scumbag!

[Stew]

Skimmed the thread...got a bunch of talent here on the IC, lot of creatives.

Half u niggas should be authors...fiction of course.

I know u got some stories from that boiler room son.

 

[MD_PROPER]

Hurt people, hurt people....ctfu

 

[bdbdbd]

A

if you still reading, welcome back to the BDBDBD L chronicles

so yeh, from this point we were "together" for three-ish years.

oh lawd the amount of Ls i caught in those 3 years.

actually... L3 for Dating this motherfucker for 3 years

so during this 3 year "relationship we broke up like 12 times.

but all these times we broke up we were still talking regularly. so she would proceed to tell me bout dudes she was checking and shit. One situation i remember was this white dude that was tryna holla at her. he was a "rapper". and one time she told me how they were hanging out and shit, then he was driving her home and when they got to her house, he whipped his dick out and she was jacking him. i was fuming, started interrogating her and all that, then i dont know why (maybe male pride) i sed "so what was he bigger than me (nh)". she replied "yeh"... my niggas..... my soul didnt burn slow, it burned in reverse, the ether seeped into all my pleasant memories, of her, of childhood, of getting good grades in my school, of my first hit of a spliff, EVERY motherfucking memory i had since birth got ethered. i mean as a brother of colour its hard enough knowing a white dude hang lower than you (nh) but the love of your life telling you that...words cannot explain

and to make matters worse cus he was a rapper and i made beats we even linked up a couple times to exchange music, this motherfucker gave me a ride home one time after me dropping off a beat CD to him.

L 3, 4 and 5

3rd post Below

...the rest of the story doesn't matter. K...Y...S!

Yall, back off the homie @bdbdbd , he just poured out his soul to us. NH, just in case. @bdbdbd , bruh, I am going to schedule a counseling session with ya to help you overcome this L.

haha its all good my G, that was a solid 3 year lesson on how not to love these hoes.

we all gotta learn someway, just thought id throw up my unique lesson for some laughs.

in saying that, how much you run for these sessions??? just asking for a friend

 

[dalyricalbandit]

@bdbdbd

has more L's in his story than a @sion post

 

[geechee slim]

the story of Nora Behr, aka Momma Bear.

So, I had this housekeeping gig where we set up a few luxury condos and clean um, and drop off linens for the guests. So theres housekeepers (mostly ladies), housemen (men) and Dispatch.

Theres a lady named Nora, a housekeeping inspector. Real cool and kinda fuckable. She says "Ira you might meet my daughters today so DON'T BE FRESH!! ( Quote-Unquote)

I get a phone call in the room and hear

"Do you wanna help Tianna with her room?"

"Who's Tianna?"

"Nora's daughter."

".... of course. It never hurts to help."

*Grinch smile

I get over there and introduce. She got an attitude but she real real cute. And I coulda swore she was winking at me from time to time. We get to chatting.

"Why you act like such a dweeb? You need a girlfriend or something? "

"Why you so stressed? You wanna smoke this blunt or something?"

"Hold up... You got weed?"

We step off behind the condos neer a dumpster and blow down a piece a blunt I had. I thought i saw her wink at me so i kiss her hand. She gives me a shotgun, kisses me, and blows out the smoke. We get back in her room and it's back to the kissing. Then we hear someone walk in the suite...

*sniff sniff

"The hell smell like cabbage and foot?"

Tiarra takes OFF in a blitz to the rear bathroom. I'm in the kitchen acting like I'm washing dishes. Nora goes to the room Tiarra is in. 2 minutes later Nora comes to me and slaps the top of my head like three times. She was chest-to-chest on her tippy toes with a finger pointed in my face.

"NO! NO NO NO! DON'T!!!

... And you KNOW what I mean!"

Tiarra leaves with her mom, turns at me and winks her eye again! So later at the office I tell Nora, "you know I kinda like your daughter. Why I can't take her out?"

"No! Irah, you didn't notice her eye flinching? She got a head problem."

 

[Stew]

Nigga said his Zodiac sign is an L..........

 

[K_Fisher]

Okay so we going into L territory..one time I was at a club steaming drunk. Am on the floor with a group of people really getting into it so I see this girl I had the biggest crush on for years and she spots me as well ( She was wasted too).Next thing I know she just charges at me and jumps on me.I caught her and tried to lift her dirty dancing style..why?I'll never know.Anyway she tried to wrap her legs around my neck but her momentum had sealed her fate.I lost control and swung her backwards and smack into the ground.

In my head I was trying this

But what actually happened was this..

Ol girl was out for a good minute but thank goodness she was alright after .Never saw her again after that.I also had the pleasure of carrying the nickname "Randy savage" for a couple of months!

 

[bdbdbd]

hahahahahah

@UnknownUser

you a funny motherfucker

actually hit me up on some doctor phil shit....

hahaha

 

[bdbdbd]

*ToothPick voice*

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA i was fooling y'all, maaaaan, I WAS FOOLING Y'ALL...those were jokes.

whoooo, whoooo.... ahaha

man fuck this im gone"

:|

 

[geechee slim]

My bad bdbdb, Imma wait till I post next time. Im still reading your story n didnt know it was posted

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

*ToothPick voice*

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA i was fooling y'all, maaaaan, I WAS FOOLING Y'ALL...those were jokes.

whoooo, whoooo.... ahaha

man fuck this im gone"

:|

Someone ban this nigga for a week. How dare he defile the sacristy of this thread. Lets bury all this niggas' post in this thread and act like it didn't happen.

lmaooo whattt.???

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Hey everyone. Can I have your attention.

Due to the overabundance of L's in this thread, I've spoken to Jay and Greg. Starting Monday, AHH will create a forum for the IC Grief Counselors to speak to those who are still gettin over their L's.

There will also be a Scumbag Anonymous meeting Wednesday night @ 7pm. This for those who are still in their scumbag ways, but wanna change.

Thanks,

Management

The IC: Where the only letters in the alphabet that matters when scumbagging or getting scumbagged, is "W" and "L"

 

[Stew]

I don't wanna change. I got more work to do son.

 

[reapin505]

Okay so we going into L territory..one time I was at a club steaming drunk. Am on the floor with a group of people really getting into it so I see this girl I had the biggest crush on for years and she spots me as well ( She was wasted too).Next thing I know she just charges at me and jumps on me.I caught her and tried to lift her dirty dancing style..why?I'll never know.Anyway she tried to wrap her legs around my neck but her momentum had sealed her fate.I lost control and swung her backwards and smack into the ground.

In my head I was trying this

But what actually happened was this..

Ol girl was out for a good minute but thank goodness she was alright after .Never saw her again after that.I also had the pleasure of carrying the nickname "Randy savage" for a couple of months!

 

[Dupac]

the story of Nora Behr, aka Momma Bear.

So, I had this housekeeping gig where we set up a few luxury condos and clean um, and drop off linens for the guests. So theres housekeepers (mostly ladies), housemen (men) and Dispatch.

Theres a lady named Nora, a housekeeping inspector. Real cool and kinda fuckable. She says "Ira you might meet my daughters today so DON'T BE FRESH!! ( Quote-Unquote)

I get a phone call in the room and hear

"Do you wanna help Tianna with her room?"

"Who's Tianna?"

"Nora's daughter."

".... of course. It never hurts to help."

*Grinch smile

I get over there and introduce. She got an attitude but she real real cute. And I coulda swore she was winking at me from time to time. We get to chatting.

"Why you act like such a dweeb? You need a girlfriend or something? "

"Why you so stressed? You wanna smoke this blunt or something?"

"Hold up... You got weed?"

We step off behind the condos neer a dumpster and blow down a piece a blunt I had. I thought i saw her wink at me so i kiss her hand. She gives me a shotgun, kisses me, and blows out the smoke. We get back in her room and it's back to the kissing. Then we hear someone walk in the suite...

*sniff sniff

"The hell smell like cabbage and foot?"

Tiarra takes OFF in a blitz to the rear bathroom. I'm in the kitchen acting like I'm washing dishes. Nora goes to the room Tiarra is in. 2 minutes later Nora comes to me and slaps the top of my head like three times. She was chest-to-chest on her tippy toes with a finger pointed in my face.

"NO! NO NO NO! DON'T!!!

... And you KNOW what I mean!"

Tiarra leaves with her mom, turns at me and winks her eye again! So later at the office I tell Nora, "you know I kinda like your daughter. Why I can't take her out?"

"No! Irah, you didn't notice her eye flinching? She got a head problem."

Yo you got me looking crazy as hell in this bar laughing my ass off

 

[Dupac]

Okay so we going into L territory..one time I was at a club steaming drunk. Am on the floor with a group of people really getting into it so I see this girl I had the biggest crush on for years and she spots me as well ( She was wasted too).Next thing I know she just charges at me and jumps on me.I caught her and tried to lift her dirty dancing style..why?I'll never know.Anyway she tried to wrap her legs around my neck but her momentum had sealed her fate.I lost control and swung her backwards and smack into the ground.

In my head I was trying this

But what actually happened was this..

Ol girl was out for a good minute but thank goodness she was alright after .Never saw her again after that.I also had the pleasure of carrying the nickname "Randy savage" for a couple of months!

I quit

 

[AZTG]

This thread keeps getting funnier and funnier.

 

[Mastery]

This thread keeps getting funnier and funnier.

Be even better if more women shared, instead of two lol

 

[K_Fisher]

so time goes on, we get back together, we break up, we get back together, break up, the cycle repeats itself.

and one time, i cant remebmer the exact convo but she questions my performance in the sack... and i replied (i dont know why), something along the lines of "cus your pussy feel different everytime we fuck, its confusing me, cus sometimes you real tight and sometimes you like loose, not real loose but loose"...now remember at this time she the only bitch i fucked..... so i was genuinely confused, like how is it so. and she looks me dead in the eye and ses "probably cus sometimes i fucked (insert her original ex from my first posts name here)". so yeh apparantly everytime we broke up she was fucking her ex. bear in mind when we broke up it was her choice, and we always broke up when he got back into the country...so yeh do the math

L6, L7...you know what i aint counting the Ls no more

im not even gonna go into the rest of the story cus its too long but the ultimate L was so toward the end of our 3 year r/ship, we were talking about marriage and shit, butch got me looking at places for us to get married and blah blah blah... i find somwhere (yup sucka shit) and she like nah i want this one (way more expensive), im like cool let me check it out, come back like "yeh thats cool", she like nah actually i want this one (even more expensive)... im like ok but this is the one.....then she turn around and say "BDBDBD this aint gonna happen"..... "the fuck you mean this aint gonna happen?"

long story short, she turn around and tell me... "im getting married"...im like "yeh i know im looking at all these stupid fucking buildings i cant afford of course we getting married" and she says "nah im not getting married to you im getting married to my ex" (not verbatim)

lord of lords... my heart. MY LORD, the way my heart sunk to the soles of my feet.

SHIT NIGGA WHERE DOES IT END !??? GOT DAYUM YOUR ZODIAC SIGN IS AN L

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[Dupac]

Yo that shit reminded me of a one sided fight on middle evil that actually serves as a scumbag story,

This nigga Aaron was messing with a white chick and broke up with her, so we in the cafeteria and he in his feelings, do we convince him to flick peas at her...

Like after the fifth pea, she gets mad and stands up, he gets mad and stands up right with her, we already laughing....

But no one expected this nigga to pick this chick up and last ride power bomb her in the middle of the cafeteria.... Yo the whole cafe exploded, and she struggle popped up, only to have this nigga ready himself and deliver the smoothest straight right hand I ever remember seeing in my life.....

As fucked up as that shit was, it was still like the funniest shit ever