LateToDaParty
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This nigga lurk been talking shit lately. Nigga all over the board at ppl neck
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dalyricalbandit
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dallas' 4 eva;8758209 said:
lmao at the dopehead tellin u run your shit and u pullin a Suge on him
Lurkristocrat
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LateToDaParty;8763369 said:
lol i was just thinkin the same shit
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blackgod813
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Ummn...my old lady cookin dinner inside i go outside fuck a stud raw in my bak yard comebak as if nothin happen...
Thereal_ba
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blackgod813;8779743 said:
Bruh..
BelovedAfeni
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Stud?
BelovedAfeni
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Smh
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Nigga said that like he was expecting high fives from us like...
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ChillaDaGawd
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blackgod813;8779743 said:
.........you went full retard
R0wDyJ3sTrrr
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I've been lurking for a min...
I've laughed here
I've damn near cried here
I've learned here
Now I will contribute: While attending Que party in 2008 a bunch of Greek hoes was eyein yo boi cuz it was rumored I was crossing (not my thing) so they was tryin to get in good before I changed lol
One short dark skinned snickathick ghetto girl (you know the ones that's just there for a yr to party drink and end up preggers) kept rubbin her assets up on my manhood, so I'm grabbin hips, whisperin "you know what you doin with that thang, you better stop", " we goin to leave in a min if you don't stop", and finally "let's go!" So I didn't have a whip at the time but she did so we go to her shit and it's on. We kissing (I regret) rubbin, squeezin, touchin. She start unbucklin the britches and smacking and lickin her lips. So now I'm at full attention, then she says "damn daddy I don't about all of this" then.....
GOES
2
WORK
she making all the right noises gets the whole dick wet (not just the top like the girls that say the be sucking dick but really don't like that shit) takin care of my balls and everything. It took everything in me not to moan out like a bitch, my toes was curling and I'm just tight tryin not to make to much noise
So I finish and she swallows it all then opens up to let me see (so classy) and puts her titties back (I forgot her titties was out by now nice size not porportion to her ass thou) and get up and there is a big add wet spot (from the A1 fellatio) and she see it and say " we can just go back to your place" I'm like " naw I can't leave my friend by herself (yea it's a chick naw we wasn't fuckin) she look sad but we go back in and I find somewhere dark and just chill till my homegirl ready to go...
1:15ish skinny light skinned with the blonde micro braids (yall know what she look like lol) comes up to me like " what did you do to my friend", "I swear y'all niggas ain't shit". I'm like "I didn't do nothin, she just mad cuz I told her I liked you more" her eyes light up for a hot sec then she like " you should have told her before" and "now she feel like a hoe" (that's my fault?) so I said " give me your number so I can text you mine so you can give it to her" she does before she leaves I grab her hand and ask "what about us?" She like idk and gigglin then as if the Dj knew I need his help "freak me" by silk starts blasting and of course "that's my song" she says, so I pull here close and she starts grinding and hunpin the shit out of me, I'm like oh shit it is her song, so I'm feeling myself and I reach for that kitty and she says no and holds my hand, then I'm like "you already know I like you why you teasin? And then I go again now she guiding my hand, so I keep whisper the same shit "you like it" , "show me how you like it" so when the song over I put my fingers up and she puts it in her mouth!!!
So I'm chopin it up with her tryin to make it a regular thing when the ugly friend Hispanic with hunchback (but insist on wear spaghetti straps) comes up and say the dark friend is ready to go, I play it cool " make sure she gets my number" and the light ones like "ok" giigglin and shit
I fucked with both them broads for like 4 months until spaghetti straps spill the beans and there friendship was worth more then a non-Greek nigga
I've laughed here
I've damn near cried here
I've learned here
Now I will contribute: While attending Que party in 2008 a bunch of Greek hoes was eyein yo boi cuz it was rumored I was crossing (not my thing) so they was tryin to get in good before I changed lol
One short dark skinned snickathick ghetto girl (you know the ones that's just there for a yr to party drink and end up preggers) kept rubbin her assets up on my manhood, so I'm grabbin hips, whisperin "you know what you doin with that thang, you better stop", " we goin to leave in a min if you don't stop", and finally "let's go!" So I didn't have a whip at the time but she did so we go to her shit and it's on. We kissing (I regret) rubbin, squeezin, touchin. She start unbucklin the britches and smacking and lickin her lips. So now I'm at full attention, then she says "damn daddy I don't about all of this" then.....
GOES
2
WORK
she making all the right noises gets the whole dick wet (not just the top like the girls that say the be sucking dick but really don't like that shit) takin care of my balls and everything. It took everything in me not to moan out like a bitch, my toes was curling and I'm just tight tryin not to make to much noise
So I finish and she swallows it all then opens up to let me see (so classy) and puts her titties back (I forgot her titties was out by now nice size not porportion to her ass thou) and get up and there is a big add wet spot (from the A1 fellatio) and she see it and say " we can just go back to your place" I'm like " naw I can't leave my friend by herself (yea it's a chick naw we wasn't fuckin) she look sad but we go back in and I find somewhere dark and just chill till my homegirl ready to go...
1:15ish skinny light skinned with the blonde micro braids (yall know what she look like lol) comes up to me like " what did you do to my friend", "I swear y'all niggas ain't shit". I'm like "I didn't do nothin, she just mad cuz I told her I liked you more" her eyes light up for a hot sec then she like " you should have told her before" and "now she feel like a hoe" (that's my fault?) so I said " give me your number so I can text you mine so you can give it to her" she does before she leaves I grab her hand and ask "what about us?" She like idk and gigglin then as if the Dj knew I need his help "freak me" by silk starts blasting and of course "that's my song" she says, so I pull here close and she starts grinding and hunpin the shit out of me, I'm like oh shit it is her song, so I'm feeling myself and I reach for that kitty and she says no and holds my hand, then I'm like "you already know I like you why you teasin? And then I go again now she guiding my hand, so I keep whisper the same shit "you like it" , "show me how you like it" so when the song over I put my fingers up and she puts it in her mouth!!!
So I'm chopin it up with her tryin to make it a regular thing when the ugly friend Hispanic with hunchback (but insist on wear spaghetti straps) comes up and say the dark friend is ready to go, I play it cool " make sure she gets my number" and the light ones like "ok" giigglin and shit
I fucked with both them broads for like 4 months until spaghetti straps spill the beans and there friendship was worth more then a non-Greek nigga
blackgod813
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O a stud...dress like wayne tats in the face....but i dont care if a bitch a construction worker she got a pussy..i was wrong an cry about it sometimes
JonnyRoccIT
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...Ayo, who's Mans is This.???
808HiLife808
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blackgod813;8783583 said:
R0wDyJ3sTrrr
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During a slump in love and life I began a relationship with a older woman who wanted to care of a young man. I told her upfront I wasn't tryin to do no bf/gf shit she said it was cool (they all do) and we proceed to chill. By chill I mean I would get a call around 10ish at night asking if was hungry (niggas always hungry), she would bring whatever over to eat, we watch tv, play music and she would watch me play 2k, callofduty, ect. I only smashed when I felt like it, no kissing no holding hands nothin...
So one day she ask when I'm goin to be ready for a relationship (I was holdin a L from a 4yr high school relationship) so I was like "I can't be rushing into anything right now" you that kinda shit, she was cool with it
The next week I hooked up with this big breasted Indian chick I had been tryin to bag for like 9 months, head wasn't great but there was effort and she was rockin some DD so I wasn't complaining (ass man myself but after that L it was time for something new)
With little effort my older friend found out and ask me about it on some how you goin to do me like this type shit. I was like you already know the deal! So needless to say she was mad don't call me for shit don't ask me for shit mood, nigga the next day I told her I want a pizza she bring a lil ceaser pizza (knowing I like papa johns) like I was suppose to mad about free food? Fuck I look like? But I did say something cuz I know she wanted me to but then I told she couldn't stay that night cuz I had to study. She start crying like you just use me, I was like naw you use me, on some reverse psychology trick i had been waitin to use. She start sayin you right you right, then I'm like I still want to be your friend but we can't do this no more.
She accept it and left on some we can talk more about it tomorrow. So the Indian comes over (I gave her some of the pizza) and we study for like 20 min then I'm like I'm done, she says that's terrible, then makes a big deal about education and all this very important (she a teacher now) so I'm like I'll read then, so we both on the bed, and I start messing with her hair, she ignores it for a sec then tells me to stop, so I was like fuck it then, she starts apologizing tell me she was havin a bad day, so I go into the kitchen and bring back some green apple wine coolers my roommates girlfriend had left. So she start drink and tell me everything, and I'm just hit all the "why didn't they listen to you", "you should be in charge anyway" , "you hair gotta do yo best and be ready for what's next"...
She's happy now, your such a good listener, I feel like I can tell you anything. Needless to say I was knocking boots that night till the morning, she wakes up panicked I'm like what's wrong, she had class in 30 min and couldn't go all the way home, so I gave her some good shorts (Jordan shorts were something serious round this parts) and a shirt and before she leaves she says I love you
I'm like yea me to? And I start to feel some kinda way (I was still weak from the L) so we text all day on some couple shit, then I was like fuck it lets do it, she's super hype tryin to come to the crib, we back in my room and she goes right to the head using them jugs and I'm lookin down knowing I made a good decision, then somebody starts knocking at the door, nobody text me, I ain't gettin up, or of my roommates answer and say he ain't here (good looking) but I handle mines so I get up and the Indians like what's goin on, I'm like I'm bout to find out
So the older chick there with a friend talkin bout lets go bowling, I say naw I got company. And I closed the door! They start knocking again I open say what's up, she take a swing at yo boi, I weave her and close the door again. Now the Indian is out the room asking questions and yes assuming So I tell her just a friend who is mad we are together so she is goin to lie and say anything but she's just jealous! She believes it we go back in the room and she's like let's just go to sleep, I don't want to push it so I'm like ok, (just goin to smash in the morning) so after a quick doggy style session in the bathroom ( so I could see the tits) she left to go home and I was chillin
The next day the Indian says we have to talk, I'm like ok
Apparently I left a hick on her neck and her father saw it and went off, so she had to come home right after school (college) and no more spending the night at "her friends house". Then he found out I was black and she could see me anymore!
She plays the rebel for a week and then she breaks it off in public because she didn't want a scene!?
And as I'm gettin the news my older friend I walkin by lookin at me in my face smiling ear to ear with her ratchet ass friend, so I'm like it's cool and I started to leave but I was like naw I can't go out like that so I buy a drink and go back and start chillin with some niggas I knew in he spot. She text me "you mad" I'm like naw I just know who to trust now! She leaves after that then I head home she was text but I wasn't lookin at them,
The next week old girl came thru with wing stop and beer, I hit the Indian again (pity) and I started tryin to fuck the Indians Mexican friend
So one day she ask when I'm goin to be ready for a relationship (I was holdin a L from a 4yr high school relationship) so I was like "I can't be rushing into anything right now" you that kinda shit, she was cool with it
The next week I hooked up with this big breasted Indian chick I had been tryin to bag for like 9 months, head wasn't great but there was effort and she was rockin some DD so I wasn't complaining (ass man myself but after that L it was time for something new)
With little effort my older friend found out and ask me about it on some how you goin to do me like this type shit. I was like you already know the deal! So needless to say she was mad don't call me for shit don't ask me for shit mood, nigga the next day I told her I want a pizza she bring a lil ceaser pizza (knowing I like papa johns) like I was suppose to mad about free food? Fuck I look like? But I did say something cuz I know she wanted me to but then I told she couldn't stay that night cuz I had to study. She start crying like you just use me, I was like naw you use me, on some reverse psychology trick i had been waitin to use. She start sayin you right you right, then I'm like I still want to be your friend but we can't do this no more.
She accept it and left on some we can talk more about it tomorrow. So the Indian comes over (I gave her some of the pizza) and we study for like 20 min then I'm like I'm done, she says that's terrible, then makes a big deal about education and all this very important (she a teacher now) so I'm like I'll read then, so we both on the bed, and I start messing with her hair, she ignores it for a sec then tells me to stop, so I was like fuck it then, she starts apologizing tell me she was havin a bad day, so I go into the kitchen and bring back some green apple wine coolers my roommates girlfriend had left. So she start drink and tell me everything, and I'm just hit all the "why didn't they listen to you", "you should be in charge anyway" , "you hair gotta do yo best and be ready for what's next"...
She's happy now, your such a good listener, I feel like I can tell you anything. Needless to say I was knocking boots that night till the morning, she wakes up panicked I'm like what's wrong, she had class in 30 min and couldn't go all the way home, so I gave her some good shorts (Jordan shorts were something serious round this parts) and a shirt and before she leaves she says I love you
I'm like yea me to? And I start to feel some kinda way (I was still weak from the L) so we text all day on some couple shit, then I was like fuck it lets do it, she's super hype tryin to come to the crib, we back in my room and she goes right to the head using them jugs and I'm lookin down knowing I made a good decision, then somebody starts knocking at the door, nobody text me, I ain't gettin up, or of my roommates answer and say he ain't here (good looking) but I handle mines so I get up and the Indians like what's goin on, I'm like I'm bout to find out
So the older chick there with a friend talkin bout lets go bowling, I say naw I got company. And I closed the door! They start knocking again I open say what's up, she take a swing at yo boi, I weave her and close the door again. Now the Indian is out the room asking questions and yes assuming So I tell her just a friend who is mad we are together so she is goin to lie and say anything but she's just jealous! She believes it we go back in the room and she's like let's just go to sleep, I don't want to push it so I'm like ok, (just goin to smash in the morning) so after a quick doggy style session in the bathroom ( so I could see the tits) she left to go home and I was chillin
The next day the Indian says we have to talk, I'm like ok
Apparently I left a hick on her neck and her father saw it and went off, so she had to come home right after school (college) and no more spending the night at "her friends house". Then he found out I was black and she could see me anymore!
She plays the rebel for a week and then she breaks it off in public because she didn't want a scene!?
And as I'm gettin the news my older friend I walkin by lookin at me in my face smiling ear to ear with her ratchet ass friend, so I'm like it's cool and I started to leave but I was like naw I can't go out like that so I buy a drink and go back and start chillin with some niggas I knew in he spot. She text me "you mad" I'm like naw I just know who to trust now! She leaves after that then I head home she was text but I wasn't lookin at them,
The next week old girl came thru with wing stop and beer, I hit the Indian again (pity) and I started tryin to fuck the Indians Mexican friend
Recaptimus_Prime360
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That story had a mixture of Lol, ether, WTF, cosign, and Damn.
Can't decide which one to give. Lol
Can't decide which one to give. Lol
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