scumbag!

[Dave2one6]

now why da fuck my story gotta get approved? i aint even talk about no biches. yes. biches i said gotdammit i said.

 

[geechee slim]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

Bruh if we did a straw poll right now, Elzo would be top 3 in the polls

Nah b, that geechieslim nigga L's are tragic. A nigga told him to shut up over the phown and he did for a month or two. That's a L you lose your best homie over from embarrassment.

this trained mercenary of the desert and jungles wanted to put a bullet in all four of my eyes. Bruh, I couldn't even watch The Terminator series after that shit. I feel just like that little white boy, ducking and unstoppable killing machine... from the future.

In the military, your colors (badges and ribbons) on your suit show exactly how badass you are. So when shorty told me about his stats, it sounded like he just finished grand theft auto. Sniper this, pistol that. this nigga could probably curve bullets.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

Bruh if we did a straw poll right now, Elzo would be top 3 in the polls

Nah b, that geechieslim nigga L's are tragic. A nigga told him to shut up over the phown and he did for a month or two. That's a L you lose your best homie over from embarrassment.

this trained mercenary of the desert and jungles wanted to put a bullet in all four of my eyes. Bruh, I couldn't even watch The Terminator series after that shit. I feel just like that little white boy, ducking and unstoppable killing machine... from the future.

In the military, your colors (badges and ribbons) on your suit show exactly how badass you are. So when shorty told me about his stats, it sounded like he just finished grand theft auto. Sniper this, pistol that. this nigga could probably curve bullets.

 

[kingofkingz]

I'm not ready to share my Ls cuz i don't know how to live with em yet

 

[Bussy_Getta]

I'm not ready to share my Ls cuz i don't know how to live with em yet

Admitting them is first step.

 

[geechee slim]

Book of L's Chapter 5:

The Proof is in the Pussy

I'll never forger April 11th 2006. Let's start by saying that women don't show any regard to the feelings of men. women only care about your feelings when they're trying to hurt you (ie killing someone's dog by putting it in the microwave). As a man you are biologically programmed to throw your feelings aside to satisfy her momentary happiness. Never let her see you down.

Remember the bitch from college named Tammy? Where all we did was fuck but we had nothing in common? She spent the night and I woke up with morning wood. my gym class would be starting at 9 o'clock, and if y'all know how I look you know gym isn't my top priority.

Anyhoo

Tammy was next to me and now I'm trying to get it in. She riding me and I get a text. She says "it's from your brother." The text reads...

"Detroit rapper Proof of Eminem's group D12 was gunned down in a violent altercation. "

I was soooo hurt. I turn the tv to MTV and it was confirmed. Mind you, I'm still inside her. But I was a big D12 fan... She wasn't hearing that. I'm losing blood in my boy because with every stroke I'm thinking

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Finally I let her off of me and say "I got a lot on my mind." She asked me to play one of Proof's verses. 2 tracks in she's like "They wack. They sound like black Eminems. This the dead nigga you talking about?"

Pretty heartless right? This is the same bitch whose grandmother passed and I fell back so that she can have her family time. Now here I am hurting from a Detroit legend and she's treating it like I spilled milk. I walk to the door and open it and say, "you know you can leave." But again, women hate rejection and she was not going to leave because I made her.

I go to the restroom and I pray to the rap gods. I thanked the Heavenly Father for Proof and every bar with the word bitch and hoe in it . Then I felt something come over me.

I put in the playlist Eminem's Superman and D12's Pimp Like Me. That's 8 minutes, no foreplay. I then proceeds to fuck her in a rape-like fashion. I'm choking her by the neck, telling her to "shut up you nasty bitch." as soon as Dina Rae started singing "you just a hoe" she was diggin' the song and fully submitted.

You could say me and Proof got laid-to-rest at the same damn time.

 

[geechee slim]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

I would buy that damn book. Lol

Shit I'd buy it too lol.

Need to get ol girl with the infamous "Boy, that's my car" line to write the preface.

damn i been looking for that thread and the person who told that story

I remember that shit lmao. Pitiful.

Somebody fill me in.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

@Geechy Slim, I f a broad would have pulled that while O was mourning Pimp C, I would probably be locked up. You're a strong man my dude.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

Mobile posting, can't edit.

 

[Dupac]

Lol at that proof story

 

[rodbuddah]

This scumbag shit is hilarious. I rarely post, but I may have to share.

 

[geechee slim]

^^^ don't hold back.

 

[Dave2one6]

now why da fuck my story gotta get approved? i aint even talk about no biches. yes. biches i said gotdammit i said.

@Dave2one6 try posting your story again bruh. I verified your acct so you should be straight

Thanks. whew. i dont think i wanna post now since im on the sober end of the day lol.

 

[K_Fisher]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

Bruh if we did a straw poll right now, Elzo would be top 3 in the polls

Nah b, that geechieslim nigga L's are tragic. A nigga told him to shut up over the phown and he did for a month or two. That's a L you lose your best homie over from embarrassment.

this trained mercenary of the desert and jungles wanted to put a bullet in all four of my eyes. Bruh, I couldn't even watch The Terminator series after that shit. I feel just like that little white boy, ducking and unstoppable killing machine... from the future.

In the military, your colors (badges and ribbons) on your suit show exactly how badass you are. So when shorty told me about his stats, it sounded like he just finished grand theft auto. Sniper this, pistol that. this nigga could probably curve bullets.

This had me in tears.

 

[Trollio]

Use to mess with this seperated chick last year. Husband was too controlling, had money, and she wanted to be free so they lived im different parts of town.

it was down the way from my job so i mostly took showers at her place, did my laundry, stole drinks every now and again, and fucked her into submission. Bitch even gave me a spare key.

One night while i was over, she skype her and asks her to show her the house cuz he thinking someone there. Nigga i pullled them sheets over my head and laid stiff while she argued with this Nigga and showed him he was tripping. Soon as she got hi, off the phone i fucked her face and dipped out

 

[geechee slim]

...Bitch even gave me a spare key.

One night while i was over, she skype her and asks her to show her the house cuz he thinking someone there. Nigga i pullled them sheets over my head and laid stiff while she argued with this Nigga and showed him he was tripping.

Lmfao... nigga. I bet when she got off skype you was like

 

[Mastery]

Use to mess with this seperated chick last year. Husband was too controlling, had money, and she wanted to be free so they lived im different parts of town.

it was down the way from my job so i mostly took showers at her place, did my laundry, stole drinks every now and again, and fucked her into submission. Bitch even gave me a spare key.

One night while i was over, she skype her and asks her to show her the house cuz he thinking someone there. Nigga i pullled them sheets over my head and laid stiff while she argued with this Nigga and showed him he was tripping. Soon as she got hi, off the phone i fucked her face and dipped out

 

[AZTG]

Fuck it. One more.

When I was a senior in high school, being stupid as shit, I had to take some classes with juniors cause it was a class I failed and had to pass to graduate.

So in one of those classes, there was a girl that moved there like the first month or two of the year. Cute ass shit. From a east European country, don't remember which, I do remember her having some deep blue eyes. Also had a cute ass accent. And she was Muslim.

Anyway, I talked to her a few times and it felt to me like she was feeling me. I say cool. Ima fuck her. Began talking to her more, and man bitch was dumb as a bag of rocks. I wasn't desperate for pussy so I was like man fuck this I can't talk to this bitch. Plus being that she was a virgin and a Muslim, it looked like I wasn't gonna get to fuck, and I wasn't interested in her 1 bit other then to fuck.

So I say fuck it. Stop talking to her. She gets with this Arabic dude later on. He is the definition of Arab money. Family rich as fuck. They bought him a Benz when he got his licence and a Bentley when he graduated. That rich.

I graduate high school and don't see her for 2 years, until I walk into a class in college and see the bitch.

I go sit right next to her, she lights up, we talk. She still cute as fuck. I still wanna fuck. So I'm like cool.

After class she invited me to get a cup of coffee so we can catch up. I get her number. We talk. She practically throwing herself at me.

Like a week or two later i invite her to the crib to chill and we fuck. The sex wasn't great but she was cute and pussy got wet, sometimes that's all that matters.

Here comes the scumbag part.

When we first met back up in class she had a ring on her finger. I ain't never asked. She ain't never told. And I never saw her with it again.

A week or two after we begin fuckin, I walk into class and I see her sitting with the same Arabic dude she got with in highschool. Now we were in the same grade in HS so we knew each other. Never friends but we was cool. I go take my seat next to her. He gives me dap. And says like "Selam Aleykum, make sure keep an eye out for my wife, she too cute and dudes always approaching her" or something like that. I was like word? No doubt I got you, its all love.

Shit was hilarious. After he left i asked her like yo you married him? She said yea. I said damn good for you, his family rich as fuck, no wonder you walking around looking like money.

And we continued fucking all semester. And a while after too. Since I found out she was married to him and had money she would pay for everything, buy me stuff, paid my cell phone bill a few times.

And the sex got better. She ain't know shit at first cause she only had sex with her husband, so she wasn't really comfortable doing much at first, but i eventually got her to the point that I was busting nuts on her face, stomach etc..

And I would occasionaly see her husband before class and he would shake my hand and ask me to keep an eye out on his girl not knowing he was paying for my cell phone and his girl was swallowing my kids.

He never found out. Good thing too cause he was rich enough to get me killed.

 

[AZTG]

Use to mess with this seperated chick last year. Husband was too controlling, had money, and she wanted to be free so they lived im different parts of town.

it was down the way from my job so i mostly took showers at her place, did my laundry, stole drinks every now and again, and fucked her into submission. Bitch even gave me a spare key.

One night while i was over, she skype her and asks her to show her the house cuz he thinking someone there. Nigga i pullled them sheets over my head and laid stiff while she argued with this Nigga and showed him he was tripping. Soon as she got hi, off the phone i fucked her face and dipped out

This reminds me of a story. Not sure if its scumbagery or not but it was one of the scariest moments of my life. I'll type it up later when I have some time.

 

[kingofkingz]

Why do yall niggas luv fuckin other men's bitches so much?