scumbag!

[Melqart]

started a serious relationship with this chick and I really was trying to be 100. But I quickly noticed that she never offered to pay for anything.

So I started stealing money from her and using it to pay for our dates.

Hilarious. understandable, but hilarious.

 

[CP203]

It's some wild people on here

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I told this story on here on how I got my first baby mama before, I was trying to find it to quote it cause I ain't feel like typing, but fuck it.

Back in high school there was a bitch me and my boy was trying to smash. He ended up with her, but nah, she had to be mine.

One day, my boys ex was in a real bad car accident. She was fucked up. Bruised face, arms, everything. So I hatch me a plan. I go see her at the hospital. We talk and chit chat a little. Then I offer her a couple hundred dollars to tell everyone my boy did this to her, not a car accident. This was before social media, so everyone believed her.

That nigga was the most hated man on earth! Her brothers beat this niggas ass, and his girlfriend, who I was after, broke up with him.

Long story short, I got her and she became my daughters mom.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

@JokerKing thats the worst shit posted. You got a nigga touched over some ass? He must have did something to deserve it right???

 

[Peace_79]

I told this story on here on how I got my first baby mama before, I was trying to find it to quote it cause I ain't feel like typing, but fuck it.

Back in high school there was a bitch me and my boy was trying to smash. He ended up with her, but nah, she had to be mine.

One day, my boys ex was in a real bad car accident. She was fucked up. Bruised face, arms, everything. So I hatch me a plan. I go see her at the hospital. We talk and chit chat a little. Then I offer her a couple hundred dollars to tell everyone my boy did this to her, not a car accident. This was before social media, so everyone believed her.

That nigga was the most hated man on earth! Her brothers beat this niggas ass, and his girlfriend, who I was after, broke up with him.

Long story short, I got her and she became my daughters mom.

Damn homie ... That's... wow

 

[Mastery]

Damn so fucking your boys bitch wasn't good enough? You had to have a baby by the bitch and have the nigga beat down too? Cot damn!!!

@Stew Idk bruh, I think this nigga might have @CP203 and I beat haha

 

[Stew]

Damn so fucking your boys bitch wasn't good enough? You had to have a baby by the bitch and have the nigga beat down too? Cot damn!!!

@Stew Idk bruh, I think this nigga might have @CP203 and I beat haha

Maaan I just tried to flag that nigga,

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Lol to this day she has no idea.

 

[Dave2one6]

That nigga was the most hated man on earth! Her brothers beat this niggas ass,

Wouldnt her brothers know that she was in a car accident? Or did they just go along with the lie and beat him up to make it look good?

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

That nigga was the most hated man on earth! Her brothers beat this niggas ass,

Wouldnt her brothers know that she was in a car accident? Or did they just go along with the lie and beat him up to make it look good?

She told her brothers he hit her a few times before

 

[Stew]

Nigga if it aint happened yet Karma gonna come back and fuck u all kinds of up.

 

[Dave2one6]

Nigga if it aint happened yet Karma gonna come back and fuck u all kinds of up.

Aint that the truth. I got so fucked up over the years that i am a peaceful man. I put no negative energy or thoughts out into the universe.

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

Back at Polk i used to prey on the incoming hoes in the transit barracks..

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Man u niggas got it all wrong...scumbaggedry should have long lasting results for the scumbag.....one nigga scumbags himself into marriage and a George Foreman looking kid....then the other gets a baby mama outta....smh at u niggas...the getaway is the most important part of the crime

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

* should not have

 

[BeardedFreak]

I went through a phase for about three years where I only fucked women in the ass, never the pussy.

Started another serious relationship with a chick who was an anal virgin. So i softly grabed her hand and bent her over gently…then I stabbed her asshole with no lube. She screamed uncontrollable at first but was loving it balls deep by the end.

 

[blacktux]

Im fucking crying....

 

[dwade206]

Back in 2014 I was tricking on this thick dopefiend joint. So I'm nuttin in this lil shawtys throat and I'm thinkin good girl, but this junkie couldnt take a young players jizz so she throw it back up. Fuck up my fresh michael kors boxer briefs. So like the dan wan I was, I made the classy lass (btfu) suck my wigger stick again to clean up her mess. But shit turned me so much I bust a 2nd pistachio down her windpipe.

Scuuummbag!!

The fuck is a dan wan?

 

[Mastery]

I went through a phase for about three years where I only fucked women in the ass, never the pussy.

Started another serious relationship with a chick who was an anal virgin. So i softly grabed her hand and bent her over gently…then I stabbed her asshole with no lube. She screamed uncontrollable at first but was loving it balls deep by the end.

 

[Stomp Johnson]

I went through a phase for about three years where I only fucked women in the ass, never the pussy.

Started another serious relationship with a chick who was an anal virgin. So i softly grabed her hand and bent her over gently…then I stabbed her asshole with no lube. She screamed uncontrollable at first but was loving it balls deep by the end.

MY NIGGA