Elzo69Renaissance
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JonnyRoccIT;8137563 said:
ure the one w the ills u tell me
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ure the one w the ills u tell me
I've been debatin' on whether or not to share this story/situation/relationship cuz it's full of L's for me but there's also some GOATS too so I think it's evened out lol...so fuck it I'll share...pretty much how and why I became a scumbag...
Went to Bike Week back in tha early 2000's wit' 2 of my niggaz. We get a suite at a hotel on tha strip. Me and my niggaz on tha balcony takin' in tha sites gettin' lifted when we get sprayed wit' some water. We all look up and there's a balcony full of chicks right above us. 1 chick in particular bad as fuck...she looked like Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks combined...anyway me and me niggaz start talking shit to them when Tyra Campbell broad say "Why don't you come up here and talk to me face to face??" My dude who I'm wit' always thought he was fucking Super Fly Pretty Ricky so he says "Shiiit baby...I'm on way up NOW!!" she like "Nah...not you!! That light skinned curly haired nigga!" (1 goat for me)...I leave out tha room to go upstairs but not before I drag my nigga for his L lol...I get up there and we start chopping it up and she hits me wit' tha whole "I didn't wanna come but my sisters needed me to help pay for tha room...this not my style or scene...blah blah blah" so I convince me niggaz to hit tha strip and she does tha same wit her girls...so now we in my room drinking...I start sucking titties and playing in tha pussy (2nd GOAT for me)...my niggaz come back and I leave them niggaz outside...slid tha cooler in tha hallway and all..after about an hour of trying to get my dick wet she's say she not down to fuck so she bounces leaving me wit' my 1st documented case of blue balls (and my 1st L)...flash forward to 2 weeks later she calls me and says she's been thinking about me and wants to meet up...she stay about 45 mins away so I go check her and get tha ass that night (3rd GOAT)...she lived wit her sisters and her pops who was blind and confined to a wheelchair (GOAT for me L for her)...
Now to make a long story short I'll hit keys points...
Shorty was 5 years older than me wit' a degree, working on her masters and had a good job (W)
Moved to my to my city abt a month after we start fucking around (W)
Say she don't like condoms, can't get pregnant and we both took tests to make sure fucking raw was cool (W)
She was a freak AND she liked it on tha ass (Super W)
Now more L's
Found out she moved to my city becuz her ex was here (L)
Dropped out of school and quit her job (L)
We break up and fuck semi-regular for a minute till she hits me with tha "it's a miracle!! I can have babies and I'm pregnant!" (L)
Drive her to Charlotte for an abortion (L)
She gets a phone call while we waiting and her phone on super high and I hear a nigga on tha other line say "You at tha spot?? That nigga still thinking it's his?!" (Super Dooper L)
Waited for her to go in tha back for her procedure, got in my whip, dipped and hit 77 back home playing Bitches Ain't Shit tha whole ride...she might still be there for all I know...
And there you have it...birth of a scumbag...
Went to Bike Week back in tha early 2000's wit' 2 of my niggaz. We get a suite at a hotel on tha strip. Me and my niggaz on tha balcony takin' in tha sites gettin' lifted when we get sprayed wit' some water. We all look up and there's a balcony full of chicks right above us. 1 chick in particular bad as fuck...she looked like Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks combined...anyway me and me niggaz start talking shit to them when Tyra Campbell broad say "Why don't you come up here and talk to me face to face??" My dude who I'm wit' always thought he was fucking Super Fly Pretty Ricky so he says "Shiiit baby...I'm on way up NOW!!" she like "Nah...not you!! That light skinned curly haired nigga!" (1 goat for me)...I leave out tha room to go upstairs but not before I drag my nigga for his L lol...I get up there and we start chopping it up and she hits me wit' tha whole "I didn't wanna come but my sisters needed me to help pay for tha room...this not my style or scene...blah blah blah" so I convince me niggaz to hit tha strip and she does tha same wit her girls...so now we in my room drinking...I start sucking titties and playing in tha pussy (2nd GOAT for me)...my niggaz come back and I leave them niggaz outside...slid tha cooler in tha hallway and all..after about an hour of trying to get my dick wet she's say she not down to fuck so she bounces leaving me wit' my 1st documented case of blue balls (and my 1st L)...flash forward to 2 weeks later she calls me and says she's been thinking about me and wants to meet up...she stay about 45 mins away so I go check her and get tha ass that night (3rd GOAT)...she lived wit her sisters and her pops who was blind and confined to a wheelchair (GOAT for me L for her)...
Now to make a long story short I'll hit keys points...
Shorty was 5 years older than me wit' a degree, working on her masters and had a good job (W)
Moved to my to my city abt a month after we start fucking around (W)
Say she don't like condoms, can't get pregnant and we both took tests to make sure fucking raw was cool (W)
She was a freak AND she liked it on tha ass (Super W)
Now more L's
Found out she moved to my city becuz her ex was here (L)
Dropped out of school and quit her job (L)
We break up and fuck semi-regular for a minute till she hits me with tha "it's a miracle!! I can have babies and I'm pregnant!" (L)
Drive her to Charlotte for an abortion (L)
She gets a phone call while we waiting and her phone on super high and I hear a nigga on tha other line say "You at tha spot?? That nigga still thinking it's his?!" (Super Dooper L)
Waited for her to go in tha back for her procedure, got in my whip, dipped and hit 77 back home playing Bitches Ain't Shit tha whole ride...she might still be there for all I know...
And there you have it...birth of a scumbag...
Oh yeah...also forgot to share how my sisters and mom drug me for years about wife'n a bitch from Bike Week...even gave her tha name La'Monica (her name was Monica but they added tha La' just to make it sound ratchet lol)
"How's La'Monica?? Still working on that master's??"
"Where's La'Monica?? On tha back of a bike somewhere??"
"When we gonna see our niece or nephhh...ohhhh yeah...we forgot!! Never mind!" Smh
"How's La'Monica?? Still working on that master's??"
"Where's La'Monica?? On tha back of a bike somewhere??"
"When we gonna see our niece or nephhh...ohhhh yeah...we forgot!! Never mind!" Smh
Recaptimus_Prime360
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"Waited for her to go in tha back for her procedure, got in my whip, dipped and hit 77 back home playing Bitches Ain't Shit tha whole ride...she might still be there for all I know..."
Mastery;8137831 said:
Sure tha fuck did my dude lol...young nigga was getting regular raw pussy wit' all tha freaky shit a nigga could dream of...I was oblivious to any of tha signs I was getting...i.e all tha furniture in her new apt signed for by a nigga named Brad...her niece calling ME Brad 1 day...her telling me she was having a housewarming party wit' some friends and I say "Do what you want" and she responds "if I did what I wanted I wouldn't be NO GOOD!" Well I actually broke up wit' her then...but it shouldn't have gotten that fary dude lol...I learned tho and never got caught slippin' again...I started giving that shit never receiving (nh)
JonnyRoccIT
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Trillfate;8137921 said:@johnyroccit we talkin bout your model right? post/pm her social networks...
lol iono think ima just leave it alone...can't let ppls Control my emotions/actions.
Just wash my hands wit em & Glo up on they ass...got big shit in the works anyways . But I'll shoot you her info if you want it still
CottonCitySlim
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Knock_Twice;8136279 said:
yea man, first time i fucked a dudes wife he stalked a nigga for 4 months.
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blatalian;8137772 said:
I never post here and I've been a member for years, but I had to today. Back in 2003 my baby mother and I moved back from Queens to Miami. With no job beside driving escorts around I thought I'd be a porn director or some type of photographer. My baby moms was working at this call center called PRC in Dade. She got tight with this banging red bone who she brought around all the time. So one day shortie is at the crib and sees all my cameras and said she'd be down to take pics. Baby mom was like okay, but not at the crib because her aunt use to live with us. We grabbed some trees and easy jesus and headed to 68th and Biscayne. Got a room for $40.00 for a few hours we smoking and drinking taking pics of shortie in all types of positions. In the back of my mind I'm praying baby moms would be down for a 3some, but she already gave me the NO look. An hour or two passes and I think the degenerate gods were on my side. The weed was too strong for baby moms she takes a nap and for some reason the motel lost power in the rain. I didn't even wait I jumped on shortie and slide in. She never said no I kept plowing hoping the lights would stay off. Baby moms hears us she gets up she is screaming and yelling hitting me and trying to turn on the lights and she thinks I have something to do with it. the light eventually come back on she is losing it and looks down and sees my babies dripping out of shortie. That was almost the end of my pic taking biz
Here is another. in 2006 exxxotica came to miami. My sister owned a club in hollywood (1/2 way between miami and ft lauderdale) Moe's was the spot. My lodge brother use to live on the chat lines and met this chick who swore she was bad. But this bird was on the west coast of the state in naples. 2 hour drive to miami/ft lauderdale. Somehow he convinces her to jump on the greyhound under the premise she would get to sell pussy out the club. I still didn't believe him, but I'm always down for some degenerate shit. he convinces me to go along for a ride to North Miami Beach to pick this chick up. I was blown away with what I saw. This chick had the best ass to waist ratio I ever saw but had these nasty scars running across her face its like she caught a street corner face lift. that is not even the half this chick came off the bus wearing daisy dukes in stripper shoes and a wife beater. She was cherokee bad. had to know what brought her to Dade. This buffoon tells me her dude is in jail and needed money to get him out. So she is selling pussy to raise up money. We take her to our favorite spot on Biscayne Boulevard to test the goods. This broad came with nothing. Never in my life have I ever seen anyone take a condom and use it as a hair tie, but she did. She had no clue what was coming next we went straight for her ass. I still can hear her screaming oh my god only dogs fuck in the ass. My boy and I start barking at this bitch while we took turns rearranging her insides. We abused every orifice she had. Once done we took her to the club. niggas who hung out there knew what we were up to when we walked in cuz shortie look like she went 12 rounds. She couldn't get one sell. Before the last bus left we took her back to the train station and watched her take her dejected ass back home. She made no money and caught mad dick and babies in her throat. I don't think buddy got bailed out that day. My lodge brothers still laugh at that one.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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rodbuddah;8139886 said:
Naw damn that. That's HER fault. She wrong for bringing ole girl around, getting a room, and allowing you to take seductive pics in freaky positions.
No sir. Do NOT hang your head down in shame. You sir, are a Scumbag Patriot, and I military salute you...
Warning: These 2 stories arent about me smutting out chicks.
Ok, these 2 stories are different, but the same.
I was in the 3rd grade. We sometimes go to other classes for different subjects, to show us what high school is like. So we are in a science class taught by a 3rd grade teacher whose own class went to our class to get the mathematics of the day.
So we in her class (big ol lady. big big lady) and this girl, lets call her maddy, gets in trouble for some reason. im setting next to Des. So maddy has to put her hands on the desk to get paddled. (relax. chill guys. this is 1985.) at the same time, this special ed lady walked in. she was kinda hot. she looked like janet from threes company, and shirley feenie from laverne and shirley. she had on a big puffy shirt, but it was sheer and white. Des says to me, about 10 seconds after Maddy got swatted, " Look, u can see that lady bra." I surpressed my laughter so hard, that it sounded like a car hitting its brakes before a close accident. Des wasnt as creative or so lucky.
Like clock work, our own teacher walks in to retreive us. Fat science teacher is mad. our teacher, did i tell u he was an italian teacher working in the inner inner city of the 216 and also was a failure baseball player who had education as his plan B. yeah, he was that dude. Known for hittin home runs off lil niggaz asses since the 50's.
He's like "not for nothin but, what happen?" Miss fat lady says " well, she was acting up so i had to paddle her bottom, and when i did, THAT ONE OVER THERE, started laughing." Mr Hank Ruth was like " look at me. so u sitting over here laughing while she is gettin punished? it was funny? funny how? like a clown? it amused u?"
He says " Hand on your toes!" and he grabs the paddle that miss fat lady hands to him. Des is pleading for his life, " i wasnt laffin bout that, i wasnt laffin bout that!" And im sitting there like " hell yeah, we wasnt laffin bout that."
And i wanted to stop him before Vino Corleon hit a triple...... But what could i say? What the FUCK... could i say?
"Excuse me Mr. Don, we, i mean, He, wasnt laughing at the paddling of Maddy, we, i mean HE, was laughing because we can see that lady bra thru the back of her shirt!"
and in my fragile little 9 yr old mind, i realized that the truth would have caused me to get a paddle too. Wasnt no sense on both of us getting fucked up.
ScumBag.
I will give part 2, on request.
Ok, these 2 stories are different, but the same.
I was in the 3rd grade. We sometimes go to other classes for different subjects, to show us what high school is like. So we are in a science class taught by a 3rd grade teacher whose own class went to our class to get the mathematics of the day.
So we in her class (big ol lady. big big lady) and this girl, lets call her maddy, gets in trouble for some reason. im setting next to Des. So maddy has to put her hands on the desk to get paddled. (relax. chill guys. this is 1985.) at the same time, this special ed lady walked in. she was kinda hot. she looked like janet from threes company, and shirley feenie from laverne and shirley. she had on a big puffy shirt, but it was sheer and white. Des says to me, about 10 seconds after Maddy got swatted, " Look, u can see that lady bra." I surpressed my laughter so hard, that it sounded like a car hitting its brakes before a close accident. Des wasnt as creative or so lucky.
Like clock work, our own teacher walks in to retreive us. Fat science teacher is mad. our teacher, did i tell u he was an italian teacher working in the inner inner city of the 216 and also was a failure baseball player who had education as his plan B. yeah, he was that dude. Known for hittin home runs off lil niggaz asses since the 50's.
He's like "not for nothin but, what happen?" Miss fat lady says " well, she was acting up so i had to paddle her bottom, and when i did, THAT ONE OVER THERE, started laughing." Mr Hank Ruth was like " look at me. so u sitting over here laughing while she is gettin punished? it was funny? funny how? like a clown? it amused u?"
He says " Hand on your toes!" and he grabs the paddle that miss fat lady hands to him. Des is pleading for his life, " i wasnt laffin bout that, i wasnt laffin bout that!" And im sitting there like " hell yeah, we wasnt laffin bout that."
And i wanted to stop him before Vino Corleon hit a triple...... But what could i say? What the FUCK... could i say?
"Excuse me Mr. Don, we, i mean, He, wasnt laughing at the paddling of Maddy, we, i mean HE, was laughing because we can see that lady bra thru the back of her shirt!"
and in my fragile little 9 yr old mind, i realized that the truth would have caused me to get a paddle too. Wasnt no sense on both of us getting fucked up.
ScumBag.
I will give part 2, on request.
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