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sooner or later, someone is gonna say too much. a key word or something. and we gonna email them this thread with tag names lol

scumbag.
 
Dave2one6;8290838 said:
sooner or later, someone is gonna say too much. a key word or something. and we gonna email them this thread with tag names lol

scumbag.

That's why i stopped postin my stories.. can't have ya ruining my life

Anyways I feel like whenever geeche get a W we all get a W.

 
Thinking bout scumbaggin my wife by posting a fake "Present day" story (seen in her phone history this thread) so I know she lurking lol. Then again that shit might not end well and turn into another L.
 
T.Vick04;8291126 said:
Thinking bout scumbaggin my wife by posting a fake "Present day" story (seen in her phone history this thread) so I know she lurking lol. Then again that shit might not end well and turn into another L.

You don't want them kinda problems bruh. Keep that home life happy. Lol
 
T.Vick04;8291126 said:
Thinking bout scumbaggin my wife by posting a fake "Present day" story (seen in her phone history this thread) so I know she lurking lol. Then again that shit might not end well and turn into another L.

Do it!

 
Here is an L I took I first moved to Ft Lauderdale the first time. Back in the 90's Haitians got no love from the yanks down here in south florida , but I'm from New York. My gear and spit game was solid. This one cherokee( porn star) looking type broad would always give me the curve because I was a zoe. The a few other yank chicks let me smash. But this one broad I stayed at her neck never no play. Go to college and come back new degree new man. A few years go by and I see this thick chick at the OP(flea market). Im back at her neck and gave me the number. A few weeks of back and forth convo she was cool and was down for me to come through. On the day I thought was in; no answer. I gave up after that. a few weeks go by my cousin and I are at secrets in Miami getting saucey I got a text to come through with a bottle and a spliff. I'm already saucy grab a bottle and trees and run over to the greens in Lauderdale off of sunrise. She lived on the second floor. Bad move. Fuck It I was drunk and wanted to make up for these years she made me wait. I should have never gone in. There was men's clothing everywhere. She said it was cool and he was out of town. Fuck It after 2 l's and a few shots I was knee deep In the pussy. I sinning and thanking god at the same time. I'm making up for all my zoes these yanks skept on. I was surfing in this pussy I put my stamp on it. My dumb ass should've gotten up and bounced. Nope I got greedy. Another L and a few more shots I'm staking claim to her walls. My dumb ass decided to pick her up and reenact that one scene from baby boy. I was getting it in then I step on dudes shoes I go down like one of them yardies in those videos. Left leg pinned underneath me and she still riding until she realizes I'm in pain. We stop she helps me to the shower and she bathes me and in the process of dressing me the front door opens up. All I saw was gold teeth, wicks , and muscles. Plus a fist at my drunk jaw. I am not going to front on one good leg I went down. They now fighting like boxers in the living room. I'm trying to hop out the way and out the door. He remembered I was there and pushed/punched me I go rolling down these stairs. By now the greens are outside laughing cuz she on his back and I'm at the bottom of the stairwell. Hurting. One of the few times I've given thanks to the police because they stay patrolling the greens . A cop pulls up and starts questioning me. During all this everyone is out now laughing as I crawl around trying to find my shit. I get a stern warning from the cops now I have to drive myself home beat up and leaking now I have to explain things to my baby moms why I can't walk and I'm dirty. baby mom does not believe the story I gave her eventually I have to go to the er the next day because I can't get up out of bed. out of all of this i blew out my mcl and partial rip in my lcl. Fast forward today I got arthritis in my left knee. Over some pussy who would not have f***** me in high school.
 
rodbuddah;8297036 said:
Here is an L I took I first moved to Ft Lauderdale the first time. Back in the 90's Haitians got no love from the yanks down here in south florida , but I'm from New York. My gear and spit game was solid. This one cherokee( porn star) looking type broad would always give me the curve because I was a zoe. The a few other yank chicks let me smash. But this one broad I stayed at her neck never no play. Go to college and come back new degree new man. A few years go by and I see this thick chick at the OP(flea market). Im back at her neck and gave me the number. A few weeks of back and forth convo she was cool and was down for me to come through. On the day I thought was in; no answer. I gave up after that. a few weeks go by my cousin and I are at secrets in Miami getting saucey I got a text to come through with a bottle and a spliff. I'm already saucy grab a bottle and trees and run over to the greens in Lauderdale off of sunrise. She lived on the second floor. Bad move. Fuck It I was drunk and wanted to make up for these years she made me wait. I should have never gone in. There was men's clothing everywhere. She said it was cool and he was out of town. Fuck It after 2 l's and a few shots I was knee deep In the pussy. I sinning and thanking god at the same time. I'm making up for all my zoes these yanks skept on. I was surfing in this pussy I put my stamp on it. My dumb ass should've gotten up and bounced. Nope I got greedy. Another L and a few more shots I'm staking claim to her walls. My dumb ass decided to pick her up and reenact that one scene from baby boy. I was getting it in then I step on dudes shoes I go down like one of them yardies in those videos. Left leg pinned underneath me and she still riding until she realizes I'm in pain. We stop she helps me to the shower and she bathes me and in the process of dressing me the front door opens up. All I saw was gold teeth, wicks , and muscles. Plus a fist at my drunk jaw. I am not going to front on one good leg I went down. They now fighting like boxers in the living room. I'm trying to hop out the way and out the door. He remembered I was there and pushed/punched me I go rolling down these stairs. By now the greens are outside laughing cuz she on his back and I'm at the bottom of the stairwell. Hurting. One of the few times I've given thanks to the police because they stay patrolling the greens . A cop pulls up and starts questioning me. During all this everyone is out now laughing as I crawl around trying to find my shit. I get a stern warning from the cops now I have to drive myself home beat up and leaking now I have to explain things to my baby moms why I can't walk and I'm dirty. baby mom does not believe the story I gave her eventually I have to go to the er the next day because I can't get up out of bed. out of all of this i blew out my mcl and partial rip in my lcl. Fast forward today I got arthritis in my left knee. Over some pussy who would not have f***** me in high school.

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rodbuddah;8297036 said:
Here is an L I took I first moved to Ft Lauderdale the first time. Back in the 90's Haitians got no love from the yanks down here in south florida , but I'm from New York. My gear and spit game was solid. This one cherokee( porn star) looking type broad would always give me the curve because I was a zoe. The a few other yank chicks let me smash. But this one broad I stayed at her neck never no play. Go to college and come back new degree new man. A few years go by and I see this thick chick at the OP(flea market). Im back at her neck and gave me the number. A few weeks of back and forth convo she was cool and was down for me to come through. On the day I thought was in; no answer. I gave up after that. a few weeks go by my cousin and I are at secrets in Miami getting saucey I got a text to come through with a bottle and a spliff. I'm already saucy grab a bottle and trees and run over to the greens in Lauderdale off of sunrise. She lived on the second floor. Bad move. Fuck It I was drunk and wanted to make up for these years she made me wait. I should have never gone in. There was men's clothing everywhere. She said it was cool and he was out of town. Fuck It after 2 l's and a few shots I was knee deep In the pussy. I sinning and thanking god at the same time. I'm making up for all my zoes these yanks skept on. I was surfing in this pussy I put my stamp on it. My dumb ass should've gotten up and bounced. Nope I got greedy. Another L and a few more shots I'm staking claim to her walls. My dumb ass decided to pick her up and reenact that one scene from baby boy. I was getting it in then I step on dudes shoes I go down like one of them yardies in those videos. Left leg pinned underneath me and she still riding until she realizes I'm in pain. We stop she helps me to the shower and she bathes me and in the process of dressing me the front door opens up. All I saw was gold teeth, wicks , and muscles. Plus a fist at my drunk jaw. I am not going to front on one good leg I went down. They now fighting like boxers in the living room. I'm trying to hop out the way and out the door. He remembered I was there and pushed/punched me I go rolling down these stairs. By now the greens are outside laughing cuz she on his back and I'm at the bottom of the stairwell. Hurting. One of the few times I've given thanks to the police because they stay patrolling the greens . A cop pulls up and starts questioning me. During all this everyone is out now laughing as I crawl around trying to find my shit. I get a stern warning from the cops now I have to drive myself home beat up and leaking now I have to explain things to my baby moms why I can't walk and I'm dirty. baby mom does not believe the story I gave her eventually I have to go to the er the next day because I can't get up out of bed. out of all of this i blew out my mcl and partial rip in my lcl. Fast forward today I got arthritis in my left knee. Over some pussy who would not have f***** me in high school.

You get that lifetime L award. Haha. Mafuckas caught Ls here, but you gotta remember that L everytime you pop a aleve pill for that arthiritis.
 
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You get that lifetime L award. Haha. Mafuckas caught Ls here, but you gotta remember that L everytime you pop a aleve pill for that arthiritis. [/quote]

I can't even hit the gym like I use too. Leg work outs are very light, and I have to monitor my weight. Anytime I go over 200 pounds I'm in pain. I get cortisone shots time to time, all this over some pussy I should have never chased. One of my few L's.

 
Lol man, If I ever get time...I'mma pen the shit outta a book called Scumbags and Women..titled tha bitch that...

Met this chick, and again..and this shit never fucking fails..I know the script so well, I can almost say the shit before it's being said Lol

We in the middle of conversing and shit and here comes the bullshit: I know this shit so well, I can almost time the shit for when it comes into play Lol

Her - "I'm such and such age, and I'm just tired of dating different ppl and just kicking it, I'm too old for just being

friends or just kicking it, I'm off that and I'm looking for a relationship" you seem kool,

Me: - (me laughing/smiling cuz I know the bullshit ass question is about to come) oh fo sho, I hear you

Her - So what about you, what you're looking for
 
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Knock_Twice;8298001 said:
Lol man, If I ever get time...I'mma pen the shit outta a book called Scumbags and Women..titled tha bitch that...

Met this chick, and again..and this shit never fucking fails..I know the script so well, I can almost say the shit before it's being said Lol

We in the middle of conversing and shit and here comes the bullshit: I know this shit so well, I can almost time the shit for when it comes into play Lol

Her - "I'm such and such age, and I'm just tired of dating different ppl and just kicking it, I'm too old for just being

friends or just kicking it, I'm off that and I'm looking for a relationship" you seem kool,

Me: - (me laughing/smiling cuz I know the bullshit ass question is about to come) oh fo sho, I hear you

Her - So what about you, what you're looking for
 
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rodbuddah;8297036 said:
Here is an L I took I first moved to Ft Lauderdale the first time. Back in the 90's Haitians got no love from the yanks down here in south florida , but I'm from New York. My gear and spit game was solid. This one cherokee( porn star) looking type broad would always give me the curve because I was a zoe. The a few other yank chicks let me smash. But this one broad I stayed at her neck never no play. Go to college and come back new degree new man. A few years go by and I see this thick chick at the OP(flea market). Im back at her neck and gave me the number. A few weeks of back and forth convo she was cool and was down for me to come through. On the day I thought was in; no answer. I gave up after that. a few weeks go by my cousin and I are at secrets in Miami getting saucey I got a text to come through with a bottle and a spliff. I'm already saucy grab a bottle and trees and run over to the greens in Lauderdale off of sunrise. She lived on the second floor. Bad move. Fuck It I was drunk and wanted to make up for these years she made me wait. I should have never gone in. There was men's clothing everywhere. She said it was cool and he was out of town. Fuck It after 2 l's and a few shots I was knee deep In the pussy. I sinning and thanking god at the same time. I'm making up for all my zoes these yanks skept on. I was surfing in this pussy I put my stamp on it. My dumb ass should've gotten up and bounced. Nope I got greedy. Another L and a few more shots I'm staking claim to her walls. My dumb ass decided to pick her up and reenact that one scene from baby boy. I was getting it in then I step on dudes shoes I go down like one of them yardies in those videos. Left leg pinned underneath me and she still riding until she realizes I'm in pain. We stop she helps me to the shower and she bathes me and in the process of dressing me the front door opens up. All I saw was gold teeth, wicks , and muscles. Plus a fist at my drunk jaw. I am not going to front on one good leg I went down. They now fighting like boxers in the living room. I'm trying to hop out the way and out the door. He remembered I was there and pushed/punched me I go rolling down these stairs. By now the greens are outside laughing cuz she on his back and I'm at the bottom of the stairwell. Hurting. One of the few times I've given thanks to the police because they stay patrolling the greens . A cop pulls up and starts questioning me. During all this everyone is out now laughing as I crawl around trying to find my shit. I get a stern warning from the cops now I have to drive myself home beat up and leaking now I have to explain things to my baby moms why I can't walk and I'm dirty. baby mom does not believe the story I gave her eventually I have to go to the er the next day because I can't get up out of bed. out of all of this i blew out my mcl and partial rip in my lcl. Fast forward today I got arthritis in my left knee. Over some pussy who would not have f***** me in high school.

You motherfuckers go fucking learn about fucking with ppl ole ladies Lol..yall go learn..just keep living and fucking around...
 
rodbuddah;8297036 said:
Here is an L I took I first moved to Ft Lauderdale the first time. Back in the 90's Haitians got no love from the yanks down here in south florida , but I'm from New York. My gear and spit game was solid. This one cherokee( porn star) looking type broad would always give me the curve because I was a zoe. The a few other yank chicks let me smash. But this one broad I stayed at her neck never no play. Go to college and come back new degree new man. A few years go by and I see this thick chick at the OP(flea market). Im back at her neck and gave me the number. A few weeks of back and forth convo she was cool and was down for me to come through. On the day I thought was in; no answer. I gave up after that. a few weeks go by my cousin and I are at secrets in Miami getting saucey I got a text to come through with a bottle and a spliff. I'm already saucy grab a bottle and trees and run over to the greens in Lauderdale off of sunrise. She lived on the second floor. Bad move. Fuck It I was drunk and wanted to make up for these years she made me wait. I should have never gone in. There was men's clothing everywhere. She said it was cool and he was out of town. Fuck It after 2 l's and a few shots I was knee deep In the pussy. I sinning and thanking god at the same time. I'm making up for all my zoes these yanks skept on. I was surfing in this pussy I put my stamp on it. My dumb ass should've gotten up and bounced. Nope I got greedy. Another L and a few more shots I'm staking claim to her walls. My dumb ass decided to pick her up and reenact that one scene from baby boy. I was getting it in then I step on dudes shoes I go down like one of them yardies in those videos. Left leg pinned underneath me and she still riding until she realizes I'm in pain. We stop she helps me to the shower and she bathes me and in the process of dressing me the front door opens up. All I saw was gold teeth, wicks , and muscles. Plus a fist at my drunk jaw. I am not going to front on one good leg I went down. They now fighting like boxers in the living room. I'm trying to hop out the way and out the door. He remembered I was there and pushed/punched me I go rolling down these stairs. By now the greens are outside laughing cuz she on his back and I'm at the bottom of the stairwell. Hurting. One of the few times I've given thanks to the police because they stay patrolling the greens . A cop pulls up and starts questioning me. During all this everyone is out now laughing as I crawl around trying to find my shit. I get a stern warning from the cops now I have to drive myself home beat up and leaking now I have to explain things to my baby moms why I can't walk and I'm dirty. baby mom does not believe the story I gave her eventually I have to go to the er the next day because I can't get up out of bed. out of all of this i blew out my mcl and partial rip in my lcl. Fast forward today I got arthritis in my left knee. Over some pussy who would not have f***** me in high school.

Lmao I live in fort lauderdale, damn at that ether
 
Knock_Twice;8298001 said:
Lol man, If I ever get time...I'mma pen the shit outta a book called Scumbags and Women..titled tha bitch that...

Met this chick, and again..and this shit never fucking fails..I know the script so well, I can almost say the shit before it's being said Lol

We in the middle of conversing and shit and here comes the bullshit: I know this shit so well, I can almost time the shit for when it comes into play Lol

Her - "I'm such and such age, and I'm just tired of dating different ppl and just kicking it, I'm too old for just being

friends or just kicking it, I'm off that and I'm looking for a relationship" you seem kool,

Me: - (me laughing/smiling cuz I know the bullshit ass question is about to come) oh fo sho, I hear you

Her - So what about you, what you're looking for
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8298375 said:
Knock_Twice;8298001 said:
Lol man, If I ever get time...I'mma pen the shit outta a book called Scumbags and Women..titled tha bitch that...

Met this chick, and again..and this shit never fucking fails..I know the script so well, I can almost say the shit before it's being said Lol

We in the middle of conversing and shit and here comes the bullshit: I know this shit so well, I can almost time the shit for when it comes into play Lol

Her - "I'm such and such age, and I'm just tired of dating different ppl and just kicking it, I'm too old for just being

friends or just kicking it, I'm off that and I'm looking for a relationship" you seem kool,

Me: - (me laughing/smiling cuz I know the bullshit ass question is about to come) oh fo sho, I hear you

Her - So what about you, what you're looking for
 
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