scumbag!

[Stomp Johnson]

Wait, was I the scumbag in that story?

Lol this whole time I thought it was my ex...

Welp

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Bride almost ended up on "The First 48"

 

[BrideofKilla]

I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint shit, lol

But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...

Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...

Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd kill each other if one of us was caught cheating...

Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like 'bitch imma kill you and your new nigga'.

I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.

Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new nigga. I'm also thinking my new nigga is bitch made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.

Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...

Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.

My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.

After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local niggas. Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n shit... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...

A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.

This nigga bugged my house

That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...

Got that restraining order.

I learned to stop dealing with crazy niggas and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.

@tha_bride22 you know you my nigga and what not but if I was the new guy I woulda beat yo ass and shot your bf soon as I got out of the hospital. Fuck I look like getting my ass beat while I'm sleep nah b somebody's got to die

But... But Cain! He got fair warning the first time! Told me he was a real nigga and wasn't scared to come back over. Plus me and my ex were broken up.

Lol why am I supposed to get my ass whooped? I ain't een do nothin, smh...

In my mind I would think you're still fucking the ex. Plus after the first time you should a handled that crazy nigga. More importantly if I lose blood all parties involved gotta lose blood @tha_bride22

Well yeah Cain, that's cause you a real one.

I wasn't still fuckin with my ex at all, he just didn't accept the break up. That ain't my fault!

 

[caddo man]

Hey see that is why I used to ask bitches before hand about crazy shit. Slip in a joke about a chick that climbed two stories to see if I was cheating. If she dont laugh and say that was crazy. I am catching a stomach ache or something. I learned early in life crazy bitches call the cops on you and scratch up your car.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Hey see that is why I used to ask bitches before hand about crazy shit. Slip in a joke about a chick that climbed two stories to see if I was cheating. If she dont laugh and say that was crazy. I am catching a stomach ache or something. I learned early in life crazy bitches call the cops on you and scratch up your car.

Yoooooo some bitch really did climb two stories to get past the front desk Sgt to see if her nigga was cheatin with another nigga.

 

[caddo man]

Hey see that is why I used to ask bitches before hand about crazy shit. Slip in a joke about a chick that climbed two stories to see if I was cheating. If she dont laugh and say that was crazy. I am catching a stomach ache or something. I learned early in life crazy bitches call the cops on you and scratch up your car.

Yoooooo some bitch really did climb two stories to get past the front desk Sgt to see if her nigga was cheatin with another nigga.

Replace that with SK3 Caddo boy and you understand my pain. We walked outside like this bitch stole somebody ladder.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I used to put a GPS locator/tracker on all my girlfriends phone...i once tracked down my ex in the middle in Manhattan, we live in Chicago

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Hey see that is why I used to ask bitches before hand about crazy shit. Slip in a joke about a chick that climbed two stories to see if I was cheating. If she dont laugh and say that was crazy. I am catching a stomach ache or something. I learned early in life crazy bitches call the cops on you and scratch up your car.

Yoooooo some bitch really did climb two stories to get past the front desk Sgt to see if her nigga was cheatin with another nigga.

Lol what?

Army hoes crazy yo

 

[Dupac]

Yo bride story got me laughing hard as hell

 

[Dupac]

I once was dealing with a chick who ex was selling death over the phone....

Just by coincidence I also knew his side chick, and she was the grimey type who did anything for the cause...

We posted up in front of her building and had her call him over.... When I confronted this nigga, he damn near denied who he was, I never witnessed a nigga cop so many pleas

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

THIS LIGHTSKINNED BITCH IS THE DEVIL BRAH .

...i'm still Recoverin bitch....leeeme lone .

 

[BeardedFreak]

Went through a "Pulling My Dick out in Public" phase for about 6 months.

When I was in public and flirting with a woman I wanted to fuck, in mid convo, I would pull my dick out and see what happens.

Had this lil clean cut office job. Shirt n Tie shit. They would always have these dinners at nearby restaurants, where people would invite their family.

One time, I randomly ended up sitting next to one of the executives wife and daughter.

Shit was a snooze fest, so I started flirting with the wife and massaging her thighs under the table.

Then when the exec was going on and on about some boring ass fishing trip, I calmly unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out under the Table.

I grab her hand n put it on my dick. At first her hand was just laying there doing nothing, but I notice she didn't move it either. It was at that moment that I knew, I was goin crack her ass open.

So I reached underneath the table and started to move her hand in a stroking motion, then she started stroking on her own.

I would then chime into the convo using code words for how I wanted her to stroke my dick. I would say shit like "yeah, that fishing rod u was using is 'long' and 'slow' and the head is sensitive on that thang". She would smile and keep stroking.

i never got a chance to break dat ass though. It's the asshole that got away.

U can't win all outchea. Live n learn

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Went through a "Pulling My Dick out in Public" phase for about 6 months.

When I was in public and flirting with a woman I wanted to fuck, in mid convo, I would pull my dick out and see what happens.

Had this lil clean cut office job. Shirt n Tie shit. They would always have these dinners at nearby restaurants, where people would invite their family.

One time, I randomly ended up sitting next to one of the executives wife and daughter.

Shit was a snooze fest, so I started flirting with the wife and massaging her thighs under the table.

Then when the exec was going on and on about some boring ass fishing trip, I calmly unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out under the Table.

I grab her hand n put it on my dick. At first her hand was just laying there doing nothing, but I notice she didn't move it either. It was at that moment that I knew, I was goin crack her ass open.

So I reached underneath the table and started to move her hand in a stroking motion, then she started stroking on her own.

I would then chime into the convo using code words for how I wanted her to stroke my dick. I would say shit like "yeah, that fishing rod u was using is 'long' and 'slow' and the head is sensitive on that thang". She would smile and keep stroking.

i never got a chance to break dat ass though. It's the asshole that got away.

U can't win all outchea. Live n learn

LMAOOOOOO

 

[Turfaholic]

Hey see that is why I used to ask bitches before hand about crazy shit. Slip in a joke about a chick that climbed two stories to see if I was cheating. If she dont laugh and say that was crazy. I am catching a stomach ache or something. I learned early in life crazy bitches call the cops on you and scratch up your car.

Yoooooo some bitch really did climb two stories to get past the front desk Sgt to see if her nigga was cheatin with another nigga.

Lol what?

Army hoes crazy yo

I seen sooooo many army females hop in, get pregnant by a E4 promotable or above and get out the Army.

 

[K_Fisher]

Went through a "Pulling My Dick out in Public" phase for about 6 months.

When I was in public and flirting with a woman I wanted to fuck, in mid convo, I would pull my dick out and see what happens.

Had this lil clean cut office job. Shirt n Tie shit. They would always have these dinners at nearby restaurants, where people would invite their family.

One time, I randomly ended up sitting next to one of the executives wife and daughter.

Shit was a snooze fest, so I started flirting with the wife and massaging her thighs under the table.

Then when the exec was going on and on about some boring ass fishing trip, I calmly unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out under the Table.

I grab her hand n put it on my dick. At first her hand was just laying there doing nothing, but I notice she didn't move it either. It was at that moment that I knew, I was goin crack her ass open.

So I reached underneath the table and started to move her hand in a stroking motion, then she started stroking on her own.

I would then chime into the convo using code words for how I wanted her to stroke my dick. I would say shit like "yeah, that fishing rod u was using is 'long' and 'slow' and the head is sensitive on that thang". She would smile and keep stroking.

i never got a chance to break dat ass though. It's the asshole that got away.

U can't win all outchea. Live n learn

Bruh I thought you was about to confess to being a serial flasher..

 

[texas409]

I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint shit, lol

But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...

Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...

Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd kill each other if one of us was caught cheating...

Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like 'bitch imma kill you and your new nigga'.

I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.

Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new nigga. I'm also thinking my new nigga is bitch made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.

Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...

Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.

My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.

After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local niggas. Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n shit... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...

A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.

This nigga bugged my house

That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...

Got that restraining order.

I learned to stop dealing with crazy niggas and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.

so your immaturity damn near got another nigga killed and you still ended up going back to the crazy nigga?? lol i see why you hoes get scumbagged, with all due respect of course

 

[BrideofKilla]

I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint shit, lol

But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...

Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...

Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd kill each other if one of us was caught cheating...

Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like 'bitch imma kill you and your new nigga'.

I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.

Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new nigga. I'm also thinking my new nigga is bitch made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.

Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...

Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.

My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.

After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local niggas. Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n shit... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...

A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.

This nigga bugged my house

That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...

Got that restraining order.

I learned to stop dealing with crazy niggas and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.

so your immaturity damn near got another nigga killed and you still ended up going back to the crazy nigga?? lol i see why you hoes get scumbagged, with all due respect of course

Watch your mouth and show some real respect. I shared a story of a part of my life that wasn't the proudest moment of my youth. That wasn't easy to do. I don't make excuses to justify my past. Would I make the same mistakes from 23 now that I'm approaching 30? Of course not. But I have no regrets because it took me going through some shit to learn from it.

See how you placed the blame solely on me like those men didn't act on their own free will? We all were in the wrong. Don't try to justify your 'hard on hoes' stance with my story. Treat women accordingly based off your own life experiences and get off my areola.

 

[Rasta.]

I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint shit, lol

But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...

Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...

Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd kill each other if one of us was caught cheating...

Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like 'bitch imma kill you and your new nigga'.

I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.

Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new nigga. I'm also thinking my new nigga is bitch made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.

Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...

Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.

My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.

After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local niggas. Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n shit... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...

A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.

This nigga bugged my house

That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...

Got that restraining order.

I learned to stop dealing with crazy niggas and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.

so your immaturity damn near got another nigga killed and you still ended up going back to the crazy nigga?? lol i see why you hoes get scumbagged, with all due respect of course

Watch your mouth and show some real respect. I shared a story of a part of my life that wasn't the proudest moment of my youth. That wasn't easy to do. I don't make excuses to justify my past. Would I make the same mistakes from 23 now that I'm approaching 30? Of course not. But I have no regrets because it took me going through some shit to learn from it.

See how you placed the blame solely on me like those men didn't act on their own free will? We all were in the wrong. Don't try to justify your 'hard on hoes' stance with my story. Treat women accordingly based off your own life experiences and get off my areola.

Pics?

 

[DarcSkies]

I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint shit, lol

But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...

Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...

Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd kill each other if one of us was caught cheating...

Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like 'bitch imma kill you and your new nigga'.

I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.

Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new nigga. I'm also thinking my new nigga is bitch made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.

Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...

Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.

My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.

After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local niggas. Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n shit... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...

A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.

This nigga bugged my house

That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...

Got that restraining order.

I learned to stop dealing with crazy niggas and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.

so your immaturity damn near got another nigga killed and you still ended up going back to the crazy nigga?? lol i see why you hoes get scumbagged, with all due respect of course

Watch your mouth and show some real respect. I shared a story of a part of my life that wasn't the proudest moment of my youth. That wasn't easy to do. I don't make excuses to justify my past. Would I make the same mistakes from 23 now that I'm approaching 30? Of course not. But I have no regrets because it took me going through some shit to learn from it.

See how you placed the blame solely on me like those men didn't act on their own free will? We all were in the wrong. Don't try to justify your 'hard on hoes' stance with my story. Treat women accordingly based off your own life experiences and get off my areola.

Pics?

Lol pics or no Arreola.

*KEVIN HART*

BRIDE AIN'T GOT NO AREOLAAAASSSSSS!

 

[bdbdbd]

Went through a "Pulling My Dick out in Public" phase for about 6 months.

When I was in public and flirting with a woman I wanted to fuck, in mid convo, I would pull my dick out and see what happens.

Had this lil clean cut office job. Shirt n Tie shit. They would always have these dinners at nearby restaurants, where people would invite their family.

One time, I randomly ended up sitting next to one of the executives wife and daughter.

Shit was a snooze fest, so I started flirting with the wife and massaging her thighs under the table.

Then when the exec was going on and on about some boring ass fishing trip, I calmly unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out under the Table.

I grab her hand n put it on my dick. At first her hand was just laying there doing nothing, but I notice she didn't move it either. It was at that moment that I knew, I was goin crack her ass open.

So I reached underneath the table and started to move her hand in a stroking motion, then she started stroking on her own.

I would then chime into the convo using code words for how I wanted her to stroke my dick. I would say shit like "yeah, that fishing rod u was using is 'long' and 'slow' and the head is sensitive on that thang". She would smile and keep stroking.

i never got a chance to break dat ass though. It's the asshole that got away.

U can't win all outchea. Live n learn

My Nigga i aint gonna lie that aint even scumbag shit....thats some G shit...if there is ever a thread entitled "sum G Shit thread"...you need to repost that story

i be pulling that shit at work all the time, not whipping my snake out but putting a bitches hand on my shit and seeing how they react.... 9 times outta 10 these bitches be acting like they aint trying to do nothing but at the same time they aint moving their hand away in disgust... these bitches are freaks on the low for sure