Man fuck it..I gotta a story..yall niggas wont believe me, but man @ap21 can attest that I can't make this shit up..Lol..the niggas we know and hang around smh
Back in 96 or 97, I don't know if yall can remember (those who are down here) Cash Money and Take 4 Records use to have their phone numbers to their office posted in the phone book Lol..I think this was around the time when them niggas was somewhat local still doing Family Day in the Parks out here and shit...but anyway, my patna at the time was like Knock man I got the phone number to these niggas offices and what we go do is call them niggas and rap for them..now at the time, this was when everybody was hearing Wayne rap and was in aww that the lil nigga was rapping at his age and shit, so I guess niggas felt that they could be rappers like him..(my patna for example) so me being me was like fuck it let's do it..so we called both record companies...We called Cash money (we had one phone keep it mind lol) so I'm in the background and shit laughin to myself and shit like man we really about to try and rap for these niggas..my patna dead ass serious..taking deep breaths and shit Lol, ready to spit..so Cash Money had a voice message on their answering machine..and I fuckin kid you not, the shit was like..it was some chick, I can't remember her name, Uptown Angela it may have been, but she was like "sorry but you've missed us, we are out celebrating our success having a platinum party on Sugar Slim and Baby's platinum yachts, drinking crystal and having a ballarific time," man it was some more other dumb shit she said but that's all I can remember..but the shit ended and we get the beep so leave our message... and I hear my patna, rapping his ass off LMAO, nigga I'm fucking rolling in the background..this nigga dead ass serious..fuckin up and starting over and shit..this nigga was like when he fucks up."man baby and slim..let me do that over fo yall"bruh I'm cryin over on the counter laughing...man that nigga rap was good and wack, so the nigga hands me the phone and was like Knock come spit bruh..so I'm like fuck it laughing.. I buss out "shid this Mr.CEO, I get no blood on my clothes, while I'm fighting these hoes" now I'm clocking these hoes" got these hoes licking my toes" and I just stopped after that bussed out laughing..so my patna gets the phone back and was like "yea yea, hit us up Slim, hit us up Baby" we legit..we hot mane" and left his name and number...man I can't remember what rap but I think baby said something about ducking these hoes and blood on his clothes and the shit hit me like this nigga stole my shit Lmao..*tears*..man we did the same shit for Take 4 Records..smh..bruh we did some dumb shit back in the day...smh
