15 years ago, i was leaving the state i was in, and moved out of my house, but couldnt leave yet because i still had business to attend to. So a guy i was cool with said i could stay with him. it was cool because i was staying in a hotel til i got squared away. it was only a week i was over his house.
I moved in on a friday, and left the next friday. That first saturday, he wanted me to kick it with him outta town. an hour away. he had a white chick there he was sweet on and i guess he didnt want to leave me in his home. understandable. So we go, meet up with his girl and her friends.
Not my cup of tea. im from cleveland. i dont remember any of those people we kicked it with that night. So we were driving home, me, him, his piece, and her friend. the friend was a lil off that night while at the bar. she's all like "fuck it man, ya know. i dont even care anymore." i didnt really chat it up with her because she was in her own zone and her peoples knew what she was talking about but i was clueless. she was white, brown hair, wore mom jeans (she was too young to be wearing those) and a big ass flannel button up shirt. (Wait for it, those details are important)
So im driving my friend car back to his female friends home, the grungy chick in the front seat, and theyre in the back. the emo chick giving me directions and we all kinda chit chattin. So we get to the pad, and chillin in the living room for about 2 hrs, drinking and chillin. Its late and i say, "so where am i going to sleep?" the friend of the friend says "come on, let me show u." Dude say "Dave, u gon need this condom" I say in my head " what the fuck just happened?"
We get in the spare bedroom, sit on the bed, and she starts kissing on me. cool. i could use some pussy. fuck, i just remembered, I WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME!!!! i could fuckin end this here. Scumbag! (not really, signed divorce papers less than a week later.) So then she unbuttons her shirt. Now, i didnt mention that she was kinda hot, because i dont speak that way about white people. but she was fine. and when that shirt came off, SHE WAS HIDING SOME BIG ASS TITTIES! Whoa i said as i felt them up and down while trying the ignore the smell of hair spray and marlboro lights. she laid me on the bed, pull me thang out, and said " Oh my God."
Did i mentioned that she was married with kids? I can end this right here. SCUMBAG! i'll keep going. so she toppin me off, i hand her the condom, she laces me, and rides me, with those big ass boobs right there in my face, and she is contantly saying "oh-my-god. Oh my FUCKING god." Im all in my head like, what the fuck? why she keep sayin that? but she just kept saying it. and im hittin her off with this Cleveland style naw mean son!
I flip her from riding me, to being on top of her, knees to her ears in one motion, without even pulling out. yeah i got skillz. (damn, this is long, i aint even close to the good part yet) so i pound her out, catch my good one, and silence. She's shaking. She needs a marlboro light she says. her friend brings her one. She gives me the rundown.
Her husband was the only guy she ever been with. she never even so much as shook hands with a black dude. she only seen us on tv and in porn she says. she says her husband isnt even half of my size. that explains it.
She leaves, i go out the room and talk to them for about 10 mins and i go back in the room to go to sleep. I fall asleep, and as soon as i did, my friend chick comes in the room. She says she's not sleepy, dude feel asleep on her, she still has a bottle of wine to kill, and she want to take advantage of the time since her own kids are gone for the weekend. NOW!!! She's hot too. If i told yall that her friend had big boobs, her's were bigger. and she was built like a sista.
Damn. i said too much and this is too long already. I will continue if yall want.....
ScumBag.