scumbag!

[Mastery]

Yo that shit reminded me of a one sided fight on middle evil that actually serves as a scumbag story,

This nigga Aaron was messing with a white chick and broke up with her, so we in the cafeteria and he in his feelings, do we convince him to flick peas at her...

Like after the fifth pea, she gets mad and stands up, he gets mad and stands up right with her, we already laughing....

But no one expected this nigga to pick this chick up and last ride power bomb her in the middle of the cafeteria.... Yo the whole cafe exploded, and she struggle popped up, only to have this nigga ready himself and deliver the smoothest straight right hand I ever remember seeing in my life.....

As fucked up as that shit was, it was still like the funniest shit ever

Got damn!!! Y'all hyped Aaron up to beat the dog shit out his ex girl haha

 

[major pain]

Okay so we going into L territory..one time I was at a club steaming drunk. Am on the floor with a group of people really getting into it so I see this girl I had the biggest crush on for years and she spots me as well ( She was wasted too).Next thing I know she just charges at me and jumps on me.I caught her and tried to lift her dirty dancing style..why?I'll never know.Anyway she tried to wrap her legs around my neck but her momentum had sealed her fate.I lost control and swung her backwards and smack into the ground.

In my head I was trying this

But what actually happened was this..

Ol girl was out for a good minute but thank goodness she was alright after .Never saw her again after that.I also had the pleasure of carrying the nickname "Randy savage" for a couple of months!

 

[riddlerap]

best thread in weeks.. maybe months.

 

[bdbdbd]

*ToothPick voice*

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA i was fooling y'all, maaaaan, I WAS FOOLING Y'ALL...those were jokes.

whoooo, whoooo.... ahaha

man fuck this im gone"

:|

Someone ban this nigga for a week. How dare he defile the sacristy of this thread. Lets bury all this niggas' post in this thread and act like it didn't happen.

que hombre?

 

[kingofkingz]

Nigga fuck u

 

[bdbdbd]

@UnknownUser

story was as real as the air that you breathing right now

you seen "dont be a menace "?

peep the first scene


if you still dont get it, i aint mad at ya bruh..

shit if someone made me read those long ass posts then revealed it was a lie id probably wanna "ghost dad" that nigga through the innernetz too

 

[texas409]

so time goes on, we get back together, we break up, we get back together, break up, the cycle repeats itself.

and one time, i cant remebmer the exact convo but she questions my performance in the sack... and i replied (i dont know why), something along the lines of "cus your pussy feel different everytime we fuck, its confusing me, cus sometimes you real tight and sometimes you like loose, not real loose but loose"...now remember at this time she the only bitch i fucked..... so i was genuinely confused, like how is it so. and she looks me dead in the eye and ses "probably cus sometimes i fucked (insert her original ex from my first posts name here)". so yeh apparantly everytime we broke up she was fucking her ex. bear in mind when we broke up it was her choice, and we always broke up when he got back into the country...so yeh do the math

L6, L7...you know what i aint counting the Ls no more

im not even gonna go into the rest of the story cus its too long but the ultimate L was so toward the end of our 3 year r/ship, we were talking about marriage and shit, butch got me looking at places for us to get married and blah blah blah... i find somwhere (yup sucka shit) and she like nah i want this one (way more expensive), im like cool let me check it out, come back like "yeh thats cool", she like nah actually i want this one (even more expensive)... im like ok but this is the one.....then she turn around and say "BDBDBD this aint gonna happen"..... "the fuck you mean this aint gonna happen?"

long story short, she turn around and tell me... "im getting married"...im like "yeh i know im looking at all these stupid fucking buildings i cant afford of course we getting married" and she says "nah im not getting married to you im getting married to my ex" (not verbatim)

lord of lords... my heart. MY LORD, the way my heart sunk to the soles of my feet.

 

[In Your Moms Room]

I say this humbly. But I definitely had the most scumbag story. Shout out to all the scumbags of the allhiphop community tho. I see you.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

I say this humbly. But I definitely had the most scumbag story. Shout out to all the scumbags of the allhiphop community tho. I see you.

I'm not doubting your scumduggery, but you got have legit completion in this thread. Geechee Slim, Mastery and KingofKingz are dropping 40pts per game with triple doubles. Hell, Geechee Slim is posting a 0-82 win loss record.

 

[Mastery]

I say this humbly. But I definitely had the most scumbag story. Shout out to all the scumbags of the allhiphop community tho. I see you.

 

[In Your Moms Room]

Call me steph in your mom's room curry. Mvp already locked up.

 

[Mastery]

Call me steph in your mom's room curry. Mvp already locked up.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

So all the L's have been written about? Bring out the W's then

my nigga plz there are definitely more Ls out there, ill bless the thread after dinner

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

So all the L's have been written about? Bring out the W's then

my nigga plz there are definitely more Ls out there, ill bless the thread after dinner

Oh gawd no. You got worse stories??? Lol

 

[Dupac]

Now I understand why they call him L-zo

 

[CP203]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

Bruh if we did a straw poll right now, Elzo would be top 3 in the polls

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Hey fuck yall niggaz lmao u aint living if u aint laughing at urself abd ur misgivings

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Btw Geechie def out Ls me, shit i can box and me and niggas were thorough in the streets...aint nobody d ever have me cower on the phone lol u my nigga tho @Geechie

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Is Elzo really making a case for the L king

Bruh if we did a straw poll right now, Elzo would be top 3 in the polls

Nah b, that geechieslim nigga L's are tragic. A nigga told him to shut up over the phown and he did for a month or two. That's a L you lose your best homie over from embarrassment.

Oh Geechee definitely got one of the top 3 spots. Bet money that nigga rocking a Kevlar vest under every day he go out.