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Knock_Twice
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Smh another night of fuckery
I don't know if yall niggas remember when there use to be a chat line that you can call and talk to bitches..this was before any of the dating sites or FB was out, I wanna say around 2000ish or 1999 or some shit..but anyway a cuzin of mines use to call this chat line (may have been called something else) and hook up with these bitches. So one night we all was bored and shit..got through playing monopoly and shit, so I was like man I'm bout to do waza waza, I'll holla at yall later, they left and went home, Later on that night, either him or my other patna, would hit us up and be like "man i got some bitches nigga, get dress we riding out" and thus when the fuckery of shit would begin, why I have some many untold stories and fuckery and shit LOL, but on this night my cuz was like man I got this girl, do yall wanna go and see her. I was like man I aint going over there unless she got a friend for me and our other patna said the same who was on 3 way with us. So I was like dude where did you even meet this chick, so that's when I found out about the chat line that he be on, he goes on to tell us about the chicks he be getting off there, so me being me, I'm like how do these chicks look and is the shit legit and safe, I aint trying to get bailed out tonight over some fuckery..nigga like yea yea knock, it's str8, "Trust me" (LOL) so I was like aight, bet, let's fuck wit it..he hit up some chick and told her we was coming through.
So on the ride there, cuz telling us about the 2 other chicks, he's like yall, I don't know which one yall want, yall can get anyone, one is a red-bone, thick and has a nice smile and one is a brown skin chick and has long hair. So, I was like fuck it, I want red, and the other dude who was with us was like aight, I'll take the brown skin. So I was like dude, how does your chick look, nigga hit me with the "she str8 breh" and any other time dude would say that, I would just be like whatever and really not think nothing into it, but this time, dude said it and jumped to the next topic very quickly and I peeped it, but again I guess with the excitement that we bout to go and party and fuck some bitches, I didn't pick up on it at that whole moment LOL, I'm still in my head like this will be a win win win night and shit..and to add to the fuckery, the chick (my cuzin chick) told him that they were home alone, her mama and dad went to one of Southern's football game or some shit..away game, so they had the house to themselves..so when he told us that before we left our house, we were geeked.
So we all hype and shit, thinking everything bout to go down and shit..LOL
Wrong, here comes a night full of fuckery, (I can't not, repeat, can't make this shit up)
So we pull up, in the drive way, pull up slowly, cuz one, we don't know these chicks and my cuzin (JL) is like "man I think this is the address, then we in the hood on top of things and shit smh, so he's like "yea yea" this is it, 7788 this what she said she stay at. So now I"m like nigga (and remember, cell phones wasn't on back then, cuz I sholl didn't have one) so we was like man lets go to the the Fina station and call her to make sure, cuz I aint trying to get shot at, so cuz was like yea knock this it, he tells our other patna who is driving pull in and cut the lights out. We pull up and only the bedroom light is on in the house and we can see the TV light on in the living room, we see two cars parked up under the car port and I'm like "nigga I thought you said she was alone" and he looks at me and "blinks blinks" smh
So we now in the driveway (at the end of the shit) sitting in the car, and I'm like nigga get out and go knock, nigga tells me "wait" I"m like wait on what, he says, I don't know if this is the right house..smh..so the nigga that's driving was like man, one of yall niggas get out and go and knock and see, so my cuz is like what if it's the wrong house, I was like man just tell them to shoot you in the ass or shoulder Lol, I don't know what you can tell them cuz, cuz nigga you getting shot, it was like at 10pm too..smh anyway long story long, nigga (cuz) gets out and goes to the door, me and the other cat stays in the car, I can't see cuz it's dark, so finally cuz comes back with a grin trying to hold his laugh in like "oh shit, fuck niggas" LMAO..so we like what what is it nigga, do we nigga to peel off or something? So now the nigga is in tears laughing and shit..so we like what is it nigga, they ugly? he was like man yall just get out we here now, so my other patna (BJ) in the car like man hell no, get in nigga we bout to peel off, I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass man let's go,I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass at home, fucking around with yall niggas bruh fuck, I'm going to jail tonight LOL.
So cuz was like man yall come on.
I don't know if yall niggas remember when there use to be a chat line that you can call and talk to bitches..this was before any of the dating sites or FB was out, I wanna say around 2000ish or 1999 or some shit..but anyway a cuzin of mines use to call this chat line (may have been called something else) and hook up with these bitches. So one night we all was bored and shit..got through playing monopoly and shit, so I was like man I'm bout to do waza waza, I'll holla at yall later, they left and went home, Later on that night, either him or my other patna, would hit us up and be like "man i got some bitches nigga, get dress we riding out" and thus when the fuckery of shit would begin, why I have some many untold stories and fuckery and shit LOL, but on this night my cuz was like man I got this girl, do yall wanna go and see her. I was like man I aint going over there unless she got a friend for me and our other patna said the same who was on 3 way with us. So I was like dude where did you even meet this chick, so that's when I found out about the chat line that he be on, he goes on to tell us about the chicks he be getting off there, so me being me, I'm like how do these chicks look and is the shit legit and safe, I aint trying to get bailed out tonight over some fuckery..nigga like yea yea knock, it's str8, "Trust me" (LOL) so I was like aight, bet, let's fuck wit it..he hit up some chick and told her we was coming through.
So on the ride there, cuz telling us about the 2 other chicks, he's like yall, I don't know which one yall want, yall can get anyone, one is a red-bone, thick and has a nice smile and one is a brown skin chick and has long hair. So, I was like fuck it, I want red, and the other dude who was with us was like aight, I'll take the brown skin. So I was like dude, how does your chick look, nigga hit me with the "she str8 breh" and any other time dude would say that, I would just be like whatever and really not think nothing into it, but this time, dude said it and jumped to the next topic very quickly and I peeped it, but again I guess with the excitement that we bout to go and party and fuck some bitches, I didn't pick up on it at that whole moment LOL, I'm still in my head like this will be a win win win night and shit..and to add to the fuckery, the chick (my cuzin chick) told him that they were home alone, her mama and dad went to one of Southern's football game or some shit..away game, so they had the house to themselves..so when he told us that before we left our house, we were geeked.
So we all hype and shit, thinking everything bout to go down and shit..LOL
Wrong, here comes a night full of fuckery, (I can't not, repeat, can't make this shit up)
So we pull up, in the drive way, pull up slowly, cuz one, we don't know these chicks and my cuzin (JL) is like "man I think this is the address, then we in the hood on top of things and shit smh, so he's like "yea yea" this is it, 7788 this what she said she stay at. So now I"m like nigga (and remember, cell phones wasn't on back then, cuz I sholl didn't have one) so we was like man lets go to the the Fina station and call her to make sure, cuz I aint trying to get shot at, so cuz was like yea knock this it, he tells our other patna who is driving pull in and cut the lights out. We pull up and only the bedroom light is on in the house and we can see the TV light on in the living room, we see two cars parked up under the car port and I'm like "nigga I thought you said she was alone" and he looks at me and "blinks blinks" smh
So we now in the driveway (at the end of the shit) sitting in the car, and I'm like nigga get out and go knock, nigga tells me "wait" I"m like wait on what, he says, I don't know if this is the right house..smh..so the nigga that's driving was like man, one of yall niggas get out and go and knock and see, so my cuz is like what if it's the wrong house, I was like man just tell them to shoot you in the ass or shoulder Lol, I don't know what you can tell them cuz, cuz nigga you getting shot, it was like at 10pm too..smh anyway long story long, nigga (cuz) gets out and goes to the door, me and the other cat stays in the car, I can't see cuz it's dark, so finally cuz comes back with a grin trying to hold his laugh in like "oh shit, fuck niggas" LMAO..so we like what what is it nigga, do we nigga to peel off or something? So now the nigga is in tears laughing and shit..so we like what is it nigga, they ugly? he was like man yall just get out we here now, so my other patna (BJ) in the car like man hell no, get in nigga we bout to peel off, I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass man let's go,I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass at home, fucking around with yall niggas bruh fuck, I'm going to jail tonight LOL.
So cuz was like man yall come on.
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geechee slim
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R0wDyJ3sTrrr;8782676 said:
Had to laugh at that opening for a minute.
BelovedAfeni
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knock at it again with cliffhangers
Knock_Twice
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So we getting out, walking up slowly to the house and shit, and we to the door, and my cuz was 1st to lead, so his girl was at the door, now mind you, the porch light are still off and only the TV light from the living room is the only light showing/glaring, so we really can't see ole girl LOL, all I see is like a veil/ mask around her mouth and shit LOL so we walk into the house, Got in the house, fucking smell was the first thing that hit me, shit smelt like zebra droppings in that bitch, LOL, I looked back at my other patna sniffing like "nigga do you smell that shit?" he closing the door laughing like "yea nigga", so we walking into the living room, and it's only my cuzin girl that is in the living room with us, I plop on the sofa, other patna is still standing by the door with his hand on the door, in case we gotta run out LOL, cuz stops in front of the TV (house lights are still off) so the chick was like why yall all acting all scared, and we like "shid we don't know you, just wanna make sure we can buss outta here in case ya ass try some shit" so she's walking into the kitchen area and cuts on the light there, and I see, no lie, from the top of her forehead to the top of her nose is the only thing uncovered, LOL like I said she had some type of veil/wrap or some shit, around the rest of her face covering it up, so me and my other patna done peeped the shit out, so I'm like you see ole girl wit the Micheal Jackson mask on and shit Lol and he was like yea, poor cuz never had a clue what was going on.
So she cuts off the kitchen light and yells, They here Trisha yall, and we like "yall" who the fuck is "yall" LOL, so she said the other "girls" so we was like oh ok, So Trisha comes out, (the red bone) bruh, you know when you see something that puts a "man what the fuck" expression on your face and you be just frozen in time LOL, bruh that chick came out, she waddle out, not walked out, but waddle like penguin outta the back room LOL, and my patna still at the door..cracked that bitch a little and that nigga turned to a 45 degree angle and was about to take off LMAO..I grabbed the bottom of that nigga jacket and just held on for dear life, this nigga was so serious in jetting out that bitch, I could feel the strength of him trying to escape, I had to get up from my seating position and kinda gain balance to keep that nigga inside and all while playin it off from the chicks, but I knew if I had lost grip on that nigga jacket, that nigga would have left us there LOL..so I'm tugging on this nigga jacket trying to keep him in and was like bruh chill, I don't even know why I said chill, cuz I would have jetted out with that nigga too, but I guess the fact my cuzin was close by his chick, i knew them chicks could have tackled him and he would have been still in the house while we got away LOL.
So the chick comes out and introduces herself, man this just had to have bathe in some vapor rub juices, this bitch smelt like vapor rub, and I'm like man wtf is going on, then she sat on the couch where I was sitting, smh, She got to talking about what we drinking on and what yall wanna do type shit off the bat, Man this girl was big as fuck, and I mean good and sloppy big smh. So the last chick, and they all came out like a fucking game show or some shit as my cuz girl's was introducing them as contestants or some shit smh. the last "girl" came out, bruh, this lady was an old lady about 48 years old LMAO...gray hair skinny brown skin lady LOL, bruh I just put my head down, I let go of my nigga jacket, The nigga opened the door wide now LOL...
The old bitch came out the back room or whereever back there "Hey there, who all yall are" with a cig (newport looked like) in her mouth, a blue jean skirt on, legs looked like wooden pool sticks, gray strains of hair LOL, My nigga at the door just turned around and walked outta the house, LOL, I waited for a quick sec, and spoke, trying to play it off and I walked out to go and get the other nigga to make sure this nigga wasn't going to leave us.
Man fuck this shit here LOL
So she cuts off the kitchen light and yells, They here Trisha yall, and we like "yall" who the fuck is "yall" LOL, so she said the other "girls" so we was like oh ok, So Trisha comes out, (the red bone) bruh, you know when you see something that puts a "man what the fuck" expression on your face and you be just frozen in time LOL, bruh that chick came out, she waddle out, not walked out, but waddle like penguin outta the back room LOL, and my patna still at the door..cracked that bitch a little and that nigga turned to a 45 degree angle and was about to take off LMAO..I grabbed the bottom of that nigga jacket and just held on for dear life, this nigga was so serious in jetting out that bitch, I could feel the strength of him trying to escape, I had to get up from my seating position and kinda gain balance to keep that nigga inside and all while playin it off from the chicks, but I knew if I had lost grip on that nigga jacket, that nigga would have left us there LOL..so I'm tugging on this nigga jacket trying to keep him in and was like bruh chill, I don't even know why I said chill, cuz I would have jetted out with that nigga too, but I guess the fact my cuzin was close by his chick, i knew them chicks could have tackled him and he would have been still in the house while we got away LOL.
So the chick comes out and introduces herself, man this just had to have bathe in some vapor rub juices, this bitch smelt like vapor rub, and I'm like man wtf is going on, then she sat on the couch where I was sitting, smh, She got to talking about what we drinking on and what yall wanna do type shit off the bat, Man this girl was big as fuck, and I mean good and sloppy big smh. So the last chick, and they all came out like a fucking game show or some shit as my cuz girl's was introducing them as contestants or some shit smh. the last "girl" came out, bruh, this lady was an old lady about 48 years old LMAO...gray hair skinny brown skin lady LOL, bruh I just put my head down, I let go of my nigga jacket, The nigga opened the door wide now LOL...
The old bitch came out the back room or whereever back there "Hey there, who all yall are" with a cig (newport looked like) in her mouth, a blue jean skirt on, legs looked like wooden pool sticks, gray strains of hair LOL, My nigga at the door just turned around and walked outta the house, LOL, I waited for a quick sec, and spoke, trying to play it off and I walked out to go and get the other nigga to make sure this nigga wasn't going to leave us.
Man fuck this shit here LOL
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Knock_Twice
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So we outside walking to the car laughing and like man wtf is going, my cuz comes out laughing "like man yall leaving" my patna decks him and was yea nigga, either you going or you staying, I'm on the hood laid out in tears laughing at this shit, saying "I knew, I shoulda stay my ass at home", mama knows "I shoulda stay my ass at the house"
So we laughing like mane, wtf, so I was like "cuz man you said these chicks were str8" nigga said "knock, I gotta be honesty, I lied" LMAO..
"hell I aint even seen my girl before" LOL more tears LOL
So we outside laughing loud now, so my cuzin chick sticks her head out saying "yall can leave if yall want to" so we all look at each other like "man let's just stay and see what else fuckery we can get into" so we yelled back "we coming back in, my friend had to get some "fresh" air" remember the house smelt like zebra shit.
So we all walk back inside the house after laughing and shit, gather ourselves.
As we walk in, I sit back on the sofa by the red bone chick and when I say I felt so low to the ground on that sofa, the big bitch literally sunk in the couch LOL, my other patna catches a chair along by the door LOL (I gotta watch him, he may buss out quick if some fuck shit goes down) so the old chick was like "dayum, I need some more cigarettes, which one yall niggas go take me to go get some more" LOL, we looking at each other laughing, and was like,uhh, so I was like "well I aint drive, he did" (pointed to the nigga at the door) I kid you not, if that nigga had a gun, he would have shot me in the hip LMAO...I promise you, so the niggas say "well I aint got no gas", the old lady was like "aww shit, it's just up the street, I'll give you some gas money", So dude was like aight but in his heart he was saddened LOL, so they leave and go to the store (store about 1 maybe 2 mins the most up the street) shouldn't take long right? (get back to this later) more fuckery
So now it's still dark, lights are still off, only the TV light is showing, and now after all the fuckery that done took place so far, my cuzin girl has gone in the back and now she has another mask/guard or whatever the fuck drapped across her face LOL, covering the same parts of her face, so now I'm like wft, again, my cuzin still haven't peeped game,
Me and ole girl on the couch and I'm trying to stop laughing at the whole shit, so I asked her the normal bullshit ass questions, cuz at this point, aint no way, my dick is getting up for this shit tonight Lol...I'll take a smooth L on this one..but me being me, I wanna be nice and "act" like I"m interested...she was like "oh I thought yall was about to leave how you and your boy just go walk out like that, I thought that was very rude, very rude" and I was like Nah nah, dude has lung issues and he just needed some fresh air, one of his lungs was itching so he needed to go outside LOL some bullshit I made up...bitch was a smooth bird, so she was like "oh, cuz I didn't know", then the bitch tried to get sexy, and so she turned her body and propped her leg up so that she is now facing me..and I kid you not, when she moved and adjusted I moved along with her LOL, how you move everything on the sofa, the sofa moved back and bumped against the wall about 2 or 3 times and then when she finally got the right position she wanted to be in she did the fat person sigh "sigh, soooo, how are youuuu"
LOL
So we laughing like mane, wtf, so I was like "cuz man you said these chicks were str8" nigga said "knock, I gotta be honesty, I lied" LMAO..
"hell I aint even seen my girl before" LOL more tears LOL
So we outside laughing loud now, so my cuzin chick sticks her head out saying "yall can leave if yall want to" so we all look at each other like "man let's just stay and see what else fuckery we can get into" so we yelled back "we coming back in, my friend had to get some "fresh" air" remember the house smelt like zebra shit.
So we all walk back inside the house after laughing and shit, gather ourselves.
As we walk in, I sit back on the sofa by the red bone chick and when I say I felt so low to the ground on that sofa, the big bitch literally sunk in the couch LOL, my other patna catches a chair along by the door LOL (I gotta watch him, he may buss out quick if some fuck shit goes down) so the old chick was like "dayum, I need some more cigarettes, which one yall niggas go take me to go get some more" LOL, we looking at each other laughing, and was like,uhh, so I was like "well I aint drive, he did" (pointed to the nigga at the door) I kid you not, if that nigga had a gun, he would have shot me in the hip LMAO...I promise you, so the niggas say "well I aint got no gas", the old lady was like "aww shit, it's just up the street, I'll give you some gas money", So dude was like aight but in his heart he was saddened LOL, so they leave and go to the store (store about 1 maybe 2 mins the most up the street) shouldn't take long right? (get back to this later) more fuckery
So now it's still dark, lights are still off, only the TV light is showing, and now after all the fuckery that done took place so far, my cuzin girl has gone in the back and now she has another mask/guard or whatever the fuck drapped across her face LOL, covering the same parts of her face, so now I'm like wft, again, my cuzin still haven't peeped game,
Me and ole girl on the couch and I'm trying to stop laughing at the whole shit, so I asked her the normal bullshit ass questions, cuz at this point, aint no way, my dick is getting up for this shit tonight Lol...I'll take a smooth L on this one..but me being me, I wanna be nice and "act" like I"m interested...she was like "oh I thought yall was about to leave how you and your boy just go walk out like that, I thought that was very rude, very rude" and I was like Nah nah, dude has lung issues and he just needed some fresh air, one of his lungs was itching so he needed to go outside LOL some bullshit I made up...bitch was a smooth bird, so she was like "oh, cuz I didn't know", then the bitch tried to get sexy, and so she turned her body and propped her leg up so that she is now facing me..and I kid you not, when she moved and adjusted I moved along with her LOL, how you move everything on the sofa, the sofa moved back and bumped against the wall about 2 or 3 times and then when she finally got the right position she wanted to be in she did the fat person sigh "sigh, soooo, how are youuuu"
LOL
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Thereal_ba
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caddo man;8793402 said:
Im. At work and that shit was worth the read lmao
Arya Tsaddiq
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caddo man;8793402 said:
Aye! Let the man finish nh...
Go ahead Knock
blackgod813
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Condence a novel
BelovedAfeni
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This story needs animation
blackgod813
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What if he die right now an we never know the veil answer
BelovedAfeni
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Smh no player left behind
Knock_Twice
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So we shooting the shit, so at this time, 30 minutes has passed and I'm like, where the fuck is BJ, the store aint that far away, and JL was like man where them niggas at, the girls was like I hope "Shirley" aint kidnap the boy LOL. again we didn't have cell phones so we couldn't call this nigga, anyway so we both like fuck that nigga *shruggs*, so we all in the living room per say, I'm on the couch, my cuzin and his girl in the kitchen area, so we hear a loud ass thump noise from the back, the girl sitting next to me looks startled, like "oh shit" my cuzin girl leaves my cuz and heads to the back, but before she could get there a boy about 12 years old comes outta the back LOL, so I'm looking and he starts cussin out my cuzin girl...
He then, punches the chick in the arm, I mean wrapped the shit outta her arm, so he then smh turns the light on and pulls the veil/scraf/Micheal Jackson wrap off the chick's face...and takes it..So the chick runs to the table that was in the kitchen and there was a notebook on the table and she grabs it and holds the shit in front of her face LOL..and tells the little boy to go back in the room..and I'm sitting there like wtf is going on..and is this retarded ass boy, come to find out the boy was semi-retarded, so I ask the chick sitting next to me, what's going on wit her face LOL, so the chick laughs, like the shit is funny too..so I'm saying to my cuzin chick, "yo what's wit the hiding of your face, you the Muppet Babies or some fucking body" she hits the lights back off and walks in front of me laughing and the chick sitting next to me and says "no nigga, I just don't want to show you yall my face, that's all" I look at my cuzin, nigga has that "aye I know I done fuck'd up" look on his face laughing...So for the next 20 minutes me and my cuzin was literally wrestling with this chick so that we could get to see her face, it was so bad, he would grab her and tickle her and I would try and pull down the notebook from her face, bruh the chick ran around the coffee table dogging us like we were playing tag and shit, so that we couldn't see her face...LOL..
I can't make this shit up man...
So time goes on and the old lady and our other patna comes in, the nigga looks defeated as fuck wore the fuck down, and say's "yall let's go, come on yall, let's go, I'm leaving" so we laughing like "dude what happened" old lady walks by us puffing outta a cig without saying a word and walked to the back LOL, so me my cuz was like don't tell me bruh
LMAO
We leave and shit, we in tears walking to the car, cuz we both (all really) thinking no this nigga didn't do what I think he did, gets in the car, first thing I say "nigga did you fuck that old ass lady" LOL,
mane I left some more shit out that happened between me and ole girl sitting on the couch, but I'm tired of typing fuck yall..LOL...so we in the car and this nigga is quiet the whole ride home, I'm driving my cuzin about him not seeing his girl the whole night..nigga didn't even see how his girl looked LOL, and we driving our other patna about how he fucked that old lady in a parking lot somewhere LOL, she forced him to fuck her LOL..he hasn't admit it till this day about what happened.....
So about 2 weeks later, I was working at a furniture store, I worked in the Warehouse, and I so happen to go in the front of the store where customers picked there furniture and shit out..So I'm in that part of the store, and I look, I'm looking, and I'm like "oh shit" that's ole girl who was sitting next to me, and she was looking for some furniture I'm guessing, so to not be seen by her ,it's sofas and love seats and shit out there on the floor, I dove quickly onto one of them sofas to hide and shit, like a nigga was 5 years old playing on his mama sofa (the game war/army or some shit) hiding out from the enemy LOL, that's what I did onto one of them sofas and keep peeping up to see if I can make a clear getaway to the back of the warehouse, man I ended up crawling low on my stomach to get my ass back to the warehouse, Sales ppl were looking at me like "knock, hey bud, you're ok" yea just trying to get away from some shit I said LOL
smh
man I done been and seen some shit..
He then, punches the chick in the arm, I mean wrapped the shit outta her arm, so he then smh turns the light on and pulls the veil/scraf/Micheal Jackson wrap off the chick's face...and takes it..So the chick runs to the table that was in the kitchen and there was a notebook on the table and she grabs it and holds the shit in front of her face LOL..and tells the little boy to go back in the room..and I'm sitting there like wtf is going on..and is this retarded ass boy, come to find out the boy was semi-retarded, so I ask the chick sitting next to me, what's going on wit her face LOL, so the chick laughs, like the shit is funny too..so I'm saying to my cuzin chick, "yo what's wit the hiding of your face, you the Muppet Babies or some fucking body" she hits the lights back off and walks in front of me laughing and the chick sitting next to me and says "no nigga, I just don't want to show you yall my face, that's all" I look at my cuzin, nigga has that "aye I know I done fuck'd up" look on his face laughing...So for the next 20 minutes me and my cuzin was literally wrestling with this chick so that we could get to see her face, it was so bad, he would grab her and tickle her and I would try and pull down the notebook from her face, bruh the chick ran around the coffee table dogging us like we were playing tag and shit, so that we couldn't see her face...LOL..
I can't make this shit up man...
So time goes on and the old lady and our other patna comes in, the nigga looks defeated as fuck wore the fuck down, and say's "yall let's go, come on yall, let's go, I'm leaving" so we laughing like "dude what happened" old lady walks by us puffing outta a cig without saying a word and walked to the back LOL, so me my cuz was like don't tell me bruh
LMAO
We leave and shit, we in tears walking to the car, cuz we both (all really) thinking no this nigga didn't do what I think he did, gets in the car, first thing I say "nigga did you fuck that old ass lady" LOL,
mane I left some more shit out that happened between me and ole girl sitting on the couch, but I'm tired of typing fuck yall..LOL...so we in the car and this nigga is quiet the whole ride home, I'm driving my cuzin about him not seeing his girl the whole night..nigga didn't even see how his girl looked LOL, and we driving our other patna about how he fucked that old lady in a parking lot somewhere LOL, she forced him to fuck her LOL..he hasn't admit it till this day about what happened.....
So about 2 weeks later, I was working at a furniture store, I worked in the Warehouse, and I so happen to go in the front of the store where customers picked there furniture and shit out..So I'm in that part of the store, and I look, I'm looking, and I'm like "oh shit" that's ole girl who was sitting next to me, and she was looking for some furniture I'm guessing, so to not be seen by her ,it's sofas and love seats and shit out there on the floor, I dove quickly onto one of them sofas to hide and shit, like a nigga was 5 years old playing on his mama sofa (the game war/army or some shit) hiding out from the enemy LOL, that's what I did onto one of them sofas and keep peeping up to see if I can make a clear getaway to the back of the warehouse, man I ended up crawling low on my stomach to get my ass back to the warehouse, Sales ppl were looking at me like "knock, hey bud, you're ok" yea just trying to get away from some shit I said LOL
smh
man I done been and seen some shit..
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blackgod813
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Aint that some bulllllllsgit fuk u nigga so the veil go answerd bullshit!!
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