scumbag!

[Dave2one6]

after reading y'all stories i no longer feel ashamed to share mines

Chick from the hood i was crushing finally became available, so I got in her ear and got her panties wet, so she invited me back to the crib

Got to her spot and reached for a glove from my center console, it was empty but I was damned if this moment was gonna pass me by, so baresy it was gonna be

Go in her crib and we started freaking soon as we closed the door, after about 5 minutes she like "fuck me already" I said "i ain't got a condom but I 'm clean"

Man i swear 5 pumps in and I shoot off like a rocket, so much nut i had a delayed reaction of grunting, soon as I go uhh-she says "baby don't come in me", I'm thinking like shiiitt too late, i slide out and she go "I'm ovulating"

I got dressed and got out of there so fast, next few days we kick it & talk on the phone, then as I usually do after getting the pussy i started avoiding her

Bout a month and a half go by and she calls and leave a msg talking about she pregnant, I straight dodged her for a minute, next thing I know she fucking with this nigga from the hood across the way, so i figured she got an abortion

Some years go and my lady, her sister, and I are at the restaurant, ol girl walks in and she looks straight forward avoiding eye contact, behind her is a little girl approximately 5 years old and ol boy she got with after me

They pass by and my wife says to me "Wow that little girl's a cutie, she looks just like you", we laugh and I say "girl you silly" and that was the end of that

Like I told the other nigga, this is scumbag shit, not deadbeat fathers bruh.

Fuck you jack.

 

[geechee slim]

In Charleston we're called Slimeballs.

Imma tell yall the story of "mama bear" in a minute.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

Kick that story @"geechee slim". We need the comedy.

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[BangEm_Bart]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

This thread should be called the Thread of L's

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

I would buy that damn book. Lol

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

This thread should be called the Thread of L's

Thread title need to change to "Tales of the Scumbag, Scumbagged, and L's

 

[jee504]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

I would buy that damn book. Lol

Shit I'd buy it too lol.

Need to get ol girl with the infamous "Boy, that's my car" line to write the preface.

damn i been looking for that thread and the person who told that story

 

[HustleThaDon]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

I would buy that damn book. Lol

Shit I'd buy it too lol.

Need to get ol girl with the infamous "Boy, that's my car" line to write the preface.

damn i been looking for that thread and the person who told that story

I remember that shit lmao. Pitiful.

 

[bdbdbd]

aight so ima probably be posting a story real soon... not sure whether it will be an L or Scumbag...time will tell. but until the situation goes down allow me to entice your minds with the story of epic L-ness that led to the potential scumbag/L story.

so im fucking with this chick....nay.... let me rewind a lil further back.

i start University, first week, obviously all the parties are made for you to meet people and socialise with, so im rolling with these new niggas i never met before but they cool. We end up in the Uni bar.

Now i bump into this chick who i randomly crossed paths with on many occasions many years before my uni days(one of which is also a L.. a mini L but an L none the less). so we start chopping it up, talking and what not. This chick is bad as hell i tell you....BAD AS HELL, booty, titties, face, skin, legs, pussy (which i later found out about)...everything on point. So im chatting to her and these new dudes think im a G cus they see me laying claim to potentially the baddest chick in our university. obviously everyone has separate tastes but everyone would agree that she was atleast an 8.9345 out of 10

so we all decide to roll to a next bar (me and my boys her and her girls...bare in mind all her friends are busted, so i salute my Gs for holding it for the cause, tho in saying that as soon as we got to the next bar they all ducked and went and found chicks of their own). we in there getting tipsy and shit then it comes to the end of the night, i tell her roll back with me, she like "cool"...but then she gets a call, looks at me all nonchalantly and ses oh its my ex (sholda-been-a-red-flag). Now the second bar was in my area and she aint know where she was, so she motions the phone towards me and says (again with ultimate coolness) can you tell him where we are cus hes coming to pick me up....like we aint just agree you coming back with me(shoulda-been-a-red-flag-2). I aint afraid to admit it, i was a sucka at this age.... so i was like "yeh cool"... i look back at it now and am angry how i could have ever allowed myself to even entertain the idea of the fulfilling her request... but that aint even the worst part... so i take the phone on some captain-save-a-hoe shit, and im like (in my most thuggish voice) "yo wattup" (thinking ima bond with the nigga, on some we appreciate the same kinda hoes shit), the reply i get back is

"where is she"

im thinking, "what, i dont even get a motherfucking hi/hello", but i play it off cool..."she at *destination*".

the motherfucker got his info and just hung up... there was no "thankyou", no"cool" or "aight", he didnt even say "ok". the motherfucker couldnt even produce two fucking letters to acknowledge my bitchassness. i mean if i could go back in time i would whoop my younger self. i understand i failed simple and plain.

anyway next day i text her on some oh how was the rest of your night blah blah blah shit. we talk for a while.

L 1

now that was the very first day i re-met her

2/3 weeks later we link up and shit, and i end up fucking her, swear to god it was the happiest moment of my then-life. bitch took my virginity (late bloomer WHUT), i standardly told her the reason i bussed that nut so quick was cus i hadnt had sex in a couple years cus i went through a rough relationship and was waiting for the one that i loved... she bought it.

L2

2nd post soon come

 

[bdbdbd]

if you still reading, welcome back to the BDBDBD L chronicles

so yeh, from this point we were "together" for three-ish years.

oh lawd the amount of Ls i caught in those 3 years.

actually... L3 for Dating this motherfucker for 3 years

so during this 3 year "relationship we broke up like 12 times.

but all these times we broke up we were still talking regularly. so she would proceed to tell me bout dudes she was checking and shit. One situation i remember was this white dude that was tryna holla at her. he was a "rapper". and one time she told me how they were hanging out and shit, then he was driving her home and when they got to her house, he whipped his dick out and she was jacking him. i was fuming, started interrogating her and all that, then i dont know why (maybe male pride) i sed "so what was he bigger than me (nh)". she replied "yeh"... my niggas..... my soul didnt burn slow, it burned in reverse, the ether seeped into all my pleasant memories, of her, of childhood, of getting good grades in my school, of my first hit of a spliff, EVERY motherfucking memory i had since birth got ethered. i mean as a brother of colour its hard enough knowing a white dude hang lower than you (nh) but the love of your life telling you that...words cannot explain

and to make matters worse cus he was a rapper and i made beats we even linked up a couple times to exchange music, this motherfucker gave me a ride home one time after me dropping off a beat CD to him.

L 3, 4 and 5

3rd post Below

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

if you still reading, welcome back to the BDBDBD L chronicles

so yeh, from this point we were "together" for three-ish years.

oh lawd the amount of Ls i caught in those 3 years.

actually... L3 for Dating this motherfucker for 3 years

so during this 3 year "relationship we broke up like 12 times.

but all these times we broke up we were still talking regularly. so she would proceed to tell me bout dudes she was checking and shit. One situation i remember was this white dude that was tryna holla at her. he was a "rapper". and one time she told me how they were hanging out and shit, then he was driving her home and when they got to her house, he whipped his dick out and she was jacking him. i was fuming, started interrogating her and all that, then i dont know why (maybe male pride) i sed "so what was he bigger than me (nh)". she replied "yeh"... my niggas..... my soul didnt burn slow, it burned in reverse, the ether seeped into all my pleasant memories, of her, of childhood, of getting good grades in my school, of my first hit of a spliff, EVERY motherfucking memory i had since birth got ethered. i mean as a brother of colour its hard enough knowing a white dude hang lower than you (nh) but the love of your life telling you that...words cannot explain

and to make matters worse cus he was a rapper and i made beats we even linked up a couple times to exchange music, this motherfucker gave me a ride home one time after me dropping off a beat CD to him.

L 3, 4 and 5

3rd post Below

Ay dog...just stop right here. Shit too much brah

 

[kingofkingz]

Hahaha nahh bruh keep going )

 

[bdbdbd]

so time goes on, we get back together, we break up, we get back together, break up, the cycle repeats itself.

and one time, i cant remebmer the exact convo but she questions my performance in the sack... and i replied (i dont know why), something along the lines of "cus your pussy feel different everytime we fuck, its confusing me, cus sometimes you real tight and sometimes you like loose, not real loose but loose"...now remember at this time she the only bitch i fucked..... so i was genuinely confused, like how is it so. and she looks me dead in the eye and ses "probably cus sometimes i fucked (insert her original ex from my first posts name here)". so yeh apparantly everytime we broke up she was fucking her ex. bear in mind when we broke up it was her choice, and we always broke up when he got back into the country...so yeh do the math

L6, L7...you know what i aint counting the Ls no more

im not even gonna go into the rest of the story cus its too long but the ultimate L was so toward the end of our 3 year r/ship, we were talking about marriage and shit, butch got me looking at places for us to get married and blah blah blah... i find somwhere (yup sucka shit) and she like nah i want this one (way more expensive), im like cool let me check it out, come back like "yeh thats cool", she like nah actually i want this one (even more expensive)... im like ok but this is the one.....then she turn around and say "BDBDBD this aint gonna happen"..... "the fuck you mean this aint gonna happen?"

long story short, she turn around and tell me... "im getting married"...im like "yeh i know im looking at all these stupid fucking buildings i cant afford of course we getting married" and she says "nah im not getting married to you im getting married to my ex" (not verbatim)

lord of lords... my heart. MY LORD, the way my heart sunk to the soles of my feet.

 

[bdbdbd]

i aint never felt no ether like that before.... you know the worst part... the whole time we were in a relationship, she was talking bout, love aint real, the people that hurt you only hurt you cus you allow them to..... and i try to argue that, but as soon as she sed she was marrying her ex, i saw the truth. and been on some "Fuck these bitches" ever since

oh and to circle back to my original post.

she called me yesterday basically telling me she love me, her and her husband are together but apart i.e. he supports her finacially but thats it. and she wants to hook up with me...i feel like fucking her outta revenge... but im not sure if that would be an L or a W

as fucked up as all that shit sounded, im glad that my first girlfriend/ "love" was her cus it taught me a million lessons, the most important....dont trust these motherfucking hoes, and treat them as bad as they will probably treat you...

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

so time goes on, we get back together, we break up, we get back together, break up, the cycle repeats itself.

and one time, i cant remebmer the exact convo but she questions my performance in the sack... and i replied (i dont know why), something along the lines of "cus your pussy feel different everytime we fuck, its confusing me, cus sometimes you real tight and sometimes you like loose, not real loose but loose"...now remember at this time she the only bitch i fucked..... so i was genuinely confused, like how is it so. and she looks me dead in the eye and ses "probably cus sometimes i fucked (insert her original ex from my first posts name here)". so yeh apparantly everytime we broke up she was fucking her ex. bear in mind when we broke up it was her choice, and we always broke up when he got back into the country...so yeh do the math

L6, L7...you know what i aint counting the Ls no more

im not even gonna go into the rest of the story cus its too long but the ultimate L was so toward the end of our 3 year r/ship, we were talking about marriage and shit, butch got me looking at places for us to get married and blah blah blah... i find somwhere (yup sucka shit) and she like nah i want this one (way more expensive), im like cool let me check it out, come back like "yeh thats cool", she like nah actually i want this one (even more expensive)... im like ok but this is the one.....then she turn around and say "BDBDBD this aint gonna happen"..... "the fuck you mean this aint gonna happen?"

long story short, she turn around and tell me... "im getting married"...im like "yeh i know im looking at all these stupid fucking buildings i cant afford of course we getting married" and she says "nah im not getting married to you im getting married to my ex" (not verbatim)

lord of lords... my heart. MY LORD, the way my heart sunk to the soles of my feet.

To be real you shoulda shot that bitch......

......and then Yaself .!

FUCK WRONG WITCHU BRAH. ?

 

[kingofkingz]

Damn bruh how u ain't catch a case behind that bitch?

 

[Chasin Bundlez]

Skimmed the thread...got a bunch of talent here on the IC, lot of creatives.

Half u niggas should be authors...fiction of course.

 

[bdbdbd]

lol i was 20 yrs old (i think) and inexperienced in life...that shit woke me the fuck up

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

if you still reading, welcome back to the BDBDBD L chronicles

so yeh, from this point we were "together" for three-ish years.

oh lawd the amount of Ls i caught in those 3 years.

actually... L3 for Dating this motherfucker for 3 years

so during this 3 year "relationship we broke up like 12 times.

but all these times we broke up we were still talking regularly. so she would proceed to tell me bout dudes she was checking and shit. One situation i remember was this white dude that was tryna holla at her. he was a "rapper". and one time she told me how they were hanging out and shit, then he was driving her home and when they got to her house, he whipped his dick out and she was jacking him. i was fuming, started interrogating her and all that, then i dont know why (maybe male pride) i sed "so what was he bigger than me (nh)". she replied "yeh"... my niggas..... my soul didnt burn slow, it burned in reverse, the ether seeped into all my pleasant memories, of her, of childhood, of getting good grades in my school, of my first hit of a spliff, EVERY motherfucking memory i had since birth got ethered. i mean as a brother of colour its hard enough knowing a white dude hang lower than you (nh) but the love of your life telling you that...words cannot explain

and to make matters worse cus he was a rapper and i made beats we even linked up a couple times to exchange music, this motherfucker gave me a ride home one time after me dropping off a beat CD to him.

L 3, 4 and 5

3rd post Below

...the rest of the story doesn't matter. K...Y...S!