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Elzo69Renaissance;8083243 said:
lmao I swear threads like this make my sig so real lol

Word up. The IC saved my life.

BTW im the L king, took so many Ls my head is fucked up from repression. So i cant mention any stories yall. Ill continue to read yall W's lol
 
17 years ago, i had sex with this white chick i periodically had sex with for some years. we lived in different states and i would always travel out of town and see her. The last time i hit, she had travelled to the state i was at. She was the type who only fucked with Black guys.

So, with respect to the thread, We bangin, and the condom broke when i climaxed, and i aint say nothin.

she got preggers, and i guess, we'll never know.
 
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Dave2one6;8083973 said:
17 years ago, i had sex with this white chick i periodically had sex with for some years. we lived in different states and i would always travel out of town and see her. The last time i hit, she had travelled to the state i was at. She was the type who only fucked with Black guys.

So, with respect to the thread, We bangin, and the condom broke when i climaxed, and i aint say nothin.

she got preggers, and i guess, we'll never know.

This is scumbag shit, not deadbeat fathers nigga Lol

 
Dave2one6;8083973 said:
17 years ago, i had sex with this white chick i periodically had sex with for some years. we lived in different states and i would always travel out of town and see her. The last time i hit, she had travelled to the state i was at. She was the type who only fucked with Black guys.

So, with respect to the thread, We bangin, and the condom broke when i climaxed, and i aint say nothin.

she got preggers, and i guess, we'll never know.

shit need to go in the IC secrets thread . lol
 
CashmoneyDux;8082607 said:
Stew;8082039 said:
I wonder how many of you have been on the other side of these stories.....

No heart ftw but I know most of y'all ain't built like that.

Lmao there's a thread in FOF about being on the receiving end of scumbag Shit.

The story about the nigga getting his car stolen by a chick is hilarious

lol all i did was take L's from Scumbag hoes in my younger years . . . all a young nigga wanted was luhhh brah .
 
15 years ago, i was leaving the state i was in, and moved out of my house, but couldnt leave yet because i still had business to attend to. So a guy i was cool with said i could stay with him. it was cool because i was staying in a hotel til i got squared away. it was only a week i was over his house.

I moved in on a friday, and left the next friday. That first saturday, he wanted me to kick it with him outta town. an hour away. he had a white chick there he was sweet on and i guess he didnt want to leave me in his home. understandable. So we go, meet up with his girl and her friends.

Not my cup of tea. im from cleveland. i dont remember any of those people we kicked it with that night. So we were driving home, me, him, his piece, and her friend. the friend was a lil off that night while at the bar. she's all like "fuck it man, ya know. i dont even care anymore." i didnt really chat it up with her because she was in her own zone and her peoples knew what she was talking about but i was clueless. she was white, brown hair, wore mom jeans (she was too young to be wearing those) and a big ass flannel button up shirt. (Wait for it, those details are important)

So im driving my friend car back to his female friends home, the grungy chick in the front seat, and theyre in the back. the emo chick giving me directions and we all kinda chit chattin. So we get to the pad, and chillin in the living room for about 2 hrs, drinking and chillin. Its late and i say, "so where am i going to sleep?" the friend of the friend says "come on, let me show u." Dude say "Dave, u gon need this condom" I say in my head " what the fuck just happened?"

We get in the spare bedroom, sit on the bed, and she starts kissing on me. cool. i could use some pussy. fuck, i just remembered, I WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME!!!! i could fuckin end this here. Scumbag! (not really, signed divorce papers less than a week later.) So then she unbuttons her shirt. Now, i didnt mention that she was kinda hot, because i dont speak that way about white people. but she was fine. and when that shirt came off, SHE WAS HIDING SOME BIG ASS TITTIES! Whoa i said as i felt them up and down while trying the ignore the smell of hair spray and marlboro lights. she laid me on the bed, pull me thang out, and said " Oh my God."

Did i mentioned that she was married with kids? I can end this right here. SCUMBAG! i'll keep going. so she toppin me off, i hand her the condom, she laces me, and rides me, with those big ass boobs right there in my face, and she is contantly saying "oh-my-god. Oh my FUCKING god." Im all in my head like, what the fuck? why she keep sayin that? but she just kept saying it. and im hittin her off with this Cleveland style naw mean son!

I flip her from riding me, to being on top of her, knees to her ears in one motion, without even pulling out. yeah i got skillz. (damn, this is long, i aint even close to the good part yet) so i pound her out, catch my good one, and silence. She's shaking. She needs a marlboro light she says. her friend brings her one. She gives me the rundown.

Her husband was the only guy she ever been with. she never even so much as shook hands with a black dude. she only seen us on tv and in porn she says. she says her husband isnt even half of my size. that explains it.

She leaves, i go out the room and talk to them for about 10 mins and i go back in the room to go to sleep. I fall asleep, and as soon as i did, my friend chick comes in the room. She says she's not sleepy, dude feel asleep on her, she still has a bottle of wine to kill, and she want to take advantage of the time since her own kids are gone for the weekend. NOW!!! She's hot too. If i told yall that her friend had big boobs, her's were bigger. and she was built like a sista.

Damn. i said too much and this is too long already. I will continue if yall want.....

ScumBag.

 
DWO;8082087 said:
Stew;8082039 said:
I wonder how many of you have been on the other side of these stories.....

No heart ftw but I know most of y'all ain't built like that.

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YO WTF this gif creepy as fuck I though something was wrong

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JonnyRoccIT;8084036 said:
CashmoneyDux;8082607 said:
Stew;8082039 said:
I wonder how many of you have been on the other side of these stories.....

No heart ftw but I know most of y'all ain't built like that.

Lmao there's a thread in FOF about being on the receiving end of scumbag Shit.

The story about the nigga getting his car stolen by a chick is hilarious

lol all i did was take L's from Scumbag hoes in my younger years . . . all a young nigga wanted was luhhh brah .

Lmao that was you? That Shit was hilarious
 
CashmoneyDux;8084183 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8084036 said:
CashmoneyDux;8082607 said:
Stew;8082039 said:
I wonder how many of you have been on the other side of these stories.....

No heart ftw but I know most of y'all ain't built like that.

Lmao there's a thread in FOF about being on the receiving end of scumbag Shit.

The story about the nigga getting his car stolen by a chick is hilarious

lol all i did was take L's from Scumbag hoes in my younger years . . . all a young nigga wanted was luhhh brah .

Lmao that was you? That Shit was hilarious

HELL NAH...i wish a bitch would steal my whip .!
 
Mastery;8084214 said:
@Dave2one6 Finish that scumbag shit nigga. Lol

ok.

So we are chillin and we're on the internet and she was already surfing porn when i got to her computer. I think she was lookin at some shit, dude sleep, another dude in another room, and she weighed her options. she had changed clothes, i noticed, wearing a white thin tank top, and boxer shorts. the nipples were pokin out like a muthafucka kid! I should have went back to bed, but i got hard again once i checked out her attire.

We're in her bedroom, at the computer, and dude is sleep and snoring loud as fuck. Now thats a good thing that he snored like that. she's on some wack ass porn site and i let her know the ones i frequent. EARLY I HAD THEM INTERNET SKILLZ! Im like "what do u like?" she says "im not gay, but i love watching women on women." I got harder and think i felt some pre-cum slip out. I mean, i was sooo turned on that it was like i didnt even have sex a couple of hours prior.

We're looking at pics and lesbian porn scenes and she starts rubbin her boobs. I go creepy on her. im like " ok, now what am i suppose to do with this ressurrection here?" she touches me and said " she wasnt lying, it is nice." so she is giving me a over the pants handjob and im rubbin them boobs and every now and then, we hear the snoring stop, we straighten up, the snoring continues, and we continue. after about 30 minutes of this, she says, go in the living room.

I go and sit on the couch. moments later, she comes in, and pulls her boobs out and gets on top of me and i cannot resist! and i had to stop. i say nope! im going to bed. i cant do this. she's like "but he fell asleep on me and im sooooo horny. Im like " this aint right. i gotta stay with this dude for a week and we've already done too much. she is dissappointed and goes "youre no fun."

so sunday when we back at his crib, we chillin watching tv and he goes, "sooooo Dave, she told me she showed you the boobs last night."

That Bitch!!!!!

SCUMBAG!!!!

 
Glad I never changed my name to Scumbag Stew cause I aint got shit on some of y'all. Fuckin heathens yo
 
started a serious relationship with this chick and I really was trying to be 100. But I quickly noticed that she never offered to pay for anything.

So I started stealing money from her and using it to pay for our dates.
 
BeardedFreak;8085018 said:
started a serious relationship with this chick and I really was trying to be 100. But I quickly noticed that she never offered to pay for anything.

So I started stealing money from her and using it to pay for our dates.

I wouldn't consider this scumbaggin. More like recouping what she owe you. Props.
 
BeardedFreak;8085018 said:
started a serious relationship with this chick and I really was trying to be 100. But I quickly noticed that she never offered to pay for anything.

So I started stealing money from her and using it to pay for our dates.

u did nothing wrong here....
 
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