. Grams never got up not once. Smh. I bust but wanted to go some more but I ain't have no more rubbers. What my dumb young ass do, go to the bathroom and wash the rubber out and put it back on. LMAO. That was the first and only time I smashed Ashley. I called for her again but her mama answered and was like don't call here no more. I never heard from her again.
Now here is the scumbag part.
A few months later, I'm by my cousin's house just chilling. My aunt is nowhere to be found. I get a page on my beeper. Didn't recognize the number. Called it back and its Martha. We talking and shit and she was like I want to see you. Neither one of us had cars so she was like I'll catch the bus there. I was like cool but you gotta bring a chick for my lil cuz and someone that's bout it. She was like don't worry about it. So we go pick these broads up from the bus stop (meaning me and cuz walked to the bus stop and walked them to the crib lol). So right off we in different rooms smashing. My lil cuz was smiling ear to ear cause I hooked him up. Martha had some great pussy. That bitch riding skills was the truth. I felt like a porn star. I fucked her a few times while she was there. Well the last time I hit her, my best friend called. He was like where Jay at. Cuz was like he smashing Martha. Little did I know my best friend was with ol boy who smashed Martha.
A lil while later Martha and her girl left. Martha's cousin came picked them up.
Like an hour later, my best friend and ol boy show up. This niggas ain't get out the car. Me and my best friend clowning this nigga. I'm like fuck that hoe man. He mad cause I fucked Ashley and Martha. Smh.
Like a month later, we all chilling and I called Martha and told him he was coming through she was like cool.
Side note: I smashed Martha for the last time like in 2006. She had her own apt. by then. I wanted to fuck her cousin too but she was acting salty kept saying she had an ol man. She wanted to watch me fuck Martha while she played with herself. I was looking at this naked ass bitch on the sofa playing with herself more than I was paying attention fucking Martha.
I was with my nigga where he stayed with his people at this apt. complex. We outside chilling and we meet these two chicks. I hopped on Ashley, slim black cute thing with glasses. He hopped on her girl Martha, half white/half spanish with titties and these high ass shorts with the cheeks out. Now my nigga ain't really know how to talk to chicks but he had the whip so I had the mouth piece so it was all good. We was all chilling by by best friend house he was like call Martha for me. I hit her up and talked some shit and was like my nigga coming get you and smash. She was cool tell him come get me. I did that for him a lot because she stayed close to him. Remember these convos me and Martha have.
It was finally time for me to smash Ashley. She stayed close to where ol boy stayed so I spent the night and walked to her house. I was kinda hesitant cause it was her and grandma. She kept telling me it was cool. I was like fuck it I went. I get there and the TV is really loud. Like really fucking loud. Well her grams couldn't hear shit really. We go straight to her room and I start smashing and this bitch screaming. Grams never got up not once. Smh. I bust but wanted to go some more but I ain't have no more rubbers. What my dumb young ass do, go to the bathroom and wash the rubber out and put it back on. LMAO. That was the first and only time I smashed Ashley. I called for her again but her mama answered and was like don't call here no more. I never heard from her again.
Now here is the scumbag part.
A few months later, I'm by my cousin's house just chilling. My aunt is nowhere to be found. I get a page on my beeper. Didn't recognize the number. Called it back and its Martha. We talking and shit and she was like I want to see you. Neither one of us had cars so she was like I'll catch the bus there. I was like cool but you gotta bring a chick for my lil cuz and someone that's bout it. She was like don't worry about it. So we go pick these broads up from the bus stop (meaning me and cuz walked to the bus stop and walked them to the crib lol). So right off we in different rooms smashing. My lil cuz was smiling ear to ear cause I hooked him up. Martha had some great pussy. That bitch riding skills was the truth. I felt like a porn star. I fucked her a few times while she was there. Well the last time I hit her, my best friend called. He was like where Jay at. Cuz was like he smashing Martha. Little did I know my best friend was with ol boy who smashed Martha.
A lil while later Martha and her girl left. Martha's cousin came picked them up.
Like an hour later, my best friend and ol boy show up. This niggas ain't get out the car. Me and my best friend clowning this nigga. I'm like fuck that hoe man. He mad cause I fucked Ashley and Martha. Smh.
Like a month later, we all chilling and I called Martha and told him he was coming through she was like cool.
Side note: I smashed Martha for the last time like in 2006. She had her own apt. by then. I wanted to fuck her cousin too but she was acting salty kept saying she had an ol man. She wanted to watch me fuck Martha while she played with herself. I was looking at this naked ass bitch on the sofa playing with herself more than I was paying attention fucking Martha.
I was at school at Southern around 02-03. My best friend hit me up late one night saying he met this chick named Laurel. She was riding back seat to her best friend, Kim and some dude she was fucking with. He was like I can throw you on Kim. I'm like cool. First day I came home, he hit them up and was like through to his people house. They show up. I go outside and see Laurel, Kim and the nigga she was with. At the time I didn't give a fuck. I walked to the car and spoke to everybody. I told Kim if you wanna holla, you gotta get rid of that nigga. Everybody start laughing. Laurel get out and Kim and her dude pull off. My best friend was like man you wild. We outside. Kim shows up, BY HERSELF. Mind you my nigga had smashed Laurel already. We go in the room. We used to have dark as fuck in there. We turn on a movie then turn that off and throw on some music. We smashing both of them. All of a sudden this nigga holla out switch like Bilal on House Party. Me and this nigga switch. We only did that once. I used to fuck Kim a lot after that. I remember hitting her at her crib where she stayed with her mama one time. We smashed on the couch. Moms came home and was like "lil nigga I hope you ain't nut on my couch. She was like it smell like badussy in here". Anybody watch How To Be A Player know what I'm talking bout. Her moms was cool as fuck. Gave us some drink. I smashed a lil later that night while her mama was there waiting on her nigga to come break her off. She was like "Mama gotta have a life too". Lol. Moms was fine as fuck. She got changed to a tank top with no bra and these tight ass shorts with camel toe galore.
AggyAF;8303243 said:
"A savings arrangement where a group of people each pool an equal amount of money for a period time (month, two weeks, etc) and after that time is up, one person in the group gets all that money. They keep doing this till everyone gets their turn and receives that full lump sum at least once."
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I'm kinda the opposite.
I hang with my family as well as friends
So if u b around me jump off or not more'n likely u gonna meet a couple of my family members
Some bitches have met my mother in passing and went out their way trying to impress. I'm looking at em like
My momma already know u a ho, this wasn't an introduction, she just happened to come around when u r here.
I hang with my family as well as friends
So if u b around me jump off or not more'n likely u gonna meet a couple of my family members
Some bitches have met my mother in passing and went out their way trying to impress. I'm looking at em like
My momma already know u a ho, this wasn't an introduction, she just happened to come around when u r here.
im single. Im chillin. off work and bored. I call the chat line to see what the womens talk'n about. I hear this chick and she sound nice but she looking for generous black males. this is about 02. So i link up and she give me the address and i slide over. She opens the door and INSTANTLY there was a connection.
She was thin thin. Lightskin. long fuzzy natural hair. my height. beautiful. we both said "oh" at the same time then laughed. We talked, she asked for money, $60, she called her weed man, he came hella fast, he chilled a minute, i was nervous, he bounced, she rolled up, shared about 2 blunts with me while we talked and watched tv, then she....
laid me down. unzipped me. went to town. Out of nowhere, she got busy, and i got busy, and we were vibin, and she rode me, and i got on top, and i hit it from the back, and she rode me again like she was in a Luke video, and we came. Then we fell asleep.
She let me sleep. I wasnt a John. She respected me. I joked, girl, i rocked your world just as much as u did mine. U gotta gimme somma dat money back. U want me to give u $30? Nawl girl, its cool, i was just playin. can i holla at you tomorrow? Cool.
Holla'ed back the next day and we had dine in, watched movies and comedy shows, kicked it, drank, chilled, talked, no sex, and fell asleep. Awesome. So i had to work for the next 5 days but i told her to hit me up. she never called me. Damn. i thought we had a good time. We, it was on some hooker shit. so i aint trip.
So the next weekend, im off. I call the chat line again to see whats goings zone. She hears my intro message and presses 1 to connect with a message: Its me. we had a good 2 days and i was suppose to call you but i lost your number, get back to me bye. I pressed * to block.
Fuck that bitch.
She was thin thin. Lightskin. long fuzzy natural hair. my height. beautiful. we both said "oh" at the same time then laughed. We talked, she asked for money, $60, she called her weed man, he came hella fast, he chilled a minute, i was nervous, he bounced, she rolled up, shared about 2 blunts with me while we talked and watched tv, then she....
laid me down. unzipped me. went to town. Out of nowhere, she got busy, and i got busy, and we were vibin, and she rode me, and i got on top, and i hit it from the back, and she rode me again like she was in a Luke video, and we came. Then we fell asleep.
She let me sleep. I wasnt a John. She respected me. I joked, girl, i rocked your world just as much as u did mine. U gotta gimme somma dat money back. U want me to give u $30? Nawl girl, its cool, i was just playin. can i holla at you tomorrow? Cool.
Holla'ed back the next day and we had dine in, watched movies and comedy shows, kicked it, drank, chilled, talked, no sex, and fell asleep. Awesome. So i had to work for the next 5 days but i told her to hit me up. she never called me. Damn. i thought we had a good time. We, it was on some hooker shit. so i aint trip.
So the next weekend, im off. I call the chat line again to see whats goings zone. She hears my intro message and presses 1 to connect with a message: Its me. we had a good 2 days and i was suppose to call you but i lost your number, get back to me bye. I pressed * to block.
Fuck that bitch.
ChillaDaGawd
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This is the final tale in my trilogy......this is the culmination of absolute brutal shit I went through as a young man of 15-17. This happened 6 months after the Chi Town incident. I.started feeling myself its sophomore year and I put on some muscle and my wave game was on point.
There was this nondescript ass chick I had eyes on and I would holla at her that she needs to start fucking with me. We get into it and she claiming me and all that shit. I started getting bored with it. Then this new chick pops up way sexier and better looking. This was back in the early 2000's before Nicki Minaj bitches was on Lil Kim's clit.
This bitch was hood as fuck...beehive hairdo, gold chain, long ass fingernails and was a yellobone on top of that too. Funny thing is she approached me first.. ..
Without thinking a nigga went with it. So now im fucking with both of these girls at the same time and I'm slowly starting to master juggling 2 girls at once.....then I got greedy.
I start hitting up this redbone who was in the same class as the 1st chick who we will call Forehead from now on. So Redbone sometimes threw me the eye at times and I'm thinking why not go for it.
I approached Red she gave me the eye but I was denied. I brush it off and continue doing what I do. Apparently Red told Yella I was fucking with Forehead. I never knew either of them had found out. The fucked up thing is they were setting me up.
Turns out they cousins. These bitches and about 15 of they hoodrat friends chased my ass all throughout the school. I missed my 2nd half of classes getting hiding from the security guards and these hoes.
I took a big L that day
There was this nondescript ass chick I had eyes on and I would holla at her that she needs to start fucking with me. We get into it and she claiming me and all that shit. I started getting bored with it. Then this new chick pops up way sexier and better looking. This was back in the early 2000's before Nicki Minaj bitches was on Lil Kim's clit.
This bitch was hood as fuck...beehive hairdo, gold chain, long ass fingernails and was a yellobone on top of that too. Funny thing is she approached me first.. ..
Without thinking a nigga went with it. So now im fucking with both of these girls at the same time and I'm slowly starting to master juggling 2 girls at once.....then I got greedy.
I start hitting up this redbone who was in the same class as the 1st chick who we will call Forehead from now on. So Redbone sometimes threw me the eye at times and I'm thinking why not go for it.
I approached Red she gave me the eye but I was denied. I brush it off and continue doing what I do. Apparently Red told Yella I was fucking with Forehead. I never knew either of them had found out. The fucked up thing is they were setting me up.
Turns out they cousins. These bitches and about 15 of they hoodrat friends chased my ass all throughout the school. I missed my 2nd half of classes getting hiding from the security guards and these hoes.
I took a big L that day
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